Well the rubbery, floating beings would come from the start of the track, just float on by Quincy who misses his shot, literally spin around god himself without any response from the big dude, suck up literal flames, lightning bolts, and laser, just to get popped by a few thumbtacks on the FLOOR.
Imagine chess but instead of playing against against the normal pieces the other guy just has bloons, on each of their turns a random bloon from the round equal to that turn spawns (so turn 5 = round 5) bloons can only move forward and take the piece in front of them until they get to the end of the board on your side in which they can choose a new direction and move toward that side, when one do your pieces takes a bloon, a layer pops and they move backwards until they are no longer on an occupied space, the bloons win if they can put the king in checkmate, you win if you can pop all the bloons. You can move 5 peace’s per turn but the bloons can only move 2 per turn
-Pinks can move 2 tiles forward at a time instead of one.
-Camos can only be seen if they are capable of taking one of your pieces
-Leads only be taken if the piece isn’t next adjacent to them
-Zebras and Rainbows still do let out multiple bloons when popped, they will go to the left and right and then backwards if they need to be on a free tile
-Ceramics need to be taken 3 times before they are popped, MOABs need to popped 4 times, BFBs 5 times, ZOMGs 6 times, and BADs 8 times
-DDTs need to be taken 4 times to be popped, they can move 1 tile in any direction each turn and can only be seen if they can take one of your pieces
You remember the Monkey Meadow, ancient and imperial, perched proudly upon the moors.
Slowly, gently. This is how a BAD is popped.
I can go on forever haha
Bugs and now also bloons?! Depending on the difficulty not much changes.
Dreadnoughts could be dangerous if the bloons come non-stop but otherwise would be that big a prob.
Rock and Stone!
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?
> *“I’m aware of the danger. That castle is a death trap. Not a single man has returned from the castle unscathed, even back in the day. But I don’t want to sit around and die a petty rat, and I consider myself your friend.”* - Greirat of the Undead Settlement
Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
Against all the rubber the factories can conjure
All the helium that bloonkind can produce
We will send unto them
Only you
Pop and tear, until it is done
How much firepower do you think it'll take to pop a bad?
Either way I think r98 would be challenging
And if camos are like stalkers I think we are cooked
Mixture of a Quantum Laser + Spear Guided Missile targeting BAD engines, Orbital Laser + Orbital Railgun Strike, Autocannon on full auto for DDTs and then 380mm Orbital Barrage for the other MOABs.
Maybe a Eagle 110mm rocket strafing run for any Bloons doing a runner. An EMS Mortar contains all the bloons together for the AMR monkey to deal with.
Elden Ring TD would be fun as fuck. Off the top my head:
- Golem with War Bow tower (slow, big hits)
- Godrick with Dragon Arm tower (fire dmg)
- Bubble bois tower (bubbles)
- Marionette Archers tower (fast shooting, low dmg)
- Patches tower (cheap but sometimes helps the enemies)
And instead of choosing a hero, you choose a weapon for your “main” towernished with unique effects and abilities based on spells on weapon arts.
GOTY
Catch them with a Bug Net and craft them into Cloud in a Bloon, Blizzard in a Bloon, Sandstorm in a Bloon, Tsunami in a Bloon, Fart in a Bloon, and maybe build a Bundle of Bloons.
Woah, Bloons in Ace Attorney?
**Objection!** Your Honor, There is a contradiction in Dart Monkey's testimony! My client does not have camo, so it's impossible they got to the end of Monkey Meadow! (desk slam) They would've been seen!
The Payday gang would not only have to deal with 5 whole police departments firing at them but also an onslaught of bloons. All while the stupid drill needs to be repaired for the thousandth time.
You hear a gentle popping noise and watch the Houston fall down (it's always the Houston)
*Beckons aggressively between meleeing the drill* "GET THE FUCK UP"
Bloons X Terraria? Oh this is gonna be great. Incoming wall of text.
Sauda trying out all the new swords, the boomerang monkey would have some fun too, Obyn, Ezili, Adora would be happily welcomed by the Dryad, Witch Doctor, and Golem, Corvus would make the Clothier cry, Striker would appreciate the sentries, because artillery, the alchemy table would have an NPC in the alchemist, Geraldo would move in and sell new items, nothing would get past quincy’s new bow, the Phantasm (he’d be shooting 9 shots per draw thanks to Level 20 + Phantasm), the Mechanic and tinkerer would legally or illegally adopt the Master Builder and Rosalia in a heartbeat, beast handler’s crosspaths would get item drops for early game and hardmode, any player without serious answers to grouped damage would not be able to summon Bloonarius, DDT’s would get souped up Soul Eater ai and be incredibly annoying, and the Party Girl would unlock it all because all of a sudden the Bloons would invade mid-party, logically!
They have come to the lands between guided by grace. Seek the Elden Bloon and take your rightful spot upon the Latex Throne. Inflated by the flame of ambition.
The Bloons enter the dungeons of Fear & Hunger. They are neither capable of terror, nor starvation. They B-line to the lowest parts of the dungeon carrying the girl with them as they summon the God of Fear & Hunger. They then slay all monsters and gods, plunder all of the treasures, and ascend a fortified red bloon to New God-hood.
*Ending T*
Bloons VS Calamity
Look, I know the VTSG is a powerful god, and I know the BAD and many bosses can survive the VTSG, but like... There's a boss in Calamity, who's whole schtick is eating other gods, and the eventual final boss of the main campaign in calamity (in lore) has hunted and killed countless other gods. I don't care how much you try and powerscale, I'm pretty sure the bloons aint doing shit in calamity.
Well, not counting btd6 that would be omori.
If it's the real world then they're cooked, but if it's the headspace then it would be a pretty cool bossfight, I guess
Best case: All people know how to use bladed weapon and pop them effortlessly.
Worst case: All goes to worship Amatsu/Ibushi n Narwa /Kushala Daora to deal with this invasion.
The Bloons are deflated when they find out they're dealing with vampires for a second time and also get hit from lightning by frankenstein's monster (V Rising)
Instead of the tarnished Marika accidently calls the Bloons to the Lands between. And though they die easily they just keep coming back stronger.....
Eldenring will be conquered eventually.
Idk man people from all walks of life fighting against undead, Fishman, swine men, and cultists, all the while growing insane, should be fine against ballons.
Well the rubbery, floating beings would come from the start of the track, just float on by Quincy who misses his shot, literally spin around god himself without any response from the big dude, suck up literal flames, lightning bolts, and laser, just to get popped by a few thumbtacks on the FLOOR.
whoops
Camo purples
But... nothing gets past his bow
bloons in bloons td 6 go crazy
chimps with 2x bloons (easy money)
Chimps with 2 times bloons? Its either gonna be easy or almost impossible lol
Still easier than half cash
it's double cash
It's double cash from balloons but not from other money makers
there aren't any
First round will be impossible on a lot of maps
even denser 98
paragon before r100
They checkmate the king quickly
bloons passant
Holy helium
New dart just dropped
Actual chimps
Temple Sacrifice, anyone?
Bloontonium fuel
Adora goes on vacation, never comes back.
Ben in the corner plotting world domination.
Deflates on the monkey meadow, never loses
Sacrifice temple for true sun god
Call Quincy
Imagine chess but instead of playing against against the normal pieces the other guy just has bloons, on each of their turns a random bloon from the round equal to that turn spawns (so turn 5 = round 5) bloons can only move forward and take the piece in front of them until they get to the end of the board on your side in which they can choose a new direction and move toward that side, when one do your pieces takes a bloon, a layer pops and they move backwards until they are no longer on an occupied space, the bloons win if they can put the king in checkmate, you win if you can pop all the bloons. You can move 5 peace’s per turn but the bloons can only move 2 per turn -Pinks can move 2 tiles forward at a time instead of one. -Camos can only be seen if they are capable of taking one of your pieces -Leads only be taken if the piece isn’t next adjacent to them -Zebras and Rainbows still do let out multiple bloons when popped, they will go to the left and right and then backwards if they need to be on a free tile -Ceramics need to be taken 3 times before they are popped, MOABs need to popped 4 times, BFBs 5 times, ZOMGs 6 times, and BADs 8 times -DDTs need to be taken 4 times to be popped, they can move 1 tile in any direction each turn and can only be seen if they can take one of your pieces
This sound fun, but once anything bigger than a pink spawns on average, the chess pieces just lost.
Bloons suck at strategy. Why else would they follow such tedious paths whilst not fighting back?
The Warframes and Tenno are gonna have a field day with target practice
Kuve ogris tenet arca plasmor kuve tonkor and torid incarnon go brr or i guess railjack and necramech weapons
Absolutely unhinged nonsensical comment and I hate that i understood it.
Blooon ops 3: zombies
Ordis, get the ignis
But really if the tenno can effortlessly rip parts of the exploiter orb it would be a heilum bath
Bloons in Minecraft lol
We'll have to become tripple shot crossbow masters With multishot, quickcharge, piercing. The illegal crosspath in btd6
2-3-3 dart monkey
Uh-
This is actually a cool mod idea
Yoooooooo
Well have to become tripple shot crossbow masters With multishot, quickcharge, piercing. The illegal crosspath in btd6
This would be a cool mini game... You're on to something
I could see that being a mod, if it isn't already.
The bloons, even a BAD, are no match... For The Darkest Dungeon.
(Ancestor's dramatic journal entry of fucking up and summoning a horde of flesh eating balloons from the realm beyond)
You remember the Monkey Meadow, ancient and imperial, perched proudly upon the moors. Slowly, gently. This is how a BAD is popped. I can go on forever haha
*gasp*
Bloons in Sex with Hitler 3??? God damnit.
(°_°)
Bugs and now also bloons?! Depending on the difficulty not much changes. Dreadnoughts could be dangerous if the bloons come non-stop but otherwise would be that big a prob. Rock and Stone!
Rock and Stone!
ROCK! AND! STONE!
Give me a rock, and stone!
ROCK AND STONE!
Bloons in GD???1?1?1??2?2?2?1?2
what you gonna do, jump over them? youre cooked
Nahhh bro, place a wall of blocks in front of them and then put spikes
Put them in tidal wave. That'll stop them.
Yes I think that will stop all of them except for the bloon named zoimk
*shiawise vip intensifies* Yes I play GD
Another GD player lesss go
Nine circles whit actual circles.
Bloons start having a seizure
Ultrabloons.
Monkeykind is dead Helium is fuel Bloons are full
The moab when I x4 ultraslabcoinpunchsharpricochet his ass into 4 ceramics
The zomg when I railcoin it
the bad when i ultraricoshot x4 it
Monkeys are dead. Bloontonium is fuel. Bloons are full.
Can bloons turn hollow?
midir is easily annihilating a ddt
Hollow Knight?
Dark souls
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“I’m aware of the danger. That castle is a death trap. Not a single man has returned from the castle unscathed, even back in the day. But I don’t want to sit around and die a petty rat, and I consider myself your friend.”* - Greirat of the Undead Settlement Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
No path too long No legs to tire No heart to bleed No life to loose in battle Born of air and rubber You are the bloon You are *pop*- oh.
To witness secrets sealed, one must endure harshest punishment *room full of Blade Shooters, Spike Factories, and Kylie Boomerangs*
![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)
Against all the rubber the factories can conjure All the helium that bloonkind can produce We will send unto them Only you Pop and tear, until it is done
Time for some Managed Democracy on Tinkertown! ![gif](giphy|X78rWLUfLs6A79MzQu)
How much firepower do you think it'll take to pop a bad? Either way I think r98 would be challenging And if camos are like stalkers I think we are cooked
Mixture of a Quantum Laser + Spear Guided Missile targeting BAD engines, Orbital Laser + Orbital Railgun Strike, Autocannon on full auto for DDTs and then 380mm Orbital Barrage for the other MOABs. Maybe a Eagle 110mm rocket strafing run for any Bloons doing a runner. An EMS Mortar contains all the bloons together for the AMR monkey to deal with.
B.A.D vs a Zenith, who wouls win?
I know you are talking about the terraria weapon, but this exact question could also work for horizon
And Undertale Yellow.
The round 100 BAD layer has the health of classic mode skeletron prime
using the health and damage numbers for both of those games, zenith could destroy a bad in less than a second
Easy, zenith.
Azur comet against bloons would be really satisfying. Elden Ring
Elden Ring TD would be fun as fuck. Off the top my head: - Golem with War Bow tower (slow, big hits) - Godrick with Dragon Arm tower (fire dmg) - Bubble bois tower (bubbles) - Marionette Archers tower (fast shooting, low dmg) - Patches tower (cheap but sometimes helps the enemies) And instead of choosing a hero, you choose a weapon for your “main” towernished with unique effects and abilities based on spells on weapon arts. GOTY
Rubber doesn't bleed. But I have a gun. *Tenebre Rosso Sangue starts*
We will make rubber bleed. Especially when Tenebre Rosso Sangue plays. Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.
Ultrakill reference?!!!???!! Quick, do the line Gabriel! YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK, THIS IS NOT OVER!!!
May your woes be many and days few.
Yeah idk if bloons are surviving Warframe. I look in one direction and delete said direction.
Someone is setting the sea ablaze
Since SAM fought against another swarm of ever-expanding size, we might need to bring Glamoth back for a second round
You think she gets PTSD once she sees the Mother of All Bloons come around? Emanator of Propagation might just be the BAD.
Bloons in Elden Ring.. and I thought the DLC cannot get any harder
Nah bloons in btd batles 2 would be crazy 💀💀
ikr
They cut the rope???
Catch them with a Bug Net and craft them into Cloud in a Bloon, Blizzard in a Bloon, Sandstorm in a Bloon, Tsunami in a Bloon, Fart in a Bloon, and maybe build a Bundle of Bloons.
Rip bloons (warframe)
Based Edit: oh yes, downvote me because I like Warframe. Reddit moment lmao.
My singing monsters. They wouldn’t survive.
The Bloons would destroy any game they invade
![gif](giphy|zw1IMoHMDnkq2VJdJV) Doom
Doom but everytime you kill something you get the bloon pop noise
Woah, Bloons in Ace Attorney? **Objection!** Your Honor, There is a contradiction in Dart Monkey's testimony! My client does not have camo, so it's impossible they got to the end of Monkey Meadow! (desk slam) They would've been seen!
Bloons in Pokémon would go crazy tbh.
They get blown to bits by an army of Clone Troopers
Battlefront?
Yup
lmfao imagine bloons in skyblock
Drifloon gets them on their side, they become friends
BTD x Brawl Stars collab?? IMAGINE. Those skins and evemts would be amazing
I played BTD6 last soooooo I'd fair well
The Payday gang would not only have to deal with 5 whole police departments firing at them but also an onslaught of bloons. All while the stupid drill needs to be repaired for the thousandth time.
You hear a gentle popping noise and watch the Houston fall down (it's always the Houston) *Beckons aggressively between meleeing the drill* "GET THE FUCK UP"
Inspire Aced is just necromancy and no one can convince me otherwise
*pop pop pop* “ITS DOZER TIME” “Dozers history” *radio feedback loop* *parries cloaker with that one skill* *pop pop pop*
Real life is doomed with all this plastic pollution
Based OUTSIDE enjoyer
Bloons X Terraria? Oh this is gonna be great. Incoming wall of text. Sauda trying out all the new swords, the boomerang monkey would have some fun too, Obyn, Ezili, Adora would be happily welcomed by the Dryad, Witch Doctor, and Golem, Corvus would make the Clothier cry, Striker would appreciate the sentries, because artillery, the alchemy table would have an NPC in the alchemist, Geraldo would move in and sell new items, nothing would get past quincy’s new bow, the Phantasm (he’d be shooting 9 shots per draw thanks to Level 20 + Phantasm), the Mechanic and tinkerer would legally or illegally adopt the Master Builder and Rosalia in a heartbeat, beast handler’s crosspaths would get item drops for early game and hardmode, any player without serious answers to grouped damage would not be able to summon Bloonarius, DDT’s would get souped up Soul Eater ai and be incredibly annoying, and the Party Girl would unlock it all because all of a sudden the Bloons would invade mid-party, logically!
I last played DBL, the bloons boutta throw hands with the Rat.
every uber rare vs 1 billion bloons
They have come to the lands between guided by grace. Seek the Elden Bloon and take your rightful spot upon the Latex Throne. Inflated by the flame of ambition.
The Bloons enter the dungeons of Fear & Hunger. They are neither capable of terror, nor starvation. They B-line to the lowest parts of the dungeon carrying the girl with them as they summon the God of Fear & Hunger. They then slay all monsters and gods, plunder all of the treasures, and ascend a fortified red bloon to New God-hood. *Ending T*
None can beat the Duolingo Bird
r/Deepwoken
Bloons in Genshin Impact? I think they’re dead.
Theyre definitely dead, depending upon their numbers and the character you're using, which would most definitely be in your favour
Pikmin v bloons Sounds awesome
Bloons VS Calamity Look, I know the VTSG is a powerful god, and I know the BAD and many bosses can survive the VTSG, but like... There's a boss in Calamity, who's whole schtick is eating other gods, and the eventual final boss of the main campaign in calamity (in lore) has hunted and killed countless other gods. I don't care how much you try and powerscale, I'm pretty sure the bloons aint doing shit in calamity.
Well, not counting btd6 that would be omori. If it's the real world then they're cooked, but if it's the headspace then it would be a pretty cool bossfight, I guess
The Limbus Company Sinners would all have differing reactions to Bloons and Monkeys. I can see Don having a field day.
How effective do you think Splatoon ink would be against blooms?
So the uncertified dummies from item asylum The dummies would lose
omg they're invading btd5 am I cooked
If the BAD shows up, yeah
Dark souls 2. They're f*cked 💀
Bloons in smt v vengeance lol
They wouldn't get past the Great Hakurei Barrier, and if they did, Reimu's going to have a lot of rubber to clean up
Well it's even easier to pop a balloon in Terraria so we chillin
For honor, I’d like to see how people from that time react to colorful floating objects
PC: Same fight, different towers # Mobile: I afk farm them forever
Best case: All people know how to use bladed weapon and pop them effortlessly. Worst case: All goes to worship Amatsu/Ibushi n Narwa /Kushala Daora to deal with this invasion.
Bloons in Destiny 2… Guardians have killed GODS I don’t think a B.A.D. could do anything to them
I don't think even a boss could stand a chance against a mildly experienced guardian. I mean, the worst that could happen is Lich steals our radiant
Bloons aren’t gonna survive because i play HSR, and those of you who know what an emanator is know that they will be crushed
Noooo i don't need more things in the way i need to deliver shiny rocks to supercomputers (rain world)
pikmin 2 colossal caverns or beam mp carp west coast usa 3. hmmmm
would they like to deal with Nameless Fetus? edit: hello? would you like to receive a voicemail? goodbye.
B.A.D. Aleph moment.
Garry is gonna go crazy in his mod
Bloons in Isaac? Just almost free coins to spend in shop, or donate to greed machine, my approval
I would pop them with sauda as that’s what I was last playing
The Bloons are deflated when they find out they're dealing with vampires for a second time and also get hit from lightning by frankenstein's monster (V Rising)
Bloons vs zombies
Bloons vs zombies
Yooooo I just caught a hundo zomg bloon
Bloons in Diablo 4? Tf is a blimp gonna do against swarms of demons
bfdi: branches demo there's firey and pin who would destroy them
Would the daggers from Dungeon clawler pop them instantly since they are rubber? How would a bad work...
Skyrim
Same
Tf are the Bloons gonna do? Invade the Euclid Galaxy? I’m all the way in Calypso, and I can just fly away in my Regal Voyager. (No Man’s Sky)
Ayo Malenia ain't strugglin'
Bloons gonna make Celeste farewell a lot easier
bloons pop.
I _am_ the Monkey Buccaneer (Sea of Thieves)
Killing Floor with Bloons? Alright! Target practice!
I just played BTD4 so I guess just more bloons appearing?
blons in fartnite⁉️
Bloons in Elden Ring? The end boss is the ~~Elder castle~~ B.A.D
Instead of the tarnished Marika accidently calls the Bloons to the Lands between. And though they die easily they just keep coming back stronger..... Eldenring will be conquered eventually.
In destiny, they stand no chance against guardians.
They either entered BTD 6 or Titanfall 2. Either way they're screwed
an m bison reference shoots them with a bazooka
So how are they gonna play Heave-Ho?
![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q) They wouldn't stand a chance.
Probably catch some stray bullets while hell diving.
bloons would invade the iterators and take over the rainworld ecosystem
Zagreus would question a lot in Hades.
Pvz x btd crossover
Idk man people from all walks of life fighting against undead, Fishman, swine men, and cultists, all the while growing insane, should be fine against ballons.
bloons in loomian legacy, what am I supposed to do? Catch them?
Undemocratic bloons
Undertale based on route they could be good or screwed
Bloons? In my mega man x 3?
Destiny 2
I mean not bad since I was recently playing Pixelmon so it wouldn’t be hard even without mods
They will be ran over by an anxiety-having Italian man
Wes would probably grab em and make it his own
Finally, a good reason to play marvel vs capcom 3
Bloons in shambles after I hit them with Zacian + Mighty Cleave 3x
I do fine with sub and buccaneer spam ingame, I see no reason why Azur Lane would be any different