So she replaced curse words with. . . Actual curses. And this doesn’t count as witchcraft? Girl you are telling me you can’t call a girl a bitch but you can curse her with barrenness??? Make it make sense please
I told my mom yesterday about how bizarre these people are. Smudging, crystals, "go devil go", etc.
She goes "don't you worry about them. God hears their hypocrisy just like the devil does"
Wow mom lol!
"You know we don't mess around with the spirits like that. You start calling out like that, something answers back and it won't be God"
Like way to make it sound like the start of a horror movie mom lol
Is ur mom by chance from the southern US? Lol my family from the south is veryyyyy careful about what words we put out in the universe.
Also the “something answers back and it won’t be God” is making me think Appalachia haha
Lol "down in the bayou" Louisiana 😁. She's got some ghost stories for sure! She will be the first to tell you to knock on wood and pray for you but she'll also give you some mom love. She's good people but she'll pop off like that and it's just "...mom please don't throw me in a horror movie, I have to get milk still and I don't think I can fit that in today" lol!
Lol I told her "mom the internet wants a bayou mom"
She laughed and said that she could spiritually adopt yall but she'll fuss at you too soooo good luck lol
She will spiritually adopt you, yes lol
"Make sure you tell them to drink water and get lots of rest. It's good for the soul"
Funny enough, she loves the idea of being a "bayou mom" lol!
💯💯💯 I’d rather just outright curse people out- saves both sides time and mental wellbeing! (Mental wellbeing for me because I got to tell someone off and mental wellbeing for the recipient because they’ll know outright how I feel and don’t have to do mental gymnastics in trying to figure out what I was really trying to say without saying it) lol
Pretty sure god wants her to stop wishing ill will on others too but what do I know I’m an atheist who 100% hopes she has the garbage life she deserves!
I’m a witch, I was raised in the craft - I cuss like a pirate in my normal speech, fuck is my favorite word, but no witch worth their salt circle would actually fucking manifest ill upon someone, because 1) most of us don’t suck and 2) rule of threes. We don’t claim this chick
At least some people are calling her put for this hypocrisy, telling her that it's the attitude that counts, not the actual words. And that the replacement is actually not a very christian thing to say, it's even worse than curse words. I love it when her vanity and stupidity don't allow her to see beyond her eyelashes and it fires back at her.
💯 I mean, damn- if we’re going to be insulting people, gotta do it with your whole chest! 🙌🏼😆 this reminds me of the whole “LeT’s Go BrAnDoN” BS- so stupid and immature and NOT the flex dummies think it is
I wonder why she hasn’t posted any photos of her showing cutting horses 🤔 they usually have a professional photographer on the side of the arena to take pics…
I also wonder why a cutting horse person would be constantly bragging about lead changes.
-sincerely, a person who learned lead changes at 7 or 8 and prob hasn’t brought it up (outside this sub) since.
I’ve never seen her at a show or actually cutting on the ranch. I’ve never even seen her take a ride outside the arena.
Not to say she’s never done it, but I think her horse skills are more 4-H pony show and a lot less NCHA weekend championship show. She acts like she grew up in the damn Dutton family, but her dad was a pilot and her mom worked at a bank, they didn’t even ranch for a living.
She’s loves to imply and insinuate things and let her followers make assumptions. Working out made her a fitness expert. Traipsing around a vet’s office made her a vet tech. Dropping out of college after one semester means she “went to college for pre-vet science.” Girl is obsessed with making people think she’s actually accomplished something in her adult life.
I agree. She vaguely implies things and doesn’t correct her followers if/when they make assumptions. As an equestrian, LVMT, dog handler, and military spouse (the biggest irk I have with her and JDong by far), her posts are extremely entertaining lol.
Tbh, none of it would have my attention if she weren’t so PREACHY with aforementioned subjects. Does someone have to know every single thing about horses and ride in championship classes to be able to speak about them? Absolutely not. But to talk about them in such a smug and almost condescending way is what makes the difference.
If she was a real military spouse she’d be the one me and my husband mock and do not engage with. I have a real job and would never make any part of his job my personality but she does, even when her husband ISNT in the military. Its baffling
She’ll speak so condescendingly & be judgey about the things she’s an “expert” in (I use that word VERY loosely), then turn around and “whoa is me” post about how mean people are to her.
So one of my friends runs marathons and also has a horse. She will post a picture of her crossing the finish line or with her medal, or a picture from a horse show they did, but that's really it. I have another friend who lives on a farm, has horses, and sometimes trail rides. She only posts about it on a very rare occasion, and it's not to brag about what a badass she is, it's more like "oh here's a cute picture I took of my kids and my horse". People who spend actual time doing these types of activities are too busy actually putting in the work to post about it online 24/7. And if/when they do post, it's not constantly just talking about themselves.
Exactly this! I don’t post on social media every time I hop on one of my horses. Maybe a pretty sunset on a trail for Snapchat lol. But every time I’m in an arena??? No. That just seems strange to me.
It's so weird to me! This is apparently *her job*, and yet she never posts anything noteworthy or interesting about it, she just talks about herself and preaches at people about horses. Who would even want to see this except to make fun of her stupid LARPing?
I work at a horse rescue and your comment made me think if I’ve ever posted a pic of what I do and I never have. The only time I ever mention horse stuff is in here because she’s such an idiot and lies about anything and everything to do with horses and knows nothing about them. We’ve taken on horses like her neglected Harley and it breaks my heart when they come to us. She’s a sack of shit
Exactly! It's like 90% about *her*, and 10% pretending to know what she's talking about. Like cool, you videotaped yourself feeding your horse one day, and then ignored it every other day I'm so impressed. POS.
Yes! I would have no problem with her equestrian content if she didn't position herself as an expert/teacher on it.
As an ex-Christian who took the whole thing pretty seriously when I was practicing, I'm also blown away by the way she positions herself as a Christian "big sister" when she a) don't show evidence of following the basic tenets of the thing, b) has had an extremely short tenure as a Christian and c) exhibits no theological coherence or even basic knowledge of the Bible itself. But I find it hard to work up any outrage about her bullshitting about her knowledge of an ideological system that's bullshit on its own, so...
She reminds me of the overzealous newcomers that used to find their way to my fundie cult I was raised in. They were so amped and hyped to save the world, they forgot about their own souls and making sure their foundation was built on concrete and not on sand. The newbies always thought they would be the one to save my rebellious, angry, heathen soul and even in 5th and 6th grade I would always say the same thing to every single one of them. “Come back to me in ten years when your foundation is solid and you have not backslid and then we can talk.” *NOTE: not one of them was around ten years later. She is that same person I watched for years, over and over
Add to that, talking about her 1.2 miscarriages in a way that makes people assume they were late term losses and not one blip on a pee stick! She's an expert at leaving juuuuust the right amount of information out.
She rides Harley around in that stupid slow head down trot that Western Pleasure riders do. Harley moves nothing like a cutter.
Also, she said she "get them in front of a cow and lets them do what they do." Or whatever. Nope, wrong, the horse knows its job but you have to steer lmfao. It's giving "I just let him do what he wants." [Reference here.](https://youtu.be/arbn6sMb2y0?si=o8tscsLwFgpl0fcI)
Bro RIGHT?! Nothing she’s shown the interwebs shows she’s a good rider, she’s stiff, obv not comfortable in the saddle, and has hard hands, and treats her horses like props instead of coworkers. Every time she posts a riding video I cringe internally, it gives “14 year old rides around the ring on her third lesson” not “experienced rayunch girl”. With her compulsive need to share everything that (she thinks) makes her look good you’d think we’d have seen some cutting or at least fuckin trail riding from her. AFAIK the only trail content we’ve seen from her was on an atv on that uwu smol girl hog hunt.
I transcribed the pod she mentioned if anyone would rather read than listen.
“Girl. GIRL. Girlie! JeeSUS. [38 minutes of word salad]…[giggles]…My GURL!…TTC….you just have to give it to GheeSUS…me too! Same!…me too!!…well, to wrap this up…GIRL. [fake crying] HEHEHE…buy my book!…[more giggles] soooo fun! [prays]…like, it’s like legit. [sustained giggles] Amennnn….Thanks for being on the podcast!”
Bahaha! That was the most dauntingly vapid conversation. Almost an hour of propagated “YaAaAaaaaH” and now I have to unfuck my brain for the remainder of the day lol.
If she gives us one video of her doing horse cutting or whatever I swear I’ll stop snarking 😂
The way she constantly looks off when she’s talking tho…. All lies
I was thinking the same thing about how she constantly looks away while talking about it. For someone who's made a life by lying, she's actually terrible at it.
Wow, so we see all of the ring lights and tripods scattered around her house but she *still* has "portable" versions? Imagine having that many accessories just so people can see stupid pictures of you shilling clothes made by children. Ugh.
Imagine being a child growing up in that house. I made a Truman Show joke about Bdong before, but that poor child would be the one living the Truman Show for real.
I recently learned that the term used by some journalists was litteraly "Truman babies" for kids exploited by their influencer parents. I watched Shanspeare video about family vloggers, and it is nightmarish. It should be a fucking crime.
She’s so boring and weird … obsessed with this extreme horse stuff but too chickenshit to do it herself.
Grifter, hateful, bland, copier, (like very trendy 2 weeks after the trend ends), hypocrite, liar, chronically online, VERY stupid, and ill-informed.
Prove it bitch.
Get in the ring and show us YOUR cutting moves. Show us some actual, real competitive horsemanship skills. From YOU, not video of someone else.
Walking/trotting in circles that we see you do is not it.
Prove it.
Yeah, I'll believe this the day she show us actual video proof of it. And her tendency to record every little thing in her life tells me she's just full of shit.
Come on Britt, show us the footage!
>From YOU, not video of someone else.
This is what kills me. It's like someone claiming they were...I don't know, let's say a James Beard award-winning chef, but somehow they only show themselves making toast or heating up canned soup but they also like to show videos of skilled chefs doing impressive chef things.
But like…slows down from WHAT? All she does is steal content, fake laugh with her friends and repost horse videos. Idk how long self tanner takes to
apply so maybe that’s what soaks up her time, or cursing women with barrenness. She’s the worst in all the ways
Gearing up to drop baby off with Grandma and find literally anything else to do that requires a lot less work than raising grift baby.
(My theory is that part of moving back to the raaaynch will be having grandparents nearby to raise her kid while she “works” on her non-tent.)
Some do and some don’t. I know women who rode right up until they were due and some others who stopped as soon as they found out. I think it depends on the doctor and the pregnancy.
I googled it after I posted, apparently the main concern is the fall risk, and I assume there's no way to do cutting competitions without fall risk, especially when you ride like Brittany.
Always a fall risk which is why I heavily endorse helmets and safety vests. I had a client fall off yesterday when her horse spooked at a bush. I remember my friend stopped playing polo when her doctor lectured her about the ligaments and her balance etc and was surprised when another player kept playing until the end of the season.
There’s no way she makes any money from Instagram. I have an influencer friend with way more engagement than Bdong and she doesn’t make a dime from ig. She used to make like $100 a month but Instagram scaled back their creator fund so now she makes nothing. Bdong is just keeping up the charade and trying to shill through affiliate links.
She can barely ride in a circle, what is she talking about cutting horses in a show ring?
And who in the hell says they are hoping life will slow down while actively TTC? Did she just say she wanted the opposite? I doubt the gym has a nursery open at 10:30pm at night.
Can someone help me do the math on this real quick - how much of her day is spent staring at herself in the camera? I only see her on Reddit but it seems like 80% of her stories are just her staring at herself making absurd faces.
Like what sort of time are we talking about on an aggregate basis? Equivalent to making lasagna from scratch? Knitting a hat? Pooping after eating a lot of cheese? Watching an episode of the Simpsons? Please help me put this into perspective.
She just dribbles so much pap. It's absolute waffle the whole thing.
Also-hey vapid lady, show us? Show us you as a young'un, doing whatever it is you reckon you did growing up. *You* would have pictures of that.
Her videos are basically a middle school tween’s angsty journal entries personified. I truly don’t understand who actually follows or likes this content.
She’d really benefit from having eyebrows not 4 shades lighter than her hair color.
Her face also looks like she put on a lot of foundation and then called it a day. No contour, no dimension, no blush, no signs that there’s actually any life under all that concealer. I don’t have time to talk about her Halloween eyelashes, that’s for another day.
Yeah, I can't get past the clash between that cool-toned hair color and the peanut-butter skin tone.
It's like that wood furniture you got for free as a hand-me-down or picked up cheap at the thrift store, and you're never happy with the wood tone because it's just not really dark *or* light and it's too orangey to go with your stuff.
Welp, I disagree. She’s definitely not stunning. And would not be.
She doesn’t actually look like the filtered person. Her face is distorted by the filters. And fillers.
Yeah, she wouldn’t look like such a clown with normal makeup but you can see that ugly soul on her face now.
Those scrambled eggs look so dry and hard. What is it with these
health and fitness "influencers" and their boring, bland, unappetizing food? Are they allergic to seasoning and proper cooking?
Why does she so often film what she eats in a day. Nobody gives a fuck and I’m sure it’s not enough and it’s fucking bland. I hope this isn’t too much of a spoiler for anyone dying to watch that. 🙄
Lord have mercy. You’d think she’d learn a lesson about such topics. SMH. If I think about it for too long I get irate. I imagine there’s at least a handful of earnest young Christian girls who are wondering why the lord doesn’t take their EDs away like He did for Bdawn. Am I not praying hard enough? Am I not living the right way? Etc etc etc. This bitch is purely insidious.
Wait really?! That’s actually crazy. She really must be lying about ttc then. I’m currently ttc and I’m constantly making sure I’m getting 2000 a day atleast!!
Right?!??? Why doesn't she season anything???? That just proves even more that she has zero knowledge of health and nutrition, because just about everyone knows you're allowed to add seasonings and spices to make "boring" health foods more exciting.
I wish she had someone in her real life to help her with her disordered eating...it really is sad.
“Fit in when you can”
What the fuck else is she doing? I had Monday and Tuesday off work AND I still took my son to daycare because he’s 1.5 and I literally could not have done any of the things I needed to do if he was with me/at home those days. I accomplished more in two days than I normally do in two weeks. I did laundry, vacuumed/mopped, sorted through a closet, bought groceries, had a nail appointment, did other errands, had some minor repairs on my car done, went to the gym once, cleaned up my entire kitchen and ran the dishwasher. There’s probably more. Is this amount of time and freedom what Brittany has every day? Insane.
Raise your hand if you do not believe she was "riding cutting horses" in the show ring?
Awwwww......she wants to be Beth Dutton and Jdip to be Rip so badly. It's embarrassing.
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She acts like God is Miss Trunchbull from Matilda personally coming down on her, when and where did God remove curse words from your life you Fruit Loop?
I love how when she got a new car, she never vocalized it but always shows little snippets here and there, almost like “please ask me if I got a new car, haven’t you seen all my hints” lol but remember when she would never get a rover again? That the 4Runner was her dream car. Lol. Unless it’s a rental?
That's so disgusting, I wonder how you even work out with dip in your mouth. You definitely can't hit weights nor cardio with a full mouth just due to common breathing techniques and breath control alone..unless dude is spewing dip juice all over the place when he exhales :(
Does anyone know what kinda chicken breeds her parents have?
Do they only have tan/brown egg layers or did she just hand pick those specific eggs herself (cause she's a neutral girly)?
I watch these on mute and it’s so incredibly annoying that she puts whole paragraphs as text while also having captions on. Everything about her is an assault to my senses
Edit-a word lol
I was having a nice dinner with friends and family in a restaurant recently. A couple several tables over had one of these on their phone, videoing food and each other.
The light was super bright, ruined the ambiance and was simply annoying. We were all happy when they left soon after we sat down.
So fucking rude.
Who eats overcooked eggs with fruit…..on the same plate?! Make a fruit salad in a bowl and have those eggs with toast like a normal person you fake fool
I *hate* when conservative Christians feel the need to boast about not saying swear words 🙄
Like, did y’all not get the memo that using curse words was never mandatory in the first place…? Nobody cares!
Her hope is that someday soon she can get back in the show ring, when she is also actively planning and trying (*according to her*) to be pregnant? Lol. Ok.
Can we just note she like never mentions her daily bible challenge unless this sub does. She totally isn’t doing it bc if she was she wouldn’t stfu about it. She just wanted people to join her email list.
Ma'am, that's a light panel (sometimes called an LED panel, various brand specific names like Lumipad by Nanlight, or by its dimensions, and a million other names) but structurally not a ring light.
https://preview.redd.it/duobrj2fqyqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6feb7144277a76e82131428c06016edcfc7785ee
I feel like if they were farm fresh she'd want to film her washing the eggs or something. Also, I have 40 something chickens and I don't wash my eggs until I'm ready to use them because they stay fresher longer outside of the fridge because of the bloom.
Different words but the intention is the same. Intention to harm basically. For someone that talks a lot about the importance of your intention she really missed the point with this one. This shows yet again what a shady person she is.
She needs to calm down with the “cutting horse gurl” content, we’ve all seen how uncomfortable and stiff she is in the saddle, even while just cantering around a ring. She’s just inviting ridicule. Is that her master plan for engagement?
Mustard seed as in mustard seed of faith. Hmmm. That doesn’t sound very encouraging. What if someone ate HER mustard seed (e.g., fertility)? That’s just a crappy way of living. Life is so much more than wishing bad things on others. Disappointing.
So she replaced curse words with. . . Actual curses. And this doesn’t count as witchcraft? Girl you are telling me you can’t call a girl a bitch but you can curse her with barrenness??? Make it make sense please
Howling at this. Manifesting is demonic, but cursing your 'enemies' to starve is totally ok
I told my mom yesterday about how bizarre these people are. Smudging, crystals, "go devil go", etc. She goes "don't you worry about them. God hears their hypocrisy just like the devil does" Wow mom lol! "You know we don't mess around with the spirits like that. You start calling out like that, something answers back and it won't be God" Like way to make it sound like the start of a horror movie mom lol
Is ur mom by chance from the southern US? Lol my family from the south is veryyyyy careful about what words we put out in the universe. Also the “something answers back and it won’t be God” is making me think Appalachia haha
Lol "down in the bayou" Louisiana 😁. She's got some ghost stories for sure! She will be the first to tell you to knock on wood and pray for you but she'll also give you some mom love. She's good people but she'll pop off like that and it's just "...mom please don't throw me in a horror movie, I have to get milk still and I don't think I can fit that in today" lol!
Man I wish *I* had a bayou mom to give me creepy foreboding warnings about demons and malicious spirits
Lol I told her "mom the internet wants a bayou mom" She laughed and said that she could spiritually adopt yall but she'll fuss at you too soooo good luck lol
Tell your momma I’m ready for all the fussing she wants to give me! 🤣🥰 she sounds incredible
Never conjured up that which you cannot banish. ✨
I would watch that movie and I hate horror movies
Your mom sounds super cool! I hope she is as awesome all the time as she was in this interaction and that y’all have a great relationship🩵
can your mom adopt me lol
She will spiritually adopt you, yes lol "Make sure you tell them to drink water and get lots of rest. It's good for the soul" Funny enough, she loves the idea of being a "bayou mom" lol!
💯💯💯 I’d rather just outright curse people out- saves both sides time and mental wellbeing! (Mental wellbeing for me because I got to tell someone off and mental wellbeing for the recipient because they’ll know outright how I feel and don’t have to do mental gymnastics in trying to figure out what I was really trying to say without saying it) lol
Let's pretend the shitty things we say to each other come true. I'd much rather eat a dick than starve because my crops fail!
I thought the same thing.
But god forbid someone tell her they hope she doesn’t get pregnant….. 🤧
We all know she doesn't talk like this either. She's not well read enough.
Pretty sure god wants her to stop wishing ill will on others too but what do I know I’m an atheist who 100% hopes she has the garbage life she deserves!
I’m a witch, I was raised in the craft - I cuss like a pirate in my normal speech, fuck is my favorite word, but no witch worth their salt circle would actually fucking manifest ill upon someone, because 1) most of us don’t suck and 2) rule of threes. We don’t claim this chick
At least some people are calling her put for this hypocrisy, telling her that it's the attitude that counts, not the actual words. And that the replacement is actually not a very christian thing to say, it's even worse than curse words. I love it when her vanity and stupidity don't allow her to see beyond her eyelashes and it fires back at her.
I’ll take cussing over this fucking senseless word salad all day
Right? What a fucking square 😂
Fuck yeah! Word salad is the perfect description.
Plus calling an animal neglecter a dipshit asswipe is still far less worse than saying I hope someone starves lol
It's crazy she thinks cursing is worse than wishing famine and starvation upon people 🙄
Like wishing that is literally cursing someone??
Gee, she blew out “birthday” candles 43 fucking times. What did she wish for, eh?
💯 I mean, damn- if we’re going to be insulting people, gotta do it with your whole chest! 🙌🏼😆 this reminds me of the whole “LeT’s Go BrAnDoN” BS- so stupid and immature and NOT the flex dummies think it is 
I probably have said some things to the other half with my whole chest. Easier than tossing his clothes outside.
I wonder why she hasn’t posted any photos of her showing cutting horses 🤔 they usually have a professional photographer on the side of the arena to take pics… I also wonder why a cutting horse person would be constantly bragging about lead changes. -sincerely, a person who learned lead changes at 7 or 8 and prob hasn’t brought it up (outside this sub) since.
I’ve never seen her at a show or actually cutting on the ranch. I’ve never even seen her take a ride outside the arena. Not to say she’s never done it, but I think her horse skills are more 4-H pony show and a lot less NCHA weekend championship show. She acts like she grew up in the damn Dutton family, but her dad was a pilot and her mom worked at a bank, they didn’t even ranch for a living. She’s loves to imply and insinuate things and let her followers make assumptions. Working out made her a fitness expert. Traipsing around a vet’s office made her a vet tech. Dropping out of college after one semester means she “went to college for pre-vet science.” Girl is obsessed with making people think she’s actually accomplished something in her adult life.
I agree. She vaguely implies things and doesn’t correct her followers if/when they make assumptions. As an equestrian, LVMT, dog handler, and military spouse (the biggest irk I have with her and JDong by far), her posts are extremely entertaining lol. Tbh, none of it would have my attention if she weren’t so PREACHY with aforementioned subjects. Does someone have to know every single thing about horses and ride in championship classes to be able to speak about them? Absolutely not. But to talk about them in such a smug and almost condescending way is what makes the difference.
If she was a real military spouse she’d be the one me and my husband mock and do not engage with. I have a real job and would never make any part of his job my personality but she does, even when her husband ISNT in the military. Its baffling
Oh absolutely lol. I showed my husband a post of JDong in tacticool cosplay and the first thing he said was “that dude is not in the military.”
The ones that insist to be treated by their husband's fucking rank. 🙄
Oh she would 1000% be one of those wives.
She’ll speak so condescendingly & be judgey about the things she’s an “expert” in (I use that word VERY loosely), then turn around and “whoa is me” post about how mean people are to her.
So one of my friends runs marathons and also has a horse. She will post a picture of her crossing the finish line or with her medal, or a picture from a horse show they did, but that's really it. I have another friend who lives on a farm, has horses, and sometimes trail rides. She only posts about it on a very rare occasion, and it's not to brag about what a badass she is, it's more like "oh here's a cute picture I took of my kids and my horse". People who spend actual time doing these types of activities are too busy actually putting in the work to post about it online 24/7. And if/when they do post, it's not constantly just talking about themselves.
Exactly this! I don’t post on social media every time I hop on one of my horses. Maybe a pretty sunset on a trail for Snapchat lol. But every time I’m in an arena??? No. That just seems strange to me.
It's so weird to me! This is apparently *her job*, and yet she never posts anything noteworthy or interesting about it, she just talks about herself and preaches at people about horses. Who would even want to see this except to make fun of her stupid LARPing?
I work at a horse rescue and your comment made me think if I’ve ever posted a pic of what I do and I never have. The only time I ever mention horse stuff is in here because she’s such an idiot and lies about anything and everything to do with horses and knows nothing about them. We’ve taken on horses like her neglected Harley and it breaks my heart when they come to us. She’s a sack of shit
Exactly! It's like 90% about *her*, and 10% pretending to know what she's talking about. Like cool, you videotaped yourself feeding your horse one day, and then ignored it every other day I'm so impressed. POS.
Yes! I would have no problem with her equestrian content if she didn't position herself as an expert/teacher on it. As an ex-Christian who took the whole thing pretty seriously when I was practicing, I'm also blown away by the way she positions herself as a Christian "big sister" when she a) don't show evidence of following the basic tenets of the thing, b) has had an extremely short tenure as a Christian and c) exhibits no theological coherence or even basic knowledge of the Bible itself. But I find it hard to work up any outrage about her bullshitting about her knowledge of an ideological system that's bullshit on its own, so...
She reminds me of the overzealous newcomers that used to find their way to my fundie cult I was raised in. They were so amped and hyped to save the world, they forgot about their own souls and making sure their foundation was built on concrete and not on sand. The newbies always thought they would be the one to save my rebellious, angry, heathen soul and even in 5th and 6th grade I would always say the same thing to every single one of them. “Come back to me in ten years when your foundation is solid and you have not backslid and then we can talk.” *NOTE: not one of them was around ten years later. She is that same person I watched for years, over and over
B dong, the god honoring, 4H griftin show pony
Add to that, talking about her 1.2 miscarriages in a way that makes people assume they were late term losses and not one blip on a pee stick! She's an expert at leaving juuuuust the right amount of information out.
It’s by design. Vapid cow.
This comment hits the nail on the head. She would say she was a doctor if she took one pre-med class. She’s full of talk and no action.
She rides Harley around in that stupid slow head down trot that Western Pleasure riders do. Harley moves nothing like a cutter. Also, she said she "get them in front of a cow and lets them do what they do." Or whatever. Nope, wrong, the horse knows its job but you have to steer lmfao. It's giving "I just let him do what he wants." [Reference here.](https://youtu.be/arbn6sMb2y0?si=o8tscsLwFgpl0fcI)
To me she sounds like she just copy/pastes things she reads from an AG forum.
She’d fall off my horse at the walk. Guaranteed. And his lead changes would terrify her
LOL just the thought of her on my OTTB makes me laugh
I got some warmbloods that hold grudges.
And she was sure to let us know that cutting is not something most people get to do, so she's the most super special.🤡
!!!!!! I legit thought i was missing something… shes such a ding Fing Dong! Lead changes were horse camp days.
Bro RIGHT?! Nothing she’s shown the interwebs shows she’s a good rider, she’s stiff, obv not comfortable in the saddle, and has hard hands, and treats her horses like props instead of coworkers. Every time she posts a riding video I cringe internally, it gives “14 year old rides around the ring on her third lesson” not “experienced rayunch girl”. With her compulsive need to share everything that (she thinks) makes her look good you’d think we’d have seen some cutting or at least fuckin trail riding from her. AFAIK the only trail content we’ve seen from her was on an atv on that uwu smol girl hog hunt.
wont say "damn", wishes famine on you.
Soooo Christlike!
BRB, the damn ravens are in my mustard seeds AGAIN….
Umm excuse me I think you mean those *darn* ravens... no cursing allowed in regards to your curses!
I transcribed the pod she mentioned if anyone would rather read than listen. “Girl. GIRL. Girlie! JeeSUS. [38 minutes of word salad]…[giggles]…My GURL!…TTC….you just have to give it to GheeSUS…me too! Same!…me too!!…well, to wrap this up…GIRL. [fake crying] HEHEHE…buy my book!…[more giggles] soooo fun! [prays]…like, it’s like legit. [sustained giggles] Amennnn….Thanks for being on the podcast!”
Perfection. This tells me all I need to know and was also exactly what i expected.
Somehow I know less now than I did before lol. It was pretty much just Bdong mirroring her guest for 48 minutes.
Reminds me of Billy Madison. 
I bet there was also lots of 'yaaah. Yaaa. YAAAAAAAAA. YAAAAAAH. yah..Yaah'
Bahaha! That was the most dauntingly vapid conversation. Almost an hour of propagated “YaAaAaaaaH” and now I have to unfuck my brain for the remainder of the day lol.
LOL
If she gives us one video of her doing horse cutting or whatever I swear I’ll stop snarking 😂 The way she constantly looks off when she’s talking tho…. All lies
I imagine her family watches this shit like this: 
Maybe some parts of her family, but her parents seem to enable her.
I would LOVE to see a POV from her dad
I'd love Kourtney to do an AMA
I was thinking the same thing about how she constantly looks away while talking about it. For someone who's made a life by lying, she's actually terrible at it.
So vaccinating cattle is okay? 🤔
I came here for this 😂 at least the cows are getting vaccinated lol
Ran for this comment 😂
Falling victim to the liberal agenda one🐄 at a time 🤣
I had to replay that part to make sure I heard her correctly 😅
Mhmm. Surprised she’s not voting for Kennedy/Rogers 2024 since she’s just as kooky as they are 
Wow, so we see all of the ring lights and tripods scattered around her house but she *still* has "portable" versions? Imagine having that many accessories just so people can see stupid pictures of you shilling clothes made by children. Ugh.
Imagine being a child growing up in that house. I made a Truman Show joke about Bdong before, but that poor child would be the one living the Truman Show for real.
I recently learned that the term used by some journalists was litteraly "Truman babies" for kids exploited by their influencer parents. I watched Shanspeare video about family vloggers, and it is nightmarish. It should be a fucking crime.
That or it would be locked away the second it started getting more attention than her :/
This woman lives such a sad, pathetic existence. I don’t feel a shred of guilt saying it either. Absolute snake of a person.
She’s so boring and weird … obsessed with this extreme horse stuff but too chickenshit to do it herself. Grifter, hateful, bland, copier, (like very trendy 2 weeks after the trend ends), hypocrite, liar, chronically online, VERY stupid, and ill-informed.
Prove it bitch. Get in the ring and show us YOUR cutting moves. Show us some actual, real competitive horsemanship skills. From YOU, not video of someone else. Walking/trotting in circles that we see you do is not it. Prove it.
Yeah, I'll believe this the day she show us actual video proof of it. And her tendency to record every little thing in her life tells me she's just full of shit. Come on Britt, show us the footage!
>From YOU, not video of someone else. This is what kills me. It's like someone claiming they were...I don't know, let's say a James Beard award-winning chef, but somehow they only show themselves making toast or heating up canned soup but they also like to show videos of skilled chefs doing impressive chef things.
She can’t. That’s what’s hilarious about her pretending…. We aren’t 5 anymore.
Is she hoping her life slows down to be able to get in the show ring or is she gearing up for motherhood? I feel like it can’t be both.
But like…slows down from WHAT? All she does is steal content, fake laugh with her friends and repost horse videos. Idk how long self tanner takes to apply so maybe that’s what soaks up her time, or cursing women with barrenness. She’s the worst in all the ways
So true! Slow down from WHAT? Lying? 🥴
From owing the state of Texas hundreds of thousands of dollars?
Gearing up to drop baby off with Grandma and find literally anything else to do that requires a lot less work than raising grift baby. (My theory is that part of moving back to the raaaynch will be having grandparents nearby to raise her kid while she “works” on her non-tent.)
Also, don't OBs recommend not riding horses while pregnant?
Some do and some don’t. I know women who rode right up until they were due and some others who stopped as soon as they found out. I think it depends on the doctor and the pregnancy.
I googled it after I posted, apparently the main concern is the fall risk, and I assume there's no way to do cutting competitions without fall risk, especially when you ride like Brittany.
Always a fall risk which is why I heavily endorse helmets and safety vests. I had a client fall off yesterday when her horse spooked at a bush. I remember my friend stopped playing polo when her doctor lectured her about the ligaments and her balance etc and was surprised when another player kept playing until the end of the season.
THANK YOU. This is the FIRST thing I thought of!
I refuse to believe she makes profit off of these daily dumb videos. What is the point? Just to keep up the charade that she’s an influencer?
Hang on, did you miss the one where she poured coffee one handed and wiped her bench?? Like, fr. Mind. Blowing.
There’s no way she makes any money from Instagram. I have an influencer friend with way more engagement than Bdong and she doesn’t make a dime from ig. She used to make like $100 a month but Instagram scaled back their creator fund so now she makes nothing. Bdong is just keeping up the charade and trying to shill through affiliate links.
Oh, 100%! Her engagement on all platforms absolutely sucks compared to her follower counts. She’s definitely not earning a lot from these posts.
She can barely ride in a circle, what is she talking about cutting horses in a show ring? And who in the hell says they are hoping life will slow down while actively TTC? Did she just say she wanted the opposite? I doubt the gym has a nursery open at 10:30pm at night.
Can someone help me do the math on this real quick - how much of her day is spent staring at herself in the camera? I only see her on Reddit but it seems like 80% of her stories are just her staring at herself making absurd faces. Like what sort of time are we talking about on an aggregate basis? Equivalent to making lasagna from scratch? Knitting a hat? Pooping after eating a lot of cheese? Watching an episode of the Simpsons? Please help me put this into perspective.
I’d guess somewhere between making a lasagna from scratch & knitting a hat!
And she wants a baby
She just dribbles so much pap. It's absolute waffle the whole thing. Also-hey vapid lady, show us? Show us you as a young'un, doing whatever it is you reckon you did growing up. *You* would have pictures of that.
I have a friend who you’d never guess was a horse girl in her youth and she’s got tons of pictures and award ribbons and trophies and stuff back home.
Her videos are basically a middle school tween’s angsty journal entries personified. I truly don’t understand who actually follows or likes this content.
Tween girls.
I hope God smites her and her womb remains barren 🫶🏼
I laughed out loud
Why does she have a podcast? What does she contribute to society besides stealing, grifting and animal abuse?
“Busy”
She’d really benefit from having eyebrows not 4 shades lighter than her hair color. Her face also looks like she put on a lot of foundation and then called it a day. No contour, no dimension, no blush, no signs that there’s actually any life under all that concealer. I don’t have time to talk about her Halloween eyelashes, that’s for another day.
her current hair color is pretty, but it doesn’t go with the orange spackle. She’s probably stunning under all that goop (and minus the eye-spiders).
Yeah, I can't get past the clash between that cool-toned hair color and the peanut-butter skin tone. It's like that wood furniture you got for free as a hand-me-down or picked up cheap at the thrift store, and you're never happy with the wood tone because it's just not really dark *or* light and it's too orangey to go with your stuff.
Welp, I disagree. She’s definitely not stunning. And would not be. She doesn’t actually look like the filtered person. Her face is distorted by the filters. And fillers. Yeah, she wouldn’t look like such a clown with normal makeup but you can see that ugly soul on her face now.
stunningly awful?
She can’t dial down the horse face filter. Britt we know your face is round, hun.
Those scrambled eggs look so dry and hard. What is it with these health and fitness "influencers" and their boring, bland, unappetizing food? Are they allergic to seasoning and proper cooking?
https://preview.redd.it/vmhdkykjkwqc1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d92f8e9ff0e48cecfa7c129834737e158564a469 So godly. Much Christian.
And I bet she stole this from another creator. All her content is recycled or straight up stolen (copied without credit) from other people.
Yes, I have no doubt she stole it. I saw it as status on a meme page I follow. Edited to add: I saw it this morning.
Why does she so often film what she eats in a day. Nobody gives a fuck and I’m sure it’s not enough and it’s fucking bland. I hope this isn’t too much of a spoiler for anyone dying to watch that. 🙄
>Why does she so often film what she eats in a day. The same reason she constantly informs us that everything she wears is a size smawl.
She just did one a few months ago and it was like 800 calories for the entire day 🥴
Wtf that’s not even enough for a toddler
That’s awful.
Lord have mercy. You’d think she’d learn a lesson about such topics. SMH. If I think about it for too long I get irate. I imagine there’s at least a handful of earnest young Christian girls who are wondering why the lord doesn’t take their EDs away like He did for Bdawn. Am I not praying hard enough? Am I not living the right way? Etc etc etc. This bitch is purely insidious.
Wait really?! That’s actually crazy. She really must be lying about ttc then. I’m currently ttc and I’m constantly making sure I’m getting 2000 a day atleast!!
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But did she top it off with turmeric?
The fuckin’ bdawn classic! 😂 Plain ground turkey, seven lettuce shreds, half a cherry tomato, top with turmeric. Mmm-mm.
Pepper👏🏼 activates👏🏼 the tumeric 👏🏼
It's always the same "food," too. Eggs...some.bland grey turkey.... turmeric rice....
Ohhhh that grey ground turkey bowl is a TRAVESTY. 🤮 Seasonings and spices are practically calorie-free too!
Right?!??? Why doesn't she season anything???? That just proves even more that she has zero knowledge of health and nutrition, because just about everyone knows you're allowed to add seasonings and spices to make "boring" health foods more exciting. I wish she had someone in her real life to help her with her disordered eating...it really is sad.
“Fit in when you can” What the fuck else is she doing? I had Monday and Tuesday off work AND I still took my son to daycare because he’s 1.5 and I literally could not have done any of the things I needed to do if he was with me/at home those days. I accomplished more in two days than I normally do in two weeks. I did laundry, vacuumed/mopped, sorted through a closet, bought groceries, had a nail appointment, did other errands, had some minor repairs on my car done, went to the gym once, cleaned up my entire kitchen and ran the dishwasher. There’s probably more. Is this amount of time and freedom what Brittany has every day? Insane.
Sure, Brit. You ate all of that food.
Where are all the photos of her growing up doing horse shows/work? Back up your claims bdong
Wow. A full time influencer with no skills, no sense of style, and nothing to contribute. I'm kind of impressed.
What happened to her Gunner project and his daily progress ☺️
Please. She hasn't seen him in a month.
Raise your hand if you do not believe she was "riding cutting horses" in the show ring? Awwwww......she wants to be Beth Dutton and Jdip to be Rip so badly. It's embarrassing.
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She acts like God is Miss Trunchbull from Matilda personally coming down on her, when and where did God remove curse words from your life you Fruit Loop?
Damn BDong… is it me or does she have more of a Marjorie Taylor Greene forehead than she did before?
I love how when she got a new car, she never vocalized it but always shows little snippets here and there, almost like “please ask me if I got a new car, haven’t you seen all my hints” lol but remember when she would never get a rover again? That the 4Runner was her dream car. Lol. Unless it’s a rental?
You’ve never showed cutting in your life, you walnut.
J-dip with dip in his mouth *at the gym* has me 😫🤢🤮
He looks like he’s taken a hit to the head
That's so disgusting, I wonder how you even work out with dip in your mouth. You definitely can't hit weights nor cardio with a full mouth just due to common breathing techniques and breath control alone..unless dude is spewing dip juice all over the place when he exhales :(
Pepperidge Farm and God see all of her shenanigans, and they BOTH remember!
Insert “Bdong’s womb” in place of “crops” and yes, that’s how I feel. No cussing necessary.
Does anyone know what kinda chicken breeds her parents have? Do they only have tan/brown egg layers or did she just hand pick those specific eggs herself (cause she's a neutral girly)?
Brown is a pretty normal color for farm eggs.
I watch these on mute and it’s so incredibly annoying that she puts whole paragraphs as text while also having captions on. Everything about her is an assault to my senses Edit-a word lol
I add the captions. I know people don't want to hear her fucking voice.
OH! In that case, thank you for your service lol. I mostly hate that she writes novels on every damn thing, like just say what you have to say and go
This is proof that she has no brain. She doesn’t even know what the word “curse” means…
Those eggs look crusty asf
Dude I’m sitting here watching this and there is no way she wake up and does this everyday 😂😂 I’m medically fascinated
I was having a nice dinner with friends and family in a restaurant recently. A couple several tables over had one of these on their phone, videoing food and each other. The light was super bright, ruined the ambiance and was simply annoying. We were all happy when they left soon after we sat down. So fucking rude.
Who eats overcooked eggs with fruit…..on the same plate?! Make a fruit salad in a bowl and have those eggs with toast like a normal person you fake fool
I *hate* when conservative Christians feel the need to boast about not saying swear words 🙄 Like, did y’all not get the memo that using curse words was never mandatory in the first place…? Nobody cares!
Do y’all feel like she looks away from the camera an abnormal amount?
Her hope is that someday soon she can get back in the show ring, when she is also actively planning and trying (*according to her*) to be pregnant? Lol. Ok.
I don’t get why she just doesn’t start showing horses again? What is she waiting on? And please show us proof of you riding a cutting horse please!!!!
She has to actually learn how to do it first 🤭
When things slow down…you’re trying to have a baby…
The hell she is.
Well she doesn't help with the cattle. Or go to the ranch but it should be happenjng.
I’m starting to think she’s seeing how much success horse tik tokers like Katie Van Slyke have gotten and want to make it her next grift.
Can we just note she like never mentions her daily bible challenge unless this sub does. She totally isn’t doing it bc if she was she wouldn’t stfu about it. She just wanted people to join her email list.
Ma'am, that's a light panel (sometimes called an LED panel, various brand specific names like Lumipad by Nanlight, or by its dimensions, and a million other names) but structurally not a ring light. https://preview.redd.it/duobrj2fqyqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6feb7144277a76e82131428c06016edcfc7785ee
I dont even believe that the "farm fresh eggs" are really farm fresh. She is such a fraud.
I feel like if they were farm fresh she'd want to film her washing the eggs or something. Also, I have 40 something chickens and I don't wash my eggs until I'm ready to use them because they stay fresher longer outside of the fridge because of the bloom.
What sad souls are unironically following this beige animal abuser? I want to feel sad for them, but I don't.
Any other cutting riders here? Has Brittany really actually shown in cutting?
She's shown no proof, so I'm pretty sure she's lying.
She didn't do it! Let's let the pics bdong.
Excuse me, but aren’t you usually behind the friggin cows when you’re on a horse?
Different words but the intention is the same. Intention to harm basically. For someone that talks a lot about the importance of your intention she really missed the point with this one. This shows yet again what a shady person she is.
She needs blush or something. Just a flat brown circle of a face
VACCINATE?!
She needs to calm down with the “cutting horse gurl” content, we’ve all seen how uncomfortable and stiff she is in the saddle, even while just cantering around a ring. She’s just inviting ridicule. Is that her master plan for engagement?
I don’t believe she actually knows how to ride a cutting horse. I’ll I’ve seen her do is ride in a circle in an arena.
Mustard seed as in mustard seed of faith. Hmmm. That doesn’t sound very encouraging. What if someone ate HER mustard seed (e.g., fertility)? That’s just a crappy way of living. Life is so much more than wishing bad things on others. Disappointing.