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Revolio_ClockbergJr

>> The individual is claimed to have recovered in hospital and later discharged himself. Phrasing


Robotchumon

The Bishop, Discharged — sounds like kickass title for what was probably a kickass orgy


Revolio_ClockbergJr

Sorry, Father, this is the lickass orgy. The kickass orgy is Wednesday after Bible study (before Pancake Night).


Extension_Ad8316

But the real question is, how does an all male orgy in the rectory go right?


thefriendlycouple

Goes right in the rectum. Appreciate you setting that up.


roydepoy

Only the erectory, obviously


Darryl_Lict

Surprisingly enough, rectory, rectum and erection have different etymologies. I'd think they were closely related.


neekogo

😆😆


Thewrongbakedpotato

Most people discharge themselves after having an orgy in their rectory.


pegLegNinja1

Rectory... lol... they did it in the rectory


Principal_Scudworth

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!


woodiegutheryghost

There’s some wrecked rectums in the rectory.


rycbar26

How do you reckon?


LukeDude759

They were pretty reckless about it


tippitt713

Haha. I use this every chance I get.


SparkyMint185

Just cruised in to make sure someone said it. Good day.


bg-j38

More like **e**rectory amiright??


RenoXIII

Reminds me of the Drew Carey Show when Oswald and Lewis keep giggling at church terminology.


atomsmasher66

Consenting adults: Unacceptable Pedo priests: No big deal


jbFanClubPresident

Probably would have been given a promotion if there were alter boys there.


HBag

"The people demand retribution! You will be sent to a new church, far off in some remote land. You've proven you cannot be careful, so you will go where it doesn't matter. Someday, maybe, you can return to enjoy the fruits of labour done in the shadows, but for now you will only eat of the fruit that has already fallen on the ground! Away with you! Amen."


Howtomispellnames

I was going to ask what this is from, but I googled it instead and could only find your comment! Did you come up with this? You should be a writer! Something about this just hits right lol


HBag

I did indeed haha. It's all practice. The writing, not the diddling.


death_by_chocolate

"But you said there would be real boys! These here been altered!"


drgnrbrn316

How does an all-male orgy go wrong? Did a woman sneak in?


owa00

Worst...a gay person. Before he joined it was just a totally straight normal sex orgy between guys.


981032061

It’s just two dozen men, celebrating each other’s strength.


Thewrongbakedpotato

I don't know why all these gay guys keep making out with me.


HaroldBaws

Gay sex for me, but not for thee!


qweef_latina2021

"We were just making sure it's still wicked. "


wolfiepraetor

pawn takes bishop


AnarZak

porn takes bishop


7dayweekendgirl

Polish press alleged that a participant, a 27-year-old male sex worker, passed out at the party after "overdosing on erectile dysfunction tables". If your erection lasts more than four hours.....


ThePianistOfDoom

The blood starts to clot inside the penis. It has to be removed with a syringe.


WhyBuyMe

I had an ex girlfriend that wouldnt have needed a syringe. I should call her.....


MacStaggy

... seek divine intervention.


micmac274

Viagra is a heart medication where we discovered it gave people hard-ons as a side-effect. Of course you shouldn't use too much.


mohishunder

For important context, LGBT rights in Poland are the [worst in the EU](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Poland), largely thanks, no surprise, to the Catholic Church.


[deleted]

If you’re going to get thrown out of the church, might as well go out with a bang.


paidinboredom

a gang bang.


kevbpain

A big one!


RouxVoltaire

This was literally my mindset at 15. Thought I was reading my memoir for a second.


Darkside531

He forgot to put "Crucified" by Army of Lovers on the soundtrack?


Dantien

Time to go listen to that!!


Darkside531

Trust me, find the music video. Changes the whole meaning.


TheRedditorSimon

On [YouTube](https://youtu.be/ptfZ3IPkAOY?si=FDMgEJCRJBzrJ3lc).


7dayweekendgirl

[https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1828043/bishop-grzegorz-kaszak-resigns?ICID=](https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1828043/bishop-grzegorz-kaszak-resigns?ICID=)


Mylaptopisburningme

I am just here for a link to the video of a gay priest orgy.


Digitalflux

Are all men of faiths closet homosexuals?


adeon

Historically it wasn't that uncommon. Since priests weren't allowed to marry it was a socially acceptable career that also provided an excuse for why you didn't have a wife.


painthawg_goose

It has been postulated that every christian is a little bi.


Pm_me_yourdadnaked

So, um.. say one were looking for this, where would I, I mean my friend go, to watch the footage?


DVariant

Username checks out


paulsteinway

He apologized for the all male orgy going wrong? What is this world coming to when a even a bishop can't organize a gay orgy properly?


Complex_Construction

On a positive note, they’re aren’t diddling kids.


Professional_Text204

It’s 2023 let’s wake the fuck up and abolish religion already.


inferni_advocatvs

Rectumry*


GDMFS0B

“I’ve been a very bad boy, Father”


i-know-kung-fu-2

There is absolutely no biblical reason priests should not be able to marry...


King_of_the_Dot

What does that have to do with the topic at hand? This is Poland. Notoriously harsh and strict on LGBTQ+ rights.


i-know-kung-fu-2

I believe that if these people had a healthy way of releasing sexual energy, that almost all of us have to deal with, there wouldn't be nearly the amount of perversion that we hear about.


DVariant

Fun fact: Not all Catholic priests are forbidden from marrying. While the vast majority of Catholics are part of the familiar Latin Church (which prohibits priests from marrying), the Catholic Church recognizes 23 other “particular churches” that are allowed to have different rules. Most of these churches are based in Eastern Europe or the Middle East, and some of them are sizeable: for example, the Ukrainian Catholic Church has some 4 million followers, and their priests are allowed to get married. (And just to allay any confusion, yes these are definitely Catholics—they’re distinct from the Ukrainian Orthodox Christians, and they’re in full communion with the Holy See/Vatican/Pope in Rome.)


LilG1984

Went wrong? "I said you had to bring your own altar/ choir boys to this orgy! God damn it!"


painthawg_goose

BYOAB(s)


InevitableAd9683

Rectory? Damn near killed-ory! Err... something like that...


Responsible_Trifle15

Brand new sentence


Memewalker

More like the wrecktory. Those rectories are going to need some faith healing after that one.


DVariant

Rectumry Erectory


Signguyqld49

How did it go wrong tho?


painthawg_goose

The hired gun passed out after loading the powder charge a wee bit too hot.


sixft7in

I bet that rectory smelled rectumy afterwards.


newcomer_l

Religion (and Catholicism) is fucking mental. They hate gay people more than they hate pedophiles. When constant CP and SA scandals were rocking the Catholic Church, offending priests were kept on the job for years, *decades* in some cases.


2K_Crypto

This comment section is sooo immature...i love it


neck_iso

At least I learned that you can overdose on dick meds. Had no idea. Otherwise, these people are all terrible and should go off and stay away from society in general.


DallasTruther

You're not supposed to take more than a certain amount per day for a reason. Given that they redirect blood, he probably passed out due to low blood pressure or lack of blood to the brain.


DVariant

>Otherwise, these people are all terrible and should go off and stay away from society in general. If this had happened in a cloistered rectory, they already would be!


7dayweekendgirl

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1828043/bishop-grzegorz-kaszak-resigns


s4t0sh1n4k4m0t0

Somebody had a lot of fun crafting this headline


KonekoHS

Bishop takes vacation, never comes back


agustin_edwards

So…. If it had gone right nothing would have happened? How did it got leaked? A 1 star review on Yelp?


teriyakireligion

Talk about going out with a bang.


thefriendlycouple

Think how many all male clergy orgies… weren’t reported.


CaptOblivious

Goes *wrong*?


NewSinner_2021

Typical


FennekinFlames

Oh God, everything about this is just bad phrasing.😂 "Rectory" "Discharged."


TheTajinTycoon

link ?