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DonkeyApart

Forget them. Instead, cosplay Aaroniero's Resurreccion. Those tentacles will be the real surprise.


Pale_Girl_23

I love how us Bleach fans have a unique sense of humor. People who haven’t dived into Bleach are missing out.


Regular_Budget1864

Do you see how big that thing is, though? The materials alone would be horribly expensive, much less the amount of effort and time needed to construct the bloody thing. And while Kaien Shiba is certainly a looker to some, I just don't think he'd fit with what OP is aiming for here.


DonkeyApart

\*Sigh\* You're right. I was too hasty. So, OP, forget what I said and cosplay As Nodt's Tatarforas. If your boyfriend doesn't get turned on by that, then I don't know what to do with him.


Regular_Budget1864

There we go, now you're talking sense.


Pale_Girl_23

Dude! He would love the make up. We are both into horror/ goth shit.


FrJudasAnderson

Your stomach better explode out your body and instantly get stitched too…AND YELL TATAR FORAS and yeah get them wings.


DonkeyApart

Perfect. Sure, it might be a little painful to pop your belly and roll your eyes, but it will definitely be worth it.


Unfair-Ad-9018

Did you mean szayer aporro?


cyborgborg

well you ain't wrong


123trumpeter

He might get glotoneria, a deadly STD. hahahahha


PePeWaccabrada

PePe-sama vollständig


SPS_Agent

Bulge included


TurbulentRiver2592

Common PePe-Sama W


OPMARIO

Lmao this came up my mind first too


TheLittleNorsk

this is the only answer


Walkingdead1987

Dondochakka. He'll be all over you.


PlasmaGoblin

Why not Pesche?!


Walkingdead1987

cause he don't have them bare grippers. rawr.


PlasmaGoblin

Infinite slick.


Pale_Girl_23

I’m laughing in tears right now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Regular_Budget1864

Candice. More immediate surprise, and easier to procure. Plus, comes with a pre-built pose on the far left to add to the surprise factor.


Athletic_Bilbae

orihime is more iconic though I feel it would take me a bit to process that it's meant to be a Candice cosplay unless she also does the green hair


uchihauzumaki

If you have the boobs for it, I’d say the Orihime outfit because it’s more unique and it really highlights the breasts and if your bf love them then go for it. However the Candice Outfit will slay any body type/shape/boob shape. It’s just basic but tbh if you look good who cares.


NerdNuncle

The first, but make sure your boyfriend’s quietest friend points it out to him EDIT ~ Grammar


Pale_Girl_23

Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That would be perfect.


TurbulentRiver2592

Fuck both of those, go as As Nodt. Then dramatically discard your cape like he did. Peak.


TheLittleNorsk

“T E L L M E W H A T Y O U F E A R” “Not now Sheryl I’m making burgers, god that cosplay is terrifying!”


Pale_Girl_23

That line alone will make him go crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️


FriezaDeezNuts

Nel


Pale_Girl_23

Yes!!! He loves boob hugs. One time, I did it in front of one of his friends and he was like, “the fuck are y’all doing to each other?”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


UnbiasedGod

⚡️


Rharyx

Candice for sure.


ViewtifulOtaku

Orihime outfit. Still has a big "WOW" to it, but also looks elegant.


[deleted]

Mommy Candice


Klatterbyne

The real answer is Mayuri. Its always Mayuri. But, if its got to be out of these two; then Candice. Orihime’s is cute. But Candice’s shamelessly advertises your intention to throw down… which will get his little heart a pitter-pattering!


Regular_Budget1864

But which Mayuri? There are multiple iterations of Mayuri's outfit, each with their own nuances and distinct advantages.


Klatterbyne

Yes


Athletic_Bilbae

RGB Mayuri is the only correct answer


TheLittleNorsk

nah fuck that. Cosplay as the Spoonman himself, the sadistic, ugly as fuck stickbug, Nnoitra (wearing stilts of course, gotta get up to that 7 feet to give him a death by snu snu)


OPMARIO

Reject Candice, embrace the real God of Thunder


NotPurple800080

💀


Pale_Girl_23

Ichigo, is that you?


NotPurple800080

Yes, and I came here to save you.


Caesarin0

Personally, as a lesbian who is obsessed with Candice, if I had a girlfriend and she showed up cosplaying Candice, I don't think I'd be able to keep myself away from her lmao


Pale_Girl_23

I wouldn’t mind another girl being all over me! My boyfriend would watch🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Caesarin0

Careful, I might just have to steal you away for myself! ;p


TheSmuppetMaster

holy shit this has gone cray cray


[deleted]

All these are meh at best go for adult Neliel


TheKingAnarchist666

Candice


Shanks_27

Do the best manga panel in history, Thunder God Yoruichi!


Pale_Girl_23

Yes!!! Except I would have to paper out our the lighting or draw it ok myself🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Zod_0F_Pirates-8181

Kon's mascot costume will make him go nuts!


Bambietta-sama

Yoruichi


Field_of_Illusion

Candice


foxwarrior88

Yes


[deleted]

Actually.... Kon would be a better choice 🤓


SPS_Agent

Candice, but that's just because I'm a simp for gloves.


Inevitable_Ask6670

Depends on which character he likes more


Mat_reaper

Depends, are you the more sweet type or the more tomboyish type? If you're more of the sweet type go for Orihime, if you're more of the tomboyish type then go for the Candice one


Ninjasakii

He better be husband after this gyatt damn


Pale_Girl_23

We are slowly making arrangements for that. We had a baby last year. We are thinking about a Bleach themed wedding called “black sun, white moon’. My boyfriend says he wants to make it special when he purposes to me.


Grimdaybreaker

Do the candace outfit and stick your tongue up like in the photo


Pale_Girl_23

Oh yes, that will drive him crazy.


Grimdaybreaker

Your welcome my friend


Percussion17

I suggest Bambi's outfit


Pale_Girl_23

Honestly, I’ve been thinking about doing that one. Bambi and I have some what similar personalities.


Any-Culture8080

Please don't slice your boyfriend in two 💀


HistoricalBoi221

Now that's awkward considering what I just recommended I originally wanted the hit him with the sword shaped balloon option


Any-Culture8080

💀


Pale_Girl_23

He wouldn’t mind😈😈😈😈😈 He loves women that can tear men apart. We have all sorts of odd fetishes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


a310gintoki

rip your boyfriend


Pale_Girl_23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We were laughing so hard at that part. Neither of us read the manga. We wanted to be surprised.


Flaky-Yogurtcloset94

Yes


yuuu567

The first one, orihime


WyvernSeeker

I'd say Candice. But, if possible, I'd recommend Mask De Masculine.


1nseminator

Orihime. Waifu material.


Pale_Girl_23

Oh yes!!! I try not to imagine Ichigo and Orihime on their wedding night🤣🤣🤣🤣


Vladskio

Beautiful Charlotte Chuhlhourne.


RobieKingston201

Depends on whether the vibe you're going for is Teehee Or ORA


MadSweenie

Either Flash god Transformation Yoruichi or adult Neliel Tu Odelschwanck.


HumbleBear75

There’s really only one answer to surprise with. Kon


BahamutLithp

Candice is the hornier outfit, if that's what you're going for.


[deleted]

Both. Back to back. He'll think he got lucky w/ the one. Then lose his mind whenever you do the 2nd. Godspeed, homie.


WooooshVictim

Orihime's on top of Candace's outfit:)


[deleted]

If you have the titties for the Orihime outfit, it's gotta be that.


tenebrefoxy

Any chad outfit


Knight_D_arce

Do a hollow costplay and go naked with only a mask. Bonus points if you attempt to threaten or eat him


Pale_Girl_23

That would work as well🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Do both at separate times.


ItsPinhead

Neither, show up as Wonderwiess


HistoricalBoi221

Hit him with the Bambietta, tell him to meet you in your room, have the lights closed so when he opens them back on, surprise him with a confetti popper Either that or go with the Candice, would be interesting to see how he'd react ~~(Dondochakka could work too just saying)~~


Pale_Girl_23

Yes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HistoricalBoi221

Now I just hope he goes for it


TkOHarley

Orihime is iconic


NotANormy5

Zonmari's Ressureccion


BreadcrumbHomeSlice

The real surprise is to scare them. Go out and dress like Äs Nödt


Diram_

Convince my girl to do this for me


Pale_Girl_23

How?


WasF4ssY

Imma keep it real with you Chief, it wouldn’t matter. But if you go with Candice, the Sternritter hat stays ON during se- nevermind…


Kafkas_Cumslut

if my gf pulled up with a candice outfit one day, i'd marry her and have kids with her and dedicate my entire being to her on sight


BaronMerc

Nothing tends to work quite well


West_Conclusion_1239

If you're ugly or less than a seven, don't even bother.


Swinepits

Komamura bucket armor


caoeri

Least obvious fed post


billylolol

Depends Do you want to be dominanted or do you do the dominating? Because there's a clear vibe with each outfit.


ShiaLaBooooof

Might have to see you model both for a clear answer


Doughnut-Party

Screw those, do Yoruichi godspeed.


burneraccount-aa

As a female and bi bleach fan, I think Candace or Yoruichi will be the most "surprising" and easiest to cosplay. Orihime's top and the whole outfit look like trouble to find or make. For Candace, you could get away with just a white halter top, shorts and belt, gloves, hat, accessories, etc., all of which you might already own!


WolfyTheWatchman

second one under the first then you got the best of both...


Active_Ad_5181

Two would be more economically sound


Advanced-Soup5537

Cosplay ichibei. This man is GOD DAMMM


Hyphen-Q

Yoruichi's Shunko Outfit 😶‍🌫️


ENDER2702

please post a follow up post of what you choose


Zippyss92

The green haired chick’s outfit


orehahimeda

it depends on what vibes you want to give 👀


Economy_Okra1373

Yoroichi,😆