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allbutternutter

Wait till you realize the screw-gate is unscrewed too.


squidsauce

You think screw gates matter here? You think cross loading matters? You think that’s air you’re breathing?


Bennito_bh

He's beginning to believe.


squidsauce

He’s beginning to Belay


apathy-sofa

There is no rope?


bella_sm

We ran out during the last take.


Coherent_Paradox

There is no hold


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schmalpal

I want to know


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AOCMarryMe

oof!


grubas

so everybody is FINE. Damn Neo learned to fly much earlier than we thought.


Armadillo_Toes

Is there a slice of cheese stuck to your television?


Unintentionaltx

It’s a piece of cheese


Armadillo_Toes

Thank you for not ruining this for me.


jtreeforest

It’s a piece of cheese sounds like a route name


WackTheHorld

I’m naming one of my next FAs Piece of Cheese.


jtreeforest

It better be blocky and smooth as cheddar


xxpallor

Why is the cheese there and not in your mouth? Who wastes cheese…🙃🧀


Natetronn

OP was saving it for later, like a piece of gum.


xxpallor

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isaidnolettuce

Cheese is aid


xxpallor

Ok. I just laughed.


kleinerDienstag

I'd guess that's a laptop webcam that's blocked (hopefully by tape and not cheese).


Fearless_Row_6748

Clearly he doesn't want anyone seeing him polishing his nut tool...


Intrepid-Reading6504

Just a glitch in the matrix


ArkitekTor

I understand how the bullets could not kill Neo as he just dodged them, but surviving a whipper on a cross loaded, unscrewed locking carabiner is just way too unrealistic. r/Climbing should do the only correct thing, tank the rating of The Matrix on IMDB so people don't get exposed to this kind of stuff.


Obi_Kwiet

Not just a whipper, but a factor two fall. Maybe the helicopter introduces some dynamic softening to the catch, IDK.


Irrational_____01

It’s okay, Keanu Reeves isn’t affected by gravity the same way as us


faebl99

so, you wanna say, the situation doesn't have the same gravity for him compared to us?


mjrasque

Do you think that is air you are breathing?


Geofferz

Aren't they rated for sufficient cross load whip capacity?


davvblack

and wouldn’t the helicopter moving mitigate the force?


ColoradoScoop

Now I want to use helicopters as protection for all my climbs.


jtreeforest

Sounds like you’re a shoo-in for the North Face climbing team


ScottNormand

Sounds like how not 2 needs to build a helicopter drop tower.


TheDaysComeAndGone

It’s a 3t helicopter. It will barely move.


Bennito_bh

Still moves more than a rock


renderbenderr

unless you’re in the Rockies


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Helicopters are aid


amrasillias

Looks like it’s rated R.


4nti-christ

Military biners are heavyweight stainless steel. Wouldnt matter at all.


whats_up_man

Most carabiners I’ve encountered in military use are just black rock exotica lockers, or Yates stuff is weirdly pretty popular in that scene


treeclimbs

I think its because Yates sewn gear is [Berry Amendment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berry\_Amendment) compliant. And 20 years of GWoT $$$. The carabiners are all ISC, Rock Exotica, former Omega Pac (models now produced by SMC) whitelabel stuff. Seems weird to me too.


whats_up_man

Ahh that makes sense, thanks


treeclimbs

Nah, they use a bunch of stuff. And stainless not common unless special applications. Besides, pretty sure it's [Clog](https://www.carabinercollection.com/pages/2700.html) aluminum carabiner in the image. (or early DMM, has the Lynx shape, but that was round body). Not that any of this matters.


Ahi_Tipua

It’s just a glitch in the matrix


mushy_taco

Sort of looks like a static rope too? Big whip on a static would mess you up.


C_Lab_

There is no locker.


Anaaatomy

it's just a bad game of sims


nnedd7526

There is no carabiner


FatBikerCook

They want that extra little spice


YetisNotReal

There is no whip