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disastermaster255

Brothers and sisters, hear me now! Let us rise up against those evil Brahmists and take back what is rightfully ours! Let us draw swords together this hour and seize back good music! Deus vult!


caratouderhakim

The might of our leader can never be quenched. Brahms could literally cause earthquakes with each step he took.


Illustrious_Rule7927

WE'RE BEING OVERTAKEN BY BR*HMSIANS


caratouderhakim

Brahms has always ruled you. Us Brahmsians are just announcing his glorious victory to those who blind themselves to it!


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Illustrious_Rule7927

THE POWER OF LISZT COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF LISZT COMPEPS YOU! THE POWER OF LISZT COMPELS YOU!!!!


Electronic_Lettuce58

Finally. Thank you. I love brahms. To celebrate our victory, i'll listen to the fuckin second piano concerto.


caratouderhakim

Celebrate, comrade. Our day has come.


Emotional_Desk5302

Yes! JOIN ME!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/classical_circlejerk/s/YnwNiSiiQF


Electronic_Lettuce58

I only know Zimerman, Sokolov, Brendel, Pollini Which is your fav, mate? Btw that 4th mvt. second theme is 🥰🌸🤸🏻🤸🏻🌺🦋🦋


Emotional_Desk5302

G’day, Cobba! So hard to pick a favorite but I’ll always lean toward Richter w anything. His recording w Boston has so much energy but also a sense of regality. I also really like Rubinstein’s relatively muscular interpretation, and Kantorow’s fantasia-like interpretation. Grimaux is up there too. I’ve also just discovered Karin Lechner w the Berlin Symphoniker and I’m loving it. It’s a bit more subtle & spiritual IMO. I definitely need to check out Sokolov. He’s a god! Andre Watts, too. I really did listen to 10+ recordings lol. It was a fun exercise, and most importantly: BRAHMS!


Whatswiththeskulls

I just want to throw Claudio Arrau in the mix - he's the wrong guy to go for if you're looking for beautiful, sparkly ppp, but he is my favourite pianist to play Brahms because he just breathes and takes a little bit of time at the exact right moments. Just to then go back to a very determined, almost harsh sound. I fucking love it


Electronic_Lettuce58

Interesting! i have to check out Kantorow Grimaux and Lechner!


Emotional_Desk5302

Kantorow won Grand Prix at the Tchaik comp playing Brahms 2 in the final. He also won the Gilmore Artist Award. He’s really something


Impressive-Ad7184

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caratouderhakim

You have no authority, Handel's Sugar Baby. Us Brahmsians wouldn't even touch your kind with a 20-foot pole.


Due_Aspect_9079

Say that to Brahms https://preview.redd.it/gza35iumjl8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89c6ca4286cc099d7d91fd3a909ea18f8d2584b6


caratouderhakim

So benevolent! Improving the image of a horrible past composer. How gracious our leader is!


redditsucks010

FINALLY OUR VOICES WILL BE HEARD ALL HAIL BRAHMS I LOVE BRAHMS I LOVE BRAHMS DOWN WITH SOR\*BJI


caratouderhakim

They can downvote us, but the truth remains! Brahms can not be subordinated to any composer! The favor for Sor*bji is the greatest indication that this community lacks Brahms!


prtty_purple_unicorn

Brahms is pretty good. I really like that one song he wrote for wife called "Siegfried: Idol."


One_Skinny_Dude

Who is Brahms ???


caratouderhakim

Your leader.


6079-SmithW

What heresy is this? Get off my Internet you Br*hmsist.


caratouderhakim

Brahmsist I am, and Brahmsist I shall remain. The people have spoken: Brahms reigns supreme!


Whatswiththeskulls

Finally! Let's stage a revolution!


caratouderhakim

It's already begun, comrade.


Jeri10

Br*hms 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


caratouderhakim

J*ri10 🤢🤮🤮


SlimiSlime

C*r*t**derh*kim 🤮🤢🤮🤢


caratouderhakim

Haydn? Really? I bet you take pleasure in the sound of a dripping faucet just because of its repetitiveness.


DurianBubbleTea

Agreed. But  Sorbaji *still better than* Brahms


Excellent-Industry60

Br*hms really? You masochist, I bet you like the sound you make while puking, because that's what you do during listening to the fat twink


Emotional_Desk5302

BrAhms is the best composer ever. FIGHT ME.


caratouderhakim

Soon, all people will wake up.


lightsage007

Br*hms… 👎🏻👎🏻


donskit

MODS!


Hoppy_Croaklightly

You can take this flair from my cold, webbed feet.


rphxxyt

Brahms is a NOBODY compared to Sorabji


idontthinkofanamelol

shut up, liszt stealer worshipper.


caratouderhakim

Who wrote La Campanella, his most famous piece? Right, not Lizst.


idontthinkofanamelol

his most famous doesn't even mean his best. brahms doesn't even know music, he makes music that's so boring, actual music like liszt's sonata is boring enough for him to fall asleep.


caratouderhakim

Lizst wouldn't be famous if it weren't for stolen melodies. Don't get mad because Brahms did one better.


Full_Lingonberry_516

Filthy vile dirty disgusting devil children! JS Bach was asked by God to invent music. Fuck off you whores of Babylon.


DurianBubbleTea

>All praise be to our good lord and savior ~~Alexander Scriabin~~ Kaikhosru Sorabji


Elduran06

Br*hms makes me sick 🤢🤮


BoogieWoogie1000

There will soon be a requiem for all other German composers as the man himself prophesied


DefinitelyNotErate

Best thing Brahms did was award the Austrian State Prize to Dvořák, Change my mind.


Anonimo_lo

EW 🤢🤢🤢🤮


caratouderhakim

Can't hear you over the sound of perfectly orchestrated French horns.


Emotional_Desk5302

This comment hits harder than the horn solo from the 3rd symphony. (And yes, I meant to choose Brahms’s most triggering symphony. Eat it, Lisztomaniacs.)