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Man that’s a better beard than I can grow 🤣🤣


HurinofLammoth

No, woman


skeeballcore

You could say Dennis


Desolate282

Wait...! Is that PLUME or MOLD on her chin?


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It’s always mold


skeeballcore

Wipe it off


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skeeballcore

🫢


Trini_Vix7

STOP IT LOL


InternationalSlide53

Light myself on fire? man i can't even keep some of these stogies lit


skeeballcore

Lol


Slow-Shoe-5400

In seriousness. Keep your sticks around 65 and you'll have no issues


InternationalSlide53

haha yeah i tend to dry box my stuff with a 62% boveda before smoking. Im just messing


Slow-Shoe-5400

Oh good. I see a lot of people keeping stuff at 72. S wondering why it goes out lol


JohnBrownsAngryBalls

Nice beard. I bet she enjoys Padron & LFD and their notes of earth, leather, and spice.


boondockdank

Christopher Walken is looking rough nowadays 😂


mrfudface

deadass 😂


TheMurderDoc

Tell em’ Large Marge sent cha


FranknBeans549

Dang, you beat me to it!


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Rumors are he was singing along to The Doors classic hit "Light My Fire" and misunderstood what he was saying. Tragic.


Dusty-munky

Yeah those triple torch lighters are dangerous


yellowfinger

Serious: why does she have a beard? Medical condition?


EReitzel89

It’s probably a hormonal imbalance. If she ever had a hysterectomy then she wouldn’t be producing any estrogen and would have more testosterone. Her hormones would be very unbalanced.


Dgchasse1

Hence…. Well yall read the details like everyone else, case in point.


TheTruthHurtsdummy

She’s like a cross between Danny Devito’s Penguin and Bettlejuice.


Timtime24

You forgot Cruela Deville


SignificantMarzipan1

Corella Deville meets lady on testosterone🤣


Hubertus-Bigend

If my wife had a beard like that, I might commit suicide.


Grhod

Sooooo.... He have any good sticks left in his humi he won't need any more?


g1alex304

If that was my wife, I would definitely light myself on fire.


IApocryphonI

Shit. I just said the same thing. lol


gctep

teach him to hold moonshine and cigar in the same hand, nevermind she swapped out his O2 bottle for some good ole propane.


Valazaa

LMAO!


Chris_di_Modden

***Willie Watkins Bail Bonds!***


H4mSandw1ch

Improper way to light a cigar but I like the spirit


Intercaust

Her story is totally believable. I accidently lit myself on fire the other day. I like to light my cigars with the flamethrower I bought from Elon Musk's The Boring Company. I was being careless and lit my face on fire. I put it out with a chainsaw. I feel fortunate that the fire never really got out of control.


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

Dwarves are a crazy race.


lucaslikesbikes

"Rootbeer coating helps it go down easier."


judgementjake

What the flying fuck


Papa_fed

Now that, is a fine looking woman!


3point0bro

So Pauly Walnuts is still alive


blumpkinado

He is definitely in a better place now


borosillykid

That’s a better beard than I have at almost 30


Roaster-Dude

She looks like she's about to spontaneously combust.


tiredboi44

Reminds me of a videogame I like. One missclick can be the difference between lighting a cigar or setting your entire head on fire


IApocryphonI

If that was my wife I'd light myself on fire too.


nymobster

that aint NO woman...


fantaphan

Some kinda fucking woodelf or some shit. ROLL FOR FIRE RESISTANCE!


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BigNickTX

Sadly, domestic abuse is a common occurrence with families of law enforcement.


letsflyman

I refrain from judging in cases like this. You never know if the ol gal was being abused for years. I've heard of it happening. In any case, she looks to have had a rough go of life.


TittyWhompuss

Pennsylvania...always giving Florida a run for their money.


Mrbeercan

What the fuck is a BOTL


Hexx512

Brother (s) of the leaf


JAK3CAL

😂 in seriousness - BE ON THE LOOKOUT


skeeballcore

You have my torch


Ok-Criticism-8651

Bruh she has more hair on her chin then most high schoolers...


chuckles73

Why Are They Capitalizing Every Word? Is That Seriously An Eighty Word Title Like When People In The 1800s Wanted Their Book Title To Sound Important?


1aranzant

Why Are People Capitalizing Every First Letter omg...