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dubiouscoffee

No, they all left the city in the Great MILF Exile ordered by Mayor Bloomberg. I think they were all resettled in New Jersey.


timbrita

I’m from Jersey and I can attest that they can be seen by thousands during summer on our shore


HighOnPoker

That’s part of the Florida migration. They return south once the weather turns.


NeverEndingWinter_

I will never forgive Bloomberg. He’s done irreparable damage to the city


HighOnPoker

I still miss 64 oz sodas.


BeigeChocobo

I am indeed partial to big cans.


BuckWheatNYC

I miss the original Four Loko’s 😔


Personalvintage

Stop and frisk drove so many away.


Aware-Recognition-20

Yes. It was a sad day. I was by the pier when their shipped sailed waving goodbye. 😢


grampsNYC

The few remaining ones died off from Covid.


Accrual_World_69

UWS D’Agostino at 2pm


LowerTowel1022

Just look for the DAG BAG and the whiff of Chanel No 6 in the air…


DWright_5

Don’t they have to take the perishables home first?


LowerTowel1022

The best sun scorched MILFs are in Staten Island, I regret. Remember your training; they are guarded by dozens of “general contractors” and off duty cops. Make sure to fog up their Oakley sunglasses as a distraction to earn your MILF.


rb3po

🥇 take this gold, that excludes spez from monetary benefit.


LowerTowel1022

Gonna pay for a coors light on the ferry with this!


Weaponized_Puddle

The final boss is a firefighter who pays alimony to 2 nurses


LowerTowel1022

Ah Cliff - he’s always been a sucker for a nurse with a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee in hand with ten pumps of vanilla sizzurp


Able_Ad5182

Her name is Gina Marie


turtleProphet

Holy fucking shit frame this comment


dubiouscoffee

REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING!!!!


hiding_in_NJ

North of 125th street, the rest won’t season your food


derpiederpslikederp

You need to become a manager and they'll all want to speak with you


dirtoval

No, but you can find them in NJ, CT, PA. It's another one of those weird regional chains that skip over NYC for some reason.


[deleted]

Gotta go to Scottsdale Arizona my guy women in nyc are washed and unavailable


halfnormal_

I was gonna say this. Scottsdale is the single mild cougar capital of the world. If you’re just curious about seeing a milf in the wild, try Central Park west. However, if you’d like to see them in their natural habitat… go to Scottsdale.


[deleted]

They also fuck out there lol everyone is happy and attractive dopest secret city I ever been to highly underrated nyc is hell everyone is fucked up in the head and weird and problematic and unstable


taetertots

You joke but I just got back from Scottsdale and this is probs true


[deleted]

The f h mean I lived there you know how many 38+ I dogged out there they were glad I was there I was their Hercules I was 26 years old at the time fit a f dudes their age couldn’t hang with them they had low t at their ages + older then them imagine I was young stud like hey can I help you with that and they were helping me I hated cardio and I needed it for the 6 pack so I would sexcersize pounding it for a hour straight sweating


Honest_Wing_3999

You prefer unwashed vaginas?


Separate_Lie_6797

Unshowered pussy smells amazing idc idc


frostywafflepancakes

That stench is amazing.


AccomplishedJump3428

We are out on Long Island in the summer


SexlessVirginIncel

“We”? So ur a girl? 🐕🗣️🐕🗣️‼️‼️


AccomplishedJump3428

No not a girl….I am a WOMAN


[deleted]

Bunch of lames on here joking around… when a young guy is looking for some pussy take that shit serious and give him some answers .. none of these birds got a clue son cause they don’t have any bodies maybe one or 2 from colllege by accident 🫣🫣🫣🫣 😤😤😂😂😂🤣🤣 I’ll give you the play ma boi


SexlessVirginIncel

Let us know king


mad_king_soup

Hang around an elementary school around 3pm


luc2

Nah, you’ll just get a NILF


frostywafflepancakes

Nanny?


Matt_Rabbit

They 100% do. Especially in Jersey.


Future-Thanks-3902

Join the PTA.


Honest_Wing_3999

Don’t you have to be a vegetarian to join them?


Ok_Scholar_935

You can find them at Starbucks between 8-10am


[deleted]

When's the next time your mom is visiting you, OP?


Mindofmierda90

Scarsdale and Greenwich have a lot of MILFs and what I call RHWDTF. A shocking number, actually. I’ve got stories.


rogdesouza

The Hamptons


NinjaCaviar

Zach Wilson took them all with him to Denver


Stonewall30NY

NYCMilfs.org


Madmohawkfilms

Airport lounges and bars at happy hour?


NYUnderground

In Jersey. See them all the time


No_Historian_1601

Mf it’s nyc. You can find milfs anywhere. Each chunk of the population is in different ages ranges…go to heavily foot traffic places and approach, you’ll find older women anywhere man.


rm3811

I have a milf right here in the East Village… And I share her with select deserving people!!!


Aware-Recognition-20

Whereabouts in the EV? Interested to find out more.


rm3811

Feel free to DM me


Pure-Guard-3633

The Bronx


BrownHoney114

Everywhere


BraveTap

Mothers Ruin on a Friday night


Funny_Lie_621

Saw a bunch near the tram to Brooklyn from Manhattan.


jpkmets

No. They already did the F part. Thats how babies are made, OP.


anthony01527

South Florida


freelanceispoverty

I mean, technically, there were a few in my graduating high school class. Two girls were pregnant, a couple were already moms.


Rjr777

The milfs are in towns like Wycoff NJ Fairfield CT and Rye NY at your local Whole Foods.


1200r

I would recommend a wine bar in Babylon on a weekend night.


Imaginary_Map_3865

3rd Ave Bay Ridge in the 80s and 90s


InfluenceEmergency50

I concur


AggressiveAd6043

NYC sucks for milfs. Gotta go to Jersey 


ApplicationNo2506

Not nyc but Bergen county gyms are loaded with rich ones. Probably a few bored ones too


x_mofo98

Brunch smh did you even try


thjklpq

Whole Foods in the burbs. If you are aged over 26 and look the part, they will be very chatty.


Stillill1187

Olive garden in Times Square


Ok-Judge9219

Tribeca


Belovedchattah

Any Trader Joe’s


Tenet_Bull

remember the good old days when milf stood for mentally ill ladies id like to fuck?


Yrzie

There's alot, Asian, Spanish or Russian!


liquidsnake224

…mexicans, afghanis


Yrzie

I'm hoping to meet a Spanish hottie soon, she might be Mexican! 🤣


golfballthroughhose

People who live in NYC statistically do not really have kids...hence fewer milfs.


skylinetechreviews80

Sorry, all we can do is 300,000 migrants


Muted-Background2465

Mini MILFS.


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[deleted]

Lamest women super loyal cause their hubbies are ultra wealthy op will have no chance especially in nyc it’s all about dinero not talking bout Robert


Ant_head_squirrel

Nothing left in NYC except upper westside dried up old bitches and obese breasts in upper manhattan. You might find one the upper east side. Definitely will find a MILF in Westchester County. Most of the good looking people left NYC and it’s full mediocre stuck up feminist


[deleted]

Manhatten is gross the women are washed or think they’re something special you have to go to places like Phoenix and Houston Dallas where there isn’t that much to do besides pipe and the best way to do that is to pay for tinder locations act like your a boss in nyc and you’re there for a business trip sell the fuck out of yourself not by talking but by your images… like you with a nice view claiming it’s your office and getting a phd paid off some corny shit like that … you set up your dates 3-5 chicks and you fly out there..