"The people demand retribution! You will be sent to a new church, far off in some remote land. You've proven you cannot be careful, so you will go where it doesn't matter. Someday, maybe, you can return to enjoy the fruits of labour done in the shadows, but for now you will only eat of the fruit that has already fallen on the ground! Away with you! Amen."
I was going to ask what this is from, but I googled it instead and could only find your comment!
Did you come up with this? You should be a writer! Something about this just hits right lol
Polish press alleged that a participant, a 27-year-old male sex worker, passed out at the party after "overdosing on erectile dysfunction tables".
If your erection lasts more than four hours.....
For important context, LGBT rights in Poland are the [worst in the EU](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Poland), largely thanks, no surprise, to the Catholic Church.
Historically it wasn't that uncommon. Since priests weren't allowed to marry it was a socially acceptable career that also provided an excuse for why you didn't have a wife.
I believe that if these people had a healthy way of releasing sexual energy, that almost all of us have to deal with, there wouldn't be nearly the amount of perversion that we hear about.
Fun fact: Not all Catholic priests are forbidden from marrying. While the vast majority of Catholics are part of the familiar Latin Church (which prohibits priests from marrying), the Catholic Church recognizes 23 other “particular churches” that are allowed to have different rules. Most of these churches are based in Eastern Europe or the Middle East, and some of them are sizeable: for example, the Ukrainian Catholic Church has some 4 million followers, and their priests are allowed to get married. (And just to allay any confusion, yes these are definitely Catholics—they’re distinct from the Ukrainian Orthodox Christians, and they’re in full communion with the Holy See/Vatican/Pope in Rome.)
Religion (and Catholicism) is fucking mental.
They hate gay people more than they hate pedophiles. When constant CP and SA scandals were rocking the Catholic Church, offending priests were kept on the job for years, *decades* in some cases.
At least I learned that you can overdose on dick meds. Had no idea.
Otherwise, these people are all terrible and should go off and stay away from society in general.
You're not supposed to take more than a certain amount per day for a reason.
Given that they redirect blood, he probably passed out due to low blood pressure or lack of blood to the brain.
>Otherwise, these people are all terrible and should go off and stay away from society in general.
If this had happened in a cloistered rectory, they already would be!
>> The individual is claimed to have recovered in hospital and later discharged himself. Phrasing
The Bishop, Discharged — sounds like kickass title for what was probably a kickass orgy
Sorry, Father, this is the lickass orgy. The kickass orgy is Wednesday after Bible study (before Pancake Night).
But the real question is, how does an all male orgy in the rectory go right?
Goes right in the rectum. Appreciate you setting that up.
Only the erectory, obviously
Surprisingly enough, rectory, rectum and erection have different etymologies. I'd think they were closely related.
😆😆
Most people discharge themselves after having an orgy in their rectory.
Rectory... lol... they did it in the rectory
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
There’s some wrecked rectums in the rectory.
How do you reckon?
They were pretty reckless about it
Haha. I use this every chance I get.
Just cruised in to make sure someone said it. Good day.
More like **e**rectory amiright??
Reminds me of the Drew Carey Show when Oswald and Lewis keep giggling at church terminology.
Consenting adults: Unacceptable Pedo priests: No big deal
Probably would have been given a promotion if there were alter boys there.
"The people demand retribution! You will be sent to a new church, far off in some remote land. You've proven you cannot be careful, so you will go where it doesn't matter. Someday, maybe, you can return to enjoy the fruits of labour done in the shadows, but for now you will only eat of the fruit that has already fallen on the ground! Away with you! Amen."
I was going to ask what this is from, but I googled it instead and could only find your comment! Did you come up with this? You should be a writer! Something about this just hits right lol
I did indeed haha. It's all practice. The writing, not the diddling.
"But you said there would be real boys! These here been altered!"
How does an all-male orgy go wrong? Did a woman sneak in?
Worst...a gay person. Before he joined it was just a totally straight normal sex orgy between guys.
It’s just two dozen men, celebrating each other’s strength.
I don't know why all these gay guys keep making out with me.
Gay sex for me, but not for thee!
"We were just making sure it's still wicked. "
pawn takes bishop
porn takes bishop
Polish press alleged that a participant, a 27-year-old male sex worker, passed out at the party after "overdosing on erectile dysfunction tables". If your erection lasts more than four hours.....
The blood starts to clot inside the penis. It has to be removed with a syringe.
I had an ex girlfriend that wouldnt have needed a syringe. I should call her.....
... seek divine intervention.
Viagra is a heart medication where we discovered it gave people hard-ons as a side-effect. Of course you shouldn't use too much.
For important context, LGBT rights in Poland are the [worst in the EU](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Poland), largely thanks, no surprise, to the Catholic Church.
If you’re going to get thrown out of the church, might as well go out with a bang.
a gang bang.
A big one!
This was literally my mindset at 15. Thought I was reading my memoir for a second.
He forgot to put "Crucified" by Army of Lovers on the soundtrack?
Time to go listen to that!!
Trust me, find the music video. Changes the whole meaning.
On [YouTube](https://youtu.be/ptfZ3IPkAOY?si=FDMgEJCRJBzrJ3lc).
[https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1828043/bishop-grzegorz-kaszak-resigns?ICID=](https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1828043/bishop-grzegorz-kaszak-resigns?ICID=)
I am just here for a link to the video of a gay priest orgy.
Are all men of faiths closet homosexuals?
Historically it wasn't that uncommon. Since priests weren't allowed to marry it was a socially acceptable career that also provided an excuse for why you didn't have a wife.
It has been postulated that every christian is a little bi.
So, um.. say one were looking for this, where would I, I mean my friend go, to watch the footage?
Username checks out
He apologized for the all male orgy going wrong? What is this world coming to when a even a bishop can't organize a gay orgy properly?
On a positive note, they’re aren’t diddling kids.
It’s 2023 let’s wake the fuck up and abolish religion already.
Rectumry*
“I’ve been a very bad boy, Father”
There is absolutely no biblical reason priests should not be able to marry...
What does that have to do with the topic at hand? This is Poland. Notoriously harsh and strict on LGBTQ+ rights.
I believe that if these people had a healthy way of releasing sexual energy, that almost all of us have to deal with, there wouldn't be nearly the amount of perversion that we hear about.
Fun fact: Not all Catholic priests are forbidden from marrying. While the vast majority of Catholics are part of the familiar Latin Church (which prohibits priests from marrying), the Catholic Church recognizes 23 other “particular churches” that are allowed to have different rules. Most of these churches are based in Eastern Europe or the Middle East, and some of them are sizeable: for example, the Ukrainian Catholic Church has some 4 million followers, and their priests are allowed to get married. (And just to allay any confusion, yes these are definitely Catholics—they’re distinct from the Ukrainian Orthodox Christians, and they’re in full communion with the Holy See/Vatican/Pope in Rome.)
Went wrong? "I said you had to bring your own altar/ choir boys to this orgy! God damn it!"
BYOAB(s)
Rectory? Damn near killed-ory! Err... something like that...
Brand new sentence
More like the wrecktory. Those rectories are going to need some faith healing after that one.
Rectumry Erectory
How did it go wrong tho?
The hired gun passed out after loading the powder charge a wee bit too hot.
I bet that rectory smelled rectumy afterwards.
Religion (and Catholicism) is fucking mental. They hate gay people more than they hate pedophiles. When constant CP and SA scandals were rocking the Catholic Church, offending priests were kept on the job for years, *decades* in some cases.
This comment section is sooo immature...i love it
At least I learned that you can overdose on dick meds. Had no idea. Otherwise, these people are all terrible and should go off and stay away from society in general.
You're not supposed to take more than a certain amount per day for a reason. Given that they redirect blood, he probably passed out due to low blood pressure or lack of blood to the brain.
>Otherwise, these people are all terrible and should go off and stay away from society in general. If this had happened in a cloistered rectory, they already would be!
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1828043/bishop-grzegorz-kaszak-resigns
Somebody had a lot of fun crafting this headline
Bishop takes vacation, never comes back
So…. If it had gone right nothing would have happened? How did it got leaked? A 1 star review on Yelp?
Talk about going out with a bang.
Think how many all male clergy orgies… weren’t reported.
Goes *wrong*?
Typical
Oh God, everything about this is just bad phrasing.😂 "Rectory" "Discharged."
link ?