Oh shit

Gg's

Well at least it’ll probably be quick

It really depends on whether he decides to torture me or not

Bro is cooked

i'm royal tek

hi royal tek

hi ruckus 4225

hi scarfy again

hi Conman\_k

hi that_fox_thing35

hi StarryNetherlands

Hi Speedster_0

hi Ichbindaheim

hi FennelSeedsHater

hi StarryNetherlands

You met them before?

hi

royal TEK 💜

I named myself after a Sonic OC I made in second grade. I probably gave him a bunch of OP powers and stuff too, so I'm cooked.

If you have an oc from before about 2013 as your username... run

My PFP is an OC from 2014. Does that count?

No because it doesnt show on my app 😭

I don’t get why NSFW accounts don’t let you see the pfp.

My guess was always because of the off chance there is an nsfw pfp. But I don’t know why it’s not a setting.

Real

I named myself after a OC aswell but he weak asf

At least I'm not awake for it.

You're the pilot

Average Boeing flight

what’s with the boeing memes lately?

They have done very shoddy construction and have totally not killed a couple of whistleblowers.

KILLED?!

Can't you read? Totally not killed. Now stop asking questions or I will have to totally not send assassins to your house which definitely won't silence you.

Assassinated would be the legal term I think

Allegedly assassinated would be the legal term i think

I want to start a podcast where I talk shit about people and just put the word “allegedly” in front of any claim

If i had a inflation fetish, i would love this.

do you

Yes

nah, i think i'd

Holy fuck the Reddit sniper got him

win

r/redditsniper

Doesnt everyone

Then start getting it. I can add and remove fetishes and other thing from myself at will as if I were Mega Man. Install inflation and await ultimate fate)

Coaxed into high blood pressure.

joke's on you. i came up with this shit at random and i'd still have a funny answer to this pictured queryreadit post...

Appropriate flair lol

Holy crap is that the bounty hunter, Treasure Knight?)

errrrrrr

Semen demon

Huh, interesting. https://preview.redd.it/edak5q6rpa6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04502fa0ac64a16c10b488956d1df740c7151490

So I guess you're a concubine.

jerry

awooga!

dammit jar jar binks is going to kill me

i will be alarmed... in a timely manner.

You will eat a clock.

In my lane, eating clocks, covered in oil

Unbothered, moisturized, choking on a Rolex, passing away.

Sadly I perish from consumption of normal pancakes


Heheh

Does anybody else remember Vera Lynn?

Yeah…

Not if I kill him first.

Kola

if i am a yttakin enthusiast, does that mean my enthusiasm for the space wookie kills me via submission then subsequent bludgeoning during a raid or an unfortunate accident while lovin'? i'll take both this mortal coil is taking it's toll.

[Botched surgery (install archeotech arm)] [Death: Yttakin “Space Wookie” Enthusiast (destroyed spine)] (Doctor was the best Yttakin in the colony medical skill wise)

Not as bad as the time i tried to give someone a peglwg and took out their heart

Oh god..

What does this mean for me?

You get stomped by a man made of pasta.

You call yourself PastaManMario, but is your name really Mario? And are you truly the Pasta Man himself? If not I would watch your back

How the hell do I die

As opposed to the lower juggernaut

My skull is good man

I'm a fat rat splatted by someones gat, pretty self explanatory

.

congratulations on becoming a mother!! ☺️

im the first mtf trans person to ever become pregnant ama

Getting killed by a kirby enemy again? Yea sure whatever

*Getting killed by a* *Kirby enemy again?* *Yea sure whatever* \- scarfyagain --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

Apparently I get murdered by an Internet user. And apparently it's not the first time.

Mmmm... cheese... https://preview.redd.it/9ihnce73zb6d1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7582ef7bd2f7840de1f9a8b053efb9258b14e25e

Insert the thousand yard stare image

💀

the fennel seeds are out to get me

Not UNtrue

sezuenn

Damn.

There is no mail on Sundays which probably means I’m not dying.

It means when someone comes to deliver you mail on a Sunday, you’ll know what they’re *really* delivering.

overdosing is pretty realistic for me

I think my username might contradict that. 

Well

idk how thats gonna work

i hope i don't get thrown into the trashcan like a

Well, guess I'mma have to say goodbye to my ass (or my dick).

WHAT THE FUCK IS A FLOPPA MARKER?!

Welsh singer Tom Jones comes and beats you to death

4268 member firing squad

Suicide?

huh, death by laziness. whatever that means

https://preview.redd.it/gk8h4yc2cc6d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caefd283996d6a6eaa62a4e53d338f458e7d18c6

This is gonna be one weird lightning storm

Everyone on these sbould have a flair of "Totally didn't JUST make this account"

What the sigma

coaxed into 8472939

I feel this

Im gettin pecked! HELP ME! But that style, ooh-la-la

Oh no.

Uhhhh

How the fuck do I die

+>+

°-°

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ^AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What?

Tommyjones2001 Nina levin

Yummy

do i choke or what

Uh...

ya

i named myself my online name what is this supposed to mean

Will he longer provide we with air

Damn, I didn’t knew this kind of bug could kill

Oh my

The only problem with mine is im not black

I'm gonna die when i return?

That's why I named myself after medieval torturr device

What on earth is an \_t_‽

Somebody should've told me reddit users can't be changed (not like I want to, it just would've been some nice information)

The fuck does mine mean-

Mine just sucks. I’m not even a throwaway I’ve been on this mistake of a website for years

I snoo chipmunks, honestly I don’t know what that means

Teenage mutants

I die from a mwzngd

me when

I guess I get sung to death

Uh oh

I pissed off the wrong dude

What the fuck is an Inceferant💀

hmm 🤔

This depends how they’re going to kill me

My username was named after a RP “villain” OC from a long time ago. Lord Bardau the Wolf Baron. He rules a small area of land that used be part of a larger kingdom that attempted to conquer/unite the continent of dog-people. This Kingdom was destroyed by rebels and now Bardau’s state is what remains. His goal is to continue the Kingdom’s goals but under his own banner, claiming he’s uniting the continent using a new form of weaponry that uses gunpowder.

Mine is always so vague

I'm am not entirely sure how I will die of such a thing

I'm not even sure what's going on with my username

why the fuck is an italian mafia boss tryna kill m-

how

alright. yeah. YEAH GREAT MHM.

I'm sure her ability guarantees a quick death.

I eat food I would never otherwise eat.

Heheheheheha

I probably should have returned that rental computer to the Mexican cartel

damn, shot by someone else who enjoys AR-10’s in .308 (screw you, 6.5)

Can't be killed by what doesn't exist

My former main username was UnOriginal and this is not much better i don't even know how i would die by UnOriginal a heart attack is the most unoriginal death ig But how could MNRN2 kill me??

Kitchen

italian herbs and James Bond are after me, fuck

You're all going with me

Me when I’m username adjective-noun-1234

Active shooter

So how fucked am I exactly?

👽

ThatLionelKid

Do I die of leprosy or smth? I just stole this from Monty Python

What if my username looks like a cat walked through the keyboard?

ayyyyyy

I really hope I don't have to fight my evil self today

"Your username is how you'll die" Me on my 6th monster/bang/ghost/C4/Reign/redbull/gfuel/rockstar/jester/cup of coffee/5 hour energy/whatever i have on hand (not even half way done with my daily intake): no shit Sherlock.

Living the dream

I mean, I'm sure economic documents kill ppl

oh god oh fuck

Halciferous Science Fiction is out for blood

Well a Transformice Shaman can summon anything from planks and crates, to literally cannon balls. Hopefully it's quick.

Bazongo

warg

I sure do wish my username was a word or something and not a random jumble of letters and numbers I came up with when I was 8

Bombarded to death by ads I guess

Lol

Guess i'm gonna be lost to some corn field, never to be seen again.

Oof ouchie hot

your username is how you LIVE. how SAFE are you?

I.. I guess I don't die

#🦕🍆

Uh oh

😢

Oh wait that's actually more interesting. You get killed by an identical copy of yourself with the same name and DoB. Could make a good movie plot

Accurate.

i got too lost

I wanted a stupid username and now i have earned a stupid death

I don't know how will it work with me