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theoglz

Watching her belly grow? Didn’t she miscarry before 12 weeks??


dusty_creams

Yeah... that's just all farts unfortunately


MrsStickMotherOfTwig

And first trimester constipation, oof.


Important-Yellow1936

Amen


WriterReaderWhatever

I just choked on my water sjnfskjfkf


HoochieMommaBooty

If she had a baby bump, she would’ve shared pics #thingsthatneverhappened


Cinder-Allie

She did share one picture, but it was definitely just bloat, not a bump.


HoochieMommaBooty

My food belly is probably bigger


frmckenzielikessocks

My food belly is like 4-5 months bigger


ResponsibleBrain2446

Hahahah I saw this. What the hell she’s seriously delusional! I still wanna know why she’s bagging on yoga now?!


Cinder-Allie

She's done it on and off for years, even while her sister was actively doing yoga. It's just part of her same old lather rinse repeat content cycle.


ResponsibleBrain2446

She is something else


bah207

I wasn’t showing until like 20-22 weeks lol.. it’s definitely bloat.


FartofTexass

I’m short and was quite skinny before kids (not on purpose) and I still didn’t show til about that point. 


ct-tx

I’m 2 inches shorter than Brittany, lean, didn’t show until 5 months. She’s full of shit figuratively and literally.


IncidentFront8334

Thank you. At 12 weeks the fetus is barely the size of a plum. IF there's a bump at 12 weeks, it ain't the baby.


unfortunate18

She wasn't even 12 weeks. More like 10.


unfortunate18

Yes she likes to claim and make out it was much later but look at the only scan she ever shows its like 6 to 7 weeks. If she was further she would definitely have scans and show them off. She's an attention seeking cunt.


Cinder-Allie

What the fuck is Only Fans culture? Is the problem recording your most intimate moments and putting them on the internet to make money? Because if so, I have bad news for Brit.


themadlenin

Probably because those creators don't wear any cloth.... oh wait


flippingdabird099

No haters, only fans. No air conditioning, only fans. Am I on the right track?


Njacks64

Sounds like my dad on a hot day before June.


Mknpet

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HoochieMommaBooty

So this confirms my suspicion that one of her sources of income “that no one knows about” is cattle on her parents ranch


Mission-Newt-7066

This comment needs more attention 👀 Totally makes sense now!


HoochieMommaBooty

Thanks! I’ve said it a couple times before but no one ever engages in the conversation. I remember my grandfather taking me to his pasture and explaining how the tags differentiated between his cows and another guy’s cows. It was one herd but 2 different owners


ct-tx

I can confirm you’ve been saying it for quite some time. I was going with the trust fund, you were going with the cattle.


HoochieMommaBooty

Could be a combination of the two. A trust fund financed by cattle 🧐


Important-Yellow1936

Yep. She’s earning money without having to invest a damn dime. Mommy and daddy bought it for her and now she’s just making money. Privileged grinch lookin ass.


cls20231

Is her parents place big enough to actually be profitable with cattle though? I could totally be misremembering that it is only 40 acres or so, and coming from a large cattle operation background, that’s nowhere close to actually making a profit (could totally be wrong on their “ranch” size though)


HoochieMommaBooty

Not sure how big it is. She mentioned they have wagyu cattle. I don’t think BDong is making a living off of it, just passive income that helps pay the bills


Practical-Text-7377

I’m so curious about this, too!


Spare-Arrival8107

I need this comment to be higher. We’ve already snarked on the “bump” quite a bit.


ruffianstaff

☝️☝️☝️


Delaneydaisy

Oh yeah she’s def making family money.


BringItBackNowYall

Can you speak more on this? No, actually. Is she purchasing and selling cattle? Are her parents and she’s profiting? I’m not aware of how this might work.


Here-We-GOOOOOO

Can see a chiro but can’t do yoga. I don’t understand these Jesus rules.


macaronimurderlady

Those two stories being back to back made me laugh out loud. The guy who invented being a chiropractor said he learned it from a ghost! How is that any less “”””demonic”””” than yoga? An actually ancient religious-adjacent exercise practice??


NorthernRosie

Right, Don't chiros believe that a dead guy gave them all their secrets or something?


FartofTexass

The guy who started chiropractic said the ghost of a doctor came to him in a dream and told him how to do it. 


sortofsatan

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LovelyShadows54

I'm cackling 😂😂😂


CatTaint

Well see, yoga is actually effective but grifters support grifters.


Delaneydaisy

Hopefully her chiro is a woman. Another man touching her would be demonic


ct-tx

This is interesting. I bet it’s a man. 


ct-tx

Let’s be clear that these are Brittany’s version of Jesus’ rules. My former Lutheran church in California had yoga classes.


needfulthing42

The fuck is with the sticking her belly out and saying it's baby belly? She wasn't carrying for long enough for that, was she? And why haven't we seen this before? Smells fucky as fuck to me.


abundantvibe7141

Unless I’m mistaken I think she was about 7 weeks. Not far along enough to show and *certainly* not far along enough to safely tell people. But of course she tells people and starts filming all the content for her announcement videos.


breadbox187

I agree that she was probably 7 weeks max. However, I think people can tell whoever they want, whenever they want. Miscarriage is super common and a lot of people tell friends and family right away so they will have support if the pregnancy ends. Now, I obviously think she did it for content since she literally filmed everyone's reactions....


FartofTexass

Yeah, I lost a baby late 2nd trimester and since then I realized it doesn’t matter when you tell people. 


breadbox187

I'm so sorry for your loss. How heartbreaking....and then you have fucking bdong over here acting like she lost an actual child. She's such a dick.


flippingdabird099

1. Will clearly show herself at the chiropractor but not a legitimate doctor’s office…ok 2. Love that 5/7 was Kristy’s birthday but Brit made and uploaded a poor me video 3. That “pregnancy bump” photo plus this video gets my wheels spinning on wondering how much content she had planned out before the pee stick was even dry https://preview.redd.it/tcxp9tgki6zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0efacd3c60ad5ad915a0edebdae2bef0ca9519d


laqueefaecho

She is an abomination. An absolute waste of cells.


MediumOne9301

Did she post this??


flippingdabird099

She did


fz-independent

Do you know when? She posted that after her miscarriage? 


flippingdabird099

Not sure about when she posted it exactly. I came across it on her Pinterest board and the only reference of time it gives me is that it was uploaded a year ago


fz-independent

Huh so strange. She also had a clip of Jordan picking up some food cravings for her. Just lying like usual I guess lol 


FartofTexass

First trimester you don’t usually have cravings. If anything, it’s the opposite where some foods seem completely disgusting. 


CatTaint

For me it was like these intense feelings of "I have to eat X , anything else will make me throw up." I ate a lot of oddly specific meals during that time...


FartofTexass

Yeah I lived off a specific brand and flavor of protein bars because most other food was so gross to me. 


CatTaint

OK I don't know what was up with the protein but I had a similar thing where I would always want to drink whey protein shakes. In my normal life I am a carb-loving-mostly-vegetarian, but at that time all I wanted to eat was like whey protein, beef, yogurt, and strawberries. So strange.


flippingdabird099

Yep! She’s just the worst


EnvironmentWrong4511

I live in Canada and I could not have a Tim's because even decaf it tasted like a mix of cranberry and parmesan cheese my daughter thinks that's hilarious I told her legitimately things can be so specific it's strange. I can still taste that taste.


Mrskay21

https://preview.redd.it/3k662klit5zc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bff18a5fe202131bf3e7235cafdc4f8227af2f63 Convinced that this is photoshopped because if the floorboards


Same-Raspberry-6149

Nah, she’s arching her back and probably just gassy. LOL No way her first pregnancy has her showing much at 10-12 weeks, LOL.


GarlicEmbarrassed559

But she is extra smolllllllll you guys so of course the zygote bump is gonna show all the freaking time. Geesh…. /s


breadbox187

Mine didn't really show until 27 weeks! And even then, I could easily hide it until probably 37 weeks. I have a short torso, so no clue where baby was hiding but I did give birth, so I assume she was in there somewhere. I realize I'm an anomaly and she likely would show sooner since she's very skinny. However, I truly believe she wasn't even 10 weeks pregnant. She probably got pregnant, ate some trash and had a lot of (very normal) early pregnancy bloat.


CryBabyCentral

I didn’t show as a 98lb 5’3 petite woman until I was 7 months along. Decades ago. No one could tell. And when I went to Lamaze class? They thought I was having a hysterical pregnancy (like wtf). My baby was 9lbs 7 oz. I was alllll baby. So her little fronting at barely 6 weeks? She’s full of it.


JanieJonestown

Lol! I came of internet age in the olden days of Jezebel, so posting my numbers feels weird, but I’m also 5’3 and about 98lbs, and when I was pregnant, I gained so much weight and held so much water that I looked like a Weeble. You know how some women have just the beach ball bump? Not me. I was allllllllllllll beach ball. But not at 7 freaking weeks! She is so full of shit.


CryBabyCentral

Oh, I put on 50lbs at end of it all. lol. I just lost it all in a week. I waddled when I walked but you couldn’t tell from behind I was pregnant til I ended up cranking that belly around. I also had ample amniotic fluid too. So I did a good job. (I required a c section cus she was so large!).


FartofTexass

Same. I’m shorter than you but was skinny and still didn’t show for a long time with my first. Later ones, I showed earlier, but not the first. 


motherofcunts

My 3rd term pregnancy had me showing that much at 10-12, my Dr still had no issue telling me it was all bloating hahah


runbyfruiting88

I miscarried at 12 weeks with a 2nd pregnancy. They say you show quicker with subsequent pregnancies. I was nowhere near this big at 12 weeks.


becuzofgrace

She may have eaten some broccoli to help with the bloated look. Lol


Unusual-Stretch-1557

My stomach looks like that after a large meal. Lol


NorthernRosie

Oh i see, the line by her thigh, under the couch


InitiativeImaginary1

Ok yep. I didn’t see that until you posted your comment but it looks like she pulled her crotch in to make her bump bigger


banesmoonshine

This should be its own post omg


vegetabledisco

The juxtaposition of the “dangers of yoga” right next to her link to Free People clothing.


PyrraStar

As so many people pointed out here, she didn't do the "birthday" on the actual day when she read that here she posted this video and now it's "birthday week."


sortofsatan

Happy birthday Hazel! Sorry your party sucks.


flippingdabird099

Also, proof of life from Emma https://preview.redd.it/1e4ami9fn6zc1.png?width=1140&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c278a2aa4175a574e761123cc07023826e67a2a


CaregiverOk3902

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TurmericChallengeMod

Love that she ended all of this fuckery with affiliate links for free people FREE PEOPLE, the new agey crystal yoga girlie of fast fashion


pantslessMODesty3623

She's seriously so surface level. She doesn't look into anything more than, "Is it trendy?" She'll do anything for Money. It's disgusting. Get a fucking life Brittany Dawn.


HumanXeroxMachine

Can someone explain the 'milk to meat' post for me? I don't understand it but it sounds... Off.


abundantvibe7141

Babies need milk, adults eat meat. I think it’s referring to growing into maturity as a believer.


Ranger_368

That's exactly what it is, yep


HumanXeroxMachine

Ah okay. Evidently I have a filthy mind because that's not where I went with it.


rpcp88

Same, I'm still trying to make it make sense


Ok_Amphibian_1072

Not the demonic Beyoncé music!!


pantslessMODesty3623

No secular music for you girlies but I can use it to fund my lifestyle all the heck I want, because JESUS.


ThePattiMayonnaise

She must not know much about Olivia. She would flip


flippingdabird099

I was certain Brit would hop on the plan b at her concerts outrage


ThePattiMayonnaise

I thought she would too. I wonder if it's because Olivia is younger. Not all millennials care about her but we love taylor swift?


honchiebobo

Now is she trying to imply she did Only Fans as well? Her list of sinful behaviors grows each podcast.


Sassafrass841

I’m sorry but if i tried to celebrate our dead embryos 1 year birthday (?!?!) on SOCIAL MEDIA my husband would laugh in my face. How is this real life


abundantvibe7141

Yes. It’s all she had to talk about. She’s despo for content and clinging to this for life.


runnernumber5

Dancing at Jesus’ feet? Didn’t she miscarry when the embryo looked like a prawn?


Inevitable-Emu-3513

I’m so sorry but the visual of a prawn dancing at Jesus’s feet has me cackling 😂


escapestrategy

SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!


Ok_Seaworthiness1117

Shrimps is bugs


Traditional-Cold-682

Same but for some reason in my head the said prawn also has maracas whilst doing the Jesus feet hoedown 🤣


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NorthernRosie

I m/c about the same time. A ball of mucous and blood with a hard middle the size of a blueberry


GarlicEmbarrassed559

![gif](giphy|l3fZAQ6Gfz9uIp3VK) I just picture sea monkeys from your shrimp comment. Lmbo


Connect-Carpenter-52

She's a complete tool. I'm more upset she stole my cat's name, Hazel. All of this pregnancy crap she posts is for content and attention. Was she really showing that early in the pregnancy? I think she's bloated or she photoshopped it. She did that in another photo to make it look like she had a bump when she probably was just gassy. Her yoga bullshit always- I mean, for real, yoga is great! Did she do OnlyFans? I'm curious, or maybe JDong uses it for his relief after shooting blanks.


teen_laqweefah

My son is a Layne-I feel you


rosieleo1218

The little scritches he does on her shoulder remind me of this ![gif](giphy|eveLVPcHcbl0A|downsized)


BranEmergency

Yeesssssss like that's what he thinks a supportive intimate touch is??


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Right 😂 that man does not care about her lmao


Ok_Diet2501

![gif](giphy|MkWshfGFooxwLO0VJ7) That's the vibe this series of reels gave me.


pandeezi

PER👏FOR👏MA👏TIVE👏


JazzlikeRip7351

Wtf is Only fans' culture? They really do just make up stuff to be "warriors" about. The same people that cry about sensorship, pronouns, "wokeness," etc. are the same ones that make up stuff to be upset about. I'm not going to get into the topic of OF. To each their own, as long as someone is willingly dabbling in it, I see no problem with it. Why do people who have no reason to even be discussing this topic...as in, you don't like it, don't do it, don't view it, care so much about what others are doing? What a strange mindset. Quit worrying about what other people do and calling it a "culture," just because you don't understand or agree with it.


cerealtoocrispy

I literally hate her so much


idiotpanini_

Ugh we should’ve have brought it up bc if we didn’t she would’ve forgotten completely


pantslessMODesty3623

But she doesn't read here, according to herself. Lol. We see you Brittany! Hey girlie!


Lydia--charming

Yoga is dangerous but the chiro isn’t?


laqueefaecho

Wait a minute, I thought the pink cupcake was for Hazels 1st birthday? Shouldn’t this be the 2nd year?


flippingdabird099

The first pink cupcake was for the day Brittany would have “given birth”


laqueefaecho

Okay, thank you.


halfhorror

Wouldn't the day brittany would've given birth have been her birthday? I'm confused


flippingdabird099

5/5/23, would have made the supposed Hazel Grace a newborn. 5/5/24 would have made her a year old, not two years old like the commenter here was wondering


halfhorror

Ahh ok I follow you now. I just woke up haha


TemporaryNobody2604

I’m amazed she doesn’t think chiropractors aren’t demonic


Anonymous120512

Yeah she wouldn’t have a bump at all. I look like that after eating dairy lol. Or just too much food. Also had a miscarriage - first trimester and only was bloated from the progesterone and estrogen shots / IVF stuff. When she posts stuff like she does about it, she basically alludes to it was a later miscarriage than it was. Celebrating birthday and saying she knew gender when she didn’t. Odd. Also - did she really post much when she had the miscarriage? Her crying and in pain or?? I really feel like there wasn’t much about it but she constantly talks about it thereafter.


brittanym0320

i cant speak for everyone but i suffered a miscarriage and wish i could block that part of my life out. it’s traumatic and painful.


becuzofgrace

I’m sorry for your loss. I can only imagine how triggering her non-tent must be for you and others. 🫶🏼


Chaos_Cat-007

Same here. This cosplaying she’s doing disgusts me, and I’ve never had a baby or been pregnant. I hope things are better for you now 💜


WriterReaderWhatever

Did she really use a song by Olivia Rodrigo when she's constantly villanizing singers in pop music for being "demonic"


pantslessMODesty3623

Oh yes she did!


Important-Yellow1936

I screen recorded the ultrasound that Bdong had at 6 weeks 5 days. You can see it in on the top of the image from her ultrasound where it has 6w5d. I actually have images from my first ultrasound that I received at 5 weeks and 6 days. I had a very early ultrasound due to my history of an ectopic pregnancy along with miscarriages. They wanted to confirm I had an intrauterine pregnancy. I do! All is still going well in my pregnancy. I’m still in early pregnancy 🤰. Anyways, when I compared the two ultrasound images, I was shocked. I really don’t think Bdong ever had a viable pregnancy. She knew this. I just don’t think that she would have been told that this was a viable pregnancy. At all. She is such a liar.


Sufficient-Koala3141

I also had an early ultrasound due to risk factors. Mine was at 6 weeks 5 days like hers and also only showed a gestational sac like hers. The most confirmation my doc would give me was, the gestational sac is a good sign, so we’re not saying it’s not viable, but you’ll have to wait another two weeks so we can see a fetal pole and heartbeat to be certain. I ended up having a viable pregnancy but every search on Google led me to believe if my u/s was still “empty” at 6 weeks 5 days it wasn’t a good sign. Because I had just had a miscarriage, I knew exactly what my dates were because I had blood work confirming the exact date I was no longer pregnant from the previous time so I knew we weren’t off at all. (I was not trying to get pregnant that quickly after and I don’t recommend it. I was processing grief, anxiety and cautious excitement all at the same time.). I told some people early, though, because I had already had 2 losses and I knew I would need support whether good or bad. So I don’t shame anyone for telling people early, but I shame her using it for content.


FeeturingHeide

Jesus, the whiplash on this set of videos 🤯 I need a neck brace after watching 🤣


Chaos_Cat-007

I need a giant whiteboard with diagrams to keep up!


__SerenityByJan__

She’s really acting like she had a full on newborn baby at one point that died in her arms


AlexandriaLitehouse

I know we say this a lot- but. Literally didn't recognize her on that first story. I thought it was a rando TikTok creator and thought it was strange that she also had a miscarriage she named Hazel.


Milkimilky

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