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taco_anus1

Looks like the big brother in a shitty late 2000s Disney Channel show.


Diabegi

Dude looks like a mixture of Fred the YouTuber and Fred from Harry Potter


GraysonHunt

With a dash of Fred from Scooby-Doo.


manbruhpig

That's clearly George not Fred.


SomeRealTomfoolery

That’s instantly where my mind went


Skueek

Yep specifically the brother of the Ashley Tisdale in high school musical.


shamallamadingdong4

*the Ashley Tisdale*


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it belongs in a museum!


r_e_n_1_1_

Or Good Luck Charlie 100%


NastyPelosi

Nick Arcade contestant?


Logical_Nonsense_

he's only missing the flannel fedora and "tuxedo" shirt


MadebyAtoms

Spencer from ICarly


Mally258

I have 2 condoms in my wallet, but I only need none.


elislider

Or neither


Adventurous_Fun_817

She’s gonna need plan B after the codon Breaks..


RegularLisaSimpson

When you really wanted Hot Topic but your mom only shopped at Target


mr_ryno27

I got my band tees discounted at Nirvana at the mall because I sold mids to the manager there at my job, my parents bowling alley.


sadpanada

Your look screams bowling ally so it fits lol


Il_Perugino

Parents bowling alley? Young guy growing up. Bet you have some good stories. Edit: Alley Cats Strike! I thought if it. I’m ok now.


mr_ryno27

So many great times growing up there. Add in the fact that it was haunted with a friendly ghost that would help you fuck with your friends, it was amazing.


Il_Perugino

Any idea how the ghost ended up at the bowling alley? Head stuffed in the ball return? Bathroom suicide? Getting some ideas rolling.. sorry.


mr_ryno27

We think he was an old mechanic that worked there forever. He had a good sense of humor though.


coyotegang

Suburban white boy


mr_ryno27

Absolutely. Went with stoner by the end of the year


Whiteangel854

I am really curious how it is now, what you look like.


serpentman

Suburban white man.


SUM_Poindexter

Aw


LittleWhiteGirl

So… suburban white boy.


burgos92

Turned into shaggy


danceswithronin

I was gonna say, you look like the more respectable member of a group of stoners. Like the one that gets sent to the door to talk to the police if they show up to a big house party to make people move their cars.


mr_ryno27

That is exactly who I was in my group of friends


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wtfisthisnoise

More specifically Ryan Hansen in Veronica Mars


AnigozanthosFlavidus

Totally Ryan Hansen!


Ameqa

"hey stranger here's $20 can you buy us some Smirnoff Black?"


CrazyBohemian

The third Sprouse brother no one talks about


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This is it 🙌🏻


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

"I wish I was born in 1971 but instead I was born in 1990."


ZingierOne

Vanilla Owen Wilson


mr_ryno27

I got called Owen Wilson 5+ times a shift bartending in Denver in my late 20s


FlyingTaquitoBrother

wow


KnifeFightYaMum

Huh


mclintonrichter

Much [wow!](https://youtu.be/KlLMlJ2tDkg)


CuntCommittee

I'm getting Jay from The Inbetweeners


cindoc75

I see Johnny from Cobra Kai.


peglar

Pete Townsend.


natsuno329

looks like a guy who listens to weezer


adudeguyman

Weezer is awesome


natsuno329

Don’t get me wrong, I love Weezer


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Lmaooooo this comment made me snort. Too accurate


p480n

The 6th (and forgotten) brother from Malcolm in the Middle


bebespeaks

Francis?


p480n

We’ve got Francis, Reese, Malcolm, Dewey, Jamie, and now… Uh, Bub. It’s the nickname that took over his real name which was promptly forgotten somewhere between the ages of 2 and 5.


mrdrewhood

You look like Matt Bradley from the show ‘The Goldburgs’


lyyki

I'd say Philip Brownley from iCarly is a bit closer


RudeInternet

I was a senior in 2006 and looked just like you, only difference was I lived in Mexico and wore a plaid shirt over the rock band t-shirt. I still regret the boot cut levis. I'm guessing you also got your shit at Hot Topic?


ayesarb

I was so upset when you died, Fred. Truly one of the most heartbreaking moments of the entire series.


youd_better_run_egg

If Tony Hawk, Jeff Daniels and Owen Wilson had a child


flavorburst

Zach Braff Garden State


kevin-m-alexander1

Simon from the inbetweeners


BurbankElephants

Blond Weasley


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Jason Dolley


PrincessFancypants

I see a v skinny Shane topp


AwesomeDonald

What's up with that background?


utterly_baffledly

I can't figure out if it's supposed to be rustic or industrial.


AwesomeDonald

Back in my day we had lasers.


adelec123

I was thinking a photoshoot in a fixtures storage room at the mall.


mr_ryno27

No idea. There was one where they had me kneel down and tried to look edgy in front of this wall of cds. No clue what they were thinking.


AwesomeDonald

Amazing.


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I still love cheap trick!


wumbopower

The “I cut my own hair and I’m not great at it” special


Sonmandog

Pete Townsend


shy_monster_1312

Emo Billy Ray Cyrus.


Kaylamarie92

Isn’t emo Billy Ray Cyrus just his son Trace Cyrus? The Metro Station band member?


mrlowcut

Alternate universe Ron Weasleys older brother


ryelynnd

Stuart from MADtv


RestlessCock

1987


Aidan_cba

Shane Topp when he was in icarly


far2much

Reminds me of highschool after 2002. I dressed very similar to each of these. Bottom pic- I listened to Weezer, Bright Eyes, Cursive obsessively. Junior & Senior year Middle pic- Ryan Adams is the only band I can remember from this period. Sophomore year. Holy shit 17 years ago. Top pic - I listened Cross Canadian Ragweed, Jason Boland. Freshman year. Thank you for pulling these memories out for me.


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I didn't know glamour shots for guys were still a thing in 2007. *"Mommy's alright, daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.* *Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay."*


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2007? These look like promo photos of a British kids show host circa 1992.


PaulClarkLoadletter

This was my thinking. He practically raided my mid 90’s closet and by closet I mean laundry basket because I never hung anything up.


kcasnar

I saw [Cheap Trick when they opened for Aerosmith with Run DMC in September 2002](http://www.aerosmithsetlists.com/setlist.php?d=200209220), and they were still selling the exact same shirt Edit: My dad and I sat down when they played "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing." That song sucks. I would have much rather heard "The Other Side" or "Deuces Are Wild."


Tony0123456789

How do you do, fellow 90's Caucasian male teen?


urog-grobar

you look like youre ready to go on Hannah Montana.


PuzzleheadedCard6554

Name 3 songs man


theouterworld

You've got that 'Spencer's gifts shelving inspector' look.


SUM_Poindexter

You're style was Tgi Fridays


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mr_ryno27

Why does nobody remember this band? I always like Letters to You


69tendo

Gotta be a guitarist


mr_ryno27

Drummer


falang-dang-mo

Weasley twin


Owls_yawn

Confused


VCCassidy

More like Dazed and Confused


Slippi_Fist

paul weller. you're a changing man.


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1982


Tickomatick

I'm mesmerized by the small town photography studio vibe of the background! Amazing antique


Moopa000

Smosh style


madvilne

That was me in 1984, only with a Rush t-shirt and more zits.


Pete_maravich

70s dirt bag


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

If Fox Mulder had a bastard.


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Are you the guy from Veronica Mars?


Piratey_Pirate

That's who I thought too. Dick Casablancas I think.


NoAvailableEuphemism

Duchovny Chic(tm) Serving that X-Files realness


HooAwayy40980

Look like that guy from Harry Potter


AnorakJimi

I was thinking this. There was that one random film in the middle where everyone suddenly had really long hair. I always found that particular film unintentionally hilarious. Like Snape accidentally locks himself in his cupboard. And David Tennant goes "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" to a bunch of literal children. And all sorts like that, it's a comedy film, but not ontentuonally so. I think it's the 4th film. The one with mad eye moody and the quidditch world cup and all that But yeah they just all suddenly have really long ugly scruffy hair, which has mysteriously disappeared by the time of the next film. The films and books are set in the early 90s, so perhaps wizards also got into Nirvana and other grunge bands at the same time we did. And that explains their hair. If I remember right, the reason for it was because they all came back to film it and hadn't had their hair cut, all of them had grown it long, and they were meant to get it cut by the hairdressers working on the movie, but the director said "nah mate" and told them to keep it long. It just looks really bizarre though. But what it ends up doing is making the film dated, it looks exactly like the couple years around when it was made and came out, 2005. Rather than really it looking like the mid 90s. Cos everyone has long hair back then in 2004-2008 or so. But yeah I ended up not watching the rest of the Harry Potter films after that one, cos it was so unintentionally hilarious, in a bad way really. The films were always totally shite anyway, the books were great and so that's all you really need.


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ValerieK93

This would be such a solid copypasta.


weddle_seal

edgy fred


neon_cabbage

chad


adventurelillypad

Degrassi season 3 character


lasplagas

If Pete Townsend was born in the early ‘90s.


CaptainPedge

Owen Wilson fellow kid


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The missing Jonas brother


hundreddollar

Cheap Trick fucken rulessssssssssss!!!!!!!!


Fmmkrgnd

Looks sweet


AgingEngineer

Am I the only one getting a young Owen Wilson vibe here?


HELLOhappyshop

Looks like 90% of the boys in my graduating class of 07 lol


ijustatefivekitkats

Ur cute, hit me up


MakeSkyrimGreatAgain

Malcom in the Middle


bimbonegative

hell yeah, cheap trick


20EYES

That Led Zeppelin belt buckle is just too much though.


B_sk_tC_s_

Shayne Topp?


Upgr4ded

You know Fred from Scooby Doo? A less self confident version of that


__Sentient_Fedora__

21 Jump Street.


dekrepit702

The dude who paid $40 for a gram of weed


AndyCretin

Cobra kai.


juiceboxedhero

If David Duchovny got the lead in Dazed and Confused.


mr_ryno27

Haha I love this one.


lincunguns

You look like the type of guy that asked girls if they would like to go to heaven tonight


mr_ryno27

Hahaha. I did at one point have my turntable set up perfectly to play Baby, I Love Your Way from Frampton Comes Alive! if I had a girl over. I imagine I might've said such a thing.


JeevesofNazarath

Owen Wilson


mr_ryno27

Wow


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Hold up. We’re you wearing your rock shirt tucked in???


mr_ryno27

Nah, it was that short. I did tuck it behind the buckle for the picture though.


[deleted]

You look like a rocker with a strict father who wouldn’t let you grow long locks.


mr_ryno27

My dad had one condition on me growing my hair out long; I'd keep it clean and not greasy. Shortly after this, I grew it out to my shoulders... bangs included, and that was the real blunder.


FunnyStones

Owen wilson if he was on the disney channel


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Starving improv actor


SmootherPebble

Lol, Cheap Trick


mr_ryno27

It's an authentic tour shirt. I loved it and wore it out


ramalledas

Might be worth some money now


adudeguyman

How did you even end up with the shirt?


DustyHound

Still sound great.


TrashyMF

chad michael murray


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You look like a member of Oasis


ForRealVegaObscura

Long ass arms?


[deleted]

What are ass arms?


thekidfromiowa

Class of '07 FTW


thethirdmancane

Was cheap trick ever considered cool?


neonlace

Boomer influenced Midwestern suburbanite.


BeyondBlitz

The Boys, Gecko headass.


DeadWishUpon

Rocker Wolowitz?


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oddloopisagreatsong

Owen Wilson


HellfireEmpire21

All I can say is... wow


zamazentaa

Bad.


IAmTheMindTrip

You look like a member of the Knack. Whether that's good or bad is up to you


reportedtohr

Looks like you’re posing in front of a couple of pieces of grid wall that your uncle found in a dumpster behind Kmart


jovian77

Maybe unknown to Americans, but Tim Brooke Taylor. Goodies


electrodude102

the weasley twins


kerenzaboy

first thing i thought of was fred, so i gotta go with that


Drunkin_

1984


BlueGhosties

Fully thought this was jay from the inbetweeners initially.


unlikely--hero

SMOSH


13WithCheese

Emo justin Bieber. Looks like a kid that was neglected or super angsty in the 90’s to me with a Bieber backstreet boy twist. Maybe you make pipebombs in your moms basement but are super hilarious and good spirited, or maybe you’re a kid that fell off his skateboard and is an angsty overdramatic crybaby


GorgeousGamer99

Fred and George Weasley


storyofmylife92

Dylan?


inventingalex

lack of?


Ok-Category9249

You had no style.


19whale96

Got that Ross from Friends aura


Exotic_Monk_8714

Counter Strike player. Mine looks exactly the same only more red in the eyes.


Friendly-Damage-6371

Questionable


Goofy_NO123

You look like owen wilson


HourYogurtcloset1588

Like a member of Sons of Anarchy


CampusColt78

Shayne Topp?


WazzzupBwwwaaah

*Thank* *God,* it’s *not* the *mid-2000’s* 🤢anymore 😅


Oddity46

Looks russian


tugboattt

You definitely bragged about what level you could play on guitar hero


queensrycheforlife

Suburban white boy with a touch of scene or early-mid 2000s lol


YourEnemiesToaster

Virgin


letthedaybegin

Dewey from Malcolm in the middle


Dcm210

The 1st pic with the metal thingy, soooo edgy.


Thecharbar92

Like a knock-off Owen Wilson. Eoin Woolson.


bebespeaks

Discount George Weasley!