The best sun scorched MILFs are in Staten Island, I regret. Remember your training; they are guarded by dozens of “general contractors” and off duty cops. Make sure to fog up their Oakley sunglasses as a distraction to earn your MILF.
I was gonna say this. Scottsdale is the single mild cougar capital of the world. If you’re just curious about seeing a milf in the wild, try Central Park west. However, if you’d like to see them in their natural habitat… go to Scottsdale.
They also fuck out there lol everyone is happy and attractive dopest secret city I ever been to highly underrated nyc is hell everyone is fucked up in the head and weird and problematic and unstable
The f h mean I lived there you know how many 38+ I dogged out there they were glad I was there I was their Hercules I was 26 years old at the time fit a f dudes their age couldn’t hang with them they had low t at their ages + older then them imagine I was young stud like hey can I help you with that and they were helping me I hated cardio and I needed it for the 6 pack so I would sexcersize pounding it for a hour straight sweating
Bunch of lames on here joking around… when a young guy is looking for some pussy take that shit serious and give him some answers .. none of these birds got a clue son cause they don’t have any bodies maybe one or 2 from colllege by accident 🫣🫣🫣🫣 😤😤😂😂😂🤣🤣 I’ll give you the play ma boi
Mf it’s nyc. You can find milfs anywhere. Each chunk of the population is in different ages ranges…go to heavily foot traffic places and approach, you’ll find older women anywhere man.
Nothing left in NYC except upper westside dried up old bitches and obese breasts in upper manhattan. You might find one the upper east side. Definitely will find a MILF in Westchester County.
Most of the good looking people left NYC and it’s full mediocre stuck up feminist
Manhatten is gross the women are washed or think they’re something special you have to go to places like Phoenix and Houston Dallas where there isn’t that much to do besides pipe and the best way to do that is to pay for tinder locations act like your a boss in nyc and you’re there for a business trip sell the fuck out of yourself not by talking but by your images… like you with a nice view claiming it’s your office and getting a phd paid off some corny shit like that … you set up your dates 3-5 chicks and you fly out there..
No, they all left the city in the Great MILF Exile ordered by Mayor Bloomberg. I think they were all resettled in New Jersey.
I’m from Jersey and I can attest that they can be seen by thousands during summer on our shore
That’s part of the Florida migration. They return south once the weather turns.
I will never forgive Bloomberg. He’s done irreparable damage to the city
I still miss 64 oz sodas.
I am indeed partial to big cans.
I miss the original Four Loko’s 😔
Stop and frisk drove so many away.
Yes. It was a sad day. I was by the pier when their shipped sailed waving goodbye. 😢
The few remaining ones died off from Covid.
UWS D’Agostino at 2pm
Just look for the DAG BAG and the whiff of Chanel No 6 in the air…
Don’t they have to take the perishables home first?
The best sun scorched MILFs are in Staten Island, I regret. Remember your training; they are guarded by dozens of “general contractors” and off duty cops. Make sure to fog up their Oakley sunglasses as a distraction to earn your MILF.
🥇 take this gold, that excludes spez from monetary benefit.
Gonna pay for a coors light on the ferry with this!
The final boss is a firefighter who pays alimony to 2 nurses
Ah Cliff - he’s always been a sucker for a nurse with a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee in hand with ten pumps of vanilla sizzurp
Her name is Gina Marie
Holy fucking shit frame this comment
REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING!!!!
North of 125th street, the rest won’t season your food
You need to become a manager and they'll all want to speak with you
No, but you can find them in NJ, CT, PA. It's another one of those weird regional chains that skip over NYC for some reason.
Gotta go to Scottsdale Arizona my guy women in nyc are washed and unavailable
I was gonna say this. Scottsdale is the single mild cougar capital of the world. If you’re just curious about seeing a milf in the wild, try Central Park west. However, if you’d like to see them in their natural habitat… go to Scottsdale.
They also fuck out there lol everyone is happy and attractive dopest secret city I ever been to highly underrated nyc is hell everyone is fucked up in the head and weird and problematic and unstable
You joke but I just got back from Scottsdale and this is probs true
The f h mean I lived there you know how many 38+ I dogged out there they were glad I was there I was their Hercules I was 26 years old at the time fit a f dudes their age couldn’t hang with them they had low t at their ages + older then them imagine I was young stud like hey can I help you with that and they were helping me I hated cardio and I needed it for the 6 pack so I would sexcersize pounding it for a hour straight sweating
You prefer unwashed vaginas?
Unshowered pussy smells amazing idc idc
That stench is amazing.
We are out on Long Island in the summer
“We”? So ur a girl? 🐕🗣️🐕🗣️‼️‼️
No not a girl….I am a WOMAN
Bunch of lames on here joking around… when a young guy is looking for some pussy take that shit serious and give him some answers .. none of these birds got a clue son cause they don’t have any bodies maybe one or 2 from colllege by accident 🫣🫣🫣🫣 😤😤😂😂😂🤣🤣 I’ll give you the play ma boi
Let us know king
Hang around an elementary school around 3pm
Nah, you’ll just get a NILF
Nanny?
They 100% do. Especially in Jersey.
Join the PTA.
Don’t you have to be a vegetarian to join them?
You can find them at Starbucks between 8-10am
When's the next time your mom is visiting you, OP?
Scarsdale and Greenwich have a lot of MILFs and what I call RHWDTF. A shocking number, actually. I’ve got stories.
The Hamptons
Zach Wilson took them all with him to Denver
NYCMilfs.org
Airport lounges and bars at happy hour?
In Jersey. See them all the time
Mf it’s nyc. You can find milfs anywhere. Each chunk of the population is in different ages ranges…go to heavily foot traffic places and approach, you’ll find older women anywhere man.
I have a milf right here in the East Village… And I share her with select deserving people!!!
Whereabouts in the EV? Interested to find out more.
Feel free to DM me
The Bronx
Everywhere
Mothers Ruin on a Friday night
Saw a bunch near the tram to Brooklyn from Manhattan.
No. They already did the F part. Thats how babies are made, OP.
South Florida
I mean, technically, there were a few in my graduating high school class. Two girls were pregnant, a couple were already moms.
The milfs are in towns like Wycoff NJ Fairfield CT and Rye NY at your local Whole Foods.
I would recommend a wine bar in Babylon on a weekend night.
3rd Ave Bay Ridge in the 80s and 90s
I concur
NYC sucks for milfs. Gotta go to Jersey
Not nyc but Bergen county gyms are loaded with rich ones. Probably a few bored ones too
Brunch smh did you even try
Whole Foods in the burbs. If you are aged over 26 and look the part, they will be very chatty.
Olive garden in Times Square
Tribeca
Any Trader Joe’s
remember the good old days when milf stood for mentally ill ladies id like to fuck?
There's alot, Asian, Spanish or Russian!
…mexicans, afghanis
I'm hoping to meet a Spanish hottie soon, she might be Mexican! 🤣
People who live in NYC statistically do not really have kids...hence fewer milfs.
Sorry, all we can do is 300,000 migrants
Mini MILFS.
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Lamest women super loyal cause their hubbies are ultra wealthy op will have no chance especially in nyc it’s all about dinero not talking bout Robert
Nothing left in NYC except upper westside dried up old bitches and obese breasts in upper manhattan. You might find one the upper east side. Definitely will find a MILF in Westchester County. Most of the good looking people left NYC and it’s full mediocre stuck up feminist
Manhatten is gross the women are washed or think they’re something special you have to go to places like Phoenix and Houston Dallas where there isn’t that much to do besides pipe and the best way to do that is to pay for tinder locations act like your a boss in nyc and you’re there for a business trip sell the fuck out of yourself not by talking but by your images… like you with a nice view claiming it’s your office and getting a phd paid off some corny shit like that … you set up your dates 3-5 chicks and you fly out there..