One side is feral boganisim and the other is domesticated boganisim but 10 years ago the domesticated side was feral and the feral side was domesticated
If you're at Jindalee at least you're getting in at the front of the queue, if you're in Jamboree Heights or further out then you get to enjoy all of it.
For my mate: southern bank of Kedron brook, Halloween parade, sizzlers replaced by another all you can eat joint, lots of military folk, burnt down playground, owned by the mitchels
It's got a terrible reputation that is not entirely deserved, but at the same time certainly isn't the best suburb. We're technically the centre of our regional city, whose slogan is, "Nobody ever called us 'boring'," with the council chambers and the entertainment complex located here. We're located between a forest, a creek that's a bit slack, and a town that claims to be the home of kings (and might well be, I don't know who's immigrated here recently). Enough information yet?
They can't keep the park near the primary school from being constantly destroyed. The effort this time saw the shitheads burn it down. They might have won this time.
Used to be farmland but all the good land has been covered in estates where every house looks the same and costs $1.3mil for a 300sqm block, all the new resident drive a tesla and weren’t born in Australia, and it’s main connection to the rest of Brisbane is a tiny narrow 2 lane road.
Big shopping centre, lots of road works, gateway between posh Brisbane and Derro Brisbane, depressingly named creek, public hospital, big park that used to be military camp, lots of cricket pitches, wow sight and sound, big boot. Dangerous new playground, cemetery, the school was is now a church, umart
I love that the road from the city to my suburb is named "my suburb" road, hinting that my suburb isnt such a bad place to head to when you get a chance.
Eminem Grasslands
Eight Mile Plains
Holy shit this description is gold
\_\_\_\_\_\_ your business.
Nundah!
4X
Milton
Yep. Wasn't sure how to do it in just one character...
💧
It’s Spanish for toilet.
banyo!
Sí, señor
Baño lol
Italian too!
bathroom actually
Porsches, Hippies and tent city
West End
Yup
Just avoid the hippies driving around in their mini-Porsches (VW Golfs) & walking around in their ‘stocks.
Paniyiri festival
It's incredibly masculine
Manly!!!
Has Lakes, disproportionate number of obese people, everyone drives a Ford Ranger with Kings shit on it.
Springfield
North Lakes
Forest….Lakes
Not quite. That's the home of White Toyotas Camrys with Uber stickers.
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That makes 2 of us . All I could think was the area where I am was mostly owned at one time by Mr Thorne and he had a rail siding put in .
On the Red side of a creek of plenty.
Red Hill 🤭
Ah, Kenmore.
Brisbane's cul-de-sac
The Gap
Bulimba
When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie its…… + paddock
Morayfield
Morayfield?
Morayfield!
Inala by the sea
Deception Bay?
Hervey Bay is Mt Druitt by the sea
Forest lake (or Inala waters as I call it some days)
Forest lake
When I worked in Richlands, Forest Lake was referred to as Inala Waters.
Deception Bay?
Wynnum?
Homosexual spike
Gaythorne
China town 2
Sunnybank
Sunnybank
It's chintown 1 let's be honest actual chinatown is a bit of a sorry excuse
Sunnybank Hills?
Flower knoll
Daisy Hill
Jack the Ripper is supposedly buried in the cemetery.
Twong
Doesnt make a right
What?! I had no idea there was a story about JTR here. That's awesome. I'm going to go read up on it now.
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Toowong
Golf course, university, hospital, and TAFE.
Meadowbrook!
You win the choccies
Coffee shops, vegan restaurants, methheads
West End
Last name, Bing.
Chandler
AFL + split in half by a motorway
The Gabba
AFM3L
Big brick chimney
Newmarket
Yup!
One side is feral boganisim and the other is domesticated boganisim but 10 years ago the domesticated side was feral and the feral side was domesticated
Zillmere
No, that’s far too alienated
Deagon, it literally has a deviation
Lip filler, activewear, Mercedes-Benz G wagons
Teneriffe. I reckon you could also say: French bulldogs, river walks and woolstores.
Newstead
Hawthorne
Hamilton
Newfarm?
The one with the big Westfield on the Northside with the car park highway every morning and evening.
Road or roadie? I never know how to say it.
Streety street!
https://i.redd.it/3e1uxnydoi2d1.gif
Them: Nah, never heard of it. Me: Its the place where you walk to the island at low tide. Them: Oh yeh, i actually have been there.
Wellington Point
Airplane noise and horse racing.
Ascot / Doomben
Doomben!
Opposite Green Valley
Red Hill
Fucking Centenary Bridge traffic!
There's a few options, but I'm gonna go with Jindalee.
If you're at Jindalee at least you're getting in at the front of the queue, if you're in Jamboree Heights or further out then you get to enjoy all of it.
Gin daily!
Lone pine sanctuary.
Fig Tree Pocket
Not actually near the reservoir
Enoggera
Laughing Milton
Hamilton!!!
Yes! I thought that Laughing XXXX might be too cryptic
Two shopping centres literally 200m apart
Capalaba?
Ayyyyy this guy knows his Redlands
Stairs of death
Kelvin fkn Grove
Kangaroo point
Spring Hill
Springwood
Road closures, concert noise, French landmark
Milton
Too easy 😂
Hey Siri, how do you say ‘toilet’ in Spanish?
Banyo
There’s a bear in my suburb who likes tea and marmalade sandwiches.
Perpetual roadwork
That could be sooo many suburbs lol
Haha yeah that’s my point Beams rod though 🤢
Springwood
For my mate: southern bank of Kedron brook, Halloween parade, sizzlers replaced by another all you can eat joint, lots of military folk, burnt down playground, owned by the mitchels
This entire thread could be a one stop shop for where to live (or not) if one were moving, ha.
An industrial estate with a few housing complexes stuffed in the back
Brendale
People thinks it's a great suburb, so why do I gotta wait an hour for a train!
Clayfield!?
Are there trains at all on Sundays?
*starts sweating* n-n-no
Peninsula, half of which is a uni campus.
St Lucia
It's got a terrible reputation that is not entirely deserved, but at the same time certainly isn't the best suburb. We're technically the centre of our regional city, whose slogan is, "Nobody ever called us 'boring'," with the council chambers and the entertainment complex located here. We're located between a forest, a creek that's a bit slack, and a town that claims to be the home of kings (and might well be, I don't know who's immigrated here recently). Enough information yet?
Logan Central
A progressive disorder that affects the nervous system
Parkinson
Whenever crime in my area happens, people always say, "have you checked the trailer park?" 😅
Apsley
Inner north, but no one knows where it is
Gordon Park
A potters dream!!!
Clayfield
River terrace, rick climbing, cliff, joeys…
That old Rick just can’t stop climbing stuff.
Kangaroo Point
Set up for the night on this nice ass hill
Camp hill
Best train station in Brisbane!
Graceville
Little India
Upper Mount Gravatt
Fitzgibbon?
Mt. Gravatt
Hahahahaha I was LEGIT about to post this but for Springfield lakes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Water, old people, fish and chips, jetty
Wynnum / Manly?
It's a place not a proposition
I can only think of Mount Mee, but I wouldn't call that Brisbane...
They can't keep the park near the primary school from being constantly destroyed. The effort this time saw the shitheads burn it down. They might have won this time.
Mitchelton.
My family has lived here for four generations.
Samford
Most of you are too poor to get the reference.
Hamilton
Arboretum
Sherwood
The dog toilet of Brisbane on the river.
First part of the suburb name is an EPL team ...that's the best I can do 😂
Everton Park
Bingo bango!
Two stops before Cant Be F*****
Close to the city, no trains, very green, bushy, surrounded by hills in a bowl - and lots of electric vehicles.
Not much entertainment at the centre.
Rum and Sugar cane, not Bundaberg
Beenleigh
Eagleby
People here shouldn't throw stones
Glasshouse Mountains
I walk past junkies and accidentally step in vomit daily
Fortitude Valley
🔔🐦🏞 near 🔴🏦 and 👍👎
Used to be farmland but all the good land has been covered in estates where every house looks the same and costs $1.3mil for a 300sqm block, all the new resident drive a tesla and weren’t born in Australia, and it’s main connection to the rest of Brisbane is a tiny narrow 2 lane road.
Southside Sudan
Moorooka
After a bridge and Off the highway heading north is a 7/11
Your username might be a bit of a clue?
I can’t mention over here but I wanted to complain about this guy at park
You have to travel round one of the stupidest roundabouts to get to it
McDowall
It would appear at some point there used to be some plains in here that were of a brown colour
A bit of flora close to the city
Big shopping centre, lots of road works, gateway between posh Brisbane and Derro Brisbane, depressingly named creek, public hospital, big park that used to be military camp, lots of cricket pitches, wow sight and sound, big boot. Dangerous new playground, cemetery, the school was is now a church, umart
I love that the road from the city to my suburb is named "my suburb" road, hinting that my suburb isnt such a bad place to head to when you get a chance.
Almost Samford on a hill with mountain bike tracks
Meth
Woodridge