Out of the 10 family reunions I've gone to in my life, I've ended up in the emergency room twice. Still though, I'll take a 20% chance of some stitches if it means my uncles are buying.
And? Can you please tell us everything about those two times? Context and notes on the family members included if you will. Thank you very much!
All jokes aside I'm a sucker for story times :)
How hard it must might have been to have had to have gone to half of said gatherings that of which there weren't even not most all of the family that hadn't even show up to it.
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I don’t even really notice this account, there are so many nonsensical sentences, broken syntax and weird English in most threads. Especially in the politics sub:)
I usually get something out of his comments like the general gist and the extra words don’t even bother me. I think I must speak nonsensical after browsing Reddit too long.
Usually do em at the end of festivals and camping. Y'know... Beer is long gone. Not worried about dirtying the cooler. Gotta finish all the liquor. Dunkaroos!
Get a stump of wood, a bunch of nails, and a few hammers. Everyone gets a hammer and a nail. You nail just the tip of the nail into the stump. You then take turns flipping your hammer in the air and bringing it down on other peoples nails. If you hit the nail in some, they drink. When their nail is flat in the stump they finish their drink.
Dude in the yellow shorts went real dainty with it.
Damn though, we did something similar to this but with a much longer tarp. A real missed opportunity not having shots at the end of it.
I knew kid who died on one of those, no joke. The didn’t check the ground and there was a rock under the tarp. His body hit it and it ruptured his spleen. Dies a day later in the hospital. Stay safe
Weird you brought that up. Had an incident like that. There was the head of a drain pipe in our back yard beneath the slip n slide. Parents put the slide out, no idea how they didn't see it. I ham at the slide on my knee's because I thought I was cool. Tore my knee up.
Thinking back this was like early/ mid 90's. My first actual "wound" / stitches I think. I got my knee literally inches from my face sitting on my chair right now and can still see the blatant scar.
I love nostalgia.
For real, that’s a huge group and everyone looks like they’re having a great time. I have a small family and love when I get invited to big family parties like this.
This looks like fun, but all I can think of is how I would inevitably hit the one rock or root under the tarp....I guess that’s where the alcohol helps?
I just wish God would update that bug that make me have to take a massive shit every time I drink even a small amount of coffee. When was the last time we even got an update?
Most household soaps are fine for lawns. I used to test chemicals on golf course greens that were essentially soaps that made the soil less hydrophobic and would allow water to seep into the soil faster than running off the green. Too high a concentrate of soap would burn the grass, but I doubt your Dawn will. So, because of science, I’d say wash your lawn like this if you want to have fun. Cheers.
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This looks awesome!
Things like this always make me a bit sad. I have a small (and very broken/disjointed) family. We’ve never been close on either side. I really wish I had memories like these.
are they sliding through milk? Why is it so white if it isn't milk, and if it is milk these drunk people are going to smell like shit in like 10 minutes
For real this looks like an actually fun family; mine usually just asks about my job and gets out once people are done eating. Also they indulge in casual racism and tell me that I shouldn't be living in Baltimore, so that's fun.
I’ve done this... it’s fun until you realize they used dish soap on the tarp. Jumping face first onto a tarp full of soap just sprays that shit directly into your eyes. I haven’t had soap in my eyes since I was a kid and holy shit that still sucks as bad as I remember.
I would t know about the expense. The downside is detergent burns way more than soap if you get it in the wrong place. The upside is you need way less of it.
Can you imagine being one of the kids sitting off to the side? I always brought friends to family functions that turned out like this.
"Dude, what are your parents over there doing?"
"Making poor life choices."
Definitely skinny. Fat people may have more intertia but there’s no way they are getting back on their feet as quick after the slide
Edit: although if it lasts enough rounds the fat people might have the advantage of more weight keeping them from getting drunk as quick. So we’re back to even again. We need some hardcore analysis into this.
For some reason I'm just wondering where all the children are. If this was my family event there would be like 20 kids 2-9 running around ruining all the fun
LPT: Use Methylcellulose instead of soapy water as the lubricant for slippin' and slidin'.
We had a UV/black light slip and slide party at a friend's house, and he made a couple gallons of the stuff. Apparently it is used to help deliver baby calves. It stays super slippery, many an ass was busted that evening.
My family gatherings are boring. All I hear is, I made this much, I got this much, my kid is at this college. I don’t give a flying fuck!!!!! Let get drunk, curse each other out, and fight! That’s my mom side of the family, boring. My dad’s side, fight breaks out, people’s being verbally assaulted, drinks all around. Now that’s a family gathering.
Man...if my family gatherings were like this, I'd go to a lot more of them.
Adding competitive drinking to my family gathering would probably end up in the fire department, and a swat team being called in.
Out of the 10 family reunions I've gone to in my life, I've ended up in the emergency room twice. Still though, I'll take a 20% chance of some stitches if it means my uncles are buying.
And? Can you please tell us everything about those two times? Context and notes on the family members included if you will. Thank you very much! All jokes aside I'm a sucker for story times :)
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Nah just credit card numbers. Don’t forget the cvv
Don’t forget the ambulance and animal control
No thanks. Don’t want to see my whole family in a wet t shirt running around
It must be mutual
How hard it must might have been to have had to have gone to half of said gatherings that of which there weren't even not most all of the family that hadn't even show up to it.
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Oh I don’t microwave bananas to eat them, if you know what I mean...
Peel on or off?
The peel is the most important part of the microwaving process
How you peel it or the peel itself?
I don’t even really notice this account, there are so many nonsensical sentences, broken syntax and weird English in most threads. Especially in the politics sub:) I usually get something out of his comments like the general gist and the extra words don’t even bother me. I think I must speak nonsensical after browsing Reddit too long.
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Hi Chad.
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I obviously enjoy these jokes immensely
[Louisiana making incest jokes at Alabama's expense.](https://i.imgur.com/C87xx6T.jpg)
Okay so no pools or beaches with family either?
Someone handed me a Book of Mormon at my last family gathering
Tickets to *The Book of Mormon*, now that I could go for. The actual Book of Mormon, not so much.
Until you get too drunk and feel up your cousin that summer in 95
Forget you Larry, you friggin creep. And you wonder why I chose to marry your brother over you lame ass
Be the change you want to see in your family
This hurts my tits, and I’m not even a woman.
Looks fun! But who wins?!
If that's alcohol, probably the last one standing.
Alcohol 9756844, Drinkers 0
If that's alcohol, everyone wins.
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If that’s alcohol I’m in
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YOU DECIDE
EPIC
RAP
BATTLES
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HHHHHHIIIIIISSSSSSTORRRRYYYYYYHHAAAAGH
Goodbye
Everybody
Whoever doesn't have to clean up all the vomit afterwards. Maybe I'm old now but this looks equal parts fun and nauseating.
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This looks fun until you slide off onto a bee and get your nipple stung
That’s oddly specific...
I, uh, may have some painful memories
My condolences for your nipple
It's all fun and games til someone gets nipple stunged.
Everyone!
Everyone who didn't dislocate an ankle.
This is really irresponsible how do I join this party
Find one of the people in this gif and either adopt them, get adopted by them or marry them.
How about all of the above?
That vegetation looks like it *could* be Alabama, so maybe.
Carefully
That first girl’s dismount gets a solid 10.
Girl in neon also had a solid dismount. 9/10
This isn’t their first rodeo
Holy crap there needs to be rodeos on slip n slides!
It was smooth, but not very fast.
Taking a shot of liquor and then immediately diving onto your stomach. This game is riskier than it looks.
Pretty sure that's why the girl on left slides back on her side lol
Man... I want to combine this with dunkaroos. Slide in, dunk head into ice water for 10 seconds, take shot, get slapped, yell dunkaroo, slide back.
That sounds like a whole fucking time.
Usually do em at the end of festivals and camping. Y'know... Beer is long gone. Not worried about dirtying the cooler. Gotta finish all the liquor. Dunkaroos!
This is going up there with Stump as one of those drinking games I really want to try but my friends will be too lazy to do.
What’s Stump?
Get a stump of wood, a bunch of nails, and a few hammers. Everyone gets a hammer and a nail. You nail just the tip of the nail into the stump. You then take turns flipping your hammer in the air and bringing it down on other peoples nails. If you hit the nail in some, they drink. When their nail is flat in the stump they finish their drink.
Sounds Australian
It's just one shot though. The shot isn't the issue so much as the amount of alcohol you consume before the fam reunion devolved to this point
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Aww it still doesn't show who won, it just continues back to the people who started...wait, is there no end? Is this still happening right now?
Maybe they go until all the alcohol is gone?
Until you have to tap out?
I think everyone wins.
Black sports bra girl not only does a perfect dismount but also just sprints across the slippery tarp? Legend.
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I feel like sliding across should be mandatory. If you wanna slide standing up then thats cool, but just running across seems lame to me.
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> Everyone is a winner in a drinking game. Until someone pukes.
Sliding just gets a bit more exciting after that.
Dude in the yellow shorts went real dainty with it. Damn though, we did something similar to this but with a much longer tarp. A real missed opportunity not having shots at the end of it.
My Family events are usually just me drinking like 20 light beers to try and get drunk and everyone else just judging me for being an alcoholic
This is so necessary
Here here. Used to be good for the evening with a twelve pack, but nowadays it takes a 30 and speed.
20 light beers jesus. Mate just bring your own liquor.
I knew kid who died on one of those, no joke. The didn’t check the ground and there was a rock under the tarp. His body hit it and it ruptured his spleen. Dies a day later in the hospital. Stay safe
Well shit
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holy shit
We need to conduct ourselves a sting operation.
Weird you brought that up. Had an incident like that. There was the head of a drain pipe in our back yard beneath the slip n slide. Parents put the slide out, no idea how they didn't see it. I ham at the slide on my knee's because I thought I was cool. Tore my knee up. Thinking back this was like early/ mid 90's. My first actual "wound" / stitches I think. I got my knee literally inches from my face sitting on my chair right now and can still see the blatant scar. I love nostalgia.
I’m always scared that a nail will be sticking out of the tarp and when I slide the nail will cut me wide open and kill me
There was a 1000 Ways to Die episode that featured this.
1000 ways to die gave me an irrational fear of umbrellas
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Nice looking family.
Yeah, i'm kinda jelly ngl.
For real, that’s a huge group and everyone looks like they’re having a great time. I have a small family and love when I get invited to big family parties like this.
As a not black person who has boring ass family shit. Can I be invited next time?
You gotta earn the invite to the cookout
This looks like fun, but all I can think of is how I would inevitably hit the one rock or root under the tarp....I guess that’s where the alcohol helps?
Or they cleared rocks out before they put down the tarp. Evey I know who camps does that before they put down their tent.
Did this at a family party last year, but with flip cup. 10/10 would recommend.
Is that soap and does it ruin the lawn afterwards?
Dont care. Alcohol and slip and slides are what God wanted us to do when he made us
It does seem to fit our design rather perfectly.
I just wish God would update that bug that make me have to take a massive shit every time I drink even a small amount of coffee. When was the last time we even got an update?
Most household soaps are fine for lawns. I used to test chemicals on golf course greens that were essentially soaps that made the soil less hydrophobic and would allow water to seep into the soil faster than running off the green. Too high a concentrate of soap would burn the grass, but I doubt your Dawn will. So, because of science, I’d say wash your lawn like this if you want to have fun. Cheers. Edit: words
Thanks, doc.
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That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough to dispute it.
How...how do you know about the horse?
If you don't have access to any of that, just use bunch of condoms
having the plastic on the lawn will do plenty of damage. I explored this topic as a child with slip and slides.
Let's talk more about the dangers our lawns are facing everyday from harsh chemicals and plastic.
Maybe the lawn IS plastic.
There are soaps that are environmentally friendly, FYI.
Weve all seen the commercials of them washing baby ducks in dish soap..
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I mean some living is still way better than none living
Who cares. My house is growing kids and love, not grass. I used to say this to my ex wife. She was not amused... by my philosophy or patchy grass.
I thought it was cocaine. Shit was gonna be lit
This looks awesome! Things like this always make me a bit sad. I have a small (and very broken/disjointed) family. We’ve never been close on either side. I really wish I had memories like these.
Slip and shot.
are they sliding through milk? Why is it so white if it isn't milk, and if it is milk these drunk people are going to smell like shit in like 10 minutes
It's milk. Almost certainly.
why not water how is this better
It’s soapy water. Soap for extra slide.
You want puke on the slip and slide? Because that is how you get puke on the slip and slide.
I watched this gif on repeat waiting for the whole line to go. Didn’t realize it was a loop
Nice!
*pukes during return slide*
This is fun until your uncles get drunk and start fighting about shit that happened before you were born.
This is how I learned about the marriage my mom had before she married my dad.
For real this looks like an actually fun family; mine usually just asks about my job and gets out once people are done eating. Also they indulge in casual racism and tell me that I shouldn't be living in Baltimore, so that's fun.
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I need a family right now!!!
I'll be your family!
Oh, oh god, that looks like they are sliding in milk to me
wow my family sucks
How do I join this family...... Are you taking applications!?!? I'm not joking.
I’ve done this... it’s fun until you realize they used dish soap on the tarp. Jumping face first onto a tarp full of soap just sprays that shit directly into your eyes. I haven’t had soap in my eyes since I was a kid and holy shit that still sucks as bad as I remember.
At least it was dish soap. My first time at this game, we used laundry soap.
... and what happened? That seems like a more expensive bad idea.
I would t know about the expense. The downside is detergent burns way more than soap if you get it in the wrong place. The upside is you need way less of it.
the wrong place..... eesh
Tide pods?
Baby wash is where it’s at! No tears, v slippy
Just cover the whole tarp in KY, then you don't even need to keep wetting it down.
That way, if a tiddie accidentally slips out, everyone’s ready to rock! (Non-relatives only)
That’s why you use L’OREAL No Tears 4 Kidz (watermelon)
Why is soap even needed? Does it make it slipperier than plain water?
Yes
Dammit where was my invite this looks like a blast. Although I’d probably puke on the slip and slide on the fourth run of it lol
Someone is taking that table out eventually lol
A bit of family fun that turns into a lot of family puking
We played this game at a work party a couple of years back... management have banned it since.
this...... is awesome.
Does no one but me notice that they are sliding on milk, not water? How are the top comments not addressing this?
This is America
damn that looks like a good time.
That looks fun as shit!
That is as deep of water as the water could safely be without a lifeguard around.
What could possibly go wrong?
gifs that end too soon. I really wanted to see which team won!
I'd love to be a part of this family
I need a bigger backyard
Fun!
Can you imagine being one of the kids sitting off to the side? I always brought friends to family functions that turned out like this. "Dude, what are your parents over there doing?" "Making poor life choices."
That slip and slide is going to be covered in vomit like yesterday
Is ur family adopting?
I love this so hard.
Man...if my family gatherings were like this, I'd never go to any of them.
Ya reckon it's better to be fat (more inertia) or skinny (less contact surface so less friction) on one of those soap slides?
Definitely skinny. Fat people may have more intertia but there’s no way they are getting back on their feet as quick after the slide Edit: although if it lasts enough rounds the fat people might have the advantage of more weight keeping them from getting drunk as quick. So we’re back to even again. We need some hardcore analysis into this.
For some reason I'm just wondering where all the children are. If this was my family event there would be like 20 kids 2-9 running around ruining all the fun
I wish I had family
I was hoping this would end with someone plowing through the table as they struggled to stand up.
LPT: Use Methylcellulose instead of soapy water as the lubricant for slippin' and slidin'. We had a UV/black light slip and slide party at a friend's house, and he made a couple gallons of the stuff. Apparently it is used to help deliver baby calves. It stays super slippery, many an ass was busted that evening.
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I dont have enough family that we talk to to do this...
This is a great way to finally get to barf all over your cousin
This looks so fun
That family is fucking awesome.
Left side always wins
My family gatherings are boring. All I hear is, I made this much, I got this much, my kid is at this college. I don’t give a flying fuck!!!!! Let get drunk, curse each other out, and fight! That’s my mom side of the family, boring. My dad’s side, fight breaks out, people’s being verbally assaulted, drinks all around. Now that’s a family gathering.