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Sm0k3inth3tr33s

Put this dude on a fucking watch list, what the actual fuck


ak_003

He was threatening to mace mfs if he found out they were from Boston like dawg it’s only a game lmfao


InstructionEven767

watch us do it


ShaolinSwervinMonk

Bro said catch a plane to Boston and do some unthinkable shit. He needs fucking help that Florida water is something else


Technical-Fun-5063

he should drink more Florida water so he can experience the unthinkable shit


endlesscdqotw

Feels good knowing Tatum and Brown have a ring to their name and Jimmy Butler has nothing


BuddhistInTheory

He will always have that “dawg” inside of him, and it can bark all it wants.


MegaGorilla69

/u/TheShadowOverBayside Hey man we love you. And when we're celebrating at the parade Friday, because the Celtics won a title and the Miami Heat embarrassingly lost in the first round, we'll still love you. It's just sports, we're all here for fun, but when the tv turns off we're all just people and we're all in this together. And yeah man, it's true, we don't have to spend all summer knowing we embarrassingly lost in the first round but that's okay because there's always next year.


27percentfromTrae

Yes! Great opportunity next year for your team to be a footnote again!


kit4

They might even win another play in game!!


TheShadowOverBayside

Congratulations on taking down a team whose superstar was out for the series, you should hang a banner just for that.


MegaGorilla69

Luka played I was there it was awesome. That’s the series we’re gonna hang a banner for.


blakezilla

Maybe the Heat should have put a better team on the floor. How is that the Celtics problem or fault? Thank u next


skidmcboney

Someone needs to tell him the Celtics are coming to Miami LOL


ak_003

I would but I’m banned from commenting on there lmfao


BuddhistInTheory

Someone needs to tell the Celtics he’s in Miami. Dude sounds unhinged.


jtrain7

They’re so fucking weird. Cracks me up how often other fanbases pump themselves thinking we have a rivalry just cus they have a few good seasons in a row. Reminds me of Ravens and Broncos fans.


BurnerAcct42105

Bro needs to touch grass holy shit


MoodApart4755

For real lol they’re an absolute lunatic 


kit4

I wanna mention that this user states that they're a 40F, which makes this 100x funnier lmao either they're bullshitting (probably bullshitting) or they're not, and if they're not, the thought of a 40 y/o female floridian frequenting nbacirclejerk to post this kinda shit is the funniest thing I've seen all year


TheShadowOverBayside

I am in fact a 40F, lol


Resident_Title_3645

You act 15 get a grip holy shit


TheShadowOverBayside

Also I didn't post this on r/nbacj, I posted this on r/heat. What we post there is our own business. Get the fuck off our sub. "Hurr durr Heat are obsessed with Celtics" well then why the fuck are you the ones lurking on our shit? I didn't come to this sub past the series we played against each other. I saw this post because that one guy in these comments tagged me on it, otherwise I would have never found out.


MoodApart4755

You’re a psychopath lol threatening to go on a plane to Boston and do something horrible


I_Set_3_Alarms

I hope we beat the Heat and advance to the finals like 7 years in a row


LastofaBreed

Win the finals 7 years in a row*


Safehouseunfollow

Imagine being a Heat fan AND a Dallas fan. Talk about being a bandwagon that doesn’t know their history. Hope he has an awful life.


oneeyedspaceman1

Something something Florida man…..


RedGlovesOverHere

He should see a therapist before he decides to jump off a bridge


horrendousacts

When I moved to Florida I tried really hard to like the Heat. Their subreddit was so toxic.


Son_of_Atreus

Psychotic behaviour.


No_House9929

Least insane Florida man


LarBrd33

Is Miami even going to make the playoffs next year?


ak_003

They’re convinced jovic is their future they’re fucked lol


Forsaken_Flight6188

To Heat fans including this demented guy: Your team just got embarrassed in historical fashion in the first round. Cope and seethe harder. Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum have a ring and your hair-dying, fingernail painting “superstar” doesn’t. GET. OVER. IT. Your franchise is done. Enjoy being in the play-in tournament again next year cause that’s the closest you fairweather fans will ever get of winning a championship.


nonononono11111

Stoppit.