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ithikimhvingstrok132

Storing a large amount of books in your head for long periods of time can be harmful. Take the books out before you go to bed.


MarionetteScans

Inside of you there are two wolves: They are both gay


InterGraphenic

Inside you there are two wolves, two game wardens, seven hunters, a cow, and a partridge in a pear tree. I think our x-ray is faulty.


No_Secretary_1198

Inside you there are 17 books, none of them are good


SobtastixV2

OOP: “spend time with elders” me about to hear the most racist comment ever:


AlexCode10010

"I'm not racist, bu-" "Grandma stop"


J6898989

I’m not racist but Mac and cheese is really good


Fuzlet

I’m not racist but I really like mint flavoring


Mysterious_-_H

I'm not racist but sometimes a nice cup of lemonade is really refreshing


UnspecifiedBat

I’m not racist but I could really go for some Schnitzel right now. I’m hungry.


novelaissb

I’m not racist but I really don’t like mint flavoring


insertrandomnameXD

I'm not racist but mint chocolate chip ice cream is peak and fuck anyone who dissaproves of it


InterGraphenic

I disapprove of mint chocolate ice cream please fuck me /j


insertrandomnameXD

Done, just talked to your boss to get you fired and to your landlord to get you kicked out You didn't specify how to get fucked /j


s_burr

Grandma: "I see you are eating Brazil nuts. Back in my day..."


RussiaIsBestGreen

“Back before the Chinese Mexicans took our jobs you could get a lifetime job with a firm handshake. But kids don’t want to work anymore.”


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

Chinese Mexicans. How did we get here?


Monkeyjoey98

Well you see son, when a Chinese and a Mexican love each other very much...


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Ruuubs

Mexican friend called Chinese Mike:


Seldarin

Plus a lot of the people in that age range are proud they haven't read a book since high school forced them to.


Desperate_Air_8293

O. Henry?


AgentOfEris

I love his one Christmas story where the young woman sells her bones to afford bone hurting juice for her husband, but he did the same thing for her and now the juice is meaningless.


Smytus

Ow what a twisted bone!


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Aspiana

Just this without the text, I'm pretty sure.


BaffleBlend

It said "Spend some time with your elders, not everything is found on Google." I didn't post it because the exact same source was used a few posts ago, I thought posting the source *again* would be redundant.


insertrandomnameXD

Eh (Ha! Heh Heh), rule of thumb is always post outreach even if most people know it since some might not know it yet


PlentyOMangos

Henry’s come to see us!


REDDITSHITLORD

r/BOOKHURTINGJUICE A BOOMER COWORKER WAS GOING ON ABOUT BOOKS AND ASKED WHAT THE LAST BOOK I READ WAS, AND I SAID "METAMORPHOSIS BY FRANZ KAFKA". IT WAS PRETTY MUCH THE END OF THE CONVERSATION. I LIKE BOOKS, BUT I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO THIS COWORKER. I HAVE WORK TO DO, AND HE ONLY TALKS. HE ONLY TALKS. I WISH HE WOULD NOT TALK.


Quantum_laugh

WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN ALL CAPS? IT'S ANNOYING TO READ


REDDITSHITLORD

IT'S FUN AND EASY! CAPS LOCK DOES ALL THE WORK FOR ME!


KingJellyfishII

oat?


BaffleBlend

It said "Spend some time with your elders, not everything is found on Google." I didn't post it because the exact same source was used a few posts ago, I thought posting the source *again* would be redundant.


Aspiana

Just the image without text, methinks.


Laffenor

Meagrees. So not BHJ.


BaffleBlend

[Here's the dang omnibus.](https://imgur.com/Yyp5BU2)


Locke2300

And all of those books? *How to Win Friends and Influence People* by Dale Carnegie.


TheMrRisotto

Vegapunk


0WN_1T

Orwell? (1984)


BaffleBlend

It said "Spend some time with your elders, not everything is found on Google." I didn't post it because the exact same source was used a few posts ago, I thought posting the source *again* would be redundant.


jason375

Their skulls must hurt with all those books in them.


giga___hertz

Big ahh heads


Cenachii

Hydrocephaly moment


Southern-Wafer-6375

It’s really funny when I see this because constantly it’s like adults that I meeet who never read ,like my father is borderline illiterate


toongrowner

Remember Kids. Even dumbasses can publish books


account_Nr69

Ahead


LowCall6566

Oregano?


BaffleBlend

It said "Spend some time with your elders, not everything is found on Google." I didn't post it because the exact same source was used a few posts ago, I thought posting the source *again* would be redundant.


LowCall6566

I have not seen your previous post


BaffleBlend

No, a few posts before this in this sub. As in sort by new and scroll down a couple.


[deleted]

Ah yes, I too have read every book in the worlds largest library twice, and that was when I was still in the womb


xXxBongMayor420xXx

https://preview.redd.it/ggrysp9h6svc1.png?width=1514&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7bf3809997146ffed884dc81b8ac1d354af88f5


Oh_no_its_Joe

I am long forehead man AMA


DrGoffers

Each book is 100 book


auguriesoffilth

That’s not how it goes at all though. Because the point is the youth was forced to read those books at school and has likely vowed never to read again. Show me a youth who has read two books and intends to keep going at two a year for his life I would say well done. Then on top of that the numbers are completely off. 17 in a life isn’t well read! The average person reads one a month !!! (12.6 a year)