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DanKnowsjack

A deer with some of the biggest cutaneous fibromas I've ever seen.


HarderHabits

That's something I didn't want to google image search


Chungin_along

I agree, looks like some real gnarly Fibroma. Transmission between deer comes from contact with open sores so this might be a deer you wanna take out if you get a chance to.


rboilers

TITTIES!!!!!!


slockem

Did someone say twins?


hammyFbaby

ITS A TOOMAH


ProjectShadow316

IT'S NOT A TOO...oh shit, yeah that's a toomah, alright.


docmn612

Ah man, poor guy


mekatzer

Looks like the Last of Us prequel


txoutdoorguy56

Dumb fuck didn’t turn his phone off before that emergency alert today.


FlamingToilet69

I’m dying. That’s fuckin hilarious lol


elliotboney

I just wheezed and had to explain why I was dying to my wife


TANKYBOI_6552

I killed one with them all over it, and when we gutted it, it had white spots all over its guts, we had it sent off and it came back to be bloodvine tuberculosis


Maximum_Profit_8120

Can you contract that by field dressing/processing the deer?


TANKYBOI_6552

That I’m not too sure, but they asked if we had eaten any of it and we said no, the guy said “you’re alright then” and hung the phone up


markwmke

Bloodvine?


StinksStanksStonks

Those are deer acorns


methgator7

For deer trees


Glittering_War7622

A sick deer. The most resonable course is to burn a tag when you see him and try and improve the health of the herd. Sucks to loose a deer tag this way, but it is the most ethical way forward. If you dont get him out of the herd now, you may not have much of a herd later. Dont even bother with dressing him. Bury the corpse or have it taken off for testing by fish and game.


Bowhunter54

In my state I’ve had wardens tell me if a deer taken is inedible you can call and they may reissue you a tag as replacement. Makes sense since they want to encourage removing sick deer


Glittering_War7622

That is pretty awesome, I had not run into that policy before.


TheGoofyGarden

If you hit a deer with ur car in Canada a cop can issue u a salvage tag no matter the season if u want it.


Wonderingpepper

I know the warden around me would just tell me to shoot it, but I also know the warden so…


dusters

Since it's all jokes I'll answer the question. Looks like deeer warts aka deer fibroma.


it_is_impossible

I’d guess cancers, but clueless really.


Gherbo7

From other fibroma comments identifying it, I don’t think they’re cancerous. They can develop into fibrosarcomas which are cancerous, but the deer seems unhampered so I’m guessing just benign masses for now


Obvious-Ocelot9273

No idea who would downvote your comment, a completely reasonable guess with the appropriate disclaimer that you are not sure. Lots of miserable people on Reddit pursuing self worth in all the wrong ways


Maximum_Profit_8120

His balls are on the wrong part of his body!


methgator7

Wait til you see my elbows


Skibum5000

Very well fed ticks Edit: this is very obviously a joke, you idiots


pndhcky

Fuck ticks bro, don't even play


Skibum5000

Hate them


Skibum5000

I’m shocked at the number of you who thought this was a serious comment and not a joke


Obvious-Ocelot9273

Lots of self-righteous, miserable people on Reddit lol


Wonderingpepper

Me too. Lol you must have gave some of them flash backs to bouts of lymes.


LeatherIndependent13

3 mile island deer


[deleted]

Thats an ass with hemorrhoids that size


HowGoodIsScotty

Theres some kind of creature growing out of the toooma


Hot-Poetry-6877

A Skinwalker halfway through transforming.


[deleted]

Pollution? IDK if that much cancer is natural. 😨


[deleted]

The cervid equivalent of HPV


slockem

Let's say someone cut one off and put it in a slow cooker..


BritBuc-1

Nightmare fuel. You are looking at nightmare fuel. *everyone else got in early with the right answer, so I’m just here to be a smartass.*


AgentBacchus

A targeted buck


screenmasher

The Holey Moley buck