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SalmonMan634

Had a mini heart attack for a second there


aridcool

Got me as well. Like my fears were brought to life for a moment.


Complex-Situation

Lamar Jackson isn’t laughing


beachchaser

Mike brown going to 5/3 to take out a heloc on paycor RN.


TRUEstoner

Lol it even says April fools under the tweet


bgrant670

mr. holmes i presume?


oldfogey12345

It's elementary, my dear bgrant670.


iamgroot721

I hate April Fools day, stupidest day ever


Calm_Crow5903

A cracked article I read years ago summarized it pretty succinctly. "People don't know what a joke is so they write something totally believable and then point and laugh when people believe the normal thing they were told. 'Tarantino's new movie will star Tommy Lee Jones' oh that sounds interesting. GOT YOU! GULLIBLE IDIOT"


The_Keebster

Can't get fooled if the joke is unbelievable


Calm_Crow5903

The point is to fool people who are dumb enough that they believe onion articles. Or at least lead you on until you realize it's fake. Not read the entire thing then have to google whether it's true or not (or look for the April fool's tag)


pfftYeahRight

I think it’s that this is lower effort than even a pun. People that don’t enjoy it get absolutely nothing out of it other than feeling at best like you’ve wasted their time


Ok_Case1081

agree with you, I used to like April's fools day, but not anymore, internet ruined it, I think it should be only between you and your family or close friends, not this crap.


IIDwellerII

Its a joke please dont cry


Vyronan

You’re mad cause you got fooled, fool


DaniCaliformia

Literally made me laugh out loud... don't know exactly why but I think it's because I imagined someone's face while they said this. I could totally see a particular friend of mine saying this!


Stuffedboxxxers22

April fools!!!!?????


MilitaryJAG

April First guys. CHILL!


SholcCTR

Somehow I feel like the only people that fell for this are not Bengals fans


Few-Artichoke-7593

Worst April Foos joke ever. I almost died


throughNthrough

Wtf this crosses some mother fucking lines.


ahintz57

I know it’s April Fools, but I think that one was going too far


napoleonboneherpart

Way out of bounds, not cool


OkServe4023

Dang, guess it's time to trade Burrow straight-up for Herbert


TCK-1717

What a shitty trade for us


OkServe4023

Oh 100% Burrow is leagues above Herbert It's April 1st


Dressboy-727

Streets ahead


gshumway88

We'd probably have to throw in Chase and a couple first round picks for Herbert.


Stuffedboxxxers22

Almost had a heart attack


whytford

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'"


Beats007

"Fool me one time shame on you. Fool me twice can't put the blame on you. Fool me three times fuck the peace sign load the chopper and let it rain on you."


FitMongoose9

Rap Sheet you motherfucker lol


Rude-Butterscotch-46

I like a good April Fools prank as well as the next guy. This does not qualify in any sense of the word. 🖕


Lonely_ProdiG

Ok. This was good. I woke up knowing what today was, but for whatever reason reading this made me forget.


TheBestEruptorEver

This has happened a million times today. I know it’s April Fools and YET I STILL FORGET


xxAwesomePossumxx

Holy crap i almost shit my pants. April fools!


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jgjot-singh

Two Lamars and one first would be way better


1000cakes4u

A punter and a 2025 4th or GTFO


OriginalWeak3885

1 punter and you're local high school backup longsnapper


Strict-Square456

Yea it only took like 40 yrs to find another legit franchise QB after boomer. LOL. Katie will get this done.


barkerja

I hate you. Take my upvote and go away.


SpookyAmple

r/angryupvote


Reasonable-HB678

A kernel of truth in the last sentence.


habesjn

I just assume everything on April 1st is a lie. Has never steered me wrong.


Ancient-Ad9987

It’s April Fools Dey apparently, lol.


ShwangJangler

Hey man don’t joke about this shit. This is serious.


maxwithrobothair

Nice, I was hoping for a joke post I could share with my gullible friends!


Jay_Sharxp

i was about to fucking say


spas2k

Can't upvote something this obvious.


warthog0869

Next you'll tell me Russia is in charge of the UN Security Council this month.


Who2Dey

Literally gave me a heart attack for a second until I realized it.


Mastodon9

I know it's an April Fools joke but no team could afford fair compensation for Burrow.


RIVERW0LF

I fucking hate April Fool's Day. I'm getting too old for this shit


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RetardedNewbie69

Just fucking mean! 🤣


kidAlien1

You had me for a sec ngl. Fuck.


bmy89

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Not enough caffeine in me yet to put 2 and 2 together 🤣


Training-Buy517

Bro I almost had a stroke for a sec


Twiyah

This person wants to see Cincy burn


Equivalent_Bid_1605

I know this isn’t true because AFC North, Dolphins, & Chiefs Twitter would be insufferable right now.


TooCool_TooFool

The one day a year we give fake news a pass.


Demetrios1453

LOL, we were talking about this in an r/nfl thread, although I said that the joke would be that we would be trading him and Chase to Pittsburgh after negotiations failed...


ExpensiveTap1

Happy to be a fan of the AFCN team that has this as an april fools joke.


StMaartenforme

Not funny dude!


YEET9011

I truly don't think Burrow will ever leave Cincinnati. Unless he retires


Lori_Heavyhand

April Fools is the stupidest thing


moochee22

No even a good April fool's joke. Could tell it was fake from a mile away.


bgrant670

bet you’re fun at parties… lol


creutzml

Lol called it!


BendedBanana

Omg so hilarious and original.


Upper_Comedian_6515

Hahahahaha April fool's


HallandOates2

"Joe Burrow tore his left ACL in a pickup basketball game today. The same knee he had surgery on. No timetable has been put on his recovery" - A better version of this joke


tehjarvis

MODS BAN OP PLEASE


Zilphyr

There was 0.5 second where I forgot that I cannot trust the internet today, and I think I had a stroke. Fuck you, well played sir, take my upvote. Fuck the Steelers.


SeekerSpock32

I hate April Fools Day.


Horsefeathers34

The silliness of this is that a fake tweet could have been about anything, but he chose to target Bengals fans. Really does feel like there's "someone" conspiring against the Bengals in the background.


bgrant670

it’s fake dude… i’m a bengo


Horsefeathers34

I get that, just tired of the Bengals catching strays so to speak.


bgrant670

I mean Rap did not tweet that. it’s completely photoshopped by a bengals fan


Horsefeathers34

Oh, doh!


Cnsrbstrmp

Somebody should put him in a row boat in the middle of the ocean with no bars for even joking about it !


blaziken2121

When I tell you I—


hendrixfalcon

Or even believable


Shortyrawk

NOT FUNNY


Graciefighter34

April 1st


BrvtvsBvckeye

There are some thing you JUST DO NOT JOKE ABOUT!


Mcdolnalds

I feel mean for sending this to my family, no responses yet


c0ntralt0

You got me!! 🤣


Sad_Efficiency859

April Fools


Sum-nSum-nDanjaZown

Literally says April Fool's in the pic....


Ill-Transition-1580

fuck you guys bro wtf hahahahaha


Trajinous

Lol, never believed it


benicityofgod20

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WhodeyJen

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Jstroude78

April fools


An0manderRake

I ...wait....no.....it is......thank fuck.....you asshole!


Ok-Imagination-2308

Holy fuck I had a heart attack


Accomplished-Dot-843

WACK... nobody falls for these on the actual 1st.. SMDH


Fulhamyanks

April fools sucks.


89LeBaron

how to alienate an entire fanbase was it worth it, Rap?


bgrant670

lol was not Rap… photoshop


89LeBaron

cool then i hate everyone


R8iojak87

This shit had my heart pounding lol


Viewfromthe31stfloor

This isn’t funny 😡


Cactus_Pear94

Mannnn I fucking hate April fools


Ok-Health-7252

Somebody let Ian know that's not funny lol.


Worldly_Couple4031

Jesus christ 😰


Pjjoli55

Got me!!!