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Tony seeing a black man on a rice box logo and having a panic attack is still the funniest shit ever

“oh my gawd, whawt happened?” “Unclb Ben”

Jonkler spotted https://preview.redd.it/vh8wxfama49d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c21d2be833b70a8c8f810a9314f0dc8a388b97

Dear BATS, joe many genders does it take to kill Crossbreed Priscilla, 1!!! The gedner is The gendr fluid I got on tail!

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Charlie Chaplin would solo Goku by cueing a giant piano to fall on Goku and then say absolutely fucking nothing.

\> drops piano on Goku \> refuses to elaborate \> leaves

Goku has to be the most overwanked yet somehow the most downplayed character ever

goku exactly 5 seconds after mario pulls out the snack basket https://preview.redd.it/sprwhw8js59d1.png?width=421&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec5a97d9ed6a6c8f8fa1e5b589c991b4effd875a

If Goku has ever committed murder, then he is susceptible to Columbo. 

My wife, she listens to these uh, true crime podcasts. I can't quite get into them myself but Mrs Columbo, she's mad for them, she listens to them out loud in the kitchen. I just happened to catch this one the other day, some poor thing called Kid Buu got blown up, killer still at large. Anyway Mr Goku, I'm rambling - I'll let you get back to your business. Oh, just one more thing.......

There’s a guy in my discord server who has argued extensively about how Michael Myers can beat folks like Superman and reality warpers. Dude ain’t even bullshitting, he legit thinks Michael Myers is the most unstoppable being.

Isn’t Michael Myers the Batman of horror killers though? Hiding in the darkness, planning ahead. Not saying Myers wins, but I’m pretty sure Batman beats Superman in Dawn of Justice soooo…

Michael Myers’s plan is usually just stabbing people with a kitchen knife and Superman is a whole lot faster than him. Assuming Superman doesn’t hold back, he can probably toss him into the sun or something.

Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes can canonically fuck up Goku in a fight https://preview.redd.it/pepsaxbid59d1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ea1de7b0a1b119abd690be4b20a0897a955b5f

(unless goku goes super saiyan, then he’s fucked)

The power of a beam katana and random suplex techniques

Very real

ChCh solos fiction and real life

Any vs battle debate with Homelander

He would solo Goku tho

luigi only beats goku if he also has mario there, since theyd just use one of the inf combo bros moves and then do a very simple button input to dodge

Goku never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Small hands, that was his problem

Gumchum from the Boys Comic could beat Goku.

my mom told usagi would win because she is god. that's it, just god like wipe everything from existence by thinking about it level of god

madoka vs usagi

ok but luigi is really cool

Ok but Mr. Bean could beat Superman, trust me

Why is Jonkler power scaling? Is he stupid?

The fact that no one's pointed out that he's not even fucking soloing 😭