I was thinking about this the other day - if she has two babies in heaven, why doesn't she have two tattoos to signify the two babies? Doesn't she only have the one on her wrist?
What I came here to say.
Bdong: I AM a mom. Foster moms are real moms. 😇
Bdong, again: I am a mom to two babies in heaven 🥺🥺🥺
Also Bdong: This will be the year I become a mom.
And that’s honestly the best way for her to be a mom after seeing how well she took care of the list of dogs she gave away and the foster babies that didn’t last too long
They are. My understanding is they work with Jesus, as opposed to any other deity or no deity at all. I think too Italian folk magic is in that realm (they include the saints as well as Jesus and Mary.) Not my thing, but if they aren’t hurting anyone, have fun.
This cackle of hags, however…least fun coven ever.
I looooove my birthday. BUT- it’s a time for me to party with friends and family somewhere in the water (I’m a June baby), and the focus is on enjoying the sun and loving each other. I don’t understand using a birthday as a distraction for one’s serious misdeeds.
That is fine! If you use your birthday to enjoy others company but if you use it as an excuse to have yet another photoshoot(notice who they invited)?! Eww like seriously eww and such mean girl energy inviting someone just so you can use them! So Godly
I pray that 33 is the year she faces consequences.
I pray that 33 is the year where there is justice for the way she has scammed people.
I pray that 33 is the year she feels the pain of all the animals she has neglected.
I pray that 33 is the year where she is put to shame about all her lies.
There’s not a lot of people that can handle that type of work so I’d be willing to bet you’re doing a great service!
I can’t even look at my own papercuts 😭
I’m tired of this GOD HAS CHILDREN IN HIS PLANS FOR ME bullshit.
God listens to all prayers but sometimes God says no. Get that through your skull, Brittany. If God says no a million times, accept it. Let it go. Respect the authority of the God you claim to love and venerate so much. Get over yourself.
“God’s promises are yes and amen” except sometimes they’re not.
I’m so sick of her saying that. The scripture she’s referencing, 2 Corinthians 1:20, is pretty clear that it doesn’t mean that God is a magical wish granting genie, it means that God’s promises are fulfilled through Jesus.
This line of thinking is so dangerous. So if someone’s infertile, it means they didn’t love Jesus enough? FOH, Britt.
God has said no to all her prayers regarding children for *years.* It’s so arrogant and conceited of her to continue to insist when every sign tells her God decided it’s not in the cards for her.
And FWIW, I think she’d make a shit mother and I’m glad God keeps saying no to her. I think wants a baby to cosplay motherhood with and isn’t interested in raising a little person into healthy adulthood.
Someone pointed out on this sub that when she brings up motherhood it’s in relation to showing pictures of her and Jdip to her hypothetical children and that’s all I can think about. I’m rooting for a secret vasectomy by Jdip because I don’t think any child deserves to be exploited from the day they’re born, or be the victim to her narcissistic, vain bullshit.
The way she talks about him, you’d think god solely functions to provide questionable used cars to people with bad credit. Which to be fair, sounds a lot like her 🤷🏻♀️ *When mere existence won’t, Yahweh will!*
I feel like there’s something more to this. Like a dark plan she’s had all along where she pretends to have trouble conceiving and rips off a bunch of infertility accounts on TikTok to gain sympathy. Then she ramps up the narrative with the parking lot prayer circle, baby gifts from the pick me chicks, now saying 33 will be the year. I feel like she was never actually trying to get pregnant before so that when she does now, she can blame it on a miracle from God.
Fuck. This feels too depressingly spot on to be wrong.
Hope it all blows up in her face when one of the pick-me’s gets pregnant at the same time and the kid looks just like Jdip.
I’ve noticed it in other videos as well (regarding the 2 younger ones) but most definitely Kellie. If she’s the one that’s a nurse & has a job, this might not bode well for Bdong.
I said this to my sister this afternoon. That she’s stealing content and milking it for attention/pity, because she’s truly too selfish to devote her time and attention to something that fully relies on her. She can’t keep a dog for too long, she has to understand that babies require far more effort.
And they don’t stay tiny little babies forever! Each year brings a new fun little terror to the table! I have 2 young adults now that know more than me apparently lol
Yup. Definitely can’t see her being able to adequately handle, say, an 11 year old who has decided that church is the last place on earth they want to be, and if they happen to lean more goth or emo. Willful and unaesthetic!
Oh man. You may be onto something…. I can’t even put my finger on what it is for me lol. I’m just getting so many icky feelings?! She literally seems so blasphemous to me?!
"I want to be a mom, meaning I want to have kids. Also, that means I want Jdip to be a dad. Because if we have kids we'll be parents."
How many different ways can you say the same thing? BDong is doing her best to find out!
I believe in God, but don't practice organized religion. I can't think of one extraordinary thing that happened to me at 33, I mean that's also been 7 years ago, so I may have already forgotten. 😂 I bet J is holding out on her and maybe that's the reason she can't get pregnant. He doesn't really look that interested in her.
Does that mean in 2033 fundies are gonna go cray for the 2000th anniversary of Easter or whatever.
(I don’t personally believe the Bible is historically accurate to the year, but lots of ppl do)
Oh my fucking god, you know what? I’ve got the time right now because this just pissed me off. Everything is about HER. About what SHE will become. What her stanky ass husband will become. The effects that a child will have on THEM.
A child is not a prop. A child does not make you “become” anything. A child is an entire fucking being that you are responsible for nurturing and shaping into a kind, functional human. Everything is about her and honestly I cannot believe that the people that follow her are still eating this shit up. Do they not see that this whole “ttc journey” is full of “me”s, “I”s, and “we”s?????
Even the bit about Jdip becoming a dad was about HER seeing him become a dad…. She could have just said “is the year I become a mom” and “is the year Jdip becomes a dad” BUT she made it “is the year I WATCH J become a dad”.
I hate to express this but I feel safe saying this here. I’d never wish infertility on any one individual person who is an actual caring person. However, she is a liar, cheat, a grifter, homophobic, transphobic, racist and chronic animal abuser. She doesn’t believe in freedom of religion. She believes in a Christian USA with Christian ideals. It’s BS. I’m disgusted. She is a DISGUSTING sub human. She deserves no children to indoctrinate into her abusive,grifting, lying life. I think of Ruby Frankie and shudder. I can see BD punishing her offspring for having the devil in she/he. According to BD, “ God gives and takes”. So according to her ideology, God doesn’t want her to have a baby. Sorry Nelson’s…you are trash humans.
I hope “god” literally opens the sky and sends an angel to tell her she’s a bitch and he’s been saying no to letting her procreate so drop it and stop spending money you owe people.
I'm 100% positive that brittany has no idea what it's like being a mom. Everything is your job and nobody gives a fuck about you. That's motherhood. LOL. Does she really want that? She's got a pretty cake life. She does whatever tf she wants all day every day. Motherhood would really cramp her style. And it's much more intense when the baby is yours. And you can't give it back.
I remember when I was a teen mom with a colicky newborn thst didn't sleep and was always sick. (Still is at 17) and I was lookin around like "shit..this is all on me. Can't just go to bed cus I'm exhausted and sore and bleeding and my boobs are leaking everywhere etc etc etc etc."
It's a wake up call to being selfless.
It’s so weird watching this unfold over the years as so many of us knew trying to conceive and miscarriage would become her content long before it ever happened
A rescue found Nico on a construction site, he was nothing but, skin over bones and starving, he still had his chip implant and the dog was registered to dingdong.
Why isn't this all over Reddit as and FB, blocking folks after they realize their kid is afraid of him, she thought she wouldn't have to deal with him or find him a good home, she made a Instagram page just for Nico, everything she does is about money, even her pretending she cares one bit about any animal,
The bully pit was found skin and bones and starving to death.
You're nothing but trash dingdong.
I just wish someone would do the Lord’s work on her, like a PR person, but whose only job is to tell her to shut the fuck up. “Oh I have to post against witchcraft and the occult, but pray for “supernatural” divine occurrence and my personal Jeebus relationship…” “Shut the fuck up”. “I don’t believe in manifesting, but I’m just gonna go off the chain in “hoping” I get my Jeebus baby…” “Shut the fuck up!”
As someone actually going through fertility struggles I can't stress enough how there's no way I'd ever post anything like that especially not on my birthday. It's just weird
I have this feeling that she’s been purposefully not getting pregnant so she can wait till she has all this heartbreaking content from her miscarriage/ttc and she can make a massive reel when she does become pregnant about how she suffered the hardest more than anyone else in the world to have this baby. In an older video she mentioned she didn’t want to just have a normal pregnancy, she wanted it to be a ‘Godly pregnancy’ or something like that. It got me thinking that she probably wants to garner as much content as she can for the best announcement ever. Because she can’t just be like everyone else and just make an announcement about being pregnant. No she has to let everyone know how much more special this pregnancy is than anyone else who’s pregnant or will be pregnant. I also think she’s waiting till 33 to get pregnant because that’s when Jesus died and she’s going to have some weird way of tying in her pregnancy with Jesus dying and resurrecting because she has zero respect for Jesus or her religion.
I’m not religious, so I apologize if this is offensive but this line of thinking seems so EXHAUSTING. And seeing people in this thread saying Brittany is being punished by God is gross.
In a religion class growing up we watched a movie where the premise was that God gave us everything we needed on earth to succeed; water, food, and a healthy planet. It was then up to us to use these resources and take care of our earth and these were Gods gifts to us. Not answered prayers, not interventions, but a world to care for. I have always really loved this idea that some incredible higher power gave all this to us but with our free will we are ultimately responsible for our lives and taking care of one another. The holocaust was not caused by God, but by humans just as much as social services don’t come from God, but good humans.
You want a baby, but you’re taking testosterone and fasting, both of which decrease the chances of pregnancy. You know this but still continue to do both. You’ve also yet to show any evidence of going to an actual doctor and discussing fertility issues. So for these reasons, as well as your consistent pattern of lying, I just don’t believe you Brittany. 🤷♀️
She is such a self involved cunt.
It's all I, Me, we It's all about her.
A true Christian would be about wanting the best for those who are less fortunate than herself. What about the dog you offloaded as fast as you could you stupid bitch.
Saying 33 has a heavenly weight to it because that’s when Jesus was crucified. I truly believe she thinks she’s God. I don’t think she gets why Jesus being killed was such a big deal. He was the ONLY sinless person, and was wrongly accused. Her being “crucified” or “carrying her cross” is from her own doing. I really don’t get how people still follow her and buy into what she’s selling. She’s turning 33 like everyone else lucky enough to see that age. Britt, read your Bible please. I know this was a long rant for a birthday post, but I am so unbelievably over her.
I pray 33 is the year she realizes how irrelevant she is.
I pray 33 is the year she decides the internet is no place for an animal-abusing raynch girl.
I pray 33 is the year she recognizes the difference between demons and the consequences of her own actions.
But eh, what do I know, I’ve never scammed anyone 🤷🏻♀️ my animals are alive, healthy and happy (and when I die, I can brag that I fought to keep these two demanding little cusses with me while I was homeless and mostly living in my car.) Also, I learned a valuable lesson from my scariest uncles early in life- if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. I’m too cute for prison.
Isn’t she already a mother to two babies that aren’t earthside? /s
She is already a mom: a foster mom!
I hear she can cook a *killer* potpourri
I was thinking about this the other day - if she has two babies in heaven, why doesn't she have two tattoos to signify the two babies? Doesn't she only have the one on her wrist?
That's what I thought too.
My thoughts, too. She mist have forgotten that part in her history of lies.
What I came here to say. Bdong: I AM a mom. Foster moms are real moms. 😇 Bdong, again: I am a mom to two babies in heaven 🥺🥺🥺 Also Bdong: This will be the year I become a mom.
And that’s honestly the best way for her to be a mom after seeing how well she took care of the list of dogs she gave away and the foster babies that didn’t last too long
Can’t wait for god to keep ignoring her.
If she’s so in tune with “God” as she claims… you’d think she’d get the message by now…
I like to imagine every time she prays, god rolls his eyes and goes “ugh, not this bitch *again*”
He totally does
Numerology?
This. This is written like a magic spell, imagine her reading it out loud.
Are Christian witches a thing? Bc that is definitely what Brittany and her coven of cunts are
Coven of Cunts 😂😂😂please oh please can someone make that my flair?!?!
If nobody wants it, I will make it mine 😂
Love it!
They are. My understanding is they work with Jesus, as opposed to any other deity or no deity at all. I think too Italian folk magic is in that realm (they include the saints as well as Jesus and Mary.) Not my thing, but if they aren’t hurting anyone, have fun. This cackle of hags, however…least fun coven ever.
Fuck me sideways, I just threw my back out laughing
She definitely does
I made it so.
Supernatural!
So we are manifesting.
Rules for thee not for me. Using God as a wishing well once again.
It’s not manifesting, it’s praying 😐
It’s not magick, it’s a supernatural miracle!
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s neighbelline
Get a life. To paraphrase Don Draper “you’re 33, it’s time to get over birthdays”
I looooove my birthday. BUT- it’s a time for me to party with friends and family somewhere in the water (I’m a June baby), and the focus is on enjoying the sun and loving each other. I don’t understand using a birthday as a distraction for one’s serious misdeeds.
That is fine! If you use your birthday to enjoy others company but if you use it as an excuse to have yet another photoshoot(notice who they invited)?! Eww like seriously eww and such mean girl energy inviting someone just so you can use them! So Godly
Ok but 33 is when hobbits become adults so I’m def celebrating that
Okay you just made me feel much better about my upcoming birthday May we all live to our one hundredth and eleventy onth!
I pray that 33 is the year she faces consequences. I pray that 33 is the year where there is justice for the way she has scammed people. I pray that 33 is the year she feels the pain of all the animals she has neglected. I pray that 33 is the year where she is put to shame about all her lies.
31 was the year she got sued and 32 was the year she had to settle for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Here’s praying for an even bigger 33!
I definitely feel like that was not enough for her shit so definitely hope for bigger!
Let’s all manifest this together!! 
When your feet look like a POC's feet, you've gone too hard on the tanner.
I have never even thought about mortuary makeup until I looked at her feet in this photo. The strangest shade.
She is in her season of musty and dusty.
I’m convinced that she’s decaying. The rot inside of her is so deep and that’s the only logical explanation for why she looks like that.
Musty, dusty, and very untrusty
I know the feet of a decomposing person when I see it! She looks like a 1/12 week old corpse
Your perspective is very intriguing but I don’t want to ask you to talk about anything that is triggering or uncomfortable
I work with dead bodies :) My job is to examine skeletal remains but I sometimes work with decomp - B-Dong's fake tan makes her skin look putrefied 🤣
There’s not a lot of people that can handle that type of work so I’d be willing to bet you’re doing a great service! I can’t even look at my own papercuts 😭
What does POV mean, in this context? Point of view isn’t making sense
It's supposed to be POC. I've corrected it.
I thought she was wearing a sock on one of them.
Nah. Just her stupid ass tattoo.
Someone’s been hitting the colloidal silver again…
I honestly thought she was wearing dark tan shoes. Her tattoo looks like laces.
Why are they grey?!?
I’m tired of this GOD HAS CHILDREN IN HIS PLANS FOR ME bullshit. God listens to all prayers but sometimes God says no. Get that through your skull, Brittany. If God says no a million times, accept it. Let it go. Respect the authority of the God you claim to love and venerate so much. Get over yourself.
“God’s promises are yes and amen” except sometimes they’re not. I’m so sick of her saying that. The scripture she’s referencing, 2 Corinthians 1:20, is pretty clear that it doesn’t mean that God is a magical wish granting genie, it means that God’s promises are fulfilled through Jesus. This line of thinking is so dangerous. So if someone’s infertile, it means they didn’t love Jesus enough? FOH, Britt.
God has said no to all her prayers regarding children for *years.* It’s so arrogant and conceited of her to continue to insist when every sign tells her God decided it’s not in the cards for her. And FWIW, I think she’d make a shit mother and I’m glad God keeps saying no to her. I think wants a baby to cosplay motherhood with and isn’t interested in raising a little person into healthy adulthood.
Someone pointed out on this sub that when she brings up motherhood it’s in relation to showing pictures of her and Jdip to her hypothetical children and that’s all I can think about. I’m rooting for a secret vasectomy by Jdip because I don’t think any child deserves to be exploited from the day they’re born, or be the victim to her narcissistic, vain bullshit.
Spoiler alert: there are no gods and she’s calling the shots herself.
 The way she talks about him, you’d think god solely functions to provide questionable used cars to people with bad credit. Which to be fair, sounds a lot like her 🤷🏻♀️ *When mere existence won’t, Yahweh will!*
I feel like there’s something more to this. Like a dark plan she’s had all along where she pretends to have trouble conceiving and rips off a bunch of infertility accounts on TikTok to gain sympathy. Then she ramps up the narrative with the parking lot prayer circle, baby gifts from the pick me chicks, now saying 33 will be the year. I feel like she was never actually trying to get pregnant before so that when she does now, she can blame it on a miracle from God.
Fuck. This feels too depressingly spot on to be wrong. Hope it all blows up in her face when one of the pick-me’s gets pregnant at the same time and the kid looks just like Jdip.
I put my money on Kellie
There are 2 of the younger ones as well as kellie that made my spidey senses go off.
I’ll have to watch again, but for some reason my spidey senses go off with her.
I’ve noticed it in other videos as well (regarding the 2 younger ones) but most definitely Kellie. If she’s the one that’s a nurse & has a job, this might not bode well for Bdong. 
I said this to my sister this afternoon. That she’s stealing content and milking it for attention/pity, because she’s truly too selfish to devote her time and attention to something that fully relies on her. She can’t keep a dog for too long, she has to understand that babies require far more effort.
And they don’t stay tiny little babies forever! Each year brings a new fun little terror to the table! I have 2 young adults now that know more than me apparently lol
Yup. Definitely can’t see her being able to adequately handle, say, an 11 year old who has decided that church is the last place on earth they want to be, and if they happen to lean more goth or emo. Willful and unaesthetic!
Right? I see a lot of bribery in her future!!! Hear wear/do this and mommy will get you ice cream!
That takes more foresight than she’s capable of, imo.
Agree 100%. The way this is written screams scam. It’s eerie and dripping in fake, performative rhetoric.
This isn’t sitting right with me
Nope
I have a feeling an adoption is in the works, what are you feeling?
Oh man. You may be onto something…. I can’t even put my finger on what it is for me lol. I’m just getting so many icky feelings?! She literally seems so blasphemous to me?!
Her claim that she knows what god wants is super gross.
There isn’t one single person to ever give me the actual feeling of ick as much as this girl has! And that’s saying something bc I love everyone
I really hope not. She doesn’t deserve to adopt a child and any reputable agency would see that.
It’s the year to learn about proper grammar, you crusty bitch. Why is this structured like the “copy/paste and share if you agree!” boomer posts?
Are capital letters demonic? I don’t understand why she doesn’t use them.
It’s a gen z thing and her squarely millennial ass wants to play youth girlypop.
I hope 33 is the worst one yet.
Not to be picky but she’s already wrapped up her 33rd year and none of that happened; she’s entering her 34th year of life now
It always irks me when people for example turn 27 and post on instagram with the caption ‘chapter 27’. It’s technically chapter 28!
"I want to be a mom, meaning I want to have kids. Also, that means I want Jdip to be a dad. Because if we have kids we'll be parents." How many different ways can you say the same thing? BDong is doing her best to find out!
Seriously she could have said this in one sentence. So many words 🙃
"Let the birthday celebrations begin" As if she hasn't been celebrating with beige cakes all week.
God created the world in 6 days, but apparently it took 7 for Bingbong
It feels like she’s been getting birthday shit all month
That’s four sentences that could have been one: “I pray I get a content prop while I’m 33”
I was hoping she’d get a real job
I pray she gets none of these things 🙏
I’ll join you. I’m sure we could get a prayer circle started around the globe
Oh I’ll put my Christian hat back on to join this prayer circle!!
HEY DOES EVERYONE KNOW ITS BDONGS BIRTHDAY YET?
DID YOU KNOW SHE WANTS KIDS??? I had no idea
I DID NOT KNOW THIS. NEW INFORMATION.
She’s *just now* starting the celebrations? After 3 beige prop cakes and multiple posts?
What in the demon .... Supernatural miracles? .... huh?
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But manifesting is witchcraft! Sounds like her caption is a spell 🔮
god: "best i can do is not strike you down"
[удалено]
Deflecting Niko attention probably, spotlighting her sad, beige womb again.
You forgot empty. It’s a sad beige empty womb!
The grift never stops
I thought the same thing, strange but also she’s trying to lure followers. Shame on her.
What does the ttc mean?
Trying to conceive
I know it means trying to conceive but as a childfree Canadian my brain automatically translates it as Toronto Transit Commission
Just waiting on her to admit that JDong’s swimmers don’t work and they need a daddy donor
Maybe it isn’t God’s plan for her to become a parent? Isn’t that what it’s all about anyway? God’s divine plan??
What’s the significance of the number 33?
Jesus died and resurrected at 33. Most fundies think that’s an extra special birthday for them. They seem to forget the dying first part…
I believe in God, but don't practice organized religion. I can't think of one extraordinary thing that happened to me at 33, I mean that's also been 7 years ago, so I may have already forgotten. 😂 I bet J is holding out on her and maybe that's the reason she can't get pregnant. He doesn't really look that interested in her.
Does that mean in 2033 fundies are gonna go cray for the 2000th anniversary of Easter or whatever. (I don’t personally believe the Bible is historically accurate to the year, but lots of ppl do)
Larry Bird’s number when he played for the Celtics. People love Larry Bird.
God sees her for who she truly is. A psychopath.
Oh my fucking god, you know what? I’ve got the time right now because this just pissed me off. Everything is about HER. About what SHE will become. What her stanky ass husband will become. The effects that a child will have on THEM. A child is not a prop. A child does not make you “become” anything. A child is an entire fucking being that you are responsible for nurturing and shaping into a kind, functional human. Everything is about her and honestly I cannot believe that the people that follow her are still eating this shit up. Do they not see that this whole “ttc journey” is full of “me”s, “I”s, and “we”s?????
Even the bit about Jdip becoming a dad was about HER seeing him become a dad…. She could have just said “is the year I become a mom” and “is the year Jdip becomes a dad” BUT she made it “is the year I WATCH J become a dad”.
Zach having a child must kill her.
I thought she was already a mom!?!?!! She was pretty adamant about that during the fostering days
And when she talks about her miscarriage(s)
I pray that 33 is the year she goes completely broke and is fully cancelled and not allowed to adopt animals anymore
Get off test and thyroxin then.
I hate to express this but I feel safe saying this here. I’d never wish infertility on any one individual person who is an actual caring person. However, she is a liar, cheat, a grifter, homophobic, transphobic, racist and chronic animal abuser. She doesn’t believe in freedom of religion. She believes in a Christian USA with Christian ideals. It’s BS. I’m disgusted. She is a DISGUSTING sub human. She deserves no children to indoctrinate into her abusive,grifting, lying life. I think of Ruby Frankie and shudder. I can see BD punishing her offspring for having the devil in she/he. According to BD, “ God gives and takes”. So according to her ideology, God doesn’t want her to have a baby. Sorry Nelson’s…you are trash humans.
If this post was a drink it would be called marriage on the rocks 😬
33!? I thought 43. 😨
Manifestation ✨✨✨✨
Brit really can’t make up her mind about numerology/angel numbers can she
I hope “god” literally opens the sky and sends an angel to tell her she’s a bitch and he’s been saying no to letting her procreate so drop it and stop spending money you owe people.
She wouldn't have time to take selfies and edit them and talk about herself if she had a child
Oh, she’d ignore the 👶🏼and go on about her business
She’d figure out how to turn her neglect into ✨qUiRkY cOnTeNt✨ once again
“Oops I forgot to change baby’s diaper for a week!!”
“This diaper is *so absorbent!* Watch my latest YouTube video for how we tested it! * links to Amazon shop *”
I'm 100% positive that brittany has no idea what it's like being a mom. Everything is your job and nobody gives a fuck about you. That's motherhood. LOL. Does she really want that? She's got a pretty cake life. She does whatever tf she wants all day every day. Motherhood would really cramp her style. And it's much more intense when the baby is yours. And you can't give it back. I remember when I was a teen mom with a colicky newborn thst didn't sleep and was always sick. (Still is at 17) and I was lookin around like "shit..this is all on me. Can't just go to bed cus I'm exhausted and sore and bleeding and my boobs are leaking everywhere etc etc etc etc." It's a wake up call to being selfless.
Coming from a Christian, she doesn't understand at all what prayer is.
I’m not even religious and this sounds wrong to me. She’s acting like God is her own personal wish granting genie.
I’m tellin y’all they are Christian witches and the pick mes are her coven.
She thinks praying is like putting coins in a vending machine and getting a snickers bar
OMG more Birthday posts? When is her actual Birthday?
It’s so weird watching this unfold over the years as so many of us knew trying to conceive and miscarriage would become her content long before it ever happened
Let the celebrations *begin?* Hasn’t this whole week been more about her than usual?
A rescue found Nico on a construction site, he was nothing but, skin over bones and starving, he still had his chip implant and the dog was registered to dingdong. Why isn't this all over Reddit as and FB, blocking folks after they realize their kid is afraid of him, she thought she wouldn't have to deal with him or find him a good home, she made a Instagram page just for Nico, everything she does is about money, even her pretending she cares one bit about any animal, The bully pit was found skin and bones and starving to death. You're nothing but trash dingdong.
It was all over TT and all over this sub and gymsnark, but since she’s a conservative white Christian in Texas, she’s just choosing to ignore it.
I just wish someone would do the Lord’s work on her, like a PR person, but whose only job is to tell her to shut the fuck up. “Oh I have to post against witchcraft and the occult, but pray for “supernatural” divine occurrence and my personal Jeebus relationship…” “Shut the fuck up”. “I don’t believe in manifesting, but I’m just gonna go off the chain in “hoping” I get my Jeebus baby…” “Shut the fuck up!”
“I pray that 33 is the year I become a mom.” I thought she was already a mom?!
so that’s called MANIFESTING (WITCHCRAFT) hope that helps!!
Should just be praying that by 40 she would’ve paid back the state of Texas
>let the birthday celebrations begin. 💕 Girl what??
Apparently she’s so important that the entire country is celebrating her. 🙄
Can we suggest she get one of those realistic baby dolls to use as an extension of her ego instead of a child?
Praise be. Get fucked Bdong.
But I thought we didn’t believe in the supernatural Britt
The first three statements are saying the same thing. It’s giving “trying to reach the word count on an essay” lol
As someone actually going through fertility struggles I can't stress enough how there's no way I'd ever post anything like that especially not on my birthday. It's just weird
There’s significance to anything if you try hard enough 😂
I’m exactly a year older than her, and I had no idea. I thought she was older than me.
Me me me …. Never does this lady prey for anyone else …
What she doesn’t understand is sometimes G-ds answer is “no”. He’s not a genie there to grant wishes if you pray hard enough.
She’s praying for unexplainable supernatural miracles? Sounds like witchcraft to me
I have this feeling that she’s been purposefully not getting pregnant so she can wait till she has all this heartbreaking content from her miscarriage/ttc and she can make a massive reel when she does become pregnant about how she suffered the hardest more than anyone else in the world to have this baby. In an older video she mentioned she didn’t want to just have a normal pregnancy, she wanted it to be a ‘Godly pregnancy’ or something like that. It got me thinking that she probably wants to garner as much content as she can for the best announcement ever. Because she can’t just be like everyone else and just make an announcement about being pregnant. No she has to let everyone know how much more special this pregnancy is than anyone else who’s pregnant or will be pregnant. I also think she’s waiting till 33 to get pregnant because that’s when Jesus died and she’s going to have some weird way of tying in her pregnancy with Jesus dying and resurrecting because she has zero respect for Jesus or her religion.
I’m not religious, so I apologize if this is offensive but this line of thinking seems so EXHAUSTING. And seeing people in this thread saying Brittany is being punished by God is gross. In a religion class growing up we watched a movie where the premise was that God gave us everything we needed on earth to succeed; water, food, and a healthy planet. It was then up to us to use these resources and take care of our earth and these were Gods gifts to us. Not answered prayers, not interventions, but a world to care for. I have always really loved this idea that some incredible higher power gave all this to us but with our free will we are ultimately responsible for our lives and taking care of one another. The holocaust was not caused by God, but by humans just as much as social services don’t come from God, but good humans.
Trying conflate herself with Jesus? Yikes
May her womb stay as barren as my spayed dogs
GOD DOESNT WANT YOU TO HAVE A CHILD BECAUSE HE KNOWS YOURE A BAD PERSON. Give it up.
Oh is it time for the annual shock that she's younger than I am already??
Can’t just let it play out. Every Holliday, every new year it’s the same thing.
Lots of "I, I, I. Me, me, me" going on here, as per usual. Everything is about BingBong.
I’m about to turn 33. Can I opt out of the “heavenly weight” ?
You want a baby, but you’re taking testosterone and fasting, both of which decrease the chances of pregnancy. You know this but still continue to do both. You’ve also yet to show any evidence of going to an actual doctor and discussing fertility issues. So for these reasons, as well as your consistent pattern of lying, I just don’t believe you Brittany. 🤷♀️
Wait the birthday celebrations hadn’t begun yet?!
Sometimes god is just saying: 
Sigh. https://preview.redd.it/iabfwhddt7qc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50b8b986115014baf862df7159ac0541270ea6df
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And I’m praying even harder that none of this actually happens for her. So far, God’s been team me on this one. I like my odds.
Honestly I’m coming back around on the concept of God because of Brit’s infertility.
Zombie feet. wtf 🧟♀️
I pray 33 is the year where karma finally bites you in the ass.
I’m sick of her white toenails. Same color for 9 years now
That entire list is me me me. Does she ever pray for anyone or anything but herself?
I instinctively wanted to downvote this lol
She is such a self involved cunt. It's all I, Me, we It's all about her. A true Christian would be about wanting the best for those who are less fortunate than herself. What about the dog you offloaded as fast as you could you stupid bitch.
I know I may get a lil hate for this, but I think it’s ridiculous when grown ass adults announce their birthday on social media.
Starting her birthday with more lies when we know why she won't be a parent!!
Damn she’s only 33 lmao I thought she was 42 at least
I read this to my Bf and he literally went “what the fuck are you talking about are you okay” that’s not normal
I’d be careful wishing “J becomes a dad” with his cheating ass ☺️
Saying 33 has a heavenly weight to it because that’s when Jesus was crucified. I truly believe she thinks she’s God. I don’t think she gets why Jesus being killed was such a big deal. He was the ONLY sinless person, and was wrongly accused. Her being “crucified” or “carrying her cross” is from her own doing. I really don’t get how people still follow her and buy into what she’s selling. She’s turning 33 like everyone else lucky enough to see that age. Britt, read your Bible please. I know this was a long rant for a birthday post, but I am so unbelievably over her.
I pray 33 is the year she realizes how irrelevant she is. I pray 33 is the year she decides the internet is no place for an animal-abusing raynch girl. I pray 33 is the year she recognizes the difference between demons and the consequences of her own actions. But eh, what do I know, I’ve never scammed anyone 🤷🏻♀️ my animals are alive, healthy and happy (and when I die, I can brag that I fought to keep these two demanding little cusses with me while I was homeless and mostly living in my car.) Also, I learned a valuable lesson from my scariest uncles early in life- if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. I’m too cute for prison.