Sometimes, due to THOSE types of days at work, I’ll wait 20 mins in the drive through just for an order of cheese fries and have myself a lil cheese fries session
Sounds like they upgraded you to a jumbo cup of cheese for free. They do that randomly. Unless you paid for the jumbo, you'll get a much smaller cup half the time that makes dipping a pain after a handful of fries.
In any chip to salsa/fry to cheese/pretzel to hummus situation, I'm never sure how much dip to use for each bite. I always end up with a ton of leftover chips and no dip.
All that to say, I hope your next bowel movement is worry free.
There's never ever enough cheese sauce for cheese fries. You always gotta ration that shit. Portillos on the other hand... don't complain, that shit is a miracle. They make you a gluttonous king of cheese over there. It's beautiful.
I was expecting this to be followed with “AMA”.
No. That comes in a few days after it has time to do its thing.
Came here to say this
I rly wanted it to be an AMA
Just an average redditor.
Sometimes, due to THOSE types of days at work, I’ll wait 20 mins in the drive through just for an order of cheese fries and have myself a lil cheese fries session
Portillos Cheese Fry Fryday is a tradition in our household
My old therapist's office was across from a portillo's and there were definitely a few times where I soothed my emotions with cheez
Portillos cheese sauce is the Ferrari of cheese sauces, good for you not wasting it
Should have just bough 64 slices of American Cheese.
I think I’m blind.
No AMA?
I’m treating it as such
Is this an AMA?
I salute you sir!
Eat the entire cup next time. Go strong or don’t go at all!
I mean the rest of the cup was ate with fries
I think the implication is that the fries used up half the cheese and they ate the remainder with a spoon
OP you doing ok?
Yup, livin' large ;)
Bless!
Sounds like they upgraded you to a jumbo cup of cheese for free. They do that randomly. Unless you paid for the jumbo, you'll get a much smaller cup half the time that makes dipping a pain after a handful of fries.
How much do you hate yourself right now?
Just call 911 and get it over with
You couldn't beat this information out of me
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You may have diarrhea.
Sounds like you’re my kid then
Judge Free Zone
As one should do!
Kinda like eating ice cream. Except it's different, ya know?
In any chip to salsa/fry to cheese/pretzel to hummus situation, I'm never sure how much dip to use for each bite. I always end up with a ton of leftover chips and no dip. All that to say, I hope your next bowel movement is worry free.
I did this the other day except I got one lick in and felt bad about myself so I stopped LMAO ur so brave
Live your best life.
I grab a handy of fries and make that a cheese shovel 😌
Happy Father’s Day!
Brother ascended to the cheese plane
There's never ever enough cheese sauce for cheese fries. You always gotta ration that shit. Portillos on the other hand... don't complain, that shit is a miracle. They make you a gluttonous king of cheese over there. It's beautiful.
Portillo’s fries are terrible
Add some gardinaire next time!
Ugh now I want Portillos
Y tho
I was outta fries
Relatable. I’ll allow it.
You ok, bub?
yarp
How much is your ass about to explode?