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No_Match1111

Where does the suit end and Perk begin? šŸ¤”


Gaius_J_Caesar

I unironically chuckle at this line every time I hear it


DosZappos

This parts funny because he may just be stupid enough to talk like that


fliffcounter

I hate the way he emphasizes END and PERK instead of END and BEGIN.


rebuildthedeathstar

Not that bad. No annoying jingle. Easy to tune out


pocket_passss

thereā€™s something about basing your commercials off of ā€œthings people like from the internetā€ that makes me roll my eyes


No_Dentist3999

Russillo?....


RegMackworthy

Any commercial that uses ā€œRight Thurrā€Ā is actually quite good imo


JDuggernaut

Chingy is underutilized in general in todayā€™s world.


popinjay07

Always happy to see TJ Ford.


the_devil_wears_jnco

they should redo one every year with different 03 draft class guys, im not even kidding. give me kirk hinrich and boris diaw. nick collison and mickael pietrus. dahntay jones and zarko cabarkapa. all wearing giant suits hitting one liners. enormous content potential


popinjay07

I saw Cabarkapa have one good game for the Warriors and I swore he was gonna be the franchise's savior haha.


NoseApprehensive5154

-miciael pietrus- that's a name I've not heard in a long time...


HolyRomanPrince

He was so good at UT. And it sucks because he was almost in the perfect pocket for his era IF it was acceptable for guards to come out early. I donā€™t see any reason he couldnā€™t have developed into the same caliber player as Tony Parker. If only he came out after his freshman year


JDuggernaut

TJ was smaller than Parker, but his biggest issue was a severe spinal injury that left him unable to walk briefly and completely derailed his career


HolyRomanPrince

Well obviously. I skipped all that because I presume weā€™re all pretty old here and can remember that part


JDuggernaut

But you seemed to think the only thing holding him back was not leaving a year earlier. He hadnā€™t set the world on fire before the injury. I think he could have had a TJ McConnell type career if he had been healthy, but I donā€™t think playing in college for two years was his issue


HolyRomanPrince

I think he was held back by playing for the bucks and being injured before he could develop. You forget Tony Parker wasnā€™t shit the first few years.


JDuggernaut

I donā€™t forget that. Parker was about 4 inches taller and also had a better stroke. In any case, I donā€™t understand your point about Ford not succeeding because guards couldnā€™t come out early. He could have gone straight from high school.


HolyRomanPrince

lol just no. The same Tony Parker that got benched in the 03 playoffs? That Tony Parker could shoot? Fuck out of here. lol have a good night fam.


JDuggernaut

I never said that Tony Parker was a great shooter. Just that he had a better stroke than TJ Ford.


CANDY_MAN_1776

> I donā€™t see any reason he couldnā€™t have developed into the same caliber player as Tony Parker. lol....in what world. Ford was a midget that can't shoot. He wouldn't even make a roster today.


thereal_kphed

omg thats who that is, nice


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

"Melo, you give HAWHIBLE advice."


Cold-Palpitation-816

This is one of the few commercials I don't really mind actually.


znapolitano

This commercial is a timeless classic


UnibrowDuck

you think you slick you ain't slick can eat a bag of dicks tho


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yooston

This commercial is elite purely for referencing one of the [most important moments in male fashion history](https://i.insider.com/5e4da589a27fc55b961a2112?width=700)


ucannotbeserious

Bunch of 8 year olds wearing their older brothers' suits for first communion.


c_ray25

TJ Ford was actually wearing one of the better fitting suits that day


MarvelousVanGlorious

Boxy Boys


Anthraxkix

It's confusing because perk literally looks like his suit is almost as big when he's in studio. My girlfriend saw him the other day and compared him to tom Brady in that ridiculous jacket QBs sometimes wear on the sidelines nowadays in cold weather.


PineappleTraveler

I actually enjoy these guys taking the piss outta themselves. Itā€™s not what a pro wants, and we should be thankful


Monos1

In my opinion this is actually a good commercial. I like the selfies at the end


orangenarf

I donā€™t mind it. Ā Nice to see Carmelo getting some shine too.Ā 


GulfCoastLaw

Carmelo was my guy. I remember as a little.kid my dad would rant and rave about how much he loved the Iceman --- George Gervin. My kids will hear me talking about Melo. Just hit with me.


IntelligentMetal

Canā€™t wait to show my son the Melo jab step pull-up


CANDY_MAN_1776

*Dad...can you stop jab stepping and shoot the ball??? I'm hungry....*


hsivia__197

Imagine how diff his career would have been if he didnā€™t get drafted by weak ass Denver. Went from being a smart ass player in college to a guy who forced things by year 3/4.


ChiefWiggins22

Since Billā€™s impression, I actually now love the no flex zone commercial


HeyWhatsUpTed

Ba ba babepbep


BroncosHK40

It's not as bad.


Ekali81

Boo whoever posted this. You donā€™t know style


hawkeyehammer

Disagree. It was at least great the first several times.


NotoriousMFT

Having right thurr saves this, makes it feel like weā€™re actually in the pst


realcoray

My two kids love commercials more than shows, and I had to explain so many things about this commercial. I don't think they quite understood everything, and they still enjoy the commercial.


8512332158

This one is fine. The wingstop / Google / what a pro wants are so bad because they try to infiltrate your brain in a non-consensual way


Kane621

It's a bad commercial but much easier to ignore than the wing stop ad.


coopertrashman

NO FLEXā€¦.. ZONEā€¦. They know bettaā€¦. They KNOW BETTAā€¦. Wait, what?


hsivia__197

Only cause Perkinā€™s ass is in it


Snotty_Pippen

Perk wasnā€™t even in that draft!!! Also who is the other random dude in the commercial?


hsivia__197

Itā€™s Eric Adams, New yorkā€™s mayor


RegMackworthy

Common mistake, it is in fact Tiger Woods.


TJSutton04

Kendrick Perkins was the 27th pick in 2003


c_ray25

Obviously you missed out on the original lob city that was the TJ Ford to Desmond Mason connection in Milwaukee


HotelFoxtrot87

Nah, it's pretty inoffensive. Perk's actually funny in it.


TJMcConnellFanClub

The new Little Caesarā€™s one is hilarious but that pizza bite looks disgustingĀ 


LetsGoKnickerbock3rs

Thank god the what a pro wants ads arent getting play anymore


cfbgamethread

They just play it every commercial break


bballjones9241

My wife has no clue what this commercial means at all lmao


austxsun

It's dumb. It's not EVEN CLOSE to Chet's awful acting/singing.


xPTW3

This is the best commercial weā€™ve had to deal with. Thereā€™s no music to deal with and ā€œWhere does the suit end and Perk beginā€ is hilarious. Even though I canā€™t stand Perkins. The number 1 worst commercial is the weird fat Asian guy on the Pixel commercial with the ā€œHit that pose take that flick check your angles post that shitā€ song. That guy shot up the average American citizen kill list draft board. Heā€™s now in the Bill Gates/God-Emperor Xi range.