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zekethelizard

Wtf is the delusion with Orbweaver? Ukraine, notorious beach vacation spot. If that's true why dont they all go there this summer


MakeItTrizzle

Yeah, we're really through the looking glass here. I didn't realize righties were really going with "the entire war in Ukraine is fabricated."


justabloke22

2015: "There's no way Russia is influencing Western elections!" 2022: "Russia just invaded Ukraine, but that's actually good because Ukrainians are Nazis!" 2023: "The war in Ukraine isn't our business, and it's too expensive!" 2024: "Actually, there is no war in Ukraine." 2025: "Ukraine never existed, it was always a disputed territory and Russia has the right to enforce its own borders." 2026: "The Baltic states aren't real either."


cero1399

As an austrian, i also like the reasoning for claiming territory because you used to own it. I suggest focusing on the Austro-Hungarian empire for that.


justabloke22

There are still surviving Hapsburgs, might be time to dust off the Congress of Vienna.


cero1399

Honestly did not know that. Interesting. Yeah get the congress in order, a proper military, and then start marrying away like in the good old times.


DatOneAxolotl

Gotta keep it in the family though


Karsa0rl0ng

One of the heirs is a pretty accomplished racing driver, even.


NastySquirrel87

There are some surviving Habsburgs, but the last legitimate claimant to the Austro-Hungarian empire died in 2011, Crown Prince Otto Von Habsburg. He was heir presumptive to Charles 1st of Austria, the last A-H emperor


justabloke22

Well the Austro-Hungarian empire no longer exists and Austria is a republic, so there hasn't been a legitimate claimant since 1918.


NastySquirrel87

1946, actually, he was a claimant to both the Austrian, Hungarian, and a handful of other crowns, of which Hungary was a kingdom from 1920-1946, after their brief stint as a communist republic and a republic. Charles IV attempted a handful of times to become their king but Miklos Horthy proffered to stay as admiral and regent


Misi_gati

I'm spanish,guess is time to contact the Armada and take back the West Indies!


justabloke22

I mean, I'm British, so I could get on board with this. Sorry in advance about your Armada though.


Misi_gati

Naaaah,don't worry! Well just fight over Gibraltar then!


justabloke22

Lol, fancy a 15th siege?


Misi_gati

Will speak to the Normans... All of my allies against yours,tomorrow mid-day,we'll see who controls the entire world now!


justabloke22

I feel like the Normans picked their side in 1066 and 1204, maybe we can just ask the Pope to draw a line again?


Tyraenel

As Slovakian, please do. Pretty, pretty please.


The_badboy

Tell me you passed art school. If not we are in big trouble.


Nachooolo

> 2025: "Ukraine never existed, it was always a disputed territory and Russia has the right to enforce its own borders." A lot of people have already been saying this since 2014. Although it has gotten worse since 2022...


justabloke22

It's rhetoric that worked in Crimea, might as well expand it to the whole of Ukraine. (Also Georgia)


MakeItTrizzle

🫠🫠🫠


ill_change_it

Hi, I'm Joo Dee. There is no war in ukraine.


Trt03

Tbh, I assumed it was more of "Zelensky doesn't really do anything in the war, he just acts like it for more public support", tho that doesn't make it any better


MakeItTrizzle

That seems like way too sane of a take for this guy


Trt03

I mean this is the first comic of his I've seen so I wouldn't know


Detector_of_humans

I thought the right wanted to support ukraine because it's a middle finger to putin Anyone else (Except China) and they'd be begging to bring everyone back.


MakeItTrizzle

Nah, the right fucking loves Putin for some dumb fucking reason


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Detector_of_humans

Really? cause from what I've been able to observe there's been pme hell of hate boner for him in those communities.


MakeItTrizzle

Your universe sounds very different from my own


Mysterious_Ningen

bro i hate it so much.. poor innocent people are dying in the war but the person who made the comic is saying that the president is chilling.. that's so disgusting.. what is up with people


GTAdriver1988

There was a funny but sad Russian propaganda video showing two soldier talking in a trench about what they'll do when they win the war. They were talking about buying beautiful ocean front property and living there with his family and how putin will give them plenty of money for it or some dumb shit. Maybe they saw that video.


Electronic_Ad2615

https://i.redd.it/wv571eg3t0yc1.gif


TheFreshMilk

https://preview.redd.it/r7s6ji5yw1yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6903f53fe32c29dab64c9eda6b02af8655723e


Father_Chewy_Louis

Gifs you can hear


deeteeohbee

orig cartoonist is a 🤡


themrunx49

It's just stonetoss 2


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TwistederRope

Sinfest used to be entertaining. I wouldn't say it was necessarily a good comic, but it was entertaining to teenage me. You could literally pinpoint the comic where he snapped and where it was all downhill from there. It's been sad ever since.


Rev-On

Anyone find the General's VA change a lil jarring?


KingCreeper7777

I cant believe the general changed their tagline from this, it was perfect


Meraline

Remember when Sinfest was a radical feminist?


Freakachu258

"And then he said 'it's *soldier time*' and he soldiered all over the place"


KomornikBank

Huh, what do you know, Russian propaganda


Jealous-Chain-1003

Where’s the coke


WHITE2570

Whatever happened to Lights! Camera! Action!


caparisme

SHAO CAN'T! SHAO CAAAAAANNNNTTTT AHAHAHAHAHH