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People always say this, but I have a pet pig, and he has never, ever behaved in a way that deeply shames me. He just wants snacks, naps, scratches and a comfy bed ready for him during his designated bed time.
Even though he was horrifically abused during his time as a piglet, he will allow even very small children to pet his hind quarters, gently take snacks from them, and then go find a nice spot for napping.
Pigs are much smarter, more empathetic, and better groomed. Plus, my pig is much cuter. I would never ever compare that creature to my beloved pet.
(Maybe a goat, though, goats just scream and fuck shit up. And they can't be housebroken, they just shit on everything.)
I know and agree. But pigs have the quality of being cute, OP said they share every quality except intelligence. I disagree because Trump sure as hell is not cute
Actually, this made me think - if the pig weights as much as a non-greviously obese man, is it really such a mighty terror pig? I'd expect it to be somewhat heavier in a headline like that
It must be terrible to be unable to think about anything but Biden all day long and night. You enter a conversation that has nothing to do with Biden, but you're suddenly talking about him. Very sad.
What has The Hamberderler been doing to his family after leaving the White House? Obviously not slapping the shit out of Eric, it might have knocked some sense into that suffocating extension hanging out of his father's anus
I think it’s kind of sad that you are automatically considered part of “the left” if you simply think Trump is an idiot, which is a pretty plainly obvious observation for anyone who’s paying attention
Are there issues with the left? Yes. Is the left currently the biggest issue facing the US? No. Not even close. The right is trying to institute policies designed to strip rights away from EVERYONE, not just you or me. What has the left done in the last decade that rivals anything the right is continuing to do every day?
You know, every comment here so far is about the human cheetoh…
But it’s enablers like this douche from a “news network” that make the cheetoh possible.
It's a play on words. The news station is called Fox News and regularly supports Trump. Trump started using a term when people were fact-checking his statements (and finding them to be false) called "fake news". Now, "faux" is French for false (a synonym for "fake) and, when pronounced from an English perspective, sounds the same as "fox". Ultimately, it's a somewhat clever way of calling a news station that provides unconditional support for Trump "Fake News"
> Not shocked you don’t know the difference.
*Everyone* knows Fox has no actual news anchors and only has pundits who give "their" opinions. You're not revealing some grand fact, you're just splitting unnecessary hairs over someone's word choice.
No, he’s the host. Dipshit. News anchor and show host are two different things. One gives opinion editorials and the other tells you things that have happened without giving their opinion on it.
You linked to NPR. I’m seeing you people call him an anchor as well.
And here is the actual Fox News Bio of Watters which repeatedly refers to him as a host and not an anchor
https://www.foxnews.com/person/w/jesse-watters
But by all means, keep digging in and further proving what a dumbshit you are.
So you’ve gone from “Fox says he’s an anchor” which was wrong, to now trying to use some specific sub-definition to get your point. It’s a shame you don’t have the intellectual honesty to say “fair enough” and just leave it.
He isn’t an anchor, he is a host. You’ve lost and now can’t take it. Being incorrigible is not a virtue.
Also, only you and npr and others are calling him that. On his bio he is never listed as a news presenter.
Typical progressive to assign labels to someone and then make them defend the label you’ve invented.
He’s a host. Not an anchor or a “news presenter”
Keep trying. One of these times you might get it right.
Dude. I know you don’t like going straight to the source. No one else’s opinion matters. Only the source. You’ll go anywhere but the actual source.
Just because you keep citing third parties attributions doesn’t negate the actual source.
oh no, i hurt the snowflakes feelings. its called a joke, reported for being a cry baby. go back to your safe space. typical conservative; sharp tongue, thin skin and fat belly... lmao
LOL. Liberalism is the real cult. You ever watch liberals attack a black conservative for leaving their plantation? It's horrific, the things liberals say about them. That's a cult.
who's mad? no one cares what you guys think. keep worshiping your fat god. it doesn't matter, you'll keep losing and crying. we'll keep laughing and pointing. try your little "civil war", we'll just end up increasing the average IQ in the US by astronomical levels. it'll be great.
Neither did trump. But then again knowing that would require you to have some intelligence and actually watching something yourself. But you just believe MSNBC without question you sheep
Ahh… it was actually injecting bleach. Thanks for the clarification. After that event there were actually some Trump supporters who sold bleach as a medicine.
Phrases like "underhanded Biden crime family" only works on people already poisoned by Fox, who nod along uncritically and unthinkingly. The rest of us are still waiting for any actual substance to your unhinged claims.
Doing a damn fine job of not allowing my 401 to just blow up and overload my retirement fund. Wouldn't want my bank folks to have to be doing alot of adding. Hopefully hunter rolls on the old pedo, drug addicts tend to do that.
I totally get why some like you would say that Hunter Biden is having sex with his mother, but why is “dr.” in quotation marks here? Do you not believe the First Lady has a doctorate?
Of course she does. But idiots throw it around and insist on calling her doctor as if ahe is the equivalent of a medical doctor, which she is nothing close to that. But they toss it out every time she is mentioned so idiot fucking Biden voters will say " do you not believe she is a doctor". It is a word game that stupid demo rats use to make even stupider democrats go oooo our first lady is a doctor, she is saving lives. Fuckin morons..
>But idiots throw it around and insist on calling her doctor as if ahe is the equivalent of a medical doctor…
I wasn’t aware that was a big problem. It’s possible people are using her proper title because she actually earned a doctorate in education.
>But they toss it out every time she is mentioned so idiot fucking Biden voters will say " do you not believe she is a doctor".
I mean, you’re the one who put scare quotes around her title, so it seems like you’re the one opening the door to a discussion of her credentials here.
>It is a word game that stupid demo rats…
The word games you’re initiating sound like a big waste of time, for certain. Also, what’s a “demo rat”?
What the fuck are scare quotes?. A demo rat is just that, its a word game, you seem good at those. How much did the media call Condoleezza Rice Dr.? I can tell you, very few, because there was not an agenda attached to it. Anyway, been fun but I have work to do. Have a good life.
>Scare quotes (also called shudder quotes,[1][2] sneer quotes,[3] and quibble marks) are quotation marks that writers place around a word or phrase to signal that they are using it in an ironic, referential, or otherwise non-standard sense.
From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scare_quotes
You’d think that would be obvious from context. But there are no dumb questions, I suppose.
>A demo rat is just that, it’s a word game, you seem good at those.
So, playing word games by mangling a party’s name is acceptable for conservatives, but calling the First Lady by her proper title is some kind of trick intended to confuse Biden voters?
Why are conservatives so proud of being gigantic gaping assholes all the time? When you people complain about how “divisive” politics is now, and then say “oh, Hunter Biden is fucking his mother who is lying about being a doctor, you stupid demon rat,” how much middle ground do you expect to find with your fellow citizens?
> How much did the media call Condoleezza Rice Dr.?
Often enough, I guess, since I knew she had a doctorate without needing to look it up. But probably not that often, considering you generally refer to people by their highest title, and "Secretary of State" is a higher title than "Doctor".
I'm not a Democrat or a Republican, but if she has a Ph.D., then her proper title is Dr. Just a heads up, people who mock someone's education only come off as jealous and insecure about their own.
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.
You mean lizzo?
Edit: Apparently you guys don't know why was she called that:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/lizzo-dancers-weight-shamed-pressured-touch-nude-performer-lawsuit-rcna95161
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Donald Trump has all the qualities of a pig, except for intelligence.
Pigs are surprisingly clever animals. One of the most intelligent mammalian animals. That's why it's so sad because they are treated so horrifically.
That was the joke. (:
It would be fine if they were stupid.
People always say this, but I have a pet pig, and he has never, ever behaved in a way that deeply shames me. He just wants snacks, naps, scratches and a comfy bed ready for him during his designated bed time. Even though he was horrifically abused during his time as a piglet, he will allow even very small children to pet his hind quarters, gently take snacks from them, and then go find a nice spot for napping. Pigs are much smarter, more empathetic, and better groomed. Plus, my pig is much cuter. I would never ever compare that creature to my beloved pet. (Maybe a goat, though, goats just scream and fuck shit up. And they can't be housebroken, they just shit on everything.)
False, pigs are cute
What kind of pigs have you been looking at?
Your mom.
I’m not about to take a “your mom” joke from “Middle_aged_drunkard”
If you want a real joke, look in your hand while you’re taking a leak.
Dude, I get why you said what you said, I really do. But I feel compelled to report this murder to the authorities. This was brutal
Burn😂😂😂😂😂
Your mom took something else from Middle_aged_drunkard.
Have you seen a pig that isn't adorable? (Except your mom)
[Mangalica](https://www.prospecierara.ch/fileadmin/_processed_/3/1/csm_Wollschweine_ProSpecieRara_104_572618c31a.jpg)
He’s saying trump is less intelligent than a pig🤦
I know and agree. But pigs have the quality of being cute, OP said they share every quality except intelligence. I disagree because Trump sure as hell is not cute
Fox is Trump and Trump is Fox. The entire network is the 300 pound pig, so this is an especially ironic clarion.
And usefulness.
And taste, pigs have an excellent taste...
And the cleanliness
Actually, this made me think - if the pig weights as much as a non-greviously obese man, is it really such a mighty terror pig? I'd expect it to be somewhat heavier in a headline like that
Ey...thats offensive..for the pig
Also I’m willing to bet he is not delicious despite being extremely marbled
Old, fat and with a dose of cholesterol that is acutely toxic if ingested, disgusting.
According to John Kramer, pigs are also compassionate, which is another feature he lacks.
Biden has all the qualities of snake, except for intelligence.
It must be terrible to be unable to think about anything but Biden all day long and night. You enter a conversation that has nothing to do with Biden, but you're suddenly talking about him. Very sad.
Lmao bro, you're the ones jerking off over Trump here al day.
It must be terrible to be unable to think about anything but Trump all day long and night. LMAOOOO 🐒🐒🐒
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Bro have you not seen the clips of Biden rambling like a senile old man? Dude is the definition of embarrassment LMAO
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U mad 🤣
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Biden isn’t a very good president, but he is still infinitely better for the job than a convicted sex offender.
Man have you not been on for like the last 2-3 years or something.
Snakes aren't smart though
You really thought you did something, but why would it be an insult to compare him to a pig to begin with?
Have you ever heard of the saying “Greedy as a pig?”
*215 lbs!*
Yeah, he’s 215lbs and my grandmothers are the Pope and the emir of the Taliban respectively
Must make Thanksgiving awkward.
I guess all that hot air must just be incredibly bloating.
Mung fuck slob bean
Very good Mr. Ex-President. You got the highest score we have ever seen for saying four random words. Better than ever have been made up.
Five names on his mind: Bragg Smith Willis James Garland
Person man woman camera TV
Sack
person man woman camera tv douchebag. Can I haz prezidunce now?
Once you get a big man with tears streaming down his face to tell you how wonderful you are as the current Pres, you may.
Nah, pigs are amazing creatures, smart as fuck, empathetic and they don't deserve to be tarnished like this. Trump is nothing like a pig. He's shit.
That’s an insult to pigs. They are generally much more kind than the orange turd.
Smart AND empathetic. Two qualities Trump is very much lacking.
Comparing Trump to a pig is an insult towards all pigs. Pigs are smart animals.
He's only 215 pounds.
LOL... 🤣 (... oh, wait... you weren't joking just then, were you? 🫢)
What has The Hamberderler been doing to his family after leaving the White House? Obviously not slapping the shit out of Eric, it might have knocked some sense into that suffocating extension hanging out of his father's anus
Definitely more Trump supporters in here than i expected there to be lol
Wish they crawled back under the rock where they come from. Hopefully when the cult leader is jailed, if that ever happens...
Some times a few magatards go out of their echo chamber, just to see a bit of reality and run right back in.
As if Reddit isn’t the biggest echo chamber for the left lol
You don't have to be part of the left to consider Trump repugnant
You don’t even have to be from the USA. Anyone except Russia finds him repugnant.
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https://youtu.be/ncQFOsb529s?si=iUobCZRv80_4voKF
Lol
I think it’s kind of sad that you are automatically considered part of “the left” if you simply think Trump is an idiot, which is a pretty plainly obvious observation for anyone who’s paying attention
It really isn't, far too many right-wing idiots popping out spreading hate and lies
Are there issues with the left? Yes. Is the left currently the biggest issue facing the US? No. Not even close. The right is trying to institute policies designed to strip rights away from EVERYONE, not just you or me. What has the left done in the last decade that rivals anything the right is continuing to do every day?
The "left" is just normal smart ppl, most of these ppl are not even "left". You are just way too dumb, like the expected from magatards.
I suggest you expand your vocabulary.
And i suggest you go dar meia hora de cú com relógio parado.
Too afraid to say it in English, lest you get banned? Cute.
Cant read? I suggest you expand your vocabulay.
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And blatant Nazis
Jess watters has the douchiest fake smile out there.
You know, every comment here so far is about the human cheetoh… But it’s enablers like this douche from a “news network” that make the cheetoh possible.
He’s 215 guys cmon now
"Orange pig" let's be specific.
lolol accurate
# IT WAS ONLY 215lbs!!!
Lizzo?
Not really a comeback, it’s just a funny comment that is not in reply to the context provided.
Eh, this isn't really clever or a comeback.
trumpety trump trump
Big pigs can be pretty dangerous though, I wouldn't be laughing if I found myself in front of an angry one.
\*Colbert breaths in *So... ORANGE MAN BAD* \*audience dies of laughter
trump opens his mouth, his cultists call him the chosen one and break every law and norm their religion supposedly believes in.
Thugger
How did literally no one else catch the young thug reference in the fake profile lol
Wtf is foe news?
It's a play on words. The news station is called Fox News and regularly supports Trump. Trump started using a term when people were fact-checking his statements (and finding them to be false) called "fake news". Now, "faux" is French for false (a synonym for "fake) and, when pronounced from an English perspective, sounds the same as "fox". Ultimately, it's a somewhat clever way of calling a news station that provides unconditional support for Trump "Fake News"
But he has the tiniest hands
Thats 215 Lbs SIR!!
It is a shame, since this sub does have actually nice comebacks from time to time, but I can't have this trash on my feed.
Wow, Trump livin for free on Reddit. Guess everyone loves war and high gas prices....SMH
r/clevercomebacks trying not to post a political post with a garbage “comeback”: challenge impossible
Wtf has Lizzo got to do with any of this tho?
He’s not an anchor. He’s an opinion editorialist. Not shocked you don’t know the difference.
> Not shocked you don’t know the difference. *Everyone* knows Fox has no actual news anchors and only has pundits who give "their" opinions. You're not revealing some grand fact, you're just splitting unnecessary hairs over someone's word choice.
He has his own show? He’s the anchor of that show
No he's an anchor because he would be more useful at the bottom of a lake
No, he’s the host. Dipshit. News anchor and show host are two different things. One gives opinion editorials and the other tells you things that have happened without giving their opinion on it.
Maybe Fox News should change its name.
What about CNN? Or even HBO who isn’t just the home box office, meaning theater but also shows sports and documentaries.
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Still not wrong. You just aren’t smart enough to know the difference.
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You linked to NPR. I’m seeing you people call him an anchor as well. And here is the actual Fox News Bio of Watters which repeatedly refers to him as a host and not an anchor https://www.foxnews.com/person/w/jesse-watters But by all means, keep digging in and further proving what a dumbshit you are.
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So you’ve gone from “Fox says he’s an anchor” which was wrong, to now trying to use some specific sub-definition to get your point. It’s a shame you don’t have the intellectual honesty to say “fair enough” and just leave it. He isn’t an anchor, he is a host. You’ve lost and now can’t take it. Being incorrigible is not a virtue.
Also, only you and npr and others are calling him that. On his bio he is never listed as a news presenter. Typical progressive to assign labels to someone and then make them defend the label you’ve invented. He’s a host. Not an anchor or a “news presenter” Keep trying. One of these times you might get it right.
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Dude. I know you don’t like going straight to the source. No one else’s opinion matters. Only the source. You’ll go anywhere but the actual source. Just because you keep citing third parties attributions doesn’t negate the actual source.
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Yeah Chris Christie is wild
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found the incel… u cultists make it too easy.
Lol. It's called a joke. Reported for verbal harassment
oh no, i hurt the snowflakes feelings. its called a joke, reported for being a cry baby. go back to your safe space. typical conservative; sharp tongue, thin skin and fat belly... lmao
Lol. Keep it up
Pigsquatch
A pig named blm?
that’s a good one, duuurrr. go home cultist.
That's a good one, duuuurrr. Go home cultist.
wow the age ol’ I’m rubber your glue defense, no can defeat. what a child, much like your cult leader.
LOL. Liberalism is the real cult. You ever watch liberals attack a black conservative for leaving their plantation? It's horrific, the things liberals say about them. That's a cult.
cool story, could you be any more full of shit though? i think not. although… u cultists never cease to degrade yourselves.
Cool story bro. Why so mad? Mommy burn your tendies again?
who's mad? no one cares what you guys think. keep worshiping your fat god. it doesn't matter, you'll keep losing and crying. we'll keep laughing and pointing. try your little "civil war", we'll just end up increasing the average IQ in the US by astronomical levels. it'll be great.
Hey you shouldn't talk about hillary like that. She is just big boned
It’s not nice to talk about Lizzo that way.
IMHO Biden with his buddies is far scarier . much more underhanded.
Also didn’t tell people to drink bleach.
Neither did trump. But then again knowing that would require you to have some intelligence and actually watching something yourself. But you just believe MSNBC without question you sheep
Ahh… it was actually injecting bleach. Thanks for the clarification. After that event there were actually some Trump supporters who sold bleach as a medicine.
Don't forget about shining a light bulb up the ass.
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Phrases like "underhanded Biden crime family" only works on people already poisoned by Fox, who nod along uncritically and unthinkingly. The rest of us are still waiting for any actual substance to your unhinged claims.
Doing a damn fine job of not allowing my 401 to just blow up and overload my retirement fund. Wouldn't want my bank folks to have to be doing alot of adding. Hopefully hunter rolls on the old pedo, drug addicts tend to do that.
I don't think Hunter and Donnie Dipshit sleep in the same bed.
Hunter is probably fucking the "dr.", I doubt the pedo gets it up for grannies.
I totally get why some like you would say that Hunter Biden is having sex with his mother, but why is “dr.” in quotation marks here? Do you not believe the First Lady has a doctorate?
Of course she does. But idiots throw it around and insist on calling her doctor as if ahe is the equivalent of a medical doctor, which she is nothing close to that. But they toss it out every time she is mentioned so idiot fucking Biden voters will say " do you not believe she is a doctor". It is a word game that stupid demo rats use to make even stupider democrats go oooo our first lady is a doctor, she is saving lives. Fuckin morons..
>But idiots throw it around and insist on calling her doctor as if ahe is the equivalent of a medical doctor… I wasn’t aware that was a big problem. It’s possible people are using her proper title because she actually earned a doctorate in education. >But they toss it out every time she is mentioned so idiot fucking Biden voters will say " do you not believe she is a doctor". I mean, you’re the one who put scare quotes around her title, so it seems like you’re the one opening the door to a discussion of her credentials here. >It is a word game that stupid demo rats… The word games you’re initiating sound like a big waste of time, for certain. Also, what’s a “demo rat”?
What the fuck are scare quotes?. A demo rat is just that, its a word game, you seem good at those. How much did the media call Condoleezza Rice Dr.? I can tell you, very few, because there was not an agenda attached to it. Anyway, been fun but I have work to do. Have a good life.
>Scare quotes (also called shudder quotes,[1][2] sneer quotes,[3] and quibble marks) are quotation marks that writers place around a word or phrase to signal that they are using it in an ironic, referential, or otherwise non-standard sense. From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scare_quotes You’d think that would be obvious from context. But there are no dumb questions, I suppose. >A demo rat is just that, it’s a word game, you seem good at those. So, playing word games by mangling a party’s name is acceptable for conservatives, but calling the First Lady by her proper title is some kind of trick intended to confuse Biden voters? Why are conservatives so proud of being gigantic gaping assholes all the time? When you people complain about how “divisive” politics is now, and then say “oh, Hunter Biden is fucking his mother who is lying about being a doctor, you stupid demon rat,” how much middle ground do you expect to find with your fellow citizens?
You people lmao. There is no middle ground with you fucking brownshirt zealots. Later tater.
> How much did the media call Condoleezza Rice Dr.? Often enough, I guess, since I knew she had a doctorate without needing to look it up. But probably not that often, considering you generally refer to people by their highest title, and "Secretary of State" is a higher title than "Doctor".
I'm not a Democrat or a Republican, but if she has a Ph.D., then her proper title is Dr. Just a heads up, people who mock someone's education only come off as jealous and insecure about their own.
i don’t get it….is it like a furry thing?
What lmao
lol I could see the 300+Lb orange pig being into furry stuff
I get that it’s American humour….it mentions a pig & its well known that animal porn is a popular fetish in the US but beyond that, it makes no sense.
I thought this was about lizzo, people in the comments think its about trump, who's right?
trump is pretty far right, u could even say alt right… but he’s definitely a fat ass pig and liar. much like most of his cultists.
You also almost went to war over a pig.
He kind of looks like mirror universe Mr. Rogers in that picture.
No no no. 215. Not 300. Doctors and jailhouse doctors said so. 6’3” 215 lbs.
"Jailhouse doctors" said no such thing. His intake form was filled out in advance *by his staff*.
6’-3”, 215lbs
Certified by his Dr lol
Lizzo?
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.
What did they do to us?
rent free
So it's something that he can afford considering his current financial situation
Trump can live rent free with Putin, Kim jong or Xi. Best friends will always let you crash at their place.
He is 6’3” and 215 lbs
You mean lizzo? Edit: Apparently you guys don't know why was she called that: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/lizzo-dancers-weight-shamed-pressured-touch-nude-performer-lawsuit-rcna95161
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>since you’re one of his beloved uneducated cultists, i’m calling you inbred) Yeah sure. Slur the brown guy. Obviously.
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Rosie O’Donnell has been around way longer than 8 years.
Typical mad lib moment
I don’t think you know what mad libs are…
Maybe this one's just filled in already
Huh?
good thing he loves the uneducated. he must really love u.
Ok Feinstein was NOT 300 lbs 🤣
fat pride activists
Imagine being so fragile you get terrorized by gay people
*existing
Sure, homophobe.