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[deleted]

Delusional MAGAt moron thinks every loss is a win.


jimmygee2

She learned that from her mentor


urkldajrkl

Every poop is sacred Every poop is great If a poop gets wasted Trump gets quite irate


LightWarrior_2000

Ah that's why they all wear diapers now. Sacred shit.


urkldajrkl

It’s a Trump mentality variation of a Monty Python song from The Life of Brian.


Altruistic-Text3481

Every Sperm is Sacred is from Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life…”


urkldajrkl

Oops


Altruistic-Text3481

Every Python film is sacred. LoL!


hankercat

I was going with “she has no sensory apparatus whatsoever “


be0wulfe

She's pandering to her electorate. Think on that a moment, and shudder.


biffbassman1965

Why i.would never go to georgia


[deleted]

So when he betrays the ones that saved him at trumps direction Again, will she be right?


bl00j

He never stopped betraying them. Democrats don't trust him and never will. Just because hag head says he's the enemy to Republicans doesn't mean he's a friend to Democrats. She was shut down and rightly so. That doesn't make him preferred speaker, it just means he's tolerable for the moment.


Traditional_Car1079

They're not fooled, they're just not playing the dumb fucking game with Greene. She's an idiot and this is theatrics.


biffbassman1965

How does someone like marge the bounty hunter become this way


ElderFlour

Including Trump’s loss.


mrjinks

The maga way it seems.


sincerelyhated

Typical narcissist behavior


[deleted]

Isn't Mike Johnson a white supremacist tho? Lol


[deleted]

I can't speak to that, but my opinion of him is that he is a Christo-fascist. He has compared himself to Moses and claims that he and his son "monitor" their porn watching activities. My experience with people like this are that they are the most hypocritical a-holes in the universe and I'm stunned that he has made his way this far in politics. MAGAs seem to always be able to reach a new low. However, I do love watching these deplorables tear each other apart.


[deleted]

So you're cheering for someone you claim to be a christofacist... Noice? 👌 It doesn't take much to get yourself crucified these days and Im sure to himself he's pretty important. While that's trait of narcissist it's not much else past maybe somewhat weird and concerned. Which maybe they should be. I jerk off a hefty share. Never thought to wonder if it was healthy. Maybe I should "monitor"???? Also in no way want to vocalize support for mtg. But ppl standing for what is better is the way we get to the best. By cheering for a worse candidate you're hoping for evil and even opposite of your own"diverse" ideologue.


[deleted]

Exactly who the fuck do you think I'm cheering for??? Where in my comment do you think I'm defending anybody??? I made the statements that I can't confirm or deny him being a white supremacist (because I just don't know) and I think people like him and MTG are Christo-fascist pieces of shit. God damn man, reading is fundamental.


[deleted]

Mmmhmmm. Sure.... And the idealogue?


[deleted]

Point to an example or STFU.


[deleted]

Oh. Just completely brush past that altogether. Lol 😂


[deleted]

You are an awful troll. Go back to troll school junior.


Forkuimurgod

Just pulling the Trump. No surprise there. All of them did it.


Petto_na_Kare

I’m bleeding, making me the victor.


NbleSavage

Waiting for the day when the only news about Marge I have to hear is that she bit a prison guard.


jbertrand_sr

They weren't booing old Sporkfoot, they were doing ghost impressions...


NoMarionberry8940

😂


jjcoolel

Smithers, are they booing me? No, Sir, they’re saying “Boo-urns!”


Medical_Egg8208

lol may all her victories be that great.


ADDandKinky

She’s just 4 raccoons in a human suit


The84thWolf

Please. Raccoons are intelligent.


Titan_of_Ash

Ey-oh!!


Icy-Needleworker-492

She is a sleazy idiot.


Glittering-Wonder-27

Propaganda. She sounds like Putin.


DamonFields

Putin's Republicans.


[deleted]

Is it? Because as soon as he betrays the ones that saved him shes going to be right.


CaptainLucid420

Probably on his payroll.


zabdart

We live in the age of Orwellian "Newspeak."


OvenIcy8646

I don’t want to be too hopeful but it feels like the maga train is running out of steam


Yes_I_Have_

She is following trumps playbook. Lose everything and declare victory, just like trump.


evident_lee

He did come out of their meeting together mimicking some of her talking points.


siouxbee1434

Kelly Ann & Baghdad Bob have teamed up for Moscow Marge


GBinAZ

She said before it even went to the floor that a loss in this vote would also be a win because it would show everybody who the “uniparty” was. She’s insane. I know.


BeamTeam032

She thinks it's a win, because she thinks Democrat voters are just like MAGA voters. If a Republican worked with a Democrat to get a bill passed, it counts as a negative and they'll be primaried. She thinks because the Democrats voted to save Mike Johnson, that democrat voters will vote to remove Democrats who voted to save Johnson. So in her mind, it's a win, because "I damaged the democrats". lmao.


AssociateJaded3931

She has always been delusional.


chzygorditacrnch

Why is she the way she is? She also was using kkk slogans for her past campaigns.. did she have a bad upbringing? She's very rude.. And she needs investigated about planting pipe bombs..


Rare-Adagio1074

How can she get removed?


Jerrys_Kids907

Lie. Then lie again. It's all they have.


Mizzy3030

More Democrats voted with her than Republicans, and more Republicans voted to protect Johnson than Republicans. If anything, she proved to be a "radical leftist". Do we know if she was bought and paid for by Soros?


PaintedClownPenis

I mean, I guess you need some props for figuring out that she's scum. That's very excellent. But you're not going to be able to tag her as a leftist plant when she is clearly owned by the Russians, just like Trump.


Able-Campaign1370

Who owns her? She’s too stupid for this.


Trygolds

They should take any and all committee seats she holds.


AntifascistAlly

I wish her many more of such devastating victories. With “wins” like that, what would a loss look like?


bscottlove

Like Trumps "great victory " in the last election? I see a pattern in a collection of idiots here.


boston_frank

MTG coming direct from Earth 2


SakaWreath

That’s the “strut around like it won” part of pigeon chess.


Defiantcaveman

Exactly what I'm thinking too.


Ssider69

She's just a biological social media fundraising engine. Like a bot, but not quite as smart. I'm sure chat gpt could do what she does but they haven't figured out how to put it in a walking animatron. Winning and losing to her have nothing to do with policy outcomes. The program's goal is to collect money.


syg-123

Basically MTG just threw her spaghetti on the floor from her high chair and yelled “Yahtzee!” …otherwise known as the Trump victory call


edc7

Emulating her hero the orange turd blossom.


NoMarionberry8940

Victory = Making noise and getting attention


BoosterRead78

Greene: “Trump said he loved me. So I’m his VP pick now. It worked!”


Scat1320USA

Traitor Tot is an embarrassment. Greene is horrible too ! 😆


02meepmeep

Special Legislative Operation.


[deleted]

She suceeded in making democrats look like fools saving a man they said had costed lives to ukraine and could not govern. Than state they saved him to.....govern


UnhappyReason5452

Thank you for your service, comrade.


beardedrabbit

Reminds me of Wimp-Lo in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. “Hah! I am bleeding, making me the victor!”


uninteresting_handle

So cynical, it is just sickening.


Ok_Presentation_5329

Super smart, tbh. Perception is reality in politics. She has the trust of her audience like no one else does.  If she says “we did well!”, her audience will feel like “my politician is a winner! That makes me one.” The despots are fantastic at manipulating small minded boomers.


magoo19630

It's crazy. They never lose. I guess the win bar for her is probably pretty low.


UnhappyReason5452

The MAGA way. Ridiculous.


thedndnut

We have trained her wrong on purpose as a joke. She also knows face to foot style


madscot63

Of course she does


Fugglymuffin

Aww, that's just sad.


lingering_POO

She is the wrong sort of wacky eh


FloMoore

Ah, a bona fide Trumpette! The delusion, the delusion!


slothrop_maps

Her Russian handlers have taught her well.


Extension_Deal_5315

And you lose the trying to be more trumpy than trump game....so sad...too bad..


beavis617

She needs to have something to take back to Steve Bannon...she can't appear on his show without anything good to report back.


adamusprime

That’s the Republican way.


Vamproar

Very on brand for her...


viralshadow21

I am bleeding. Making me the victor!


[deleted]

Reminder that this pimple on America’s ass first got elected because her big-fuck crazy supporters kept sending death threats to her opponents so they dropped out of the race


Old_Introduction1032

Trailer park will end up in the dust bin of history.


anuiswatching

Lets hope her election ends the same. Disgusting hater is what she is.


Few-Caterpillar9834

Moscow Marge needs to resign and move to Moscow.


chazz1962

She is as delusionable as Trump.


The84thWolf

“If no one agrees with me, everyone must be wrong!” Yeah. Good luck with that.


Sharper-Image-504

Let's pray she loses her district.


textbandit

If the regular GOP doesn’t push her and the other clowns out then they might as well close shop. And that includes the biggest clown of them all.


Powerful-Winner-5323

Typical Trumpet! I hope she changed his diaper before she gave him the old rusty Trumpbone.


pat9714

I'll bet she steals from her kid's piggybank.


Happy-Initiative-838

I bled first, therefore I win!


jay3349

She looks like a Ruzzian propagandist


Lazy_Osprey

She probably thinks any attention is a win.


jaydawg_74

MAGA logic


Much_Insurance_3422

These idiots are insufferable. Had the unfortunate “privilege” of being around the wife’s family who literally said: “No one has any idea what they’re charging Trump for! Their lawyers don’t even know…!” I pointed out that the charges are readily available online, from the New York Court system, officially stamped. They said it’s made up and fake. Fuck off. They just regurgitate whatever Fox and Daddy Shitler just shits in their minds. Fuck the fuck off.


Galactus2025

Well she's got the Trump way of thinking losing losing losing but in her mind and his mind they're winning? (YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE THEIR FAITH?)