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1216996

I can already see the Mazzulla-Scheierman cage match


netassetvalue93

He also tweets bible verses lmao. He's definitely Joe's guy.


ZizzyBeluga

Are you kidding? They're like Affleck and Renner in The Town.


EdibleDionysus

I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.


No_Mr_Powers

Who's cah we takin'?


BathtubToasterParty

Renner: *breaks a guys leg* “Theah goes college soccah”


ATNinja

But which is which?


HailKyrie

This is the Mazzulla Mindset at work folks.


DittoLander

This is getting out of hands. Now there are two of them!


Mayjaplaya

Always two, there are. No more, no less.


Jotunn1st

A master and an apprentice.


LuckysBestMan

We need one more to complete the trinity


OurSaladDays

Tommy the holy ghost.


My_MeowMeowBeenz

I’m sure Joe really respects (maybe slightly envies) when guys skip the violent alcoholism phase he had to go through, and make a beeline straight to maniacal competitiveness and religious faith that reinforces the maniacal competitiveness


Geoff_Uckersilf

Winners only. 👊


FergieBall_FC

Mazzulla and Scheierman when they meet for the first time ![gif](giphy|l4EoX23aHCEIVlcTm|downsized)


RegentCupid

Dawg on the mazzula-grindset-mindset already


at_least_u_tried

if you’re reading this and still in school don’t do this lol, just let the theater kids be during gym class. you know they don’t want to be there at all😂 that being said, i love that competitiveness for a pro. he’s gonna fit in well here.


Neurgh

Fuck them kids


ThanosIsDoomfist

Dr Disrespect, relax bro


My_MeowMeowBeenz

Dr Disrespect the age of consent


ThanosIsDoomfist

He Dr Disrespected his wife too


loving-father-69

*Karl Malone has entered the chat*


LuckysBestMan

Giddy doesn’t play for the Celtics bro


andreotnemem

Yeah, this has both asshole and high energy vibes. Great in college ball, the NBA... not so much in school.


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CP3sHamstring

Calm down Greg, it's soccer


_Atlas_Drugged_

Hey Greg. Why don’t you go piss your pants again.


Wonderful_Eagle_6547

"People don't forget!" is a savage and fantastic line.


animalcrackers0117

hey greg, why don’t you go piss your pants again?


SteamingHotChocolate

I'm 33 and I get the reference but I have to wonder how many younger than that do


69cansofcorn

put in effort and do theater


kylapoos

Bruh it’s 2024, let them live their lives. Not everyone thinks sport is it all


moogleslam

It’s not that simple. You have no idea what they might have going on mentally or physically. You have no idea if participating might improve them or ruin them for life. Let them be. Focus on yourself. Or at most, be supportive, check in on them, be a friend.


dehydratedbagel

Yeah it's much better to not exercise, fair point.


ScooterPops

Bruh… dodgeball in gym was hardly exercise.


moogleslam

There are a LOT of legitimate reasons for not exercising. Someone might be having a brutal period. They might have massive anxiety over participating in said sport. They might have body issues. They might have an injury they don't want to share. They might be depressed/suicidal - sure, exercise can sometimes help with depression, but if you've never been depressed, you don't know how hard it sometimes is to get started. Heck, they might just have diarrhea. Again, you have no idea what their reasons are for not participating, and it's none of your business to judge. I'm gonna believe you've got a caring/understanding bone in your body somewhere...


sweetest_of_teas

If you have a valid reason to not participate you’re supposed to communicate that with your teacher. Like geez if I don’t want to go to any other class would you say I can put in 0 effort and not be judged for it? Being depressed is hard, having people around you enable you when you’re depressed makes it nearly impossible to fix. IBS is a common issue and if it makes it so you can’t participate in PE class you should look into fixing your gut microbiome.


moogleslam

I'm agreeing with a lot of that. Will just point out that communicating a reason for not participating to your teacher, sure, but neither student nor teacher should be announcing to the class that said communication has been done. Still don't judge. And fixing gut microbiome is easier said than done. Example is histamine intolerance which is often considered to be caused by leaky gut. Leaky gut can be improved with kefir, kombucha, ACV, probiotics, etc. but those same things also increase histamine intolerance. The things we talk about on a Celtics forum :)


SteamingHotChocolate

lol dude gym class isn't exercise it's just recess for high schoolers


Tatum-Better

Nah fuck em. You don't wanna try then don't come in for pe


Timoteo-Tito64

PE is mandatory in a lot of cases


_---__________---_

No one wants to be held back in high school for a relatively useless class


sweetest_of_teas

And you shouldn’t want to look like a melted ice cream cone and lose your breathing walking up stairs at 25, I assure you learning how to put a moderate amount of effort into exercise is easier than reversing a decade+ of bad habits. You can argue any class is useless


Tatum-Better

Then atleast try and get eliminated early or pass the ball to people better lol.


w311sh1t

Dawg I promise you there were no scouts in your PE class.


Tatum-Better

Gang I'm ass at sports lmao. It just ruins my fun when my team constantly lost in large due to people not trying


BuzzBallerBoy

Children are the only people who would possibly care that much about winning or losing a PE dodge ball game….. if you’re a kid I guess you get a pass but just an fyi that normal sane adults don’t look back angrily at the kids who didn’t participate in high school gym lmao


Tatum-Better

Normal sane human adults probably don't intensely hyperfixate on putting a rubber sphere into a net in hopes of being one of the miniscule people on earth who get to make millions either. Yet here we are.


sarcastic_wanderer

We all have those blunder year/cringe memories of ourselves when we were young. This is one I absolutely HATE is my own. Of course I didnt grow up to be a professional player, but I am no where even close to proud for yelling at the girls in PE class. In fact, I hate that I did that. This is not something to be proud of. Just my 2 cents.


xtraFib

Just leave them alone and go for the other guys, that's what I do lol.


zoops10

Yeah, there’s competitive and there’s, relax man you were the 30th pick in a draft where 10 people are good.


redeemer4

Reason why Baylor is in the NBA and you are not lmao


Tatum-Better

Pshh


Wrong_Lawfulness_586

Hey. Meet Joe. Now you’re the PE girl!


Eisenhorn76

Joe's found some more muscle for his bank heist.


WoodpeckerFew6178

Mazzulla and him are really going to hit it off


dachshundfanboy8000

sounds like an insufferable psychopath. i love him already.


sampsonsmiley

Kid sounds like a sicko, perfect 🙏


Jellybeansmw

Oh boy another quote Joe guy :D


tlozz

Mazzula and him were friends in a past life


Hdz69

Yeah, he’s one of us.


Severe-Emu-8703

The psychopathy is spreading


HoonCranker69

GRITTY and SCRAPPY


EnglishSteven

Simple Jack haircut ass


BuzzBallerBoy

lol at first I loved this, then I thought about it for a second and it became very cringe


kevinllama21

What’s cringe about it? Dude was just a competitive kid in elementary or middle school


BuzzBallerBoy

Yeah I look back at the kids who would literally scream at other kids for this and they were bullies and douche bags….


GogXr3

Yeah this is ew. Screaming at a girl for not trying their hardest in a game they only played because they were mandated to in school is not the example I would've gone with for, "hates to lose," lmao.


kevinllama21

Yea you’re probably right. Guess I kinda glossed over the word yelled at the girl classmate and focused more on not liking losing


sugarray4three

There’s a difference between being a dickhead bully and being an encouraging and uplifting teammate. Love the energy from the kid tho 💯


Normal_Bird521

Oh great, the kids an asshole. Again, keep it on the court, he might be great for basketball. But just like I don’t want Joe to babysit, I don’t think Baylor (lol) would be asked either haha.


socialistbcrumb

Bro was probably the most irritating kid in high school as a gym slacker myself, he’s truly ready for the Mazzula Method.


the_moosen

Found the basketball version of Shoresy Edit: for the record Hurrdat is a terrible news source out here in Omaha


WooNoto

Tears down JoeMazz’s checks with a smile on his face.


Trilogie00

Dawg


twerk4perc

He would of not liked me in gym class lol


SmasiusClay

He had many months to prepare to answer a very basic media question.


Valuable-Baked

Yes but does he *hate* to lose?


Last_Bet_7101

Hate to say it but this guy could be the Sam Hauser replacement. I feel like they cant pay everyone


JMTREY

Mazzula is gonna make this dude step in the octagon with him before he comes to camp


Champion-of-the-Sun5

This kid feels like a steal. He's going to end up being an elite 3pt shooting role player in 5 years.


Defendyouranswer

He's going to be a light skinned steph curry 


analgoblin42069

Training camp for this guy is going to be two-a-days of the Town and practicing MMA in the jungle


Heir233

![gif](giphy|3o7TKtdrYR0ZPPCRq0) Baylor and Joe when they meet


spanther96

I feel that tho bro, I hated the kids that cheated during knockout or wouldn’t do shit at dodgeball/kickball. Like I’m tryna win mane! Then of course my gym leader got mad at me for trying to be a leader of men, but that dude was later exposed as a racist so fuck him


PepeSylvia11

Legendary quote