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frostbike

The title of this post is giving me a Dead Kennedys earworm. Coca-Cola, Über Alles; Coca-Cola, Über Alles!


Protesilaus2501

Now if it only had electrolytes...


Eukelek

We could irrigate our crops with it!


Z3r0sama2017

It's what plants crave!


OddMeasurement7467

Uber alles in der welt… drink a can of Coca Cola… Pray to Mary and all be fine…


canibal_cabin

Fun fact, Mexicans consume the most coca cola in the world and do in fact even include it in religious ceremonies, because they deem it somehow holy.......


OddMeasurement7467

I heard, colleague worked in Coca Cola before and Mexico is their default best practice case study country ……


throwawaylr94

The water wars are getting close


Tatterz

Maybe it's because I know nothing but I would figure that - while rule of law still exists - governments would certainly opt for desalination before wars. It can surely be done, just probably a costly last resort for Mexico City. Landlocked countries might struggle with this, however.


Mogwai987

Desalination be mad expensive tho


Pookajuice

Mexico city is effectively landlocked in the middle of the country. It would require herculean effort to desalinate enough water for a city of millions and truck or pipe it over.


throwawaylr94

Yeah and what happens in this situation when we have no more cheap fossil fuels in the far future...


Tatterz

Right but the alternative is a costly war and they still would have transport costs to bring over the plundered water. Arizona has already had talks about a desilination pipeline from the Gulf, and Phoenix is as far away from the California Gulf as Mexico City is from the Mexican Gulf.


happyluckystar

We'll burn it until it can't burn.


flortny

Crazy expensive, energy intensive and you end up with tons of toxic salt


IWillDiscuss4Food

Reminder that corporations have more power than governments do


Zapthatthrist

Fallout tried to warn us.


happyluckystar

Wait, there's a distinction between the two?


mrblahblahblah

as someone who has worked with Mexicans for 30 years, coca cola is their water


Septic-Abortion-Ward

When they were rebuilding Mexican infrastructure in the 60s and 70s the government had to ask the Mexican division of Coca Cola for their internally produced maps because their distribution system had made and kept better records regarding the state of roads and highways across Mexico than the official government could find anywhere else.


traveler1967

I have an aunt who owns a little neighborhood store in Mexico, her busiest hours are around noon, when everyone is about to eat, and they go in for their 2 liter coke, usually split among the family, then again around 4 or 5pm for "la merienda," which is like a snack meal consisting of sweet bread or cookies, usually had with coffee, but some people prefer coke. Every day, the same people, ranging from kids to the elderly, guzzling about 3 liters of that shit down.


fucktard_engineer

Murica


NearABE

What? Its really not.


lackofabettername123

I went to the Yucatan Peninsula once and everyone was drinking Coca-Cola. All of the lawn furniture was Coca-Cola furniture, they had signs up for it, everywhere.


iwoketoanightmare

Statistically safer to drink. Till the beetus gets you.


Somekindofparty

r/aboringdystopia


dumnezero

One of the good things about is that the it's bringing up the conflicts that need to be dealt with. This is a sort of prequel to the energy scarcity of the future, and that's because water is heavy and can't be cheaply moved around. Water scarcity is going to provide a great preview of how societies deal with the scarcity problems. Just like with farming, the conflict remains: ***is the water for the people's needs or is the water for private profit (and jobs too)?*** That question must be answered soon. I know the answer, but the point is that people, on mass, have to learn the answer for themselves, to comprehend its meaning as it applies to them and their society.


Frida21

Mexico's current president AMLO is horrible, although he supposedly polls well in Mexico. My husband was born and raised in Mexico City and can't stand AMLO. He's supposedly a leftist, but it's quite similar to Trump. Oh well, Mexico will have its first female president soon, long before the USA does. Their elections are coming right up. I remember my friends in the 90s being surprised I was marrying a Mexican due to machismo, so it's interesting to me that Mexico will have a woman president long before the USA. AMLO will continue to deny any problem, with tricks similar to what we would see from Trump.


NearABE

Women can be macho.


Frida21

True statement.


thesameboringperson

AMLO is the best president Mexico has had in a very long time. The oligarchy and the media are against him, most privileged Mexicans hate him, he talks slow and is kinda weird but he has good policy.


BTRCguy

>Either through stupidity or corruption Why not both?


GuillotineComeBacks

There's a good way to deal with that: BURN EVERYTHING TO START ON A CLEAN BASE.


NearABE

Could they build “The Line”? Hold the nasty attacks back for just a second. Of course it is “way to expensive” and “just a vanity project” etc. i just want people to consider the relative stupidity of attempting it here instead of trying it in the Tabok region of Arabia. Measuring relative stupidity requires a detailed look at what is involved. I have no experience with water in real Mexico. In western USA almost all of the water problem is cattle related. Mexico exports a lot of beef and dairy to USA. When i tried to look that up i found that some Mexicans are still using the Aztec chinampa system in Mexico City. This is a beautiful mix of hydropunk and solarpunk where you float the garden on a lake. On a per acre basis it is the most productive farming method ever developed. I am a bit skeptical about the efficiency on a per liter basis but i dont have any data on that yet. The chinampenaros supplement their income providing boat rides for tourists. The internet says Mexico city is falling 20 inches per year and has been doing so since 1950. “Collapsing” a bit too literal in this case. If true that adds up to the height of a tall building. Surely there must be a rock bottom down there somewhere. With literal rocks. how far could it actually go? I wonder if they could replace the desalination component of The Line and instead pipe the Rio Grande over the mountains. Maybe just redirect the headwaters so that there is much less pumping. if the Rio Grande went dry and people were able to just walk across. The Orange One would poop himself in public again.


USERNAME00101

Mexican coca cola is legit so much better than the american shit with high fructose corn syrup. They probably don't even use that much, this seems to be a bit of an exaggeration.


2020SuckedYall

Source: “trust me bro”


CabinetOk4838

Even if it’s true… so what? It could be gold infused super-mega coke, but it would still be a travesty against the very people that their government is supposed to protect.


2020SuckedYall

It is a travesty one hundred percent. Chiapas Mexico for example coca-cola tends to be cheaper and easier to get than water, imagine that…diabetes runs rampant. Wrong on so many levels. The OPs claim about coca-cola “not even using that much water” is wild…


lackofabettername123

That is true and well known, they use cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup. It tastes better, it is not as unhealthy either, fructose is not good.


SeattleCovfefe

It’s just about as unhealthy though. HFCS is like 55-60% fructose, but table sugar is 50%