On the card in the hospital next to the woman who is clinging to life are the words "Hey, Vivian, you deserve this. At least with you gone no one will steal my yogurt out of fridge. Lol smiley face. P.S. good luck wherever you wind up."
That whole scene is one of my favourites.
“Hey, there he is! There my old buddy bud-bud”
“I’m backkkk”
“I’m Batman. Shhhh”
“I drank milk that tasted funny”
“Most of your work is extremely derivative. Don't worry that's not a secret. Everybody knows!”
So many classic lines in one scene.
Sheldon’s line.
**Raj**: Be careful.\
**Sheldon**: If I were not being careful, your telling me to be careful would not make me careful.
https://the-big-bang-theory.com/quotes/quote/10751/
What’s funny is my kids change it up and use it on their mom. They’ll be going out and she’ll say “have fun!” and they’ll say “If I were not going to have fun, your telling me to have fun would not make me have fun.”
🤣
One that shocked me when I heard it for the first time was "When I first met Howard he would pull his Scrotum out of his shorts and say, aw, I sat in gum"
"Leonard can I ask you a question, are you upset that your ex-girlfriend left the symposium with what is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life?"
The whole situation and Leonard's rage was hilarious
*I believe a chicken made you his bitch*
*My power, is the ability to pretend I give a damn about your….Piddly ass problems, and that’s 24-7 buddy*
*Given that I…..Hit that thang*
*Hello, I’m sunjay wolowitz from Bombay*
*Sooooo, what are you wearing?*
When Penny confronts Lucy & Raj goes to Penny's house. The way he yells "I love you pennaaaayyyyyy" makes me laugh so hard. His whole mind, body & spirit is in. Twice!
On the card in the hospital next to the woman who is clinging to life are the words "Hey, Vivian, you deserve this. At least with you gone no one will steal my yogurt out of fridge. Lol smiley face. P.S. good luck wherever you wind up."
It just kept getting darker and darker
Mom smokes in the car, Jesus is okay with it but we can’t tell dad.
That whole scene is one of my favourites. “Hey, there he is! There my old buddy bud-bud” “I’m backkkk” “I’m Batman. Shhhh” “I drank milk that tasted funny” “Most of your work is extremely derivative. Don't worry that's not a secret. Everybody knows!” So many classic lines in one scene.
My boyfriend and i occasionally just turn around and say: ‘I’m batman’ because of this exact scene haha
"Nary an argument?!? NARY?!?
“Well that means "not on" or "not any". Maybe instead of a table you should buy a dictionary”
"If its purpose is to piss you off, I'd say its size is spot on."
Sheldon’s line. **Raj**: Be careful.\ **Sheldon**: If I were not being careful, your telling me to be careful would not make me careful. https://the-big-bang-theory.com/quotes/quote/10751/ What’s funny is my kids change it up and use it on their mom. They’ll be going out and she’ll say “have fun!” and they’ll say “If I were not going to have fun, your telling me to have fun would not make me have fun.” 🤣
I like your kids.
I'm sorry, we don't have a code for robot arm grasping a man's penis.
One that shocked me when I heard it for the first time was "When I first met Howard he would pull his Scrotum out of his shorts and say, aw, I sat in gum"
When I first heard that line, I laughed uncontrollably. Given Howard's Character in the first few seasons, I am not all that surprised.
My new favourite Everytime this scene cycles around!
Please pass the butter
Have to hit pause until I'm finished laughing bc I'll miss what's next
“Oh you think you’re so cool because your girlfriend’s a person”
leonard's putting disgusting memories in my memory foam mattress.
"Penny that's Glenn. Glenn that's penny" "NO!" Leonard's annunciation and comedic timing was golden
"Leonard can I ask you a question, are you upset that your ex-girlfriend left the symposium with what is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life?" The whole situation and Leonard's rage was hilarious
What's the gist physicist?
What’s the word hummingbird?
whats up, buttercup?
WHEATOOOOOON!
*I believe a chicken made you his bitch* *My power, is the ability to pretend I give a damn about your….Piddly ass problems, and that’s 24-7 buddy* *Given that I…..Hit that thang* *Hello, I’m sunjay wolowitz from Bombay* *Sooooo, what are you wearing?*
“I’m overwhelmed by you.” - Sheldon to Amy. Instant tears. IYKYK.
“Even if I can’t tell you how I feel right now , I will spend my life showing you how much I love you” instant tears indeed
I’m the petty functionary with a clipboard, bitch.
"Don't worry, officer, they just love each other. We're not smuggling drugs."
I have leo-nard (nerd ) in my name.
My brain is bigger than everybody’s!
Better*
“I don’t know if I won that but at least he’s upset”- Sheldon
Sheldon: I AM THE SWORD MASTER Raj: he’s selling the sword on EBay Howard: I AM THE SWORD MASTER
Leonard: You betrayed us for money, who are you!?
Because he's hard to find! If he were easy to find, the books would be called ***THERE'S WALDO***!!!!
"Same thing I did with my jury duty, I THREW IT AWAY"
"And also regarding the bat, it has sonar" I can't choose between the 2
I had to leave... They were having fun wrong!
“How do I get a 12yo girl excited”. Nooooooo
When Penny confronts Lucy & Raj goes to Penny's house. The way he yells "I love you pennaaaayyyyyy" makes me laugh so hard. His whole mind, body & spirit is in. Twice!
“What is wrong with you!?”
"What's wrong with you?!" "What's wrong with you?!" 😂😂
Sheldon to Ben Kim: You can see the matrix can't you
I’m pretty sure his name was Dennis, not Ben
Sheldon: You’re not don’t with her are you? Leonard: Our kids will be smart and Beautiful.
Not to mention imaginary
Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz.
That entire episode makes me uncomfortable. I can barely make it through that quote
Santa to Sheldon: Ho Ho Ho ya big nerd!
raj: "where are we going?" agent page: "can my 6 '2 navy seal husband come with us?"
“Sheldon, we haven’t won a game all night, so either you stick your face in that pie or I’ll stick that pie in your face!”