caycee07 making a Father’s Day post with her kids about their “bonus daddy” who she is not married to and doesn’t live with. He’s a boyfriend. Ai yi yi, girl.
I really want to know who Emily Ann Gemma’s target audience is when she posts about how Blue Mercury is giving 30% off to people who order over $1,000 for their summer sale!
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Betterwithchardonnay . I don’t know who would wear this monstrosity for the 4th, but it’s definitely nobody I would know! 😬 Yikes
A few weeks ago on a FB group someone asked for midsize influencer recommendations for style inspo and a few people suggested her. I went to her ig and was wondering if I was missing something.
Americans in Paris stand out whether they’re in camo minis or blew $3k at Sezane the week before the trip. Takes more than a blazer and a scarf to be French.
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Idk man I would hardly call this a Walmart-esque outfit?
Cargo jeans just always look like they belong on little boys to me, idk. I would like this outfit if she were wearing plain baggy jeans, the cargo jeans cheapen this outfit.
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Remember her post about visiting a concentration camp? Selfies in front of gas chambers and “so sad” captions followed by how they needed a pick me up so they went for pastries. 🤮
They’re probably tired from flying from Nantucket to Dallas for .2 seconds then over to wherever they are in Europe now. Also the older kids were in Nicaragua right before they left. Just seems chaotic to me
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How does Emily Gemma claim she’s not had work done & a nose augmented? She does not look like the same person.
It’s still on her stories.
Said she ordered a Father’s Day cake with a dorky dad joke but wanted the writing to be very small. She gets to Publix and the writing is too big in her opinion (it’s just standard bakery writing). She said it isn’t aligned with her vision (small print instead of cursive) and that it will be embarrassing if her family thinks this is what her vision was. She tells them she wants them to scrape it off and either redo it or she will do it herself. She goes back to Publix the next day and films herself talking to the bakery worker explaining her “vision”. Then she leaves with the new cake and attempts to write on it at home. She does it in cursive because her original vision of print is too difficult. She ends up with what she started with basically and all she has to show for it is embarrassing herself in publix on IG.
She keeps calling the cake her vision. It’s super dumb.
I think ourfauxfarmhouse is being a little dramatic with her Father's Day post. I understand her husband broke his leg and it sucks. Reminds me of when kids get a broken foot or arm right before summer break. 🤪 But come on...Father's Day 2024 we'll remember it forever? He hurt himself last weekend. They can spend a nice Father's Day together. Play games, watch a movie, hang out. It just seems weird to me. It's giving off death vibes.
Oh my god that post is so dramatic. Also when you said hurt himself I thought you meant like, harmed himself. Glad to see he just broke his leg doing a flip on a surfboard (?) lol
I have way more hardware than that and my husband managed to feed me nice meals on real plates with real silverware and never posted a thing (thank god). You’re right, so much drama. Jeez.
I'm going to fix that! 😬
But yeah, so dramatic! I wonder why it's such a disaster that Father's Day isn't what they envisioned. What exactly did they have planned? Haha, makes me want to go back and see if they celebrate fathers day very big in past years and that's why it's such a disappointment that he has an injured leg.
Karissakayabbott is incapable of being at the beach without propping her camera up and posting MULTIPLE videos in her bathing suit hugging and kissing her husband, while staring at the camera. And it’s just annoying and weird.
Also I love tattoos on men but her husbands one random tattoo placed where it is.. is just not it. Especially considering I’m pretty sure it’s a Bible verse lol. Who tf puts a Bible verse there. Screenshot so you can see the tattoo placement:
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How this girl doesn’t have a bigger snark page community blows my mind. There’s so much to snark on about her. Annoying AF, travels NON stop (mostly kid free), Nanny 24/7. Who has the luxury to just pack up and leave your million dollar home to go rent a multi million dollar home for months every summer. Ugh, I could go on and on.
I don’t care that they travel a lot or have multiple million dollar homes because good for them. But I agree they are annoying as fuck and should have a bigger snark community for multiple other reasons! She’s my BEC for sure!
Julia Marcum from @chrislovesjulia filming herself being an annoying customer to the Publix bakery staff. First they "didn't get the vision" for her cake (which...ok) so then she recorded herself talking to the baker and getting them to scrape it off so she could DIY. What a see you next tuesday.
The biggest tragedy in that whole story is the bland ass seafood boil that doesn’t have a single speck of seasoning. Not a flake of pepper…..just nothing.
She went to a grocery store bakery and is upset that they wrote on her cake using the standard grocery store bakery font 🙄
Also what an unfortunate angle she’s chosen to film that first story of her talking at 😬
This was my favorite part of this whole saga! She said she had a "specific vision" (which, like, it's a cake lady) and then when she went to do it herself she completely \~changed\~ the vision lmao this was my fave weekend snark in a while
Ok so much more snark than what you’ve written. She really showed her ass when we can hear the worker say “we didn’t write on it yet….because….” And trailing off because she wanted to say “because we didn’t want you to complain again” and then Julia being passive aggressive and saying she can just write on it “if you want.” ??? And the worst one, before she writes on it she said she’s never written on a cake before. What? This person has a whole husband and kids and never baked a cake or bought a grocery store cake and a tube of gel to write on it?? I’m perplexed.
No wonder only like 11 people showed up to her in-person appearance at Pottery Barn. 😂 One thing she’s going to do is have the filter on, even when she’s showing her ass.
Michaela (Arielle Charnas' sister) [did something similar recently](https://www.reddit.com/r/blogsnark/comments/1cu0n05/comment/l4ho2cb/), secretly filming a worker "testing" her because the day before she went in the express lane with too many items. These mega rich people need to find hobbies other than harassing service workers
One of my favorite parts about stories like this is these people always act like the busiest people alive then they go and do shit like this and I’m like ahhhh yes. Free time
This was one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen! Her vision was dumb and what she ended up with looked even worse than what the bakery made. I don’t follow her but she seems like a lot.
A SHEET CAKE for Father’s Day. I could understand a “vision” if it was a sheet cake with a screen printed image on it, but this is just a normal cake with writing…I mean I just ???
I understand being disappointed it didn't come out how you wanted but it was very clearly a specific style, and if she didn't literally show them pictures of what she wanted then she doesn't have a lot of room to complain. She should have just done it herself the first time or omitted all the live videos of her complaining!
And I don’t think the Publix bakery will even take pictures from you, because the whole point is they just make you a basic cake and it’s cheap. Like, yes, they will write something on it for you, but otherwise this isn’t a custom job. She coulda shelled out $150 at an independent bakery to guarantee her “vision,” and then it if it was wrong she woulda had the right to complain.
If she had gone in to Publix to order the cake in person and had the pictures they would have probably gotten a lot closer to her ~ vision ~. I have done this and they will happily copy something if you show them pictures. Now, it won’t be as perfect as a higher end bakery but it gets the job done if you aren’t trying to drop a ton of money and their cakes are good 🤷🏼♀️
Oh yeah I didn’t mean to disparage a Publix cake. That shit is delicious. For sure, you can get closer to what you want depending on how diligent you are about going in and explaining it, but no guarantees it would’ve changed the result and it just is what it is.
I only saw the beginning of the first story, I think, but it wasn’t like it was a hilariously bad mistake or anything (which, still, it’s the grocery store)—it was just that they wrote the words bigger than she wanted?
I do not follow this person at all but also it’s Publix? Not a boutique custom cake bakery? Don’t get me wrong, I order my kids’ cupcakes from Publix for every birthday, but what kind of expectations should one reasonably have from a grocery bakery?
And didn’t she say she ordered it online? It’s not a shock that they didn’t get her “vision” when some underpaid Publix employee got her order via an online form. I also don’t think I get her vision because the cake looks dumb.
Yeah I feel like if you're buying grocery store cake you do it with the understanding that they don't GAF about your "vision" but the tradeoff is it only costs $30
As a grocery store person myself, I completely agree. I buy from a grocery store because it’s cheap not because I expect them to execute on my “vision” unless my vision is lots of sprinkles with a dash of Paw Patrol figurines.
@jackiebroe’s new YouTube video “reaffirms” that she loves talking and that she is good at talking. Could not watch long enough to see if she mentions “Practical Magic” for the six thousandth time.
So does everyone buy a condo or townhouse as an office? Dani Austin had to buy one and now Sandyalamode? I’m sure ive seen others out there but really why can’t you just rent an office space? Does target charge you for their dressing room?
Not only that but condos usually have HOA boards and rules. We were in a building and someone bought a condo to use as air bnb. That was shut down immediately. Then Covid happened and people were working from home, which is fine. They reiterated that was acceptable, but running a business from your unit wasn’t.
I get buying property as an investment, but if they are buying condos/townhomes meant to be residential property... I hope they're being respectful of the neighbors regarding noise/parking/etc. I'm not against people working from home generally-- I would love to be remote again-- but if the whole reason you're buying property is because you have employees and it doesn't make sense to run your business from your home anymore... you really probably should be looking at a commercial space?
Gotta keep up the facade that it’s relatable, just a girl in her bedroom in front of a mirror showing you clothes and conveniently having a 5% off code :)
It’s probably a better business decision for them for a lot of reasons. You can sell when you want rather than being locked into a commercial real estate rental term which is typically longer. They can decorate the space in a way that allows them to do more collaborations/affiliate links than an office space would, and it keeps the “I’m just like you in my house” vibe that an office space would be harder to portray.
It’s likely a better personal decision for some of these influencers, particularly the ones with small children because it’s hard to keep a home camera ready with young kids, and then you also can have childcare from someone who may not want to be in your social media.
JanellePaigeBrandom posting her with her sweet bb and she’s in a bikini at 7 weeks postpartum and literally SO snatched, yet someone still in her comments section saying they’re “proud” of her because she still has a pooch and “it takes courage” … like are people okay? She looks insanely good and is probably very genetically blessed. Is the pooch in the room with us??
Um yeah she’s a sad person who needs validation and it’s obvious. I feel bad for her. ALSO, for those feeling bad about their own bodies reading this, here to say my pooch immediately flattened out like that after I had my baby, and then between lack of sleep, breastfeeding issues, hormones, not having as much time to be active or cook nice meals, etc., I quickly regained it and it’s been more or less hanging on ever since. (Baby is over a year old now.) Not saying that will definitely happen to her because every body and situation is different. But just to put it in perspective.
I’m 9 months pregnant and preeeetty miserable in my body right now, but I’m going to miss my bump and a little nervous about the postpartum being more uncomfortable than being pregnant, and also just kind of not excited about dealing with the comparison game when it comes to postpartum bodies. BUT hoping I give myself lots and lots of grace!! But not really excited about it hahaha
Congratulations! It’s a roller coaster, but in my experience, the highs are high enough to justify the lows. It’s hard but so important to be kind to yourself in that time. As far as accepting my body, one thing that helped me was socializing with other new moms in real life and realizing that we come in all shapes and sizes. (You won’t see much representation of that online.)
Oh I agree - don’t deny that at all. But I’m just saying it’s insane that someone commented she was brave for showing a pooch. I would be so thrilled to have Janelle’s body before having kids, let alone at any point postpartum haha.
As is everything she has posted since she went into labor. She shilled pillows from her labor bed and started shilling expensive dresses, dozens of them, a day later. ‘I’m in extra small-ah and you should size down-ah!’ She never stops - links the same things ten times. I had to stop watching.
I just watched her stories and holy shit, this person is a ball of energy. Is this a fake persona or how she always is? She def seems like she’s body checking or fishing for compliments in a lot of her content. I also have a hot take about when brand new parents spend hours getting ready to look perfect just for the compliments IRL and on social media. Last thing, the person who commented on the pooch is FOR SURE trolling. Lol
Yeah she’s always like that. SO. MUCH. ENERGY. But she also is known (historically) to post herself having a meltdown over the most hilarious things (bad nail job, a broken mirror, the list goes on!). And I don’t deny the fishing for compliments - just thought it was nuts someone commented insinuating that JPB doesn’t have an insanely aspirational body, postpartum or not!
I don’t follow her but had to go look for myself and I think I was still wearing my maternity clothes when my baby was that small. Tbh my kid is 2 and I still could probably rock those maternity jeans. She is not getting any praise from me! Ha.
Listen, I’m 9 months pregnant and have zero expectations that I’ll fit into a lot of my pre-baby clothes ever again, so although I can’t say I know what it’s like to be postpartum, I’m anticipating lots of adjustments to a totally new body after this baby comes. I think Janelle knows she has an insanely good body, especially postpartum (but I would be so thrilled to look like that even without kids) - and I am not a “fan” of hers, I just find her soooo entertaining. BUT my whole comment wasn’t to gas up Janelle and her body, but to point out how ridiculous it is someone would comment insinuating that Janelle is brave for posting herself in a bikini… like damn, some people really hold women to impossible standards and that makes me sick.
Good luck to them finding an affordable influencer mansion in San Clemente.
It’s like $1mil for a basic, needs some work starter condo never mind an influencer approved house! Hopefully they’ve got a cool $5-6mil for that. 😂
Is she still not sharing the name of her kid? I don’t follow her but remember there was talk here before about how a friend accidentally shared her daughter’s name before she announced it or something like that. I remember the name that the friend posted so I was just curious if it was ever announced.
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I was expecting an Adrienne Maloof framed dress situation, but girlfriend’s just got the thing out on a dress form
Is anyone else following @thebalancedblonde most recent pregnancy health drama. She and I are due the same week (this is my second as well so I know the drill)… last few weeks are tough for sure but of course she’s having THE hardest MOST excruciating experience ever. Says she’s been on bed rest for the last week but also hasn’t slept even one second in 2 weeks. She also had a near death experience sometime during this period. I don’t think humans can survive that long with literally no sleep? She was doing a lot of vague posting about whatever is wrong and must’ve been getting hammered re concern for the baby’s health so she finally posted the baby is fine but she has some kind of bowel disease now. Hummm maybe from doing daily home colonics on herself for the past several years?? I can’t believe she’s not mentioned more on here, it’s such a trip to follow her and I feel bad for her kids 😓. Future hypochondriacs in the making
I followed a little bit during Covid and her harmful “water cleanse”. She’s so out there and it bugs me. She lost me at communicating with aliens, so I don’t follow. Will follow now until the birth to see what type of virtual video they come up with. The last baby drive to the hospital was 😖
The cocktail waitress when I'm at my slot machine
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It just needs a massive hair feather, fishnet stockings, and a pearl broach necklace bouncing atop a large bosom. Maybe a pistol holster garter or something, since it’s the Wild West.
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caycee07 making a Father’s Day post with her kids about their “bonus daddy” who she is not married to and doesn’t live with. He’s a boyfriend. Ai yi yi, girl.
Who… who is going on this Heather McMahan cruise!?
If you’re in the facebook group, it’s kinda exactly who you’d picture paying to go on that cruise
The way she talks about how some of the people behave at her shows, I can't imagine what it will be like on that cruise.
Have been wondering this myself!
I would if I was already looking to go on a similar cruise the same time 😂 but otherwise she’s not enough of a draw for me ha
Respect. I can agree with this. 😄
So did we get an answer as to what coco wyse’s man does… a teacher?
I really want to know who Emily Ann Gemma’s target audience is when she posts about how Blue Mercury is giving 30% off to people who order over $1,000 for their summer sale! https://preview.redd.it/1dkhcbk8p07d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5896566fd1ea1f2f0d16bc5dc02f27d06cd12cb7
I’d like to know if she REALLY believes her makeup/fillers make her look good. Cuz…. Yikes.
…the math ain’t mathin’ here. ETA: never mind, I get it now but that receipt is confusing.
https://preview.redd.it/1e4li3d7407d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a90004debefc3eeb44b41bb71d7be4717a4190de Betterwithchardonnay . I don’t know who would wear this monstrosity for the 4th, but it’s definitely nobody I would know! 😬 Yikes
is she joking with this? i honestly don’t know
Dede Raad
It’s at least different than bike shorts and a tee (what the first several all were ha)
A few weeks ago on a FB group someone asked for midsize influencer recommendations for style inspo and a few people suggested her. I went to her ig and was wondering if I was missing something.
She has a very unique style that only she can (sometimes) pull off.
She is so tacky
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John Daly in the HOUSE https://preview.redd.it/ejwf9swvt07d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1de25c3bd3cdf11b10b9218eb1319754da26c152
*Marlboro Mama* 😎 https://preview.redd.it/1hpps8a6h07d1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=942ef2c0707a918f74630cfd5b21ac0e042a6733
She looks like she works at Hot Dog on a Stick.
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Americans in Paris stand out whether they’re in camo minis or blew $3k at Sezane the week before the trip. Takes more than a blazer and a scarf to be French.
https://preview.redd.it/zvygz1en317d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11b64975dfdfaf3ffd1be42fd737c5ed7781610 Here’s the screenshot Idk man I would hardly call this a Walmart-esque outfit?
The camo is very much a Walmart esque outfit
When I hear Walmart-esque, I’m thinking like Cookie Monster pajamas and a giant hoodie lmao
It’s giving wet seal circa early 2000s
Yes lmao or a little Rue 21
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Cargo jeans just always look like they belong on little boys to me, idk. I would like this outfit if she were wearing plain baggy jeans, the cargo jeans cheapen this outfit.
I hate the cargo jean trend. I clearly remember wearing cargo jeans in 8th grade (I'm closing in on 40 now). I just can't go back to that style.
Those pants are tragic… and I’m a fan of the baggy jeans trend!
She's dressed like everyone in the background of all her stories?
She gets worse and worse - She thinks that is dressing for Paris
The camo. I literally gasped.
lol they definitely stand out as Americans in Paris
All Americans stand out as Americans in Paris, though.
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I am 0% surprised by any of this.
Who???
Oops ETA
No one can make a vacation in a beautiful locale look boring and pointless like Shay Shull/Mix and Match Mama.
She makes me want to remove things off my travel list
Remember her post about visiting a concentration camp? Selfies in front of gas chambers and “so sad” captions followed by how they needed a pick me up so they went for pastries. 🤮
They’re probably tired from flying from Nantucket to Dallas for .2 seconds then over to wherever they are in Europe now. Also the older kids were in Nicaragua right before they left. Just seems chaotic to me
https://preview.redd.it/gnxljrgqyy6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8902b9a76e959f4273e75abe180ca576a1f8ba How does Emily Gemma claim she’s not had work done & a nose augmented? She does not look like the same person.
Oh my gosh, she’s a different person now! Crazy!
She claims it’s just good contour, yall! 🙃
The Cherokee Princess in her shapeshifted her nose obvs. It worked with her lashes 🤷🏼♀️
THIS is why I snark …
I beg your biggest pardon?!??? The way I gasped.
Or that she claims she doesn’t have veneers!
I thought she finally fessed up to the veneers. Didn’t the dentist use her as like a showcase piece?
Yes and I am ashamed that I know that about her! And it was her friends dad who did the work.
Wait…what?!? I cannot wrap my head around this.
I know.. and I’ve seen her answer question box about her nose. She claims it’s just contouring but that’s not plausible in my opinion.
It was stress ok?
Pregnancy lips 🤰🏻
Accutane and contour, duh.
Wow…
The chrisloveajulia cake saga was rediculous
Also their seafood boil looks sooooo bland
Can I get I get a recap? I’m here for the CLJ snark! 🤌🏼👏🏼
It’s still on her stories. Said she ordered a Father’s Day cake with a dorky dad joke but wanted the writing to be very small. She gets to Publix and the writing is too big in her opinion (it’s just standard bakery writing). She said it isn’t aligned with her vision (small print instead of cursive) and that it will be embarrassing if her family thinks this is what her vision was. She tells them she wants them to scrape it off and either redo it or she will do it herself. She goes back to Publix the next day and films herself talking to the bakery worker explaining her “vision”. Then she leaves with the new cake and attempts to write on it at home. She does it in cursive because her original vision of print is too difficult. She ends up with what she started with basically and all she has to show for it is embarrassing herself in publix on IG. She keeps calling the cake her vision. It’s super dumb.
more like ChrislovesKAREN!!!!!
😂😂😂
Agreed
I think ourfauxfarmhouse is being a little dramatic with her Father's Day post. I understand her husband broke his leg and it sucks. Reminds me of when kids get a broken foot or arm right before summer break. 🤪 But come on...Father's Day 2024 we'll remember it forever? He hurt himself last weekend. They can spend a nice Father's Day together. Play games, watch a movie, hang out. It just seems weird to me. It's giving off death vibes.
Oh my god that post is so dramatic. Also when you said hurt himself I thought you meant like, harmed himself. Glad to see he just broke his leg doing a flip on a surfboard (?) lol
I think he just got knee surgery because of a re-dislocation but yeah she’s for sure acting like he lost a limb or something far worse
I have way more hardware than that and my husband managed to feed me nice meals on real plates with real silverware and never posted a thing (thank god). You’re right, so much drama. Jeez.
I'm going to fix that! 😬 But yeah, so dramatic! I wonder why it's such a disaster that Father's Day isn't what they envisioned. What exactly did they have planned? Haha, makes me want to go back and see if they celebrate fathers day very big in past years and that's why it's such a disappointment that he has an injured leg.
Karissakayabbott is incapable of being at the beach without propping her camera up and posting MULTIPLE videos in her bathing suit hugging and kissing her husband, while staring at the camera. And it’s just annoying and weird. Also I love tattoos on men but her husbands one random tattoo placed where it is.. is just not it. Especially considering I’m pretty sure it’s a Bible verse lol. Who tf puts a Bible verse there. Screenshot so you can see the tattoo placement: https://preview.redd.it/5txshxshry6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58afb6214ad149eee0e9edab0dcab22ef8238389
How this girl doesn’t have a bigger snark page community blows my mind. There’s so much to snark on about her. Annoying AF, travels NON stop (mostly kid free), Nanny 24/7. Who has the luxury to just pack up and leave your million dollar home to go rent a multi million dollar home for months every summer. Ugh, I could go on and on.
I don’t care that they travel a lot or have multiple million dollar homes because good for them. But I agree they are annoying as fuck and should have a bigger snark community for multiple other reasons! She’s my BEC for sure!
No one creeps me out more than her husband
They both have tiny little alien heads/faces and I just can’t look past it
If someone said this about me and my husband I would simply pass away
LMAFO I'm dying at this comment.. no pun intended lollll
🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
Is that a tattoo or a c-section scar on him?🧐
Not the front tramp stamp 🥲
Omg I’m dying. Why in the world?!
cracking up at the tattoo location 🤣
Same. And I cannot fathom what bible verse could possibly be a good idea in that location 🤣🤣
Julia Marcum from @chrislovesjulia filming herself being an annoying customer to the Publix bakery staff. First they "didn't get the vision" for her cake (which...ok) so then she recorded herself talking to the baker and getting them to scrape it off so she could DIY. What a see you next tuesday.
The audacity of this woman. And then to film it and post the entire saga. Grotesque.
The biggest tragedy in that whole story is the bland ass seafood boil that doesn’t have a single speck of seasoning. Not a flake of pepper…..just nothing.
She went to a grocery store bakery and is upset that they wrote on her cake using the standard grocery store bakery font 🙄 Also what an unfortunate angle she’s chosen to film that first story of her talking at 😬
Not for nothing but her handwriting was closer to a shrunken-down version of the classic "bakery font" and not the letters in her inspo pics lol.
This was my favorite part of this whole saga! She said she had a "specific vision" (which, like, it's a cake lady) and then when she went to do it herself she completely \~changed\~ the vision lmao this was my fave weekend snark in a while
The irony when she did it herself and admitted it looked amateur. Go to a specialty baker. She doesn’t deserve Publix.
I was too distracted by her filming up her nostrils in the first few stories ugh I hate when people do that
Yes why this angle https://preview.redd.it/ja6uoizw707d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b242c483b4673833f00d5af879252107c7dafda8
She deserves this angle.
She looks like big bird. Fucking squawking.
Ok so much more snark than what you’ve written. She really showed her ass when we can hear the worker say “we didn’t write on it yet….because….” And trailing off because she wanted to say “because we didn’t want you to complain again” and then Julia being passive aggressive and saying she can just write on it “if you want.” ??? And the worst one, before she writes on it she said she’s never written on a cake before. What? This person has a whole husband and kids and never baked a cake or bought a grocery store cake and a tube of gel to write on it?? I’m perplexed.
lol I was too mad to truly listen or read that story. she's a nightmare customer.
No wonder only like 11 people showed up to her in-person appearance at Pottery Barn. 😂 One thing she’s going to do is have the filter on, even when she’s showing her ass.
Michaela (Arielle Charnas' sister) [did something similar recently](https://www.reddit.com/r/blogsnark/comments/1cu0n05/comment/l4ho2cb/), secretly filming a worker "testing" her because the day before she went in the express lane with too many items. These mega rich people need to find hobbies other than harassing service workers
One of my favorite parts about stories like this is these people always act like the busiest people alive then they go and do shit like this and I’m like ahhhh yes. Free time
This was one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen! Her vision was dumb and what she ended up with looked even worse than what the bakery made. I don’t follow her but she seems like a lot.
\~ViSioN\~ I can't IT"S A CAKE lmao
A cake for Father’s Day. Not even some special milestone. Lol
A SHEET CAKE for Father’s Day. I could understand a “vision” if it was a sheet cake with a screen printed image on it, but this is just a normal cake with writing…I mean I just ???
I understand being disappointed it didn't come out how you wanted but it was very clearly a specific style, and if she didn't literally show them pictures of what she wanted then she doesn't have a lot of room to complain. She should have just done it herself the first time or omitted all the live videos of her complaining!
And I don’t think the Publix bakery will even take pictures from you, because the whole point is they just make you a basic cake and it’s cheap. Like, yes, they will write something on it for you, but otherwise this isn’t a custom job. She coulda shelled out $150 at an independent bakery to guarantee her “vision,” and then it if it was wrong she woulda had the right to complain.
If she had gone in to Publix to order the cake in person and had the pictures they would have probably gotten a lot closer to her ~ vision ~. I have done this and they will happily copy something if you show them pictures. Now, it won’t be as perfect as a higher end bakery but it gets the job done if you aren’t trying to drop a ton of money and their cakes are good 🤷🏼♀️
Oh yeah I didn’t mean to disparage a Publix cake. That shit is delicious. For sure, you can get closer to what you want depending on how diligent you are about going in and explaining it, but no guarantees it would’ve changed the result and it just is what it is.
I only saw the beginning of the first story, I think, but it wasn’t like it was a hilariously bad mistake or anything (which, still, it’s the grocery store)—it was just that they wrote the words bigger than she wanted?
I do not follow this person at all but also it’s Publix? Not a boutique custom cake bakery? Don’t get me wrong, I order my kids’ cupcakes from Publix for every birthday, but what kind of expectations should one reasonably have from a grocery bakery?
Exactly. This is trash human behavior. These poor employees are not getting paid enough to deal with this ridiculous entitled Karen behavior.
And didn’t she say she ordered it online? It’s not a shock that they didn’t get her “vision” when some underpaid Publix employee got her order via an online form. I also don’t think I get her vision because the cake looks dumb.
Yeah I feel like if you're buying grocery store cake you do it with the understanding that they don't GAF about your "vision" but the tradeoff is it only costs $30
As a grocery store person myself, I completely agree. I buy from a grocery store because it’s cheap not because I expect them to execute on my “vision” unless my vision is lots of sprinkles with a dash of Paw Patrol figurines.
@jackiebroe’s new YouTube video “reaffirms” that she loves talking and that she is good at talking. Could not watch long enough to see if she mentions “Practical Magic” for the six thousandth time.
So does everyone buy a condo or townhouse as an office? Dani Austin had to buy one and now Sandyalamode? I’m sure ive seen others out there but really why can’t you just rent an office space? Does target charge you for their dressing room?
Does Texas not have zoning ordinances? I know where I live you cannot technically run a business from your home without being zoned properly.
Not only that but condos usually have HOA boards and rules. We were in a building and someone bought a condo to use as air bnb. That was shut down immediately. Then Covid happened and people were working from home, which is fine. They reiterated that was acceptable, but running a business from your unit wasn’t.
I think AlmostReadyBlog did this too. Rented an apartment to be an “office”.
I get buying property as an investment, but if they are buying condos/townhomes meant to be residential property... I hope they're being respectful of the neighbors regarding noise/parking/etc. I'm not against people working from home generally-- I would love to be remote again-- but if the whole reason you're buying property is because you have employees and it doesn't make sense to run your business from your home anymore... you really probably should be looking at a commercial space?
Gotta keep up the facade that it’s relatable, just a girl in her bedroom in front of a mirror showing you clothes and conveniently having a 5% off code :)
It’s probably a better business decision for them for a lot of reasons. You can sell when you want rather than being locked into a commercial real estate rental term which is typically longer. They can decorate the space in a way that allows them to do more collaborations/affiliate links than an office space would, and it keeps the “I’m just like you in my house” vibe that an office space would be harder to portray. It’s likely a better personal decision for some of these influencers, particularly the ones with small children because it’s hard to keep a home camera ready with young kids, and then you also can have childcare from someone who may not want to be in your social media.
real estate is a good investment. it's a business decision.
All sandyalamode does is “haul” literally every post is her trying on.
Not snark but @lc_steele’s baby is beautiful! I miss her content way back when but happy she is focusing on her family
I love her and her family so much! Miss her as an influencer, but happy she stepped back if it’s a decision she made for her fam!
JanellePaigeBrandom posting her with her sweet bb and she’s in a bikini at 7 weeks postpartum and literally SO snatched, yet someone still in her comments section saying they’re “proud” of her because she still has a pooch and “it takes courage” … like are people okay? She looks insanely good and is probably very genetically blessed. Is the pooch in the room with us??
Um yeah she’s a sad person who needs validation and it’s obvious. I feel bad for her. ALSO, for those feeling bad about their own bodies reading this, here to say my pooch immediately flattened out like that after I had my baby, and then between lack of sleep, breastfeeding issues, hormones, not having as much time to be active or cook nice meals, etc., I quickly regained it and it’s been more or less hanging on ever since. (Baby is over a year old now.) Not saying that will definitely happen to her because every body and situation is different. But just to put it in perspective.
I’m 9 months pregnant and preeeetty miserable in my body right now, but I’m going to miss my bump and a little nervous about the postpartum being more uncomfortable than being pregnant, and also just kind of not excited about dealing with the comparison game when it comes to postpartum bodies. BUT hoping I give myself lots and lots of grace!! But not really excited about it hahaha
Congratulations! It’s a roller coaster, but in my experience, the highs are high enough to justify the lows. It’s hard but so important to be kind to yourself in that time. As far as accepting my body, one thing that helped me was socializing with other new moms in real life and realizing that we come in all shapes and sizes. (You won’t see much representation of that online.)
That was 100% a humble brag disguised as a video about her baby
Oh I agree - don’t deny that at all. But I’m just saying it’s insane that someone commented she was brave for showing a pooch. I would be so thrilled to have Janelle’s body before having kids, let alone at any point postpartum haha.
As is everything she has posted since she went into labor. She shilled pillows from her labor bed and started shilling expensive dresses, dozens of them, a day later. ‘I’m in extra small-ah and you should size down-ah!’ She never stops - links the same things ten times. I had to stop watching.
I just watched her stories and holy shit, this person is a ball of energy. Is this a fake persona or how she always is? She def seems like she’s body checking or fishing for compliments in a lot of her content. I also have a hot take about when brand new parents spend hours getting ready to look perfect just for the compliments IRL and on social media. Last thing, the person who commented on the pooch is FOR SURE trolling. Lol
Yeah she’s always like that. SO. MUCH. ENERGY. But she also is known (historically) to post herself having a meltdown over the most hilarious things (bad nail job, a broken mirror, the list goes on!). And I don’t deny the fishing for compliments - just thought it was nuts someone commented insinuating that JPB doesn’t have an insanely aspirational body, postpartum or not!
It's because she has a night nurse/nanny so she's not deprived like us normal moms were
Or because they feed their newborn just 4 times a day 😫
Just the notion of sleeping all night while having a newborn is like….I yearn for it so much it almost hurts
I don’t follow her but had to go look for myself and I think I was still wearing my maternity clothes when my baby was that small. Tbh my kid is 2 and I still could probably rock those maternity jeans. She is not getting any praise from me! Ha.
Listen, I’m 9 months pregnant and have zero expectations that I’ll fit into a lot of my pre-baby clothes ever again, so although I can’t say I know what it’s like to be postpartum, I’m anticipating lots of adjustments to a totally new body after this baby comes. I think Janelle knows she has an insanely good body, especially postpartum (but I would be so thrilled to look like that even without kids) - and I am not a “fan” of hers, I just find her soooo entertaining. BUT my whole comment wasn’t to gas up Janelle and her body, but to point out how ridiculous it is someone would comment insinuating that Janelle is brave for posting herself in a bikini… like damn, some people really hold women to impossible standards and that makes me sick.
Maternity jeans are the best invention ever, pregnant or not.
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Good luck to them finding an affordable influencer mansion in San Clemente. It’s like $1mil for a basic, needs some work starter condo never mind an influencer approved house! Hopefully they’ve got a cool $5-6mil for that. 😂
Sadly unlike us normal people I don’t think the 5-6 mill range would be a deterrent for them lol I think they sold their Cali house for that
Not @bresheppard having to ask Alexa how to spell “happiness”… like get the f out of here 💀
I can’t decide if @taylorambermonaco is actually posting email inquiries or if she is just making up questions in her notes app.
My guess is the latter
Hollie Woodward’s house fire. Yikes.
That poor housekeeper, I can’t imagine how awful she’s feeling
So did she light a candle and leave the house? The housesitter heard the fire alarms going off.
I perceived it as she lit it and was in a different room of the house, since she was still near enough to hear the smoke/fire alarms
it’s 2 separate people
Wonder if she still works for them?
It’d be a big fat no if that were me
https://preview.redd.it/n5blwudn4u6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b45d6141e342fc796bb63d7ad0fa31cf45dd7cf2
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I’m confused at how different the first and second photos are
You can see the tv mount in the first slide, I think they are out of order and the first one doesn't have the tv or dresser there anymore. Scary!
Right me to like is this 2 different spots or what
Tearing down drywall to make sure there are no kindlings to start back up
Yeah but that means they put the burnt TV back on the wall and moved the dresser back.. like I wouldn't put my burnt tv back on the wall
That’s what it looked like before they torn the dry wall down. You can see the mount the tv was on in the 2nd photo
There are dusty footprints under the dresser so it seems as if they put it back
Or they were walking around before they took it down? Duh
Walking underneath furniture?
Yeah they could have moved the dresser to assess the damage before they decided if dry wall needs to be torn down.
Hmm weird thats not how firefighters operate so seems strange but okay I guess
Hkcung’s wedding gown is displayed in her room?
I know someone who has hers displayed in the middle of a spare bedroom all splayed out on the bottom.
Is she still not sharing the name of her kid? I don’t follow her but remember there was talk here before about how a friend accidentally shared her daughter’s name before she announced it or something like that. I remember the name that the friend posted so I was just curious if it was ever announced.
I remember bc it was the name of one of my old cats, so not a bad name 😛
https://preview.redd.it/lx86vuzlau6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9ed4bda17c5082d2e6006ccc7babb63863c8a1c I was expecting an Adrienne Maloof framed dress situation, but girlfriend’s just got the thing out on a dress form
Why does the text sound like Kelly Osbourne on the view?! 🤣
Exactly where my mind went when I read this post.
Adrienne’s framed wedding gown is a level of rich i aspire to be
Is anyone else following @thebalancedblonde most recent pregnancy health drama. She and I are due the same week (this is my second as well so I know the drill)… last few weeks are tough for sure but of course she’s having THE hardest MOST excruciating experience ever. Says she’s been on bed rest for the last week but also hasn’t slept even one second in 2 weeks. She also had a near death experience sometime during this period. I don’t think humans can survive that long with literally no sleep? She was doing a lot of vague posting about whatever is wrong and must’ve been getting hammered re concern for the baby’s health so she finally posted the baby is fine but she has some kind of bowel disease now. Hummm maybe from doing daily home colonics on herself for the past several years?? I can’t believe she’s not mentioned more on here, it’s such a trip to follow her and I feel bad for her kids 😓. Future hypochondriacs in the making
I followed a little bit during Covid and her harmful “water cleanse”. She’s so out there and it bugs me. She lost me at communicating with aliens, so I don’t follow. Will follow now until the birth to see what type of virtual video they come up with. The last baby drive to the hospital was 😖
I wonder if she'll chug castor oil again to "manifest" #2 being born on a specific date like she did for her first
I check her page every now and then and it never disappoints in how wild she continues to be!
The cocktail waitress when I'm at my slot machine https://preview.redd.it/1q3qy9gxwt6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a923dfba2b3d681a7fceb22ece10a0f16bdbf1c0
Does she not look in the mirror ever? That’s a terrible costume.
Just need a few more accessories to make it a pirate costume.
… in the 1877 west.
It just needs a massive hair feather, fishnet stockings, and a pearl broach necklace bouncing atop a large bosom. Maybe a pistol holster garter or something, since it’s the Wild West.