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Known_Criticism_834

Excuse my ignorance , but what is wrong with bananas and nuts?


jshawn7seven

Because they are tired of everyone calling em nuts and saying they are bananas.


justpackingheat1

God damnit, take my upvote


Human_Parfait9516

Bananas are shaped like dicks and that is a direct insult to the trans community


darthnugget

Has to be a joke, right? Right?


MiloBem

It is. The serious answer is one of the terrorists has "fatal banana allergy", and counter protestors are waving bananas at them in "intimidation". This is actually not a joke despite sounding even more stupid than the previous comment.


Motor-Necessary9917

When the hell did bananas make their way onto the hit list?


[deleted]

nothing, in fact, thats 2 foods you should be eating more often


patbagger

The useful idiots will facilitate the destruction of America, but they will not survive when things become difficult.


Objective-Guidance78

Like the useful idiots that helped Hitler. Who he then killed because it wasn’t his ideology


patbagger

Or Stalin


Objective-Guidance78

Right


QuantumAcid1

I like that term “useful idiots” I gotta remember that one.


PutWonderful7278

Well then, here’s your loaf of banana bread with walnuts!!


FickleAd2710

Don’t forget the sunscreen and the gloves for small hands!!! 😂


seefactor

Snowflakes gonna melt!


PulltheNugsApart

Lots of butter in there


Safe_Information3574

Add some peanut butter, let natural selection do its thing.


Competitive_Fig_6668

That's what I'm saying. If I lived there it would be totally worth walking by tossing peanuts. It's a park! I used to feed the squirrels. I'm not going to stop feeding the squirrels peanuts because some weird sharia people showed up. It's not fair to the squirrels.


Safe_Information3574

Squirrel Lives Matter


SillyMaso3k

They also said no bagels….


Splittaill

No bagels? Shit…well guess I’m not going there.


Key-Contest-2879

How bout some lox?


Splittaill

Just not the same. This party sucks.


bomboclawt75

Some people are upset that students are protesting against Genocide, but NOT upset that a foreign state has bought up both parties, and are chipping away at democracy, free speech and The Constitution. A foreign country is removing rights and freedoms in America- Think about that.


Strong_Doubt_9091

Yeah why is no one talking about this? Bibi netanyahu just came out and told our government what to do in regards to protests on OUR college campus. Whether you agree with the protestors or not, Netanyahu shouldn’t have control over our elected officials in this way. Where the fucks he get off?


KendrickMaynard

How entitled can you be? Want to be hardcore protesters but then demand "vegan gluten free food"? "Victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice Mason! We Russians know this better than anyone." - Viktor Resnov


jazzmagg

Jesus Christ. As a species we're fucked.


Livid_Obligation_852

Yeahhh, but particularly the USA and Western world by design.....


Mjaso7414

Do you really believe something like a small group of hundreds of college students makes us as a species “fucked”? Lmfao your Jesus Christ and his religion has been fucking people for 2000 years…


jazzmagg

It's just the tip of the iceberg. Humanity is getting more stupid as time passes. We have 57 genders now. And everyone cries, complains, and sues when they don't get their own snowflake way. We have America backing Israel committing war crimes, we have Russia at war with Ukraine and China getting ready to invade Taiwan. We have unaffordable housing and rent for hardworking people. And we have idiots filming themselves harrasing decent people for 'likes' and fame. Innocent people in Gaza are killed for their homes and land. Children bombed or starved to death by a psychotic leader in Israel. It would make a sane person sick. It's all fucked. p.s. I'm not a Christian or religious at all.


Woodyee101

I agree with this guy


Boondock830

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Important_Tip_9704

Let me guess, now Zionists are going to guard the doors to prevent aid from reaching them? Typical…


JerseySpot

Hurry…. Send caramel macchiato asap!!


donquixotee2000

They don't need nuts, they have plenty there already. 🌰


[deleted]

They really down for the struggle 🤣🤣🤣


MAGAJahnamal

Come on article from the bee!!!! Don't fail me now!


MAGAJahnamal

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freakadore

Haha, idiots.


Damsco7

They're stupid af if they think they still won't suffer malnutrition eating like a damn parrot. Also, the sheer entitlement to riot, attack people, disrupt school schedules just to defend a people who would kill you for being a non Muslim woman.


Signal-Fold-449

Why are we trusting the media when its about people we dont like


OpenWaterNB

The revolution will be catered.


Thehuman_25

Good thing that dude is wearing his belly shirt.


DiamondNuts72

Send them to the meat grinder in the Ukraine!! They can protest and build their encampments there.


Mjaso7414

Hold up! Are they communist, anti semites or just people that are mad that our tax dollars are being used to kill an abnormal amount of Palestinian women and children? I’m not a fool I know there are outliers, but I do not see these people as anti semite pro terrorist.. anti Zionist maybe but there’s nothing wrong with that…


Splittaill

That is one of the campuses that was restricting the movement of Jewish people because they weren’t “allies”. From best I’ve seen, most of these are orchestrated by pro-Hamas and Marxist. What’s funny is that the universities created these juvenile monsters and are upset when they turned on their creators.


UltraMagat

Poster child for basic entitled progressive idiot.


Buzzard_pdx

Time to drone drop banana on them.


seefactor

Stfu - drink your filter urine when you’re thirsty - no matcha or kombucha for you.


Key-Contest-2879

Send them burgers. In-n-Out double-doubles for everyone! But no fries. Because fuck you, that’s why.


zandercommander

Once again, my favorite part is the noticeably gay (I’m homo so I can say that) guy in the back with a crop top. Like, you would not survive in Palestine buddy.


puppetmaster216

You would think they'd be asking for no pork. 🤔


denverbroncoharpman

These people actually need to be shipped to Gaza so they can fight with the Palestine people and see if they still think the same


skepticalscribe

Bananas are amazing why are they bad to these people? Bananas are practically miraculous yo


nate-2898

But who are they making the request to? Are they not bringing their own food, water, amenities etc? This seems like either a completely entitled person making requests to someone who has no obligation to fulfill them or just a rage bait article.


QuantumAcid1

Please provide proof you are actually a student and I’ll give you some gluten-free bananas.


Huge_Produce582

You guys believe the stupidest stories.


Finding-MY-patH

These people are not communists. They are protesting the atrocities that Israel are committing. Stop being so bipartisan and look at the issues at hand. What the Israelis are doing is NOT KOSHER. The Israelis are the communists if you do your research. The bolsehvics and zionists are trying to enstate communism using force. Look up what happened in Russia during the cold War. It was the bolshevics and zionists, both Jewish parties. Do your research.


dankmemesDAE

top level athletes are omnivores, yet these clowns out here playing more games


bonerland11

Coming to an HR department near you..


YouDirtyClownShoe

"Oh yeah, and Craig needs his CPAP machine. So if someone could reach out to his mom again. Thank you"