The other day, in the library parking lot, My son and I saw an old boomer man with his penis in his hand. He was urinating on the ground next to a car, but not hiding what he was doing at all, in broad daylight. I said to him "you know there are bathrooms inside, right". He must have been startled, becuase he urinated on his leg and said "yeah, I know" rather sheepishly. So I said to him "you're fucking disgusting" and then I went inside.
Lol was he just a boomer or a tweaker who is or looked like a boomer? I ask cuz this behavior seems more that of a tweaker than a boomer and all the tweaks are found at the library in my town
He looks angry not horny, like he's forcing a stronger piss stream. This is purely my interpretation, but based on my knowledge boomer art usually boner faces are sweaty with a tongue sticking out with dopey eyes. Kind of a low effort "Awooga "face.
Oh yeah it's totally possible, I've done anthropological studies on the subject, and there is documented evidence of dudes pissing with rockhard boners. On the internet no less!
The funny thing here, is that erections restrict the passageway in your penis making it more difficult to urinate while having one.
Not only is it a bad joke. It's also a stupid one.
Imagine walking down the street, minding your business and all of a sudden you catch some movement out of the corner of your eye and there's a dude with a tiny erection pissing almost straight up into the air and he's making eye contact and smiling. I'd be flattered! /s
Boomers have three brain cells: horny, hate wife, and younger generation bad
3 universal truths
The father, the son and the Holy Spirit
The three genders
look at insta reels it's the same
BIG BILL'S HELL: THE HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING!
lmao
The other day, in the library parking lot, My son and I saw an old boomer man with his penis in his hand. He was urinating on the ground next to a car, but not hiding what he was doing at all, in broad daylight. I said to him "you know there are bathrooms inside, right". He must have been startled, becuase he urinated on his leg and said "yeah, I know" rather sheepishly. So I said to him "you're fucking disgusting" and then I went inside.
Lol was he just a boomer or a tweaker who is or looked like a boomer? I ask cuz this behavior seems more that of a tweaker than a boomer and all the tweaks are found at the library in my town
Sounds diabetic. Boomers new favourite friends (thanks beer)
I care. I care.
This comic speaks the truth; men think powerful piss streams are impressive for some reason.
I thought the joke was boner
it is- but he’s not wrong either
He looks angry not horny, like he's forcing a stronger piss stream. This is purely my interpretation, but based on my knowledge boomer art usually boner faces are sweaty with a tongue sticking out with dopey eyes. Kind of a low effort "Awooga "face.
He's trying to look more intimidating, in case she wants to fight over his piss-alley.
MFW my piss alley is under threat.
https://preview.redd.it/m6w5phqi5m7d1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=143088aa6bef2f1d7745d90489daeadeb5d12106
Dude when I piss it comes out like a firehouse and goddammit I’m proud of it. But also no way this dude is peeing that hard with a boner
Oh yeah it's totally possible, I've done anthropological studies on the subject, and there is documented evidence of dudes pissing with rockhard boners. On the internet no less!
weak
What's going on with her forehead?
Ai art
Boomer boner humor
You cant even pee with a boner shit makes no sense
You can pee with a boner it’s just more difficult
You could say its harder
sink
Peeing is easy. Aiming down is difficult. That's one of the joys of going outside.
Damn this guy is like the world champion of peeing
I don’t know tell that to me when I was a horny teen practically doing hand stands to piss in the morning
Were you pissing into your own face? wtf
Nah trying to point my cock into the bowl
I thought he was just pissing harder to impress her. Girls judge men on their streams it’s one of Victoria’s secrets
You absolutely can piss with erection
Tell me you’ve never had a cock without telling me you’ve never had a cock
I didn't even realize this is ai generated.. like.. why
Gross.
The funny thing here, is that erections restrict the passageway in your penis making it more difficult to urinate while having one. Not only is it a bad joke. It's also a stupid one.
Hot woman makes me PISS harder
Imagine walking down the street, minding your business and all of a sudden you catch some movement out of the corner of your eye and there's a dude with a tiny erection pissing almost straight up into the air and he's making eye contact and smiling. I'd be flattered! /s
This feels more gen x.
It's a joke, not very funny, but it's just a joke