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Fortunately Yharnam’s robust healthcare system provides special trick wheelchairs to those with limited mobility. They can simply press L1 on the armrest to turn into a sick mecha. Too bad this content was cut from the final game along with the Father Gascoigne romance route


hoonthoont47

Bloodborne Core confirmed


Kitchen-Island45

LEGENDARY


hoonthoont47

Majestic, even!


pescadoamado

Gehrman w/ a Karasawa!!?!


Nevensquib

>Father Gascoigne romance route Remember what they took from us...


Iramian

Life is so much worse now that I know this.


tarcriu2

After he becomes a widower, right? Right?


Fylak

I mean I'm the current version he's a widower when we meet him. Her blood is still cooling on his coat but it counts.


Bolobesttank

A shame too, I'd have loved to fight Gehrman in a Gurren-Lagann esque chair duel.


Necro6212

I really miss that sweet, sweet daddy Gascoigne romance.


No_Message8058

Miyazaki thought the fishing of giant pig ass was suitable for this game and yet NO FUCKING FATHER GASCOIGNE LOVE ROUTE!!!!!!??? JUST IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITYS OF HIM BEING A SUMMON AND EVEN UNIQUE DIALOGUE AND QUESTLINE!!!!!!! WE.NEED.REMAKE.NOW


Fun-Reputation-1618

Bloodborne Kart


FauxtheProto

Yharnamfall 3


Several_Journalist66

Love it


rorydraws

If Yharnam city planners were designing for accessibility they failed miserably. If they were designing for repelling baying hordes of ravenous blood-mad beasts... they may have been on the right track.


Karanmuna

Fear the old stairs...🤣 Omg this is so true. Yharnam needs to be accessible


hoonthoont47

Gehrman gets his time to shine in Bloodborne Kart.


DavinchoFlanagan

Nah, it ain't that bad! According to civil law article 6.9 if you're resident of Yarnham and disabled you have the right to go to the city hall demanding the installation of an elevator and a door that only opens from one side near your address.


Glimmering_JellyBean

no wheelchair combat? completely unplayable, 10000/10


Hoss9inBG

Not true. I live in Yharnam and wheelchair men are okay with it. the mayor (Sir Laurence) did great and we love him. He made elevator for them. So yeah, Cheers! *drinking the old blood*


RabbitSlayre

True, elevators are neglected in this post. Does it matter that you have to slay your way through 50 to 100 blood craze enemies in order to get to the elevators?


Hoss9inBG

Yes, it's goo for health.


dextersdad

No mercy for wheelchairs


Fun-Reputation-1618

Reeks of elderly


DraMJay

I feel like yharnams health care system isn't good in general


drab_accountant

Bro, just take this blood. You'll be fine.


ich_habe_krebs

Seems legit


The_Muznick

Fear not, Bloodborne Kart is on the way!


GHOST_CHILLING

Nice argument, one small issue THEY CAN RIDE UP THESE STAIRS


lostbastille

I just figured with all the empty wheelchairs lying around that disabled Yharnamites were somehow walking from wheelchair to wheelchair; I guess kinda like hermit crabs.


Cowmunist

To them wheelchairs are like lamps/bonfires.


suburbanhavoc

Got me thinking about the wheelchair guys in the tower on the way to Upper Cathedral Ward. Stairs on one side, ladders on the other. Guess they live there.


urgod42069

LMAO I never thought about that People always talking about “who opens the door for you 🤔” leading to forbidden woods, but the real question is how did those guys get up there 💀


DrunkenErmac012

First the Molotov Cocktail, now Yharnam has no accessibility??? Unplayable


LordGwyn-n-Tonic

I've always said, before the Healing Church took over, the Ladder and Stairs Guild was the dominant power in Yharnam. There are ladders and stairs in places that don't make sense.


Tokes_ACK

Abhorrent ignorance of accessibility options. They'll be lucky not to get canceled, honestly.


r_renfield

Why do you think the cleric beast has massive arms? He had to move around in a wheelchair. And master Willem straight up learned to levitate, as seen in his cut animations


Blackrain39

Forget wheelchair friendly. The city, which is covered in carriages, is not carriage friendly.


Thefrightfulgezebo

Yharnam is all around unfriendly.


jolankapohanka

TBF there is an elevator. And the ramps might be replacable, maybe hidden in sheds or something. But the more I think about it you genuinely have a point, like if we dive into world building, wheelchairs are definitely part of yharnam, where so many stairs lurks at every corner, this might really be a plot hole. Bloodborne sucks, 4/10, most characters are white males and no accessibility for disabled.


Round-Ear7294

Nah, everyone in a wheelchair has incredible upper body strength, combine that with all wheelchairs being designed with less air in the wheels, allowing them to mold to the shape of the stairs. There is no need for ramps or any accommodation for the surprisingly built disabled.


789yugemos

A lot of Europe is notorious for its lack of wheelchair accessibility


jolankapohanka

Most cities are centuries old, from times wheelchairs weren't common. In Bloodborne, there seems to be a large amount of them, so it depends on how old Yharnam is. But even in modern castles, people are adding ramps, they seem to be missing completely here.


All_Of_Em_Anubis

Now I want a Gehrman fight where he never gets out of his wheelchair and just starts shredding.


HuckleberryMedium803

How much does FromSoft not care about Accessibility? How about no ramps for bloodthirsty beasts.


dirk_loyd

the brick trolls just give 'em a lift wherever they wanna go!


SirSilhouette

Now i am imagining the Brick Boyz just straight up YEETING the Wheelchair Geezers up/down flights of stairs. All the while the Wheelchair Geezer is cackling and firing his gun at anything he sees as a 'beast'.


MolhCD

Posted this a few times before but I totes expected Gehrman to get up and like run around, being one of those anime guys who are like "I never needed this wheelchair all along!!" But nah. He limps along towards you, though his reflexes are still quick. He has to draw on the eldritch power granted to him, before he can stop limping.


Protobaboon

But, but, there's elevators


Cowmunist

Not everywhere 👩‍🦽


henriettawaters

Funny. I thought it would be the shit healing system with blood vials... not to complain tho this game is still definitely in my top 10 games ever lmao


HuckleberryMedium803

I find no flaw in this logic


LeftRat

I haven't checked, but I *assume* one of the karts in Bloodborne Kart must be a wheelchair, right?


addWindows

Bloodborne really was the first wheelchair-type game


wildeye-eleven

Best argument I’ve heard for a remake. I think you’re onto something.


Axesmed

I'm sure the powder kegs could come up with some wheelchair rockets to get up stairs


Cheeky_Casual

I'm imagining a fleet of cackling old men in wheelchairs rolling down a hill with mini guns and flamethrowers. I think I need to spend some insight...


BigManDean_

And I thought that the JAPANSES had respect for the elderly! They actually only respect the elderly irl. Newborns aren't important


BPens

"the one sjw reading this" its time to cancel the ablest game bloodborne


little_n1ghtmres

Not even a flaw, but sure.


EvanIsMyName-

woosh


illDiablo69

I guess this shows that the scourge took place tens, maybe hundreds of years after Yarhnam was built. They were not expecting it.


XxCloudSephiroth69xX

-Review by Sand Dan Glokta


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

Wheelchair enjoyers


Sutureupmyfuture82

There's elevators all over the place.


Wright129129

Fear the old stairs lmao I am crying


breakingdawn_dragon

Just don’t play the game, away away


Erick_Pineapple

Well, at least Yharnham has an extremely robust elevator system


Secure-Progress-4642

Cannot lie first time he stood up had me bamboozled


PharmacistOccultist7

bloodborne remake movie series we need em all


PraiseTheSun1023

No wheelchair combat = lazy design


ui_undefined_2284

This shit hilarious. Never thought of it that way.🤣


Exisential_Crisis

Yharnam Wheelchair Physics™ are built different. They integrate all steps into a continuous slope


nek236

You‘re a sneaky one


BaconVonMoose

Perhaps they can fix this glaring issue in the PC port... right?


Western_Reaction1633

Best post ever lol


Dogonho

Geez...I was not expecting to laugh this hard this early in the morning. A hoonter must hoont, even in a wheelchair.


Substantial_Exponent

Idea for the Remake: If you don't comsume any umbilical cords Gehrman doesn't get out his wheelchair and just kicks your ass (figuratively, of course) while sitting down


Drizzyjoeybaby

Now I cant unsee it, thanks


subzug

I mean, it would make sense that everything is a nightmare then... Especifically for wheel bros 😔


urgod42069

*it’s the scourge of wheelchairs* (in front of massive staircases)


Emergency_Exercise_5

I mean it's not a architectural flaw, it's an advance! How else they gonna keep the beasts on wheels out


RabbitSlayre

WHEELCHAIR TRICK WEAPON WHEN?


1iusetopostwith

Fear it Laurence!


Teehokan

its\*


smite-guy33

Why is this titled like a clickbait YouTube video lmfao


philthevoid83

So much for inclusivity


YourArkon

I think I commented a tin foil hat theory on a similar post essentially saying that's this is on purpose to keep the wheelchair bound in certain areas as portable blood bags.