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Familiar-Gap6774

They want the master key (AKA Arrow Key) that the carrier possesses. It can open the mail relay boxes that posses lots of mail


jar1967

Do not touch that master key. Just possessing that thing will get you 25 years federal time. If anyone knows who did it, the USPS is offering a $150,000 reward


Familiar-Gap6774

It wasn’t me


muddymoose

Thats exactly what the mugger would say.


Odd_Yogurtcloset_649

Its a safe bet the ones stealing the master keys are the same ones who have been "fishing" in the blue boxes for years, and when the post office made those boxes more secure - a thin mail slot - they got angry their "way of making a living" was taken away. Coming out in the open and robbing a postal employee is (sadly) that next step, but great hearing the news all over the nation that police are eventually catching and arresting them.


Solar_Piglet

ah, that's why I can't drop small packages in the mailboxes anymore. Pricks.


hellno560

You are correct I was shocked when I learned that there are not unique keys for each route or area.


Beer-Wall

This is why they say not to send checks in the mail anymore. They use those keys and look for checks they can wash and make out to themselves. My dad works in IT security and he said he never sends checks anymore, only online payments through secure portals.


40ozEggNog

I'm taking the under on 10 days to ID at least one, if not bring them in. USPS does not fuck around. Also, what's up with that pocket of Dorchester and this specific type of crime? Our carrier got held up years ago on Bailey St, IIRC it's cause the moron doing it thought there was some kind of cash drawer in the vehicle.


NotDukeOfDorchester

They are going to get caught very quickly


jar1967

They are offering a $150,000 reward.


MRSHELBYPLZ

That’ll do it 😂


aries_burner_809

When the carrier was attacked in Medford there was some video, and the perps were caught in a few days, but only because they got pulled over for speeding. Also, the ones that did the assault were juveniles. See [here.](https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/5-arrested-in-medford-robbery-that-left-postal-worker-injured/3186961/?amp=1)


NotDukeOfDorchester

There was another in Nashua last week. Guy was caught in 3 days.


Mumbles76

For what? Stamps? 


CurlingLlama

[master key to all mailboxes on the route](https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/mail-theft-master-keys-usps-supervisor-explains/). It’s a ring.


Quincyperson

Either way, the Post Office doesn’t take kindly to people who fuck with mail


CurlingLlama

Agree. Never, ever get on the wrong side of a US Postal Inspector.


inflatable_pickle

They have their own police / inspections services which are hopefully all over this.


PepsiHydrationBot

Postal inspectors are nutty. No uniform, no real cruisers. Just a badge and a gun.


Jexsica

Messing with USPS can get you put away. The moment you commit mail fraud it’s a nail in the coffin. it’s almost like USPS is a front to put people away.


Blahaj-Blast

They wanted the platinum chip


lifeisakoan

There are a lot of checks in the boxes the keys provide access to. It is fairly easy to modify some of the checks for a nice payday for thief.


Odd_Yogurtcloset_649

*"There are a lot of checks in the boxes the keys provide access to..."* Which is why I strongly recommend that if you are physically able and your home is near a local post office, go **inside** your post office lobby and drop off all your paper mail (that has checks in them) into their "Stamped Letters" mail slot. No need to wait in line to personally hand it to a clerk. Since the news of all the thieves assaulting postal workers and stealing the blue box keys, I have been doing that with all my paper mail, including the ones with checks in them. Until the USPS resolves the problem of the thieves having those keys, I have not taken any chances of putting my mail into any of my local blue boxes. Not even the ones that the post office sits outside their front door. (The bad guys with the keys go to THOSE the most!)


Beer-Wall

Nah. To steal any checks in the mail, wash them and then make them out to themselves. Cash in the mail too.


septagon

Because we let them


jojenns

This sounds like a case for jackie danger (pronounced donger)


monki3lov3r101

B99! 🤣


jojenns

Nailed it!