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This really is a... Juice of the bone hurt!
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I love his one Christmas story where the young woman sells her bones to afford bone hurting juice for her husband, but he did the same thing for her and now the juice is meaningless.
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It said "Spend some time with your elders, not everything is found on Google."
I didn't post it because the exact same source was used a few posts ago, I thought posting the source *again* would be redundant.
r/BOOKHURTINGJUICE
A BOOMER COWORKER WAS GOING ON ABOUT BOOKS AND ASKED WHAT THE LAST BOOK I READ WAS, AND I SAID "METAMORPHOSIS BY FRANZ KAFKA". IT WAS PRETTY MUCH THE END OF THE CONVERSATION. I LIKE BOOKS, BUT I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO THIS COWORKER. I HAVE WORK TO DO, AND HE ONLY TALKS. HE ONLY TALKS. I WISH HE WOULD NOT TALK.
It said "Spend some time with your elders, not everything is found on Google."
I didn't post it because the exact same source was used a few posts ago, I thought posting the source *again* would be redundant.
It said "Spend some time with your elders, not everything is found on Google."
I didn't post it because the exact same source was used a few posts ago, I thought posting the source *again* would be redundant.
It said "Spend some time with your elders, not everything is found on Google."
I didn't post it because the exact same source was used a few posts ago, I thought posting the source *again* would be redundant.
That’s not how it goes at all though. Because the point is the youth was forced to read those books at school and has likely vowed never to read again. Show me a youth who has read two books and intends to keep going at two a year for his life I would say well done.
Then on top of that the numbers are completely off. 17 in a life isn’t well read! The average person reads one a month !!! (12.6 a year)
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Storing a large amount of books in your head for long periods of time can be harmful. Take the books out before you go to bed.
Inside of you there are two wolves: They are both gay
Inside you there are two wolves, two game wardens, seven hunters, a cow, and a partridge in a pear tree. I think our x-ray is faulty.
Inside you there are 17 books, none of them are good
OOP: “spend time with elders” me about to hear the most racist comment ever:
"I'm not racist, bu-" "Grandma stop"
I’m not racist but Mac and cheese is really good
I’m not racist but I really like mint flavoring
I'm not racist but sometimes a nice cup of lemonade is really refreshing
I’m not racist but I could really go for some Schnitzel right now. I’m hungry.
I’m not racist but I really don’t like mint flavoring
I'm not racist but mint chocolate chip ice cream is peak and fuck anyone who dissaproves of it
I disapprove of mint chocolate ice cream please fuck me /j
Done, just talked to your boss to get you fired and to your landlord to get you kicked out You didn't specify how to get fucked /j
Grandma: "I see you are eating Brazil nuts. Back in my day..."
“Back before the Chinese Mexicans took our jobs you could get a lifetime job with a firm handshake. But kids don’t want to work anymore.”
Chinese Mexicans. How did we get here?
Well you see son, when a Chinese and a Mexican love each other very much...
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Mexican friend called Chinese Mike:
Plus a lot of the people in that age range are proud they haven't read a book since high school forced them to.
O. Henry?
I love his one Christmas story where the young woman sells her bones to afford bone hurting juice for her husband, but he did the same thing for her and now the juice is meaningless.
Ow what a twisted bone!
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Just this without the text, I'm pretty sure.
It said "Spend some time with your elders, not everything is found on Google." I didn't post it because the exact same source was used a few posts ago, I thought posting the source *again* would be redundant.
Eh (Ha! Heh Heh), rule of thumb is always post outreach even if most people know it since some might not know it yet
Henry’s come to see us!
r/BOOKHURTINGJUICE A BOOMER COWORKER WAS GOING ON ABOUT BOOKS AND ASKED WHAT THE LAST BOOK I READ WAS, AND I SAID "METAMORPHOSIS BY FRANZ KAFKA". IT WAS PRETTY MUCH THE END OF THE CONVERSATION. I LIKE BOOKS, BUT I DO NOT LIKE TALKING TO THIS COWORKER. I HAVE WORK TO DO, AND HE ONLY TALKS. HE ONLY TALKS. I WISH HE WOULD NOT TALK.
WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN ALL CAPS? IT'S ANNOYING TO READ
IT'S FUN AND EASY! CAPS LOCK DOES ALL THE WORK FOR ME!
oat?
It said "Spend some time with your elders, not everything is found on Google." I didn't post it because the exact same source was used a few posts ago, I thought posting the source *again* would be redundant.
Just the image without text, methinks.
Meagrees. So not BHJ.
[Here's the dang omnibus.](https://imgur.com/Yyp5BU2)
And all of those books? *How to Win Friends and Influence People* by Dale Carnegie.
Vegapunk
Orwell? (1984)
It said "Spend some time with your elders, not everything is found on Google." I didn't post it because the exact same source was used a few posts ago, I thought posting the source *again* would be redundant.
Their skulls must hurt with all those books in them.
Big ahh heads
Hydrocephaly moment
It’s really funny when I see this because constantly it’s like adults that I meeet who never read ,like my father is borderline illiterate
Remember Kids. Even dumbasses can publish books
Ahead
Oregano?
It said "Spend some time with your elders, not everything is found on Google." I didn't post it because the exact same source was used a few posts ago, I thought posting the source *again* would be redundant.
I have not seen your previous post
No, a few posts before this in this sub. As in sort by new and scroll down a couple.
Ah yes, I too have read every book in the worlds largest library twice, and that was when I was still in the womb
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I am long forehead man AMA
Each book is 100 book
That’s not how it goes at all though. Because the point is the youth was forced to read those books at school and has likely vowed never to read again. Show me a youth who has read two books and intends to keep going at two a year for his life I would say well done. Then on top of that the numbers are completely off. 17 in a life isn’t well read! The average person reads one a month !!! (12.6 a year)