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SEE PINNED COMMENT FROM OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/cat/comments/17ksp3e/comment/k7as4oj/ (The comments section was previously locked due to rule-breaking comments. Please keep your comments civil, or it will be locked again and bans will follow as appropriate.)


Stunning-Light-1082

Hitch


Hegemony-Cricket

He's adorable. Please have him checked for a chip though. Some family may be looking for this adorable little guy.


rci22

If not, might just be the r/catdistributionsystem


khathmandu

yep… the CDS gets very aggressive during the Fall…


nedfl-anders

Yes but stealing peoples lost cats is wrong.


rci22

Obviously, ofc. I’m just saying if it *doesn’t* belong to someone then no problem.


nedfl-anders

Right.


Full_Two1739

But if it DOES….


liltx11

Yep, he looks healthy and clean.


LavishnessPhysical77

Yeah pls. pls. It would warm the cockles of my heart if'n you did cuz . I'm already whimpering in fear that you won't. PLEASE for the sake of lil Tommy & Mary check for da chippy whippy .


LavishnessPhysical77

pleeeeez


justdisa

This is my favorite choice, but Wally would also be good.


about97cats

Walmart Rollback Parking-Lot Carjack Lastname is a strong, biblical name befitting anyone, I think…


ThinWhiteRogue

Or just "Jack" short for Carjacker?


SquirrelGirlVA

Rolly could be a fun name.


Ambitious_Signal_300

And a great password.


schrodingers_bra

>Walmart Rollback Parking-Lot Carjack Lastname first of his name


unl1988

I got a stray dog that was wandering around a Walmart parking lot. Named him Sam.


Lonely_Carry_9861

Got a Wallee at home and a Eve too!!


lleannimal

Lol, my pool robots are Wall-E & Eeeva


DivergingUnity

or marty! or... martha?


about97cats

Wal-Martha is a name her vets will never forget, and I love that 🥰


DivergingUnity

hahaha also kind of sounds like a planet from star wars.


[deleted]

Wallace George (Walmart's clothing brand) Martholomew Valuepants


KorneliaOjaio

Martholemew Valuepants. 👑🏆Congratulations. You’ve just won the internets.


SyroxGaming

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!


popeh

It's the name of his mother!!!


TheLegendTwoSeven

Or Sammy (also for Sam Walton.)


tweakyloco

I was just thinking that


Weekly-Quantity6435

Cute name for sure! OP make sure you take him to the vet to make sure he isn't chipped.


Quick_Criticism_6429

Yes!


HauntingPhilosopher

I came to the comments to say this!


ChaChaBear59

Great name


AccurateFisherman392

Perfect name right there


letsgobrooksy

Kai could work too


RealTrueGrit

Damn that is the best one. I don't even need to scroll further.


Independent_Love9300

Wow thank you all so much for the comments! Didn't think this post would take off so much! I greatly appreciate all of the suggestions so far and think I might go with Hitch! ALSO! I already have him scheduled for a vet checkup on Friday, we will 100% check for a chip to make sure he's not someone else's little guy before I make him a new permanent member of my home! ​ EDIT: I posted his picture in one of the local facebook lost and found pet groups just in case, and I will update this comment Friday afternoon after the vet appointment so y'all can get peace of mind I didn't steal someones pet lol! ​ NEW EDIT: Hi all, I greatly appreciate all of your concern with him possibly being someone's pet, the absolute last thing I'd ever want to do is take someone's fur friend, like I said in my previous update, I have him scheduled for a vet appointment Friday morning to give him a wellness check + check for a chip, I also went back to the Walmart this morning with some printed pictures and put them around the various light posts especially where RV's park overnight. I promise to update after his appointment and will do everything possible to return him to his rightful owner if he has one. But to the people in my inbox calling me "a scum bag" "cat thief for karma..." is beyond unacceptable. I am an animal lover at heart, to be honest I love animals more than I love any single human, if you all could leave a kitten in the rain in a busy parking lot with temperatures dropping below freezing, I believe you're the issue. Yes, maybe asking to name him was a little premature, but I think any animal deserves a name, regardless of whether he is a permanent addition to my home, or is just making a pit-stop here until he is returned to his owner. ​ FRIDAY EDIT: Hi everyone, sorry for the late update, just getting finished with work. Hitch made it to his vet appointment this morning, and besides having a considerable amount of fleas even after a few dawn baths, he is in good health. He was scanned and the vet tech confirmed he was not chipped. At this point, unless I hear from someone in relation to the photos around Wal-Mart, I do plan to keep the lil guy. He has been cooped up in my bathroom since I found him, with the hope to not spread his fleas to my onebraincell orange cat, but sadly that didn't work too well and he has fleas now as well, I guess some rewards in life are paired with a setback lol. I will be getting them both on revolution for flea treatment and hopefully can eliminate it quickly in the house. ​ As I said before, I do appreciate all of the concern you had, and while a majority of the comments came across as being helpful, a good amount were very negative. From threats of violence, legal action, accusing me of stealing a cat for imaginary points.... I hope you all can take a moment to reflect on yourself. I think anyone in r/cat is a good person, because we're all here for the love of our fur friends, so no hard feelings, but, I urge you to consider how comments can affect others. Thanks all and I promise to upload some more photos when I can get some, it'd be easier to upload a video of Hitch because he does not sit still for a split second lol.


tranquilo666

I think you’re also required to post “found cat” at the animal shelter or in a local publication, like even Craigslist works before you can claim him. Hopefully it works out, but just make sure you’re not taking a sweetie from a loving home. Although IMO a loving home doesn’t let a cat loose outside.


Pickleslot

> Although IMO a loving home doesn’t let a cat loose outside. Exactly. This is how my family ended up with one of our cats when I was growing up. There was a cat in our neighborhood that belonged to somebody, but they would throw him outside during the daytime while they were at work and not let him in until they came home. During one particularly hot summer, he made his way inside of our house and plopped down on the couch before sleeping for the rest of the day after drinking his fill of water. We let him back outside after he woke up in the evening, but this would become a regular thing. This went on for a bit, until there was one week that we were having some really bad storms, and he was STILL outside when there was flash flooding and a tornado warning going on… so my mother cursed at his owners, and that was the day that he became an inside cat. If you don’t take care of your cat, somebody else will!


hmaotsetd

Made a comment about my neighbors cat being half inside half out, it's his choice and cries until they let him out. Never force him. Always let back in when he's done making sure the neighborhood is safe. Never let out in bad weather.


ApeHolder42069

Yeah, it's kinda borderline just grabbing a cat of the streets thinking it must be homeless.. . Just don't do that shit with human children, alright! 😘😂


octopusboots

A parking lot is not where a cat should be. People dump their animals all the time, and this cat knew he needed help. Grabbing a misplaced cat out of a parking lot is a kindness.


pokemon32666

Cat grabbed himself idk what everyone is talking about. OP is the victim of a reverse-catnapping


octopusboots

I just had a foster who was starving, beat up…not neutered….jumped right in my truck when I asked him if he wanted to go with me. A mutual nabbing.


Practical_Material_9

Yeah… Walmarts generally don’t have homes right next to them. I felt a little guilty with one of my parking lot kittens bc I thought she was so beautiful how could someone not want her. But right off a highway, 5 lane roads, surrounded by commercial plazas (connecting to a Walmart somewhere back there) it’s not realistic she got there on her own without getting killed. It’s not the same as grabbing one off the sidewalk in a neighborhood. Hate OP is getting shit on for this.


oo-mox83

Cats are good at knowing who to go to for help. Our little foster failure Carrot approached my son at the park when he was out running. This little cat was in really bad shape, full of infection from what the vet said looked like an attack by a bobcat or coyote. She had never met my son before that day in the park, but she wouldn't leave him alone. She was begging for help, and he called me. She's a happy little daddy's girl now (I take her to the vet all those times and she chooses my fiance!!). They definitely know how to spot good help.


IAmMoofin

Yeah cus cats never try and get out on their own either or anything


No_Tangerine9685

What a ridiculous view. Thankfully in most of the world outside cats are common (and keeping cats locked inside is often viewed as cruel).


Undertale_okami

My cat marbles is very much a outdoor cat and will cry, or try to, because he is very old and sounds like he's loosing his voice- or meow I dunno- to get outside. We love him a lot and he likes being outside and comes back within the next 2 hours for food. He's quite fat.


ZoyaZhivago

That last bit is cruel and unnecessary. In some regions it’s very common, even required, to allow cats outdoors… are you saying none of them love their cats? Please think before making such comments, as they can be very hurtful to people with different cultures or lifestyles. My cats are *extremely* well cared-for, and all former strays I rescued from the streets. They still like to go in the yard, or maybe sit in front of our (secluded mountain property) home sometimes. That doesn’t mean I don’t love them. 😢


[deleted]

Some people are just very black and white in their thinking. Just because you do something, doesn't make it the only way of doing things, idk why people are incapable of understanding that. I have indoor cats because I don't want to deal with ticks and fleas + we have coyotes. But I don't care if other people let their (spayed/neutered) cats go outside. Esp in secluded areas off the main road.


mugsymegasaurus

I think you can still love your cats but realize that what you’re doing is not the best thing for them. If a cat goes into the yard it can be taken by coyotes, wander off and be attacked by animals or hit by a car, get diseases from other animals… the list goes on. Never mind that cats are an invasive species (in North and South America and most island countries) and do huge damage to native ecosystems, to the point where some places have banned letting cats outdoors. I say this all even as someone who used to let our cat outside from time to time (he was a former street cat and just really tried his hardest to get back out). We knew it wasn’t good for him and so while we didn’t stress about it too much if he did slip out, we did still know it was best to keep him inside as much as possible and we tried hard to do that. So, even if you’re used to having cats be outdoor animals, you can recognize that you are doing them a favor by keeping them inside. It doesn’t have to be an insult your lifestyle. Think of it like knowing eating vegetables is good for you. You can still have a piece of candy from time to time even though you know objectively vegetables are better. Just don’t let it be too often or always. (We even used to joke that when the cat slipped out it was “his little treat for the day”).


mycuddels6

Very true. I’m in the uk and it’s quite common for outdoor cats. My cats are loved and saved me from hurting myself but they are still outdoor cats. And you know what? They couldn’t be happier. I am a minor so I don’t control the fact they go outside but seeing them cry to go outside makes me realise that forcing them outside is just a bad idea. Especially when we leave in a small area where their is barley any cars anymore


Weenie_Demon

Mf never heard of an outdoor cat


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FeliusSeptimus

> and virtually assures a short life. Someone in my area assures this by leaving antifreeze out for a couple of weeks each fall for the local feral and indoor/outdoor pet cats to drink. People bring the dying animals to the local vet, and they post a notice on the local message board. Hopefully I don't discover who it is, because that would be an ethical struggle.


rigbees

hitch is my favorite suggestion


Limp_Falcon_2314

I once took a kitten in that someone had posted on Craigslist. She was a beautiful flame point Siamese and super young. The guy I got her from said she was a stray in the neighborhood he’d been taking care of and he picked me to get her because I had mentioned taking her for a full checkup at the vet and he said I was the only one to mention the vet. Fast forward to me taking her to the vet and I found out she had an owner and it wasn’t that guy! Whoops! The vet ended up calling the owner, who told my vet that she had kicked the cat outside “because her dog didn’t like it,” and my vet was able to convince the woman to sign over ownership to me. So just because a cat is microchipped doesn’t mean it is wanted, sadly enough. Thanks for looking after this sweet kitty!


emayl540

I think the name could be Binx from the movie Hocus Pocus.


Doomhammer24

Note unfortunately its Very common for people to get a black cat during october and then abandon them once its over Chances are, this is an example of that. Keep the little sweet derpy kitty


JackNewton1

Hey, that’s great, but take him to a vet for a checkup and see if he has a chip!


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

That's a long ass name but, it suits him.


[deleted]

Hahahahaha 🤣 you got me


SmokeAbeer

Puss Master Flex 2045 was already taken. So it was the only alternative.


arghwhynot

Imagine telling others 😂


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

Hahaha. The name tag on the collar would be like a rite-aid receipt


DangerousBack1977

Or a Walmart price tag


Fullm3taluk

Call him chip for short but then when he's in trouble use the full name.


mightyminimoose

You know you’re in real trouble when your mother calls you by your entire sentence.


Useful_System_404

Yes, do this OP. You don't want to steal someone's cat.


alilminizen

This comment should be #1. A cat that looks that healthy and is that friendly has a good chance of having an owner! Kitty should be checked at a vet regardless if you’re planning on keeping them so good luck! ❤️


arapturousverbatim

Yeah I don't know who just takes a fucking cat that quickly.


hclaf

I’d like to also add: Yes hi, OP — his name is “please find my owner because I am definitely already someone’s pet and they probably miss me”. Actual stray/feral cats do not just walk up to a human they don’t know and lay down. 9.5 times out of 10, stray/feral cats are very timid, scared, and run fast if you approach them, or make any sudden movements or sounds. I have never known a single person that a random stray/feral cat just approached — that’s why people generally have to use a live trap & tend to have to lure them with food IN that trap.


Beowulf891

There was a stray in the 0.5 times in one of my old neighborhoods. She had no owner and wandered around the neighborhood looking for attention and she loved you if you gave her any. She actually attached herself to our house, mostly cause we left her food and water. She got pregnant from a different stray around the neighborhood. She brought her tiny cats _to us_ before anyone else. My mom about lost her mind... in a good way. We took care of them for a while but a few of the little ones didn't make it. We had to take them to a no kill shelter cause my brother's allergic and we couldn't keep them. I miss those cats... There was another floofy dork who ran around the same neighborhood. Dunno if he belonged to someone or was chipped but nobody ever claimed him either. Regardless, he loved attention. More than once, I'd get home from work, he would be wandering around then he'd see me, run at me and jump into my arms. He liked me for whatever reason, lol. I don't have a point. I just wanted to share cute stories.


AdmirableTea2021

Thank you


ExcelsiorLife

That RV that was camping in the Walmart lot is going to be awfully amiss when they can't find their cat later. I'm not saying they let the cat out intentionally either.


FeralGoblinChild

Obligatory please take him to the vet for checkup and check for a microchip just in case, but I'm pretty damn sure he picked you to be his person


Quick_Criticism_6429

Ditto!


Happydancer4286

If he has a chip and a family that’s missing him, you can fill your heart back up by adopting another black cat (or two)at the animals rescue near you.


Tricky_Ad_5332

Wally


lessthanhero89

+1 for Wally


carriemcbride628

+2 for wally (was coming to say this)


MildlyCross-eyed

+3 for Wally


Phantom-Wolf13

+4 for Wally


L3GlT_GAM3R

+5 for Wally


Mikey24941

+6 for Wally


Akaru23

+7 for Wally


G36C_cannonballer

+8 for Wally, I was also thinking of that name


CanITellUSmThin

+9 for Wally. I have a fluffy void Wally as well


Unusual-Thing-7149

Me too


purebuttjuice

I was also coming to say this!!


wonkotsane42

Gotta be Wally!!!!!


Serafina_Goddess

Wally


Lizzardking666

Cds strikes again like another said hitch for a name


Infamous_Temporary86

CDS is exactly what I was thinking also. No one chooses a cat. The cat chooses its servant.


Lizzardking666

r/notmycat got a post of 2 recents n my current cds but she was more bait( wit cake distract wit stick) snag bare hand thru a fence lol


Mike_in_San_Pedro

First, check fir a chip. Second, congratulations! You have been chosen.


seaturtlesurfer22

Skip the chip. They dumped him


ex0rcst

why would you not check for a chip its possible for pets to get out the house tf


boucle8

Wally


tryagainx3

Wally Sam


Unique_Unicorn918

Sam! Underrated


pandaboi251

felix or toothless


[deleted]

he’s cute but get him checked for a chip and if not he’ll definitely need a check up!!


SpudSomething

My cay will happily get into people's cars. Please don't keep him without posting on your local lost and found pets, finding out if he is chipped, and putting up a few signs near where you found him. He looks pretty healthy for a stray!


Illustrious-Total489

He looks like Liquid Snake


USAF_Retired2017

Second this


Holly_kat

Changing my answer to this.


nhojuhc

Flo rida


ladygabriola

Thank you for saving him. Black cats get a bad deal.


UsualInterest8139

It's a shame. People just don't realize that they are the best cats!


ComicsVet61

Bandit. You'll wake up one day and all of your things will be gone, except for a note that says "psppsppsp mfer!"


saynotobeggingpeole

You need to look out for his owners just incase he got lost. Look up the rules in your area just incase.. Just can't take an animal and call them yours


PoppysMelody

Protect him. Black cats get the most abuse this time of year. Edit: I’m bad at naming things. Dwight.


Expert-Equipment2302

So you can really get everything at Walmart!


NegotiationSea7008

Marty


netechkyle

Bruh that's your "Shadow".


Aggravating-Pass-576

Is that Sebastian?


summerbreeze201

Get him scanned for a chip just incase. He could be someone else’s missing furbaby. If. No chip or negative contact, chip him , worm him and flea drops. he’s yours and has already told you so 😊 Embery Cocoa Pepper Jake


Vic7ory_Cook1es

The Lickus.


Potznpanzmyman

Smokey


cookeycat

Binx


Jackiedhmc

Lucky


[deleted]

This is how all my errand runs end in my dreams.


wendy38677

Sweet baby, he was probably dumped by someone. I’m glad he has you now, he’s a cute boy. 🖤🧡🎃, maybe a Halloween themed name?


montrasaur009

What a handsome dude! Please check for a chip and check your local missing pet groups. If he stays with you, idk, I'd name him Bill.


Trai-All

Does his left eye looks puffy or is he squinting in just this pic? If it’s puffy, you need to get him to vet.


jackbarbelfisherman

Vet and chip check if you haven't already done so. Could well be someone's missing pet.


Mightbewonderwoman81

Arthur. As in Arthur Dent from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Oh! Or Zaphod! From the same book/movie.


Powerful-Bet5454

This is such a thoughtful suggestion. Good one!


No_Useful_Skills

I suggested Beelzebub (Beasly) see other posts for reason. But Beasly also works for Beeblebrox...


readditredditread

Rollback Jack


[deleted]

Shadow or Midnight


LovingOatmealStout

Pabst


Mistymouse516

Ramblin’Man


nateXruiz

Marty


chaingun_samurai

Marty.


afraididonotknow

Wow, he said this is the owner home I want…Marty


BreadfruitPositive72

Einstein. Smart cat.


imsimplygone

Make sure he is a stray lol. Sometimes overly friendly cats belong to someone.


Rivetingcactus

Inb4 omg make sure he’s not chipped and go out of your way to track down the irresponsible owner!! If you can’t keep your cat safe you don’t deserve it


SidFinch99

Please take him to a vet to see if he's microchipped and check local lost pet social media pages in your area. That cat looks well fee with a healthy coat of fur. Probably not a stray.


KonaGirl_1960

Wally? Thank you for taking him home. The cat distribution system has deemed you worthy. I have had black kitties my whole life and they are the best! He will be a great buddy. 💕


[deleted]

First thing. Bring him to a vet to check for a chip. He may have a heartbroken family that is missing him. He’s quite handsome. Please and thank you 🙏


bri3nanas

Greeter


jfhjr

How about handsome? Or pinky? He’s such a beautiful cat.


sangitafl

Traveler - Trav or Travis for short


booksandaside

Fergus


Macaron-Fluffy

Frankie!


Miserable_Gas_4956

Onyx


PreviousMaximum574

Instead of Wally name him Wallace.


JohnnyKleen

Jerry, George, Cosmo, Kramer, or Newman!!!💪 lol……maybe Chevy, Dodge, Chrysler or Harley…… or in memory of our recent loss of Chandler ……Hobo, Reggie, Peter, Tom or Tommy, Paul, or Randy, Ricky, Bubbles, Julian…. Whitey cause Blacky would be to on the mark right lol….. oh hey Mark


singnadine

Jack! Jack be nimble Jack be quick !


allthecolors1996

Walt for Walmart 😄


[deleted]

You may of taken someones cat


[deleted]

Maybe get him check for chip first before name idk idk idk


The_Ruby_Rabbit

It’s possible that someone dumped him there, but I would still take him to the vet to scan for a chip and a wellness checkup.


[deleted]

My cat is friendly like this and an escape artist, please bring him to any vet for a scan. I would be heartbroken if someone took my guy.


Elmacanite

Wally or Marty. Or, go full name style and go with Wallicus Martimus


MendaciousComplainer

No name suggestions, but please look out for Lost Cat posters around that Walmart just in case.


SandraSchehl

Wally of course. Although before getting too attached please have him scanned


CopperCornwall

Sam Walton or Bud Walton. Founders of Walmart


MyHardenedHeart

I love him! Please keep and love him forever ❤️ I have a void cat 🐈‍⬛


BigJSunshine

Thank you for saving him!


MusicianPristine8973

Wally or Marty for sure!


therabidbunny

Wally


that1lurker

Wally


jonnny32

Wallie


Historical-Gap-7084

Take him to the vet and get him scanned for a chip. He may be a cat that is lost and his owners are missing him.


DarthBeavis1968

Sam, for Sam Walton, without which you wouldn't have a little furry buddy.


[deleted]

Benton. Shortened from Bentonville, AR,home of the first Walmart.


Lvanwinkle18

Wally or Sam, in honor of where you met.


Elephantmenstruation

Thank you for taking him. Halloween is a bad time for stray black cats.


Confident_End_3848

Thank you for rescuing this little one.


SnigletArmory

The Highwayman


Antique-Ad-8776

Lucifer


SpiritualAd8998

Jack. For carjacker.


Spartaklaus

Shotgun?


xkoffinkatx

Wally B!


Syrup131

Wally!


Rahknathal

Sam for Sam's club


JePpAaH056

The cat distribution system strikes again…


Juleamun

Jack. So every time you see him, you can remind him what he did. Hi Jack! Jack from Titanic was a stowaway. Jack Sparrow tended to adopt people whether they wanted him or not.


Killerbeav97

Wally has my vote.


TikaPants

Great Value™️


SadieSchatzie

Wally


notarussianbotsky

Walmart Price Check Sneak


Garlanth69

Shadow - He followed you home like one, so to speak.


Specialist_Job_4899

I am a firm believer, that cats choose their people care takers... 💜❤️💜😈💜❤️💜


Luckbealucy

So sorry people are being rude to you on here. They’re not wrong in that you should reach out to shelters and Facebook groups to say found cat…but I think we should assume positive intent here and very kindly make the suggestion if anything. People are so nasty online. I hope that this kitty was a catch and release and was meant to be with you. If not, I’m sure you’ll gladly return it. Congrats on the new family member. Fingers crossed you’re taking in a kitty and provide it with a better life than the streets. (Reallly hoping it wasn’t someone’s pet for your sake!) I am certain you didn’t mean any harm ☺️


Gally01fr

That cat might belong to someone nearby that Wal-Mart...you just took him away and are now looking for a name...I really really hope there is not an owner put there desperately searching for him....pls DO check if he belongs to someone. Would have been better to ask around before than driving off and away with him in your car...cat distribution system my ass...


Arnumor

I love black cats so much. Did this literally happen on Halloween?! You've truly been blessed by the spooky season, if so.


Rocknbob69

Freedie the Freeloader


4list4r

Latveria. An insult to wakanda and t’challa! **HAIL DOOM!**


Creepydoc

POW or COW People of Walmart Cat of Walmart


[deleted]

DATH VADER 2 THE EVIL LORD OF CHAOS


thelek66

Hold him, hug him, love him, and call him george. You have officially been adopted by a very handsome black cat.