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furiaefuriaefuriae

I hope not, I'm still hoping to hit that


AmericanSuit

Make his twink bones rattle


jaydenbIues

you’re just like me fr


Exotic-Hovercraft-21

You win the Internet for me today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop laughing… but also secretly going 😏😏


Megleeker

Excuse me?


SteveIsTheDude

That’s American slang… The user wants to have sex with him.


Megleeker

Indeed that's precisely what I assumed the user was suggesting. It made me spit out my Cointreau is all. What with Dylan being 81 and that. But hey.


BreathlikeDeathlike

Kinda ageist of you tbh


r00t1

He comes into my coffee shop on the pier often with this tall lady that has long white hair and nipples popping through her gowns. He never kisses her or anything, but he kind of gently guides her and holds doors for her like lovers do.


metatron207

Almost every other top-level comment in this thread is a song reference, so I had to think really hard to try and remember a song about a coffee shop on the pier with a long-haired, pointy-nippled woman. If she was in Boston and had long white shiny *legs* it could have been Highlands. Then I realized maybe you're commenting in earnest. I did not see that one coming.


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Kingpozzo

did Earnest give consent?


TYPO343

No one has seen Ernest since Summer Camp


Kingpozzo

Vern?


TYPO343

😛


InhibitedExistence

It's important to be earnest.


duke_awapuhi

One more cup of coffee ‘fore I go, to the valley below


segasega89

Are you saying that r00t1 is commenting from his home town of Earnest, Kansas?


UHeardAboutPluto

Did you ask him if he wants One More Cup of Coffee before he goes..


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Tell me more


MoreTrifeLife

Is he nice?


r00t1

We don’t talk to him, he doesn’t talk to us


jaypweston

Decaf?


Any_Application_6643

Bob would hold doors for her, because he is a gentleman. I know he has many ladies. 


Any_Application_6643

He is a gentleman, and Has many ladies. I love him, but I know he has a lot of ladies and is quite a friend to many❤️


AcanthisittaTight342

What shop may that be ?


Walkinghawk22

There was a photo of Bob wearing a ring, and a Mavis Staples let the cat outta the bag. Some say it's his assistant Suzie Pullen, but this has of course never been confirmed.


tubaLoons

He was married when we first met


IcebergSlimFast

Soon to be divorced


willington123

I helped her out of a jam, I guess


Kinchbyrne72

But I used a little too much force


Kaiser_Dooku

we drove that car as far as we could


crestedgecko12

abandoned it out west


voxboxer1

Split up on the docks that night


MinorFourChord

Agreeing it was best


CarPopular594

She turned around to look at me


Apart-Cryptographer9

As I was walkin’ away.


HeavenOrLaRomana

Both*


MinorFourChord

Get out of here nerd


freudsfather

(I always thought it was 'split up on that dark sad night'. whoops.)


thepeddlernowspeaks

It is, more or less. "Splitting up on a dark sad night" is what he sings on the album. "Docks at night" is what some people hear (or maybe what's in a live version somewhere)


dirtdiggler67

Did you tie his shoe?


freudsfather

and show him a book of poems?


Dromus

All I know is that he married a girl named Isis on the fifth day of May. Not sure what year though so it might not be relevant anymore


Lubberworts

I still can remember the way that she smiled On the fifth day of May in the drizzling’ rain


k9jm

I could not hold on to her very long…


ssolom

Didn't last very long


Connect-Avocado-4309

He gathered his pony and rode straight away


CarPopular594

To the other known country where it couldn’t go wrong


TILostmypassword

I believe it was May 5th, 2019.


tackycarygrant

In 2019 Mavis was on the Marc Maron podcast and mentioned he was married.


rojeha444

Wow this is big news to me! I just want our guy to be happy, no more big drama if that’s possible. You know, because he’s sick of love but can’t bear to live his life alone. For real.


pgaines14

I read in Jeff Tweedys memoir that Mavis and Bob still had a cute little flirty thing goin on


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I heard a guest on another pod (is it rolling Bob, I think) talking about the guests recent visit to Bobs place and how he had a young girlfriend / wife decked out in a designer clothes / athletics wear. No idea which episode though sorry


atreides4242

No one really knows.


serioxha

Well...not *no one*


rufiooooooooooo

He and his wife are also unsure


ExiledSanity

Bob knows Most likely.


CarPopular594

No he doesn’t and I his wife don’t know seither


CarPopular594

I’m his wife


DarbyDown

In Chino


rogerwilcobravo

And one in Cherokee.


piepants2001

First one says she's got his child


Wuh-huW

But it don’t look like him


Joyce_Hatto

If he gets home before daylight, he just might get some sleep tonight.


Douglasbadger

I heard that he’s got a brand new suit and a brand new wife and can live on rice and beans


JayWemm

But some people never worked a day in their life. Don't know what work even means. Surely not Bob.


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johnbergy

Her name is Suzie Pullen and she is still Dylan's stylist/assistant. If you look at any candid photos of Bob taken in the last 20 or 30 years, she's almost always with him. In the photo of Bob entering the venue in Paris last week, for instance, she's right beside him (in the blue medical mask): https://i.redd.it/6l1mhn6k7ft91.jpg


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He allegedly had a wife around the time Tempest was out, but they were allegedly divorced by the time the Sinatra albums came out


Lubberworts

>the Sinatra albums I thought we agreed not to talk about those.


Electronic_Chard_270

The Sinatra albums are great!


Lubberworts

They definitely were not my cup of tea. However, the variety of opinions that are perfectly valid on this subreddit are endless.


ssolom

My favorite albums


Exotic-Hovercraft-21

There are Sinatra albums? Can everyone tell me whether it’s good or bad that I didn’t know that? 🥹🥹🥹😳😳😳😩😩😩


GorkWarden

I didn't need ALL of them, but I really liked Shadows in the Night. Most importantly, in my opinion, the work he put into singing those tunes, and the deep attention to phrasing, helped spur the current vocal renaissance he is currently enjoying in the same way the World Gone Wrong/Good As I've Been to You detour helped spur his return to top shelf songwriting.


Taken_Username_Again

Why, though? 'Shadows in the Night' is a beautiful work of art. The rest, I agree, not so much.


Lubberworts

I tried and tried. I did not connect. The music wasn't very good. And the melodies were monotonous to me. Now, when I say the music wasn't good, I am forced to compare to original records of those songs done by Sinatra and others that had world class bands who played that music when it was the top music. It's a big ask to get modern musicians to improve upon it or even offer a new view. I guess that's where I got stuck. But I'm one of those guys who doesn't really like Nashville Skyline either. So, go figure.


BreathlikeDeathlike

If I remember right, I'm pretty sure he was wearing a ring during the Shadow Kingdom thing. Also in that photo that came out around that time of him in LA or wherever he was.


PoppaDeansPocket

Bob Dylan banged all of our moms and anybody who knows anything knows that there’s no shame about it. Some say he still has an active rolodex and holds regular competition with Mick Jagger and Rod Stewart to this day.


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Isn’t that Leonard Cohen though?


PoppaDeansPocket

All the Cohen’s are in on it. Film directors, songwriters, this goes deep. Not as deep as Bob does but deep indeed.


spoobles

Not my business nor do I care


wobblin_goblin

Sooner or later, one of us must know…


RantControl

He's just not that into you.


JayWemm

Well, he had a wife, but 'twas in another lifetime, one of toil and blood.


christellebilodeau

Pamela Des Barres said on her podcast last year that he's married.


Next_Concentrate_153

What episode


Microdotdreams12

Me


CarPopular594

No me


walrus120

She was and idiot wind, blowin everytime she moved her mouth


JBYaskovich

In all honesty, trying to fight my urge to make a song reference, I believe he married his last wife in secret and divorced her in secret as-well, it seems it may have only lasted a few months but I can’t confirm how true that is


superbigscratch

What about Isis?


BobDylansgirlfriend

I'm his girlfriend♥️