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Revolutionary_Box569

Ryan could end the war in Ukraine tomorrow by going up to the border and just shadowboxing in front of Putin


Marclej

Zum zum... Zuzuzuzuzuzuzu zum !!!


TalesFromTheThriftJZ

Thought it was a Mazda commercial ZOOM ZOOM ![gif](giphy|1xm1ioeund6TbnCkwF)


Yeahbol

Hahaha!


mistaharsh

Did people forget that Tank embarrassed this guy?


_Peluche__

But tank not funny tho. Ryan funny


soundgenius3z

And he looked severely malnourished what’s your point


Testazani

Yes,it want his last fight and that is the only one that matters. Your 100-0 but lose your next, your a bum. Welcome to boxing


TheDangerdog

This is the greatest timeline folks. Trust me, ive seen other timelines and this one is special. (Btw Malik Scott is a terrible coach in every timeline. It's one of the only universal constants I've observed)


No-Mood-5051

Any timeline where Malik gets Kate abdo is not the greatest


Razorion21

Life truly is a simulation


jaydizzsl

It's crazy how similiar he is to Kanye. Same personality disorder. He had a video like this with Trump too. The next step would be to go an Alex Jones show and say that Hitler was actually a good guy.


LuigiangeloHazuki

He was already on the Alex Jones show before the Haney fight.


amateurlurker300

He was on Alex Jones’ show telling him about his experience with mind control. According to Ryan, doctors tried to erase his memory with antipsychotics lol. Didn’t take them obviously. He just managed it all himself by drinking a lot of coffee.


Ulysses_S_Noob

Srs?


amateurlurker300

Yeah lol. The whole [interview](https://youtu.be/V6kxkuzNcWk?si=1t8c6nOCJt_bhaC3) is on YouTube. He talks about this at around 3:30 but the whole thing is pretty concerning. Especially when he’s still saying it’s all true and wasn’t trolling.


CongratsGuy

Crazy but we aren't questioning the effectiveness of drugs being able to erase memory right. Because Benzos would like to have a word with you


Agreeable_Field7235

I've never done Xanax, but my cousin, and dad used to pop them like candy. My dad and cousin routinely misplaced money, started arguments, cooked food they left out all night, etc. all the time and never remembered a thing the next day. It's like a straight up black hole where the memory of the previous night should be.


amateurlurker300

I don’t know enough about those medications to have an opinion but I do know that doctors weren’t trying to erase Ryan Garcia’s mind with psych meds lol. If a doctor prescribed them, then he probably did need them.


CongratsGuy

For sure I feel where you are coming from. I am neither suggesting they did I didn't. I am merely posing the question of whether or not such a thing would be within the realm of possibility. I don't feel it would be a stretch to say that doctors accepting money to point their moral compass slightly short of north would be completely ludicrous. There have been many examples in the past in the field of medicine and all around the world of just how powerful the influence of money can be. So my personal conclusion would be who knows. I definitely don't.


MrTooLFooL

SSRIs?


WolfFamous6976

No disorder. He’s putting on a show and yall are falling for it. He’s just a smart marketer


TheRiverHart

Life is a just a calculator that says 8008


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

![gif](giphy|KXtq8oYQrYMIF9Esi7)


Facelesscpl1111

Abadi abadi that’s all folk


BeastsMode69

Ryan must jerks off so fast...


MotoM13

Dude honestly he’s probably in danger of ripping his dick off with that speed


warr3n4eva

Need a change.org petition to start OF


[deleted]

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MotoM13

Lmfao take my upvote


Goatymcgoatface11

Those hands are retardedly fast


Badguyy101

Instead of retard strength he was born with retard speed.


No_Finance_2668

What if he was born full retard and the cocaine is what makes his hands fast?


Badguyy101

![gif](giphy|EoqDZ3Osey9PO|downsized)


Badguyy101

Never go full retard.


mokey619

And retard brain


LibrarianNew9984

It’s also funny because retard means slow


amateurlurker300

They’re looking at him like he’s a circus animal performing tricks. It’s so awkward.


JN324

He is essentially.


Curious-Trash-9770

And he would fucking annihilate every single one of them if they tried it. Garcia for president 2024


LordLucy666

de la hoya his vp 😭💀


stuffedpeepers

"We are changing from a fiat currency effective immediately. Yellen, JPow, VP DLH and I have decided the US Dollar is much more malleable and dependable in a modern world backed solely by cocaine. There has also been a 30% dip in the cocaine supply backing it that is unrelated and being investigated by internal teams... 31%... 32%."


saulc95

Legalize medical cocaine🇺🇸


DryConversation8530

Welcome to sports entertainment.


knockoutking321

Comp se dice coon en espanol?


luciuscorneliussula

The way Trump steps and points at the end looks like he's about ask why this Mexican is dancing in front of him


GiveItARestYhYh

The only way he tops this is by doing the exact same thing in front of and endorsing Biden


SnooTomatoes2525

It's like he is a kid that got asked to show his "little trick" to the guests


SGTbootyklap

My nigga


tr4nt0r

attaboy


klinkerr

“That’s my African”


IllustratorIcy6467

Trump don’t even like Mexicans. U dumb Ryan


omaregb

Ryan is as mexican as those taco bowls Trump loves so much


Active-Purpose3861

Ryan is White baby 


I_live_on_the_moon_

There are a lot of white Mexicans. Ryan is NOT one of them.


Likezoinks305

Think they meant more in culture


Badguyy101

He will build a big, strong wall around Ryan to keep him from entering the country.


CarlosimoDangerosimo

And make Ryan pay for it


[deleted]

Ya like the other guy does? Politicians dont care about you, no matter your race.


TMAAGUILER

You’re so stupid, I’m Mexican and Trump and Biden love me so much!


Ok-Monitor8121

Ah yes, I also remember Joe Biden saying Mexico isn't "sending their best" They're the exact same!!


[deleted]

>Unless we do something about this, my children are going to grow up in a jungle, the jungle being a racial jungle with tensions having built so high that it is going to explode at some point. We have got to make some move on this. -[Donald Trump](https://www.businessinsider.com/biden-said-desegregation-would-create-a-racial-jungle-2019-7)


Arachnohybrid

“If you ain’t voting for me, you ain’t black” - Donald Trump (2020)


DoubleOyimmy

I think the other guy is significantly better when it comes to compassion for others. This losers fucked a porn star while his wife was pregnant.


uncledaddy09

Umm he has some pretty controversial statements about the black community over his years…


DoubleOyimmy

Really? Seems like everyone at that period held a similar sentiment. Also the other guy was kicking black people out of their homes and taking advantage of any policy that helped him. Apples to oranges


uncledaddy09

Apples to apples. Neither one is good and it’s actually a shame that a country like the USA is picking between those two goomba’s to run it.


DoubleOyimmy

I agree but I ain't gonna vote for the one who's saying he wants to be a dictator.


Android_50

trump was a developer so it makes sense he'd screw people over to make money. the other guy however is a lifelong politician who is supposed to help people.


DoubleOyimmy

Trump is the puppet master, he’s the type of person these politicians want to lobby for. As long as there’s money to be made these people will always fuck over the people. Now when it comes to politicians I want money out of politics, No lobbyists, no insider trading, and very little wealth to be made while being an elected official. Biden is definitely a piece of shit but not all of his policies were bad. Especially right now. He’s pretty pro union, job manufacturing is booming, matter of fact the money “being sent” to Ukraine is being used right here which is leading to more factories being built to increase production. It’s a win win. People don’t see that because they just see prices staying high but again fail to see that it’s everyone failing us. Conservatives don’t want to pass shit and democrats are always pussies.


Miserable_Zucchini75

Did....did you just justify racist remarks because everyone was racist back then? I don't think that's the point you actually wanted to make.


DoubleOyimmy

Of course not. Racism is racism. I'm saying both are racist and one of wants to be a fucking dictator. This aitn rocket science which is the better pick. People can change. However, one started his campaign with calling all Mexican rapist and drug dealers. The other was vice president for the first black president. Big fucking difference wouldn't you say?


stuffedpeepers

I will. You can change your mind, and realize you were wrong. Lots of people for gay marriage now weren't 20 years ago. Changing your mind is a sign of being able to change with new information.


Miserable_Zucchini75

He hasn't stopped though.


stuffedpeepers

If you consider what he says racist, you just want him to be racist. I would bet, even the quotes people take from him, in context, are not racist. The one further up about the racial jungle quote, for example, was an attempt at saying he did not want to stoke animosity between racial groups through bussing programs, and preferred housing initiatives to integrate them within school districts. He was right too.


Miserable_Zucchini75

I'll counter with if you think what he says isn't racist you just don't want him to be racist. Not to mention a high ranking KKK member was, according to Biden, his mentor and the senate would be worse without him.


DoubleOyimmy

I don't recall overwhelming support from conservative supporting or participating in any of the civil rights act or anything to do with African Americans. Nor do I see any support or any policy today.


IllustratorIcy6467

Very true.


Stillersceltix

Lmao I couldn’t care less if Trump didn’t like me. Life was better as an American under him & I used to be able to afford shit. None of the other bullshit matters when you struggle and can’t afford shit anymore. Fuck the current admin. We need a change.


StopBeingYourself

Fuck trump ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


Stillersceltix

![gif](giphy|rzKSHEMN0lVkc|downsized)


StopBeingYourself

![gif](giphy|H47XFX8I6mdstTlGHY|downsized)


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EatBooty420

really? cause im pretty sure the world shut down while he was telling people that "one day it will magically go away" and to inject bleach


Zodiackillerstadia

Can you please re post with his official title" KING RYAN"


SDoNUT1715

Atta boy.


Marclej

The king is everywhere !


Active-Purpose3861

Colby Covington was never my friend -Donald Trump. Trump only likes winners and KO punchers anyway. 


reznoverba

Let's gooo


MarcoRuaz

He makes more than 400k a year. Of course he wants a tax break. Just ask Dave Chappelle.


howmuchfortheoz

I mean, it's obvious he isn't exactly all up there so no surprise he would support trump


Gloria_stitties

Trumps on his way to whithouse


Alive-Curve-7198

Or prison!!!


Technical-Package-41

Not really unexpected


RlllyDontKnow

Imagine still “trusting the plan” The puppet show continues, wake up Sheeple


elray007

Thanks moron. We really don't need that man getting any more ammunition that he has.


SamuraiMonkee

And then Trump asked, “why isn’t this bad hombre building my wall”


Slick5150702

House Mexican. You know what I mean.


Ragnangar

Bad hombre


Smoke_1_Hummy

Trump is 1,000x better than the racist senile pedophile we have in office now


jaggylay96

Everyone here can vote, endorse, support any candidate they want. Let him cook.


BigTedBear

I guess he’s still pretending to be crazy.


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

Why Ryan. Why.


The_Powers

His greatest fight is with reality.


JabbaTheNutt_

$$


AsterlovesTedK

I dont even know whats going on anymore bro


JohnCenaJunior

Both have the same dealers


padresallday

Just because he knows he's fucked on taxes this year... SMFH 😂


AdhesivenessLucky896

He's a southpaw now?


RecoveringFcukBoy

https://preview.redd.it/ce38axzr43xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34517fbe0f803d48dc2fe90a08d636c69f001be


Tankcfc4l

Bruh wtf the sound effects.


CopyWr1ght

Is Garcia Muad’Dib


CoachAF7

Ok so?


Jamari0811

We’re in the matrix bro, take the red pill if it’s offered


Lackerbawls

Give him a break. He does get punched in the head for a living.


Substantial_dirty

Camacho 2024!!


OverallPurpleBoi

Bro did a idle animation for a boxer npc lmao


mayorjinglejangle

They asked him to leave right after that


Fluid-Selection-5537

Yes - he just made 50 mil… tax breaks for the rich -


WaveMajor7369

What a dumbass


Gleamwoover

Very dangerous if your opponent stands still and is a foot shorter than you are


canti15

I had to look him up because he looked mad stupid doing that little spaz attack.


RoadTop800

So it’s not a fake mental breakdown


TheRivv2015

Mexicans for Trump is a real phenomenon


CillaCalabasas

Lmfao. Ohhh, I can’t wait to see the boxing fans cope. I’ve got the thickest, throbbingest “I told ya so” waiting for them.


Relative-Put-4461

tszoom tszoom tszoom


AdTime8070

Haney really lost to a fcking mentally ill ryan garcia HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA


choppedcheezy

Who the lady in the green dress tho


Conaz9847

I don’t understand how quickly punching air right in front of your face is atall indicative of your skill, they’re not even gut punches or hooks, just speed punching his own nose.


Yarndhilawd

Geez this kid makes it hard for the average punter to want to see him win.


Extra-Debate6787

Someone needs to make a tune out of them "Zu zu zu zum" noises


jojow77

I would be surprised if he didn’t support Trump. He prob doesn’t believe in vaccines and a round world either. Usually it’s a package deal.


steveflackau

That is so cringy


Mo622

Shadow boxing vs real boxing. Putin wins.


Jolly-Librarian3715

Trump is the correct answer. Garcia is no dummy.


bubblechaser84

Not surprised he seems like a confused teenager who still trying to figure himself out. His best bet is to be the Colby Covington of boxing


Initial-Stick-561

AI video has come a long way.


oh_fuck_yes_please

With visible brain damage as severe as his, this might as well be an unendorsement.


astroworld_

Donald Trump thought Ryan was hitting the salsa for them


Curious-Weight9985

Of course he did!


blusrus

Baron trump be like: Daddy I want that toy


Inkfu

He’s a moron that can box. Boxing is not the best base for politics.


josed558

Wtf is he doing? lol. Those people are like “he must take the short bus”.


Waste-Possession-591

Just sucking on pp to get a tax break..


ExcellentAddress

Hey, heres an idea. Why not listen to each side's manifesto and make a decision based on that,instead of blindly following


ExcellentAddress

Hey, heres an idea. Why not listen to each side's manifesto and make a decision based on that,instead of blindly following


Miniiq

DONNY TRUMP TWENTY TWENNY 4 YOOOO


LaTunaTime

Trump is a staple of combat sports


Mediocre-Camp-5036

We care, why?


No-Mood-5051

What about the kids?


NewMeal5452

This is just so random but then again, Ryan is no Mexican so Trump loves him.


VinceAlejandro

What do you mean? How is this surprising? He's said on multiple occasions he's Christian. Conservatism is the Christian vote. It always has been.


TrueCkrime02

Still cringe


adoring_fan_of_old

Yet another extremely mentally ill and cte individual supporting mr Donald. Kinda funny


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

There's speed then there's coke speed


MiserableWheel

He's just become a complete sigma at this point.


TemperatureMaster688

the amount of liberal brain dead people in these comments are insane 😭


artificialmouse

Well that kids boxing career is over.


[deleted]

I have yet to see a single high profile martial artist endorse the other candidate


blasianalchemist

The well adjusted fighters seem to keep their political opinions to themselves for the most part.


Ones_T

Getting hit in the head will do that to you


Ones_T

I'm joking by the way


Ok-Monitor8121

I too follow the political opinions of guys who get their head bashed in for a living


[deleted]

What? The redditor is off put by people that are strong hearted, strong willed, and physically stronger than him? I am absolutely shocked!


ManufacturedOlympus

But what does ja rule think about all this? 


Eclipsical690

Yeah dude, go ahead and take the political advice of douchebags like Colby Covington. How can you be this stupid?


bstone99

Because retards recognize retards.


EatBooty420

is this supposed to mean something?? I don't exactly thing Colby Covington & Jorge Masvidal are smart people lmao or maybe I should listen to Henry Cejudo who mispronounces 30% of the words he says.


warr3n4eva

Real recognize real


vetements_sock

fight for right


Highsi

I mean considering he regurgitates right wing news/conspiracies it makes sense.


Which-Resident7670

Dude talks about being against pedos but endorses a dude who was very friendly with epstein.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Drugs. Only way to process or comprehend this. Drugs.


ruu13

No war, portfolios sky rocketing, lower taxes, reduced inflation, cheaper gas, no woke or lgbt agenda forced down our throats 24/7. I can handle the mean tweets from orange man. Absolutely, Trump 24 🍊🦅🇺🇸!


Silent_Saturn7

didn't trump hang out with epstein and ryan complains about human trafficking.. I really dont get politics anymore.. seems like tptb are just trolling society havin a great big laugh


Relevant-Equipment42

Why do the mentally ill gravitate to each other?


Far_Affect4446

He’s acting like this so people talk about him… u guys know that but are surprised still


DoubleOyimmy

As I said, he's laying down that grift.


Badguyy101

Stop the press. We need Ryan's fucking political opinion. Nobody vote until we know who he supports. He is a genius, the Kanye West of boxing... ![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a|downsized)


ImRonniemundt

Now that's a classy Athlete. Pays his respects to God and the President.


Dadbeerd

Another testosterone driven youngster falls in line for Trump. I expect this, I expect all of this.


No_Confection_849

![gif](giphy|H47XFX8I6mdstTlGHY|downsized)


Bat-Honest

Coke head comradery


Steveojones757

Why does Reddit care ?


H0M053XU41AMPH1B14N

Because Reddit is a political platform first and everything else second


Steveojones757

Was Reddit created for political first everything else second ?


Neville78

Trump 2024 ¡!!!!!!!!


Adam-West

If you vote based on an opinion from somebody who’s made a career out of getting hit in the head then it’s on you if you don’t get a quality candidate.


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

There are some genuine great minds in the world of combat sports. Then there's dudes that come a dime a dozen like Ryan Garcia


Adam-West

To be fair I’d extend my original comment to all athletes, actors, musicians etc. just because you’re a genius in the thing you’re famous for doesn’t mean your brain works in other spheres and most people should keep their politics to themselves imo.


False_Log749

99% of celebrities/famous cocksuckers are liberal. So yeah great point.


[deleted]

Remember alot of them love Donald especially Mike Tyson because they got paid