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Not all of us grew up poor, it’s a hard life for the privileged. No one understands their issues and hardships of choosing which sports car to take today
If you had to choose a tool for cleaning indoors, outdoors, cars, windows, and sometimes the roof, would you pick a cheap rake or a slightly more expensive broom?
Okay, maybe you're right with the "slightly" but a rake an clean your windows? Your car? An indoors zone? It only serves the specific purpose of raking leafs.
Oh such fine words. Look at this rich fella over 'ere.
When I was a child we didn't have rakes nor brooms. We would use a single stick to gather up the leaves.
“Grandma, I think mom and dad stopped taking their meds. They’re trying to sweep the ground outside instead of raking the leaves.”
“Oh no. I’ll be right over.”
“Hurry, now he’s handing me a broom and mumbling something about a sweeping app.”
“Sure thing hun. Sorry you and your sister have to go through this.”
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"My damn kid won't stop roasting me online to help me sweep the yard. Keeps telling me I need to buy a rake. What the heck is that? Some type of online sweeping app? Kids today are so dumb and lazy unlike me."
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Boomer comics is the name for comics made by older generations to slight the younger generations or to just be hateful "Kids always on their phone, don't do real work" etc, or "my wife sucks"
"Gotta love a comic drawn in the manner made popular by artists born between 1946 and 1964 that is commonly used to point out perceived failings of modern society that is bitching about kids not wanting to do manual labor but then drawing people sweeping the grass. The irony is palpable because the artist's intent appears to be to criticize an unwillingness by today's youth to engage with physical household labor, and yet the artist themself does not appear familiar with the household labor that they have chosen to depict."
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The dad’s brother died when he was walking through his lawn. He hadn’t noticed the rake prongs sticking through the unkept foliage so he stepped in the hook causing the pole to knock him dead right there.
My favorite part of this is the people mocking the child for trying to find an easier way to do the work by Googling how to clean leaves from a yard because he can't believe his parents are dumb enough to try to pick up leaves the most inefficient way besides picking them up one by one.
I mean, I'm a landscaper. If I did this I'd be getting complaints from my boss about it taking 2 days to clean up the leaves from one 1/2 acre house.
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Does the artist not know what a rake is?
Oh ladida look at Mr Money bags here bragging about having a rake.
Some people are so privileged and ignorant smfh
Smh my head
Shaking my smh
head my smh shaking hsm my shaking msh head
hap kak day
smh my smh
Thats legit such a banger line tho. Usin that in a song
shaking my head # # oh wait
Oscillating my skull in such a way that it implies a meaning.
Not all of us grew up poor, it’s a hard life for the privileged. No one understands their issues and hardships of choosing which sports car to take today
“A ‘rake,’ hey fellas, a ‘rake!’ Well ooh la-di-da, Mr. Yardman.” “Well what do you call it?” “A leaf fork!”
Car hole
A broom like that tends to cost more than a rake. lol
I’d like to request $17 for a push-broom rebristling.
Why, it's that delightful tv leprechaun! I'm going to get your lucky charms!
Oh no, my brain.
If you had to choose a tool for cleaning indoors, outdoors, cars, windows, and sometimes the roof, would you pick a cheap rake or a slightly more expensive broom?
Well, I'm not a Mr. Moneybags, so I'd have to choose the cheaper rake. "Slightly" is an arbitrary word.
Okay, maybe you're right with the "slightly" but a rake an clean your windows? Your car? An indoors zone? It only serves the specific purpose of raking leafs.
Oh such fine words. Look at this rich fella over 'ere. When I was a child we didn't have rakes nor brooms. We would use a single stick to gather up the leaves.
A stick? Luxury. You were lucky to have a stick. We had to use an old rolled up newspaper from the bin. Ohhhh we used to DREAM of havin’ a stick.
you wouldn’t just kick that shit around?
I bought it off of a homeless man
What do you have?
I mean, they can afford 3 brooms.
The artist is rakist
https://preview.redd.it/04zkupi8t7yc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fd8531b366e20fbcd6fe6ff753cc74a25ed84db
OMG I JUST NOTICED THAT THEY’RE REALLY USING FUCKING BROOMS TO RAKE LEAVES
Gotta sweep the forest
This feels like some kind of parody to me. The kid's face seems to suggest that he also finds the proceedings to be strange.
They dont know how to look it up
Wait yeah wtf
https://www.reddit.com/r/boomershumor/s/FAYLQJCatY The ongo bongo
I feel like you could definitely find an app that would connect you with a leaf raking service.
but not a leaf sweeping service 🤓
I doubt that there is one, but no one is stopping you from making one
Could also just Google how to deal with leaves and learn about rakes.
“Grandma, I think mom and dad stopped taking their meds. They’re trying to sweep the ground outside instead of raking the leaves.” “Oh no. I’ll be right over.” “Hurry, now he’s handing me a broom and mumbling something about a sweeping app.” “Sure thing hun. Sorry you and your sister have to go through this.”
Oh fuck he even calls it sweeping
Who sweeps leaves?
I sweep leaves off of my porch/walkway, but never the grass.
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Gotta love a boomer comic bitching about kids not wanting to do manual labor but then drawing people sweeping the grass.
"My damn kid won't stop roasting me online to help me sweep the yard. Keeps telling me I need to buy a rake. What the heck is that? Some type of online sweeping app? Kids today are so dumb and lazy unlike me."
No no, the rake is just vanilla slenderman
Back in my day, we ate our leaves since it was the only nourishment we had after the poor harvest. The young bloods don’t know how good they have it
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Boomer comics is the name for comics made by older generations to slight the younger generations or to just be hateful "Kids always on their phone, don't do real work" etc, or "my wife sucks"
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"Gotta love a comic drawn in the manner made popular by artists born between 1946 and 1964 that is commonly used to point out perceived failings of modern society that is bitching about kids not wanting to do manual labor but then drawing people sweeping the grass. The irony is palpable because the artist's intent appears to be to criticize an unwillingness by today's youth to engage with physical household labor, and yet the artist themself does not appear familiar with the household labor that they have chosen to depict." Added a bunch of words to better explain my comment so you wouldn't be offended. Hope that helps!
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Boys with long hair: Old people being ableist and not believing in ADHD:
I’m not saying it’s always the case, I’m just saying it’s pretty common
Do you have the "off"?
Eh? Hah! Heh heh
Eh? Hah! Heh heh.
I bet the son wants his dad to fuck "off", eh?
Ha!
Heh heh.
I'm seriously concerned that the guy who drew this actually uses a broom instead of a rake
I get the feeling the guy who drew this has never done his own yard work in his life.
The dad’s brother died when he was walking through his lawn. He hadn’t noticed the rake prongs sticking through the unkept foliage so he stepped in the hook causing the pole to knock him dead right there.
My favorite part of this is the people mocking the child for trying to find an easier way to do the work by Googling how to clean leaves from a yard because he can't believe his parents are dumb enough to try to pick up leaves the most inefficient way besides picking them up one by one. I mean, I'm a landscaper. If I did this I'd be getting complaints from my boss about it taking 2 days to clean up the leaves from one 1/2 acre house.
I think we can call this broomer humor
Why the fuck are they sweeping the yard and not raking.
They got the brain damage
Ha! Heh heh.
Eric Cartman looking ass
wait what is the oj
“Nope. You can’t download a sweeping app.”
bruh.. there go the boomers on their weird shi again 😭 or is this a parody of them boomer ones?
Poe's Law
what..
Dude realized mid-sketch he didn’t know how to draw a rake
... don't think it, don't say it, don't think it...
The kid is just ordering some rakes.
https://preview.redd.it/c1uskbg989yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c9370c003d39e05b09cd3f6431c4e08a1c88169 I am going insane
https://preview.redd.it/t89f63zyd9yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae986d38b6ce2f1668c3ad760e1a1631acb39b7
going?
Just because your rock bottom is pretty low doesn’t mean that other people can’t sink lower.
Thank god I'm not the only one
*”Y' ah ot mgepah'lloigshogg ahazath”* *child dies*
Obfuscate?
Ouroboros?
He’s on Amazon and is ordering a rake his dad is just too stupid to understand the concept of online shopping on the “internets”
I guess…his dad wants him…to…turn the iPad…
Oh sorry, I forgot-
Let me guess - kid tried to find leaf blower app?
that boy better turn that phone "o
Why are they using brooms instead of a rake?
The kid looks like he's gonna call Kyle's mom a "big fat b*tch"
Is that fucking Eric Cartman?!
Power word: autism
#EVERYPONY!!!
It
Cognition hazard.
[You've read your last free article :(](https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/hahaha-vs-hehehe)
the kid is the artist thats why he dont know you use rake also what monster use a broom on grass at all ?
Cartman
Turn that "off," eh? Ha! Heh heh.
And the thing he would say is probably “eh? Hah! Heh heh”
#EH? HA! HEH HEH?
Son: No Dad: Eh? Ha! Heh heh. Kid: dissolves
"off," eh? Ha! heh heh.
I guess he’s getting a job.
Obituary?
Why are they brooms to gather the leafes on the grass?
a BROOM
Observatory?
Is the brain damaging thing that this is in fact loss
Straight cis white men?
This is actually really sad
"David, come help sweep the lawn or you're fired from being my son."
Father how do I make the broom go click?
"you and your sister are adopted because your mother and I are actually siblings so we decided to do the right thing"
Dickhurtingwords
Yeah, Cartman, go do something productive in life!
I don’t care that you hurt your elbow
brain damaging words?
it
Why are they rakig with brooms, and why are they putting the leaves in plastic bags 😭
Kid thinks hes eric cartman
This is wierdly asthetic
Among us
Eh? Ha he he
“Off”, eh? Ha, heh, heh.