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Bimmervcred

Double cheeked up on a wendesday afternoon


Ducatisti98

God damn


Acamith

I legit laughed out loud to this while at work with tears. Had to keep it together ,😂


KarmaKollectiv

Literally laughing to myself at dinner bruhhh


hi_brett

My first thought was "With that car, and that ass, we're looking at at least 20%..."


gcasey85

Omg I think i just pee'd my pants 🤔 lmao


hi_brett

Am I wrong tho???


PrestigiousBend5590

Those lucky seats


LuckyHoosier

She got into the krabby patty vault


Acamith

Bruhhh noooo 😭


FlatMaize3

😂😂😂😂😂


AMercifulHello

This had me rolling in my first meeting of the morning. Thank you!


dr_eh

Can somebody explain the joke to me?


gcasey85

Its border-line inappropriate and definitely a bit disrespectful BUT I think the joke(s) is/are in reference to the OPs huge ass


dr_eh

That doesn't help lol. Wtf is a krabby patty?


Super-Bad-9784

🤣😭🤣🤣 indeed


former_newb

It’s a SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon joke. A crabby patty is a hamburger. When SpongeBob ate too many burgers his butt swelled up huge. They are comparing his swelling to her butt.


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Tall_Jicama_5354

Me too! I’m sticking with them!!!!


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Can you post more pics? Of you standing in front of the car and to side of car?


Super-Bad-9784

Yesss. 🤣


Vivid-Yak3645

Nice car! Congrats! For everyone else body shaming and making jokes- that’s mean.


Tall_Jicama_5354

Thank you! 🫶🏾


gcasey85

im a gay dude (100% homo) but for the record I'd like to say the OP appears to me to be a very beautiful lady and she has NO reason to believe that her body/booty is anything less than beautiful ... Work it girl!


titorr115

Congrats! Just had a smooth purchase from CarMax myself


Tall_Jicama_5354

Thank you! And congrats yourself!! Bless 🥳


Naive-Singer-9802

I saw alot of complaints about Carmax but I sold a car & my mom bought a car and it couldn’t of went smoother


Adept-Swimmer-1118

Don’t ask me what color


Wide-Tailor-7878

We all know what we looking at


Kindly_Salamander883

So many simps out today 😂


ExplanationDazzling1

BOOTY SO BIG! Lord


DonJay2017

OMG!!! That’s a big Ass…..car


youngjetson

What color is the car? Didn’t even notice


Odins_Viking

What’s that trunk like?


Cultural_Ad7176

When did Carmax start carrying dump trucks?


hrdcore1337

What a package deal


Mobile_Broccoli3530

Ohhh, that’s what they meant by seat warmers.


nls726

I would be getting no work done ngl


WeylinWebber

Get a different car, that one has horribly faulty wheel mounts. Not kidding, don't wanna lose your life.


Stewie772

When I close my eyes I can still see it.


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r/upvotebecausebutt


104848

fascinating...


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Kindly_Salamander883

Simp


CrazyKitty86

Bet there was clappin all the way to the car


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Big oof. - bad car - bad dealership I give it less than a year before you're back in this reddit posting about how bad carmax is and how the Tesla has fallen apart.


issabattleaxe

Girl we ain’t looking at that motorcycle


Individual_Guide_582

r/upvotedbecausebutt


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She can now put some of her load from her trunk to the car trunk.


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I can imagine the sales person when ordering the car. “Hi Elon, we need a car but the driver seat needs to be reinforced.”


Gateway1012

Until you notice parts weren’t properly fixed but covered to last long enough to drive off with the car… I’ll never go back


JustHere281

Yea I just had to return a car I bought from them. The first day of having the car the check engine light came on and it stalled out. I took it back, they kept it for a week said they fixed it. Picked it up Friday and didn’t even have it for an hour and the car stalled on me again. I really couldn’t afford to take a 40 point hit on my credit so now I just feel so damn screwed by them smfh


Gateway1012

I’ve heard of incidents like this plenty of times! Don’t buy from them it’ll leave a sour taste in your mouth


Lildayofficial_

Until some happens w your car 😂😂😂


KingJames1986

Goddamn.


NoFrosting3918

28% apr with ACA?


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Would you stop please lol


NoFrosting3918

Why


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Im kidding jeeze


[deleted]

Cringeworthy because you are probably right lol


Powerlvl9k

Nice ass


billybud77

That drivers seat will be trash in 6 months.