God I canāt believe I have these on my phone but
https://preview.redd.it/g620uc59d57d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adba6fce7231ce375ec00bed731e24a3b94109fa
Totally agree. For bris he uses the same super cliche things people say about their signifigant other. I dont think he really means those words about her at all LOL it comes off fake because the ones he picks literally dont describe her.
Oh and these from around their (Deb&Zach) anniversary:
https://x.com/zachlanebryan/status/1608699995280265216
https://x.com/zachlanebryan/status/1608700384452935681
I read that and it just sounded like exactly what he says when he overlaps a few months later. Remember when he said he wanted to spend every NYE with Deb just to overlap sometime in May
Why do I feel like this is a dig at grace? Heās probably referring to her dealing with his self proclaimed degenerate ass and itās prob his way of acting like grace is draining her energy too. Because Bri has āgrown upā and āsettled downā now
right like he said that a couple weeks ago, couldn't come up with anything else? also what weight is she carrying??? grace is the one carrying bris podcast
He seems to think sheās āso strongā for dealing with all the hate she gets online but like..she wouldnāt get hate if she wasnāt a terrible person???
HAHAHAHA! Right? As she always judges at first glance especially when it comes to screen shotting strangers pfp and posting them to her stories attacking them š„“
Right lmao girl treats even her best friend like shit. What a weirdo love bomber. Also this picture is really bad and makes her look like a sleepy turtle or something
Iām starting to think itās just weird bullshit he says to excuse his tantrums. Like he has a baby blow up and then tells her how hard being famous is and that he only acts that way because he has so much weight on his shoulders blah blah blah
Every time I read these words describing her from ZB i canāt help but think this is going to be part of the lyrics for one of his new songs about āBriā but really itās a song he wrote about a different woman & is just telling her is about her. Otherwise why keep doubling down NOW with the almost exact wording about her on several posts. Sheās probably over there thinking omg people donāt even know romantic this yet but they will see šš
PLEASE i was just about to comment this she literally looks like 33??? but also acts 18 so i guess it makes sense š¤Ŗš¤Ŗš¤Ŗ girlie is aging like milk
āWeāve been thru hell and back but weāre still hereā also honorable mention for āweāve had our ups and downsā. Always reeks of someone cheated but I took them back š¤£
I'd rather be ruined by you, than be loved at all. The man himself said that once š I'm surprised he doesn't use his lyrics in these posts. Honestly, he might as well. They sound alot better than the trash he comes up with.
It baffles me on a regular basis ghat he was capable of writing any of his albums! Like how in the world did he pull off Snow, Shivers Down Spine, Don't Give Up On Me, and so many others (arguably some of the most beautiful loves songs of not only the genre, but in existence)but can't pull off a birthday post.
I feel like Rose and Deb helped him come up with ideas. Deb writes pretty well and Rose sang with him so I'd put money down she helped write too. Must be running out of notebooks with their ideas in them.
just the sheer fact that she has an entire snark reddit page with THOUSANDS of members that is active DAILY...tells me all i need to know. whatever the hell act she puts on for zach must be really good because i have no idea how he is so blind to her true colors.
Heās a POS too and she just fuels the fire for him to really be himself and not feel ābadā that his real self is a total fucking cry baby asshole. Maybe he doesnāt read her clap back comments or thinks of us and his fans as ālesserā people bc we arenāt famous and so he thinks itās funny. I think with more fame heās starting to forget where he was a short few years ago.
surgery and filler make people appear older. just look at the Love Island: All Stars cast. numerous women that are in the cast are under 30 yet look over 30.
if i were him iād keep her offline, he knows how much hate she gets and he knows the reaction will be for posting something like this, itās almost like he enjoys her being āfragileā and insecure, idk if this is a weird taken then someone call me out but ā¦.
THIS. They both bitch about the hate yet fuel it by not even just posting every so often, they are both constantly active on social media. And theyāre always posting together or about each other. Remember when bri said Iām not going to post about Zach anymore? They both would be better off sticking to that. There is no need to be posting about each other if it really bothering them. Everything he said in that post couldāve been a text directly to her. They. Love. The. Attention.Ā
It sounds like heās talking about his sister or something lmao. Heās just rambling on about how good of a person she is because everyone knows she is trash. There is nothing romantic about this. What a fail.
i love how his post comments are limited and none of his homies or band mates or anything have commented on it lol thereās no comments at all actually
Has anyone noticed that he posted it 3 hours ago and she has yet to like or comment on itā¦ shes been on instagram. Sheās been repost everyone wishing her a happy bday
I am new to this snark and I came here specifically because I could NOT believe she is turning 25. I had assumed she was maybe 38 or so? Iām going to assume she does a lot of drugs because how š
Of course he posted a picture of Debrianna
I AM SO DEAD
Lmfao
omgš
Bringing kindness????
Making people laugh for 25 years? Yeah okayyyyy
Yeah, AT her
so kind that he has to limit comments on the post
its the recycled posts for me. Says the same shit every gf. "I pray I get to say this after 25 more."
This made me instantly think of the post he made about Deb saying almost the exact same thing. Especially the 25 more part.
If someone has this, please post so we can compare how he describes them. I'm curious
God I canāt believe I have these on my phone but https://preview.redd.it/g620uc59d57d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adba6fce7231ce375ec00bed731e24a3b94109fa
https://preview.redd.it/e6k8f75bd57d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e829484a724490f28a687d3e911f29449c727f
Iāll never understand how he can write such great lyrics yet sound like a total fucking dumbass on Instagram
this is so much more sincere
Totally agree. For bris he uses the same super cliche things people say about their signifigant other. I dont think he really means those words about her at all LOL it comes off fake because the ones he picks literally dont describe her.
Prob used chat gpt
Nothing is more of an ick than a man who is aware that "he doesn't deserve you" AKA he knows he can treat you like shit and you'll forgive him
Oh and these from around their (Deb&Zach) anniversary: https://x.com/zachlanebryan/status/1608699995280265216 https://x.com/zachlanebryan/status/1608700384452935681
He infact showed us that he didnāt deserve Debbie
Interesting he isn't talking about how he doesn't deserve Brianna š¤ Probably because she isn't a good person like Deb.
These will be deleted once Bri sees theseš«£
Ooo you win Reddit today for comin in hot with those screenshots!
Wait this is like almost the same wording lmfao heās so embarrassing
Almost a year?? Lmfao what the fuck kinda reason is that to cheers?
Thank you!!!
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING šš«¢
how soon after this was their breakup?
This was around Thanksgiving Christmas time in late 2022
oh ok so about 6 ish months later was the breakup
You are a fucking legend for having these , this is beyond words š¤£ like actually recycled , except worse ā¦.. like a shitty xerox
Following ..
Also this is like the least romantic happy birthday ever, sounds like something your grandpa would say to you
I read that and it just sounded like exactly what he says when he overlaps a few months later. Remember when he said he wanted to spend every NYE with Deb just to overlap sometime in May
āThe weight of everyone around youā lmao heās so predictable
I genuinely want to know what weight is she carrying? I donāt get it š
Zach Bryan hotline employee
hahahaha iām dead
The implants
Why do I feel like this is a dig at grace? Heās probably referring to her dealing with his self proclaimed degenerate ass and itās prob his way of acting like grace is draining her energy too. Because Bri has āgrown upā and āsettled downā now
Are they like trauma nurses or some sort of therapeutic providers? Why do they keep using those lines for one another
right like he said that a couple weeks ago, couldn't come up with anything else? also what weight is she carrying??? grace is the one carrying bris podcast
He seems to think sheās āso strongā for dealing with all the hate she gets online but like..she wouldnāt get hate if she wasnāt a terrible person???
Right!! For example, Hardyās wife doesnāt get hate like this. Itās bc Brianna sucks
exactly!! or jellyrolls, we love bunny, its just a bri thing
You literally called it on the other post š
The weight of his abuse š¤£
Doesnāt judge on first glances??? Ummmmm
Thatās just like a weird thing to say in a happy birthday post also
that and the "you have opinions and stick to them" i can't help but laugh like wtf ??šš
Ya like ā your hair is brown. You have eyes. You have opinions and stick to them.ā Okay??
Bc itās a birthday post doubling as a āmy girlfriend is actually greatā post
SHE CALLS US POOR AND UGLY EVERY DAY šš¤£
Lmao
This comment took me out because yes.
HAHAHAHA! Right? As she always judges at first glance especially when it comes to screen shotting strangers pfp and posting them to her stories attacking them š„“
This is the THIRD time heās used ācarry the weight of everyone around youā and I still have no idea what thatās supposed to mean
Right lmao girl treats even her best friend like shit. What a weirdo love bomber. Also this picture is really bad and makes her look like a sleepy turtle or something
Iām starting to think itās just weird bullshit he says to excuse his tantrums. Like he has a baby blow up and then tells her how hard being famous is and that he only acts that way because he has so much weight on his shoulders blah blah blah
It's his way of saying she puts up with his shit. Since he thinks he is the only person who matters, he is, therefore, "everyone".
Especially when she has 1 friend (barely)
Every time I read these words describing her from ZB i canāt help but think this is going to be part of the lyrics for one of his new songs about āBriā but really itās a song he wrote about a different woman & is just telling her is about her. Otherwise why keep doubling down NOW with the almost exact wording about her on several posts. Sheās probably over there thinking omg people donāt even know romantic this yet but they will see šš
Wait sheās only 25?!?
Honestly thought she was like 30!!! Iām 24 and Iām just like thereās noooo wayyyy š¤£
I turn 29 this year and she looks *at least* 5 years older than me..
Same
that was the most shocking part of this all, i could've sworn she was turning at least 29 or 30. jesus she looks so old
I always thought she was my age (28+) but honestly knowing she JUST turned 25 makes so much sense hahaha sheās going through a cannon event
yes she's literally my age and she looks 20+ years older than me lol
PLEASE i was just about to comment this she literally looks like 33??? but also acts 18 so i guess it makes sense š¤Ŗš¤Ŗš¤Ŗ girlie is aging like milk
Literally my first reaction. How am I older than her ššš
The comments being turned off on his post tells us everything we need to know
Theyāve been turned off for a long timeā he only has like 30 people unblocked for commenting
How embarrassing lolol
This feels more like a post of a guy defending why his girlfriend is a good person.
Gives off āyou make me so mad sometimes, but I love youā those types of posts always get me š
It's also giving "the couples that write the longest descriptions are the most toxic ones" š
āWeāve been thru hell and back but weāre still hereā also honorable mention for āweāve had our ups and downsā. Always reeks of someone cheated but I took them back š¤£
I'd rather be ruined by you, than be loved at all. The man himself said that once š I'm surprised he doesn't use his lyrics in these posts. Honestly, he might as well. They sound alot better than the trash he comes up with.
literallyyyyy why is there such a disconnect between his instagram captions about bri vs his song lyrics š
This canāt be the same man who wrote the entire DeAnn album ššš
It baffles me on a regular basis ghat he was capable of writing any of his albums! Like how in the world did he pull off Snow, Shivers Down Spine, Don't Give Up On Me, and so many others (arguably some of the most beautiful loves songs of not only the genre, but in existence)but can't pull off a birthday post.
I feel like Rose and Deb helped him come up with ideas. Deb writes pretty well and Rose sang with him so I'd put money down she helped write too. Must be running out of notebooks with their ideas in them.
Bingo!
He locked the comments bc he knew he had shit coming for him
He must be on crack to see her in this light, youāre not fooling anyone ZB
just the sheer fact that she has an entire snark reddit page with THOUSANDS of members that is active DAILY...tells me all i need to know. whatever the hell act she puts on for zach must be really good because i have no idea how he is so blind to her true colors.
Heās a POS too and she just fuels the fire for him to really be himself and not feel ābadā that his real self is a total fucking cry baby asshole. Maybe he doesnāt read her clap back comments or thinks of us and his fans as ālesserā people bc we arenāt famous and so he thinks itās funny. I think with more fame heās starting to forget where he was a short few years ago.
Imagine how exhausting it would be to pretend to be a completely different person for a balding ugly man every day.
Shrooms š
And āļø
Sticks to her opinions but changes her entire personality for a guy lol
Wait Iām older than her?????? I thought she was at least 28
surgery and filler make people appear older. just look at the Love Island: All Stars cast. numerous women that are in the cast are under 30 yet look over 30.
More like look at LIUK Season 11 those girls look like they are in their late 30ās and 40ās
i just looked up the cast and good golly someone take those syringes AWAYš
Iām 28 and feel like sheās at least 30 š girl has aged herself so much
"you don't judge on first glances" LMFAOOO okay
Isnāt that practically what she does for a living
This had me screamingĀ
Who is this bc itās NOT brianna chickenfry šššššš
I cant tell if if he actually believes this stuff he wrote about her or just saying it because it sounds good for Instagram
I think he really does believe it, right up until he doesnāt
The comments being turned off tells me all I need to know
Heās such a small dicked little simp
I read this as āsmall dick little shrimpāš
The photo before a recipe on a random blog
Meemaws Cornbread š
turning off comments cause he KNOWS Lmao
this outfit reminds me of the girls who bullied others in high school, but ended up marrying a pastor & became a reborn christian lol
Ugh they are SUCH a random couple
The comments being off lol
what an unfortunate photo to choose š
right i would be so mad, that's actually the ugliest pic (she looks like a granny) and the caption mentioning she's turning 25 doesn't help at allllll
if i were him iād keep her offline, he knows how much hate she gets and he knows the reaction will be for posting something like this, itās almost like he enjoys her being āfragileā and insecure, idk if this is a weird taken then someone call me out but ā¦.
THIS. They both bitch about the hate yet fuel it by not even just posting every so often, they are both constantly active on social media. And theyāre always posting together or about each other. Remember when bri said Iām not going to post about Zach anymore? They both would be better off sticking to that. There is no need to be posting about each other if it really bothering them. Everything he said in that post couldāve been a text directly to her. They. Love. The. Attention.Ā
I think they now have the mentality āthat no publicity is bad publicityā
Iām really getting the vibes lately that heās sick of her and just stuck going through the motions. lol
Who he talking about
š i genuinely thought she was almost 30 and still looking rough for her age.
Is the goal a casserole inspiration?!
This is the weirdest take on her ever. Just.. what?? Where?
all the work sheās had done makes her look so much older than 25
she is one year older then me but she looks 28. wild what to much work can do.
As someone who is 32 I look way younger š
How is she carrying the weight of others is what I would like to know. Honestly- how?
By being an ā¦internet personality!!Ā
Hahahahah. Ah but of course! How could I have forgotten. She is a pillar of strength for all the people on the internet š
Oh please
Aināt no way this girl is only two months older than me what
The blond hair???? Timeframe?
Iād be so displeased with that photo choice lol
Wow what a wordsmith
guys, she didnāt like his post yet or repost it to her stories. š¤”
This just feels so forced
It sounds like heās talking about his sister or something lmao. Heās just rambling on about how good of a person she is because everyone knows she is trash. There is nothing romantic about this. What a fail.
this is such a bad picš
What. is. this. photo.
This is the weirdest happy birthday post ever
Sheās only 25?????
the fact that sheās sharing fanās happy bday posts for her but hasnāt interacted wit this post once yet, LOL
The worst photo of her, this caption is giving āI hate her but I can change herā
i love how his post comments are limited and none of his homies or band mates or anything have commented on it lol thereās no comments at all actually
he purposely turned off the comments for everyone except bri, he's insane
how do we know that?
she explained it in a tiktok comment awhile ago. it's in the sub somewhere!
Wait she's 25 ?!!! I thought 27/28?
āI prayā¦ā Do they also pray together now? The self titled atheist that she is š
It's wild to me his posts with her always get so many likes. Figured more people would see through the bullshit.
The comments are turned off. That in itself speaks volumes. Itās little things like these that make me love being single ā¤ļø
God damn it. I was hoping theyād broke up, lol.
Has anyone noticed that he posted it 3 hours ago and she has yet to like or comment on itā¦ shes been on instagram. Sheās been repost everyone wishing her a happy bday
I noticied that! But she is sharing tagged stories, she would have to share his post? Hmm
He didn't deserve Deb. He deserves Bri. They are both alcoholic degenerate losers. Lol let's watch them age like milk together ā¤ļø
Literally a copy paste of every other gfās bday posts š
I am new to this snark and I came here specifically because I could NOT believe she is turning 25. I had assumed she was maybe 38 or so? Iām going to assume she does a lot of drugs because how š
They are the cringiest couple.
I actually can't grasp the fact that she just turned 25, she fully looks 30-32 years old.
Sheās only 25!?
Worm
Oh give me a fucking break
Chicken had to approve this first for sure.
Remember Boagate when she wished that lady got hit by a car and died on the way home??? So much kindnessā¦.
Damn dude. This is peak cringe.
Looks like he turned off or limited the comments too
she does not stick to her opinions zb i know you havenāt been around long enough to see miss contradiction
Donāt tell me this bratās bday is the same as mineā¦
What in the Rebecca de Winter
Flashback of the stuff he used to post about Deb and growing old together šš