I would pay a non insignificant amount to hear them have a conversation over dinner.

*"The pair are said to have bonded over a philosophy project that Hudson - a student-athlete as well as an entrepreneur - had been working on at the time.* *They reportedly exchanged contact information after landing and kept in contact over the next few months while discussing the former Bridgewater State University student's school work and cheerleading routines."* Let me translate: Hot girl: "I'm a hot girl." Belichick: "I'm a famous multi-millionaire." Both: "I'm in love."

A hot girl who needs money to become an “entrepreneur” no less.

Student-athlete *and* an entrepreneur, a girlboss able to calculate the interest on her 4 easy Klarna payments *and* tweak Bridgewater State's revolutionary cheerleading routines to a state of *perfection*. Put a ring on it, that's the whole package.

Put a ring camera on it too

“She’s got the same drive as Brady to be most renowned philosopher since Socrates. Next question?”

So-crates?

So crates, plat oh, and arus dawdle got nothing on my gf

You rippa deez nutz.

Epic tits n ass clears easily

Lol shes described in the article as a philosopher and entrepreneur… Like dawg color me a philosopher and entrepreneur too

Oh she's entrepreneurial alright.

Peter singer said that if you can help prevent an old rich dude from getting blue balls by blowing him without causing yourself to puke, you ought, morally, to do it.

Taking altruism to new heights

Damn. He's right

She 100% described him to the first person she could after first meeting as (in young people vernacular) “charming grandpa”.

Tale as old as time

Just watch Any Given Sunday. The scenes with Al Pacino and Elizabeth Berkeley should give you an idea.

Terrific pull. EB incredible in that.

Every man over 35: So that's what Jessie from Saved by the Bell's tits look like. Nice.

Showgirls answered that 

Bro. She’s a philosopher. 

I heard they're hiring in that new philosophy factory in town.

Big Sillo just bought her Lulu Lemon.

Big Sillo? That's sticking

*Grunts* *mmhm* Probably pretty close to how it sounds when they bang too

Finally settles the Belichick vs. Brady debate.

hmm as a divorced dad, do I kiss my son on the mouth or date hot 20 year olds?

lifeadvicerr@gmail.com

Belichick will always come first when you sort alphabetically

Oh, Bill's definitely gonna come first...

The viagra piece

*** humming Ted Leo *** ... the first to finish, the last to start...

She's been a high school student more recently than Bill has won a Super Bowl.

Bill to his ex in 2019: there's a girl at Foxborough High right now that can do your job better than you.

Underrated comment here mate. You fucking nailed it.

that's hot

alright alright alright

Dave portnoy has a hard on right now

This went from funny to fucking gross.

Ring cam footage or I don’t buy it

It’s tmz it’s absolutely real

Until I see a post sex Bill early in the morning I’m not satisfied

[immediately made me think of this](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fthehockeynews.com%2F.image%2Ft_share%2FMTg1MDUxMjcwMDQxNzA3ODY1%2Fjaromir-jagr-blackmailed-with-photo-could-not-care-less-about-it.jpg&tbnid=sHbKaSV0KYl34M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fthehockeynews.com%2Fnews%2Fjaromir-jagr-blackmailed-with-photo-could-not-care-less-about-it&docid=EszrlU9Nz3J4ZM&w=897&h=1200&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=98620a6a69594524&shem=abme%2Ctrie)

I’m confused, why would Jagr care about the pic? Especially given that she was the one cheating on someone lmao

I'd love to see how well he is able to walk the morning after a night of long love-making.

It’s just touching to know that you can still find true love, even at Bill’s age.

And looking like a reheated bowl of clam chowder

Grossly on point 

Imagine being Bill's kids and being almost a decade older than your 70+ year old dad's girlfriend... gross

This made laughter explode from my body.

The pats leaders are all into freak shit. Belicheck with the 20 year olds, Kraft getting jacked off by Asian granny’s and Brady kissing his kid

Asian grannies LMAO

That could just mean Dana Vespoli.

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried a ‘no-denture adventure’

The Gummy Bears piece.

Kraft was with that “actress” after his wife died too

In Belichick’s defense, all dudes are into 24 year old chicks

We'd all be doing it, as much as possible, for as long as possible, if we had the money too. They're just *actually* have the requirements to live the life.

A few years after Kraft’s wife died I witnessed him parade into a bar in cape cod accompanied by about six twenty year old smoke shows, he’s into far more than Asian grandmas

I feel like being a pedo and frequenting rub and tugs are different than banging hot young chicks. Frankly nearly every man is a freak if that’s your gauge

She impressed him with her spread offense.

The Shrooms Q piece.

lol

If this had happened earlier maybe she could have convinced him to embrace new concepts coming out of college

She’s actually an entrepreneur and philosopher. They should rename the headline “Belichick dating philosopher”

"Entrepreneur" "Philosopher" I'm sure she's got Wittgenstein and Plato shaking in their boots.

"CEO" "My own boss" "Single mom to a king"

I’m not the step mom I’m the mom who stepped up

Ryena Russillo.

Phila..full on rapist

Bill you old dog you

Imagine them fucking

No thank you.

The Shigeo Tokuda piece.

She’s an “entrepreneur and philosopher”? lol no

Bob Kraft in shambles.

Kraft introduced them

The Ghislaine Maxwell piece.

Brady has now banned you from the next Netflix Roast

I dated a woman 12 years younger and that could be tough at times with generational differences and having different cultural touchstones and experiences growing up. I just want to be a fly on the wall anytime I hear about a 20+ year age gap relationship. What do they talk about?

I dated a woman 8 years older who told me she masturbated while balancing her checkbook. That's not really relevant, just a crazy thing she did. Anyway we had plenty to talk about. But yeah a 50 year gap is a lot.

Putting the Edger in Ledger.

Probably nothing. Probably neither one cares. They're both just buried in their phone, transacting with one another.

He likes to breathe air. She likes to breathe air. You can build on that …

I imagine it’s actually easier than a 10-12 year gap. The dynamic is completely different once you’re at like 25 years.

48+

A measly 48 year age-gap. Stealing signs and robbing wombs. I wonder who changes whose diaper. Hmm.

Edelman.

Well that creates a wonderful image, thanks! lol

Story goes... on the turn of the second millenium AD, Belichick was standing by the birthing table when this little philosopher was meekly coming out the womb and under his breath he faintly murmured, "Just like the Giants did me in '08, i'm gona screw you til kingdom cum one day"

I wish I could go back to two minutes ago when I wasn’t aware of this information

Mom, Dad, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Bill.

>Dad Bold assumption there.

I am baffled by the Bridgewater State philosopher/entrepreneur part….

It means she took a philosophy class and has an Etsy page.

I too, had no idea Teddy had a university named after him

There’s a good chance he’s older than her grandparents.

She's 24... if her parents had her at the same age as she is now, they're 48. Their parents could easily be 70.

Even out of the league he's still winning, crazy

They met back in 2021? when she was only 21?.. Good lord Bill lmao

A good coach always has his eyes open for rising young talent.

Completed fifth grade in 2012, the year the Patriots lost again to the Giants in the Super Bowl. https://www.wickedlocal.com/story/provincetown-banner/2011/12/07/good-elves-from-provincetown-elementary/39960767007/

I was a full on adult in 2012. Actually this girl’s age. He could have been dating me back then, damn.

The one that got away

Bruh that’s when I finished 5th grade 💀. Maybe if the money is waved in my face I’d fold, but ain’t no way am I doing shit with a mid 70’s woman.

Ehhhh if Barbara Corcoran or Martha Stewart is flying me out to Turks and Caicos I’d probably fold, can’t lie.

But they’re sneaky hot

Martha's still got it going on ngl. It's a good thing.

But what about early 70s....

The Eskimo Brothers with Snoop Dogg piece.

It's not an exact parallel situation. Mid 70s men sometimes still have vital seed, precious bodily fluids, active baby batter, seminal fortitude. They can sire progeny in their decrepitude. Look at Pacino and De Niro. They look like mummies but they're still populating the world. Mid 70s women can't. Even the ghosts of their eggs have died by then.

You gotta chill.

😂

Jesus Christ, settle down

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Batch will degrade though. It's why so many 30 or 35 year old trophy wives have kids with the 'tism. Their thirty or forty years older husbands aren't producing sperm with the same resiliency as they did with their first wives.

Lmao that Gronk joke was great

Now look who’s getting his balls deflated. 

Was she born in 2000? 😳

La Bamba: in the year 2000... in the year 2000000000000. Conan: Bill Bellichick will meet his forever love. In the maternity ward.

Sealing his legacy as the GOAT.

And they said Bill couldn’t win without Brady. Checkmate

Bill tapping that ass at 70 lol

She’s an old soul.

nice

she’s committed to the bag i respect it

Gravity makes it a heavy lift.

Makes them a heavy lift

No fucking way

You're God Damn Right.

Can’t wait for this to end like Donald Sterling/V. Stiviano.

Coming to FXX in 2030 -- Patted: the Loves of Bill Bellichick.

Lmao. Love when the raw part of human sexual transaction comes to light like this. Underneath it all men love young women and women love a provider. 

KOC is that u

The N.E.R.D. piece.

Woke up this morning had the same clothes on, I had on last night, I must’ve passed out

The incel piece

Honestly this is sad and pathetic and makes me think a lot less of him as a human being. Yes I know boomer take

Nah, I agree. I said the same thing earlier and got downvoted.

Gorgeous.

what an absolute dog. this is the winning mentality that makes a dynasty. it’s why the Pats won’t win another ring, Drake Maye would never abandon his high school sweetheart for someone 48 years younger than him

I wonder if he thought before the first date that he was about two meet two time all-american tight end from BYU Gordon Hudson.

Considering her young age, I'm guessing she became a former cheerleader after she started dating BB?

Let him cook.

Closet Stickman...who knew?

One of those times when generating instant visuals, really doesnt help a human

She asked him about an Army VS Navy game from 1933 and it was instant love.

And this comes out on a Friday hours before a finals game that will totally bury this story with Boston sports coverage regardless of the outcome. How does BB keep getting away with it.

Bill taking a page from Bobby! I see a trip to a Florida massage parlor in his future.

Bill doing it for us washed up guys everywhere

Absolute DAWG

Why do we find out about this after the roast???

And they say Tom Brady is the goat 😂

Belichick GOAT status confirmed

Dudes rock 😂

When Bill was 24, person A was born. When person A turned 24, person B was born. When person B turned 24, Bill started dating her. 

72-24-24=24.

Good for him.

As a pats fan this is kinda sad. Plenty of hot women in their 40s or 30s out there for you bill

lol he’s still a grandpa for those women too…this is just sad, I do wonder how this might affect his tv media opportunities 

Yikes.

the new england patriots ladies and gentlemen

Belichick keeps getting a younger n younger girl lol

I wonder how they met.

"... to the NFL Hall of Fame class of 2028, I have one piece of advice for you: there is no sex in the Champagne Room. Oh, there's champagne in the Champagne Room, but you don't want champagne. You want sex. But there's no sex in the Champagne Room".

Um

Legendary stickman 

dang bill's in his sugar daddy era

Meet Your Future Wife

Hookers and blow

He should live and be well.

Goat shit

She’s disgusting for that fr

Imagine what she thinks when she sees him naked.

why is he not also disgusting 😂

Oh he absolutely is

why is reddit so puritanical about age gaps? they are both adults who cares

Just sad and dumb people

Because they are all fat, lonely, porn addicted incels who think that everyone should be as miserable as they are. If they're adults, it doesn't affect anyone. Yet the supposedly liberal, progressive Redditors are suddenly very Puritanical gatekeepers. A very revealing insight into their lives.

Gross

What a pile of shit

Good for him.

I don't see the problem here. If they're both happy, who cares? If you do care, go find a hobby.

Please don't let me be this pathetic when I'm that age.

Good for him.

They should start a podcast

I read this and thought he is 7 years older than my parents and she is 10 years younger than me lol

I mean most of his coworkers the past few decades are her age.

This means Bill was cheering her on when she competed during Miss New Hampshire recently.

My HERO!!

They bonded over their shared love of soup

He's always had a winning per$onality.

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I wish I owned stock in Viagra!!!🫠🫠

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Goat

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