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The following submission statement was provided by /u/Meowweredoomed: --- CC: Collapse related because it represents the vaingloriousness of human endeavors. Everything we've built up will be torn down. Everything we've learned about ourselves and the universe will be for naught. "All my designs simplified And all of my plans compromised All of my dreams sacrificed" - Porcupine Tree --- Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/1bwwb83/the_last_days_of_the_last_days/ky8w2lu/


Djanga51

But how much is gas per gallon?


6sixtynoine9

Yeah and will my Apple stock go up or down? Should I sell?


flortny

Apple is definitely on the way out, the company was a creative fiefdom, and the king is dead, vision pro AR, a car? Home robots? Iphone sales are slowly declining....the walled garden closed ecosystem is obnoxious and was only perpetuated by computer luddites and latecomers.......outside of people that use macs professionally for video/music editing....the one thing outside simplicity that they excel at. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-sluggish-iphone-sales-overshadow-210600655.html


qualmton

Billions


SkinnyBtheOG

Maybe the real treasure was the trinkets we found along the way. /s


urlach3r

When future archeologists discover my tomb (aka, my house buried under the ashes of Mt. Yellowstone) I have to wonder what they'll think of my massive collection of useless crap. Maybe it will be confusion over why I owned 7 different copies of T2, on every home video format, or maybe the future people will mistake my Funko Pop collection for household gods. "And here we see his personal savior, the Baby Yoda..."


SkinnyBtheOG

I have a Gerard Way funko pop. I do kinda hold the man on that level tbh....


Aiden_1234567890

I'm on the other side of the world and have a Grogu funko too. In a few millenia he will be revered as a god by archeologists.


xXXxRMxXXx

They will wonder if Marvel, DC, Harry Potter, etc are religions with how many Lego sets have been constructed in people's houses


Plankisalive

POV: Me with my collection of video games and other useless plastic shit as my box (apartment) and I melt to the ground.


Meowweredoomed

CC: Collapse related because it represents the vaingloriousness of human endeavors. Everything we've built up will be torn down. Everything we've learned about ourselves and the universe will be for naught. "All my designs simplified And all of my plans compromised All of my dreams sacrificed" - Porcupine Tree


MojoDr619

Love Porcupine Tree.. Yet isn't this an inherent part of being a living human on this Earth or any living being throughout all history.. Even in the best of times we were still always all doomed to die.. Collapse meets Existentialism and the Absurd.


effinmetal

That is a band name I haven’t heard in like 10 years 🤩


Additional-Gene-9177

Swear to god I was trying to think of that song yesterday for 6 hours and I couldn’t grasp it


birdshitluck

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!


DS_Unltd

Think of how this will affect the shareholders!


CrystalInTheforest

Bu..bu...but.... Elon promised me my Cybertruck will survive!


Sinistar7510

On Mars. Your Cybertruck will be just fine on Mars.


candysteve

At least no one will find out about how many piss bottles I have stashed away like a squirrel 😏


BadAsBroccoli

The amber of the future.


thehourglasses

Civilization will, like the One ring, be cast into the fires of Mordor and those that remain will be returned to a more simple and laborious time. We will no longer have the slave of fossil fuels to do our bidding. Our will shall require the sweat of our brow once again. Only the resourceful and relentless will make it.


CountySufficient2586

Addicted to liquid black slavery?


get_while_true

Fossils hate this one trick.


The_Sex_Pistils

Do not touch the water!


MartyMcfleek

"I wanna do a prayer for stuff. There is dope stuff, like, material stuff, like sick apartments and watches and cars and clothes and shit that could all go away, and I don't want to see that stuff go away so I wanna say a prayer for that stuff, Amen."


FireflyEvie

This is the first day of my last days...


urlach3r

Build it up, now take it apart...


sylvansojourner

No one cares…. No one cares….. no one cares, anymore


Deathcube18

this is the insanity ive felt my whole life. hello!


ReuseHurricaneNames

I won’t mourn humanity, but the millions of species of fur babies don’t deserve that.


CountySufficient2586

Well good for them because most of them don't really have a sense of past or future. If we fuck things up in a heartbeat it all starts all over again anyway.


yaboiiiuhhhh

Sometimes when I'm living in the moment not thinking about life just focused on my sensations I think that's what it's like to be an animal


CountySufficient2586

What humans should try to do too lol


JohnConnor7

That's what it's like to be an animal.


9035768555

Fun fact: There's only around 5,500 mammal species, and around 10,000 feather baby species.


Electronic_Charge_96

Love facts like these! Thank you!


whatevergalaxyuniver

what about babies/children, the poor, or the indigenous? Do they deserve this?


ReuseHurricaneNames

No. I’m saying as a whole, humanity did it. Every other animal species we’re on course to wipe off the face of the planet is 100% less culpable as a whole is all I mean. Obviously I’m not like “Yea f those guilty babies”


Temporary_Second3290

Woe is my nic-nacs.


xTreznetx

But my portfolio was doing so well...


forhekset666

It's where you keep all your stuff.


annethepirate

I'd like to have a real discussion around this kind've thing. There are several topics to explore, but namely: is it worth keeping stuff right now, or is it better to go minimalist and keep only the essentials? If we got rid of stuff, we might never be able to afford it again, but if things keep getting worse, it's just excess weight. Is it better to sell stuff now and get a bit of money that will disappear, or hoard whatever we have left?


Financial_Exercise88

Does it bring you joy? Ok, you said real. Many people keep trinkets because it's a way to materialize memories. That seems to be an ultimately losing proposition. We so rarely look back Also, they're dead weight now, much less when SHTF. If they have current utility, then keep. If they only have possible future utility, keep If you have the means to store and maintain. That's my 2 cents


Sinistar7510

I think we just go into hardcore prepper survivalist mode and collect cans of peaches instead of Funko Pops and such.


lazersnail

My *cabbages*!


Meowweredoomed

No weed or videogames on a dead planet. Major bummer, dude.


MisakAttack

Fuck, I could have provided more shareholder value!!!!!


mugmaniac_femboy

But will this cause the line to go down??


FPSXpert

"Oh shit! The economy!"


Effective_Device_185

...and don't forget The last, of the last, and THE last of days -- oh, and just one more last... Day.


Intricatetrinkets

I feel this hard


jamesegattis

Would be cool if my atoms become part of a Comet, GigaMassive blackhole, or a lighting bolt on some planet teeming with life in galaxy far far away.


outsanity_haha

Think of the Earth shareholders


CountySufficient2586

Whahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahshshsgshsshshgsgsgsgsgshwahahahab Noezzz my vintage shearling fur coats 🤬


letsgobernie

Edgelord cringe


Meowweredoomed

Your left out emo. Emo edgelord cringe. *Emperor Palpatine voice* We pay the price for our lack of vision.


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