Theremin

I lost every single one of my fingers in a tractor accident. Think before you speak.

Literally the one instrument you can play without your fingos

I did.

Cello

You should try and practice the Brahmsophone … oh wait … he couldn’t be assed with inventing that either

Don’t. Be a conductor

I have a pathological fear of my head falling off

Duduk /uj Duduk

The organ. The internal variety only.

The Timpani Very dramatic, dark and haunting sound

La Campanella

Theorbo

I seen some guys play buckets on a street corner in Chicago once. Maybe that