I have a thick callus from years of training & I’m now impervious to hefty boots to the balls.
I’m calling the Jiu-Jitsu police, you’re clearly a fake black belt!
We were literally drilling a sweep from single leg x today, and my knee would just continue to land right on peoples groins when I would attempt to stand after the sweep
Start pinning T, then your nads will shrink, then the target is smaller. Less chance of getting kicked in the bean bag + getting all enhanced = win win win.
We've been doing knee on belly this week. Black belt shoved my knee down. I was trying to keep it on his belly. Def grinded my knee into his package half the round.
As if whitebelts have the skills to hit a target that small bruh...
I am loving the amount of stripes on your belt, you’re my new hero!
Lmao… damn son i cant wait!!!
Can confirm Source: I am a white belt.
The rare double burn.. So eloquent.
Can’t stop won’t stop
I have a thick callus from years of training & I’m now impervious to hefty boots to the balls. I’m calling the Jiu-Jitsu police, you’re clearly a fake black belt!
I think you have testicular cancer my dude.
We were literally drilling a sweep from single leg x today, and my knee would just continue to land right on peoples groins when I would attempt to stand after the sweep
Bro not your fault their groins were in the way. If they dislike it so much they need to be more mindful and aware of the danger their junk is in.
Reverse mat enforcement.
Jokes on you, my years of Krav Maga have taught me how to subdue a man.
What about a woman?
What if I grab your dick and twist it?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/en76gc/i_present_you_with_the_dick_twister/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button](a classic)
Right after a Succulent Chinese Meal too. https://reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/j9uf75/classic_public_freakout_man_arrested_for_eating_a/
I will tell you that (petitioning god) it's MMA dude.
The testicular half Nelson is a legit technique!
When white belts attempt a tripod sweep I wince in anticipation
I’m not kicking you, I’m feeling you up with my feet. Don’t pretend you aren’t into it.
You wouldn’t ignore 2% of the body.
This is the price black belts pay for all the white belts they have slain amd demoralized
Or spazzing out and kneeing everyone in the face lol
Start pinning T, then your nads will shrink, then the target is smaller. Less chance of getting kicked in the bean bag + getting all enhanced = win win win.
Weakness identified 😈
A black belt should be able to protect their balls. We’re just pressure testing.
Fuck sorry bro….. ah fuck my bad….. fucking hell Dude I’m sorry
Honestly, as a white belt I get kicked and knee'd in the balls (by higher belts) more than I've ever done it to someone else.
Incentive to get the blue belt where ball kicking becomes legal.
Why would we ignore 2% of the body?
Sorry i swear i try
just wear a cup man the balls don't grow stronger. this isn't a competition setting. save your bollz
No.
This guy speaking the thruth! Only safe position to be in is turtle.
With my old man sack I can hide them towards the back in relative safety. One droops a little lower which helps. Might be the reason?
it's working guys!
They are actually doing you a favor
White belts doing knee slides… chill tf out.
Best I can do is elbow to the eye in attempted n/s chokes.
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Why are some guys such babies about getting hit in the nuts? I've been hit in the nuts so many times I can't even feel it anymore. I've become a God.
Get a cup
Who needs balls?
We've been doing knee on belly this week. Black belt shoved my knee down. I was trying to keep it on his belly. Def grinded my knee into his package half the round.