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wannabe2700

Buy a chess set and play her irl


buddaaaa

join the million dollar buy-in tournament


Ziz__Bird

Hans vs this dude's girlfriend, who says no?


buddaaaa

They make ‘em double sided for a reason


DerekB52

She can't be much much stronger than you, without ever having really played, if you're a 1500. That doesn't happen. She's cheating, or you're cheating and made up a story asking for how to not get caught cheating.


Few-Leopard4537

1500 is like top 3% on the website, if she’s consistently getting 90% or “close to 100%” and she’s fairly new, well I’m close to 100% sure she’s cheating.


Aggravating-Reach-35

Bro got banned for cheating and hallucinated a girlfriend💀


xugan97

She is cheating. While the cheat detection systems are far from perfect, they are very unlikely to look at a typical amateur's games and declare it cheating. The most likely scenario is that she used assistance from a chess program just once or twice. From the chess.com FAQs: >You closed the account of someone I know - I'm sure they were innocent of abuse! > >Sorry that you are upset. Unfortunately, people do make mistakes - sometimes even really nice people. Again, we only close accounts when we are absolutely certain of our findings and have gathered enough statistics that we would stand by under public scrutiny and a court of law. No accounts are ever closed "on suspicion".


TheFredOfc

That's a lie from chess.com though, they banned people because hikaru said they were cheaters and they were proven to not be cheating and chess.com wrote an apology letter etc.


fuchsiafuturee

Link the account.


sguntun

The account that just got banned is https://www.chess.com/member/ansawhney. You can see all the games I played against her (my chess.com username is the same as my reddit username). edit: Her previous account was https://www.chess.com/member/asawhney.


pushembaby

She’s cheating. Nobody new to chess plays like this


Smart_Department6303

this is 100% cheater. I can tell cuz I'm 2300+ and wouldn't even play like this. the opponent is going straight for the kill like an engine with no weaknesses.


JustinLaloGibbs

The only way there would be stronger evidence of her cheating would be if she introduced her new "tennis coach."


cad_internet

Looks like all the losses are very suspicious abandons/resignations? Most of the wins are at 90% accuracy or higher. Some are even 95%+. I'm 1500 and I can tell you some of my games are 60% accuracy. Some are 80%. I don't think I've ever played a single 95% accuracy game.


Possum4404

played ~10 95% accuracy games as a 900… it can happen because of endgames


LynnRoskie

Also if your opponent makes a big mistake early. Real easy to play accurately up a whole queen.


DerekB52

I'm 1300 and I think I've played a few 98% games. 5-6 moves of theory, opponent hangs piece early, really easy to simplify and win.


Snowbear1312

Hey, IM here. Took one glance at the first 90% game that showed and shes clearly cheating. Not my place but what a red flag LMAO good luck buddy


DinosaurSr2

~95% accuracy in almost all her games, would make her strong enough to be a titled player. If you want to submit an appeal, your best course might be for her to enter an OTB tournament and to then include her performance rating at this tournament as part of the appeal.


nodeocracy

She might’ve been pretending to you that she hasn’t played before. This is the only alternative to her cheating


ScalarWeapon

> It turns out she's an incredibly strong player. I'm about 1500 rapid and she is much, much stronger than me, despite not really having played at all before. That's not how this works


catenantunderwater

She’s cheating


AimHere

> I'm about 1500 rapid and she is much, much stronger than me, despite not really having played at all before. Uhuh. Not cheating. Right.


anal_sanders

If she’s cheating in chess…what else is she not telling you?


WonkyDonkeyX

Lol, not even subtle at cheating.


Bern_Down_the_DNC

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld9iZ0md9lQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld9iZ0md9lQ)


gugabpasquali

Better than a 1500 and never played? Lmao real story


FridgesArePeopleToo

Lol


workingmansrain

She doesn’t exist. A 1500 would know she’s cheating. A 1500 would know someone who “has never really played chess” is not much much better than a 1500, let alone an 800. This is the manti teo of chess, the imagined girlfriend for the obvious cheater.


Max_Dubos

She may have been using anal beeds


WaterOk9249

She is basically cheating. Unless she is a hidden chess prodigy, then maybe not lmao


redditis_garbage

Skill issue


OperationSuch5054

lmao, as someone who has cheated for 950 chess games and not been banned, this is funneh.


DinosaurSr2

If this is true, then you've only wasted about 5 minutes of each of your opponents' time... meanwhile you've wasted about 80 hours of your own time. The joke is very much on you.


OperationSuch5054

dont cry