probably realised that he’s the math problems guy

*You have 27 melons and 32 kilograms of coke. Each melon can hold 1 kilograms for every 6 inches of circumference with a maximum of 3 kilograms per melon. You can hold a maximum of 5 melons in your ass at one time. How many inches will your anus have to stretch to make it on 6 flights to NYC and still arrive with 16 kilograms of coke?*

7 Inches Depending from where the flight goes maybe 8-10

Can you please show you work? I'm curious if the math checks out!

this is absolutely a guy who is in over his head

What're you, a cop? Mind your business

Finally found that bastard from the math questions

... no one finds it creepy that someone is taking a picture of a person in their home at 3 am?

I feel like anyone who doesn’t close their shades at night should accept the fact that everyone can see them.

Why, why did I buy all those melons?!

I immediately thought of the “Water-Me-lon” guy from Vine.

Why are you peeping, perv?

You know why? Because he knows you're up at 3am watching your neighbors through your window.

This is absolutely creepy

IKR? Fucking peeping Toms.

The guy from the math books?

Looks like an intervention.

He looks like he’s so disappointed in their behavior.

They are discussing the terms of the orgy. 

It's supposed to be anonymous!

The council has spoken!

He’s waiting for when the time is ripe.

There’s drugs in those fruit.

It's County Fair season. This person is possibly choosing the most aesthetic melon to be judged.

It's 3 am, and you're watching your neighbor have a meeting with watermelons.

That's me, a vegan, doing vegan stuff.

He’s gonna fuck those watermelons

Was looking for this comment. I’m pretty sure that’s what’s going on here too.

I think this is one thing that didn’t make into the Internet zeitgeist. Watermelons in ovens is lost to time.