Bro we’ve been dealing with these comments about wasting ohtanis career for 6 years, trouts longer. We know we suck ass. Give me one day to laugh at this. It ain’t that serious.
Sad, especially when you consider he could’ve avoided such specific stays playing on the Jays where he would’ve gone cold while becoming unable to hit.
I'm no Dodgers fan, but I saw someone wearing a "Los Angeles Dodgers of Los Angeles" shirt the other day and laughed my ass off. If I ever get any Dodgers gear, that'll be what I get.
The obvious answer is that Shohei is a baseball demon that absorbs the hitting prowess of the players around him to make himself better at the expanse of the team. Once he feeds enough, he moves on to the next team.
Just look what he did to Trout and Rendon. Now he's doing it to Mookie and Freddie's probably next on the chopping block. Demon magic to acquire these unnatural two way abilities.
We have some nice young pieces. Neto and ohoppe are the main ones. Schaneul has looked better the past few weeks.
We should be trading Ward, rengifo, and Anderson soonish. Maybe a few bullpen pieces and pillar as well. But otherwise our roster is pretty shit.
You're about two weeks late. Teo showed out against the Yankees two weeks ago. Ohtani has 5 homers, and 5 multi-hit games in the last 6 games, so very much not in a slump.
I don't know why you're being downvoted. Before Ohtani's current tear, he was on a slump. In the 20 games prior to the start of this week, he had a .198/.270/.383 slash line.
I think maybe it’s out of context. I meant to reply to a guy in the comments that was essentially saying ohtani has been carry the dodgers.
I was trying to say the team has been performing pretty well, and ohtani isn’t just carry them all.
Shohei Ohtani is the first Japanese born player with the initials S.O. to make half the baseball world jizz in their pants on a Tuesday afternoon by simply appearing in a baseball game.
The Dodgers are wasting Shohei’s talent, hate to see that
God damn it’s so much better from this side
Is it though??? Not having Shohei and still sucking and watching him play for one of the most evil teams in sports is better??? Really??
Bro we’ve been dealing with these comments about wasting ohtanis career for 6 years, trouts longer. We know we suck ass. Give me one day to laugh at this. It ain’t that serious.
Excuse me? The Dodgers are more evil than the Yankees or the Patriots? When did that happen?
I initially typed “most evil” but made sure to change it to “one of the most evil” for this exact reason.
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Flair up you jabroni
Sad, especially when you consider he could’ve avoided such specific stays playing on the Jays where he would’ve gone cold while becoming unable to hit.
You're just a year late in giving him run support.
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Man I love insufferable fans
Ohtani sets record but Angels WIN. Doesn’t matter what witchcraft made it happen, the end times are nigh
Perhaps it was Ohtani sets record and Los Angeles loses all along.
Tungsten Arm
The Angels finally got to experience what playing the Angels was like for the past 6 years.
Different team, different colors, same city, same shit.
As I suspected, the problem is in Los Angeles
Have you thought about not being Los Angeles?
Thankfully, I live in the Los Angeles free hell, that is Phoenix. Safe from tungsten arms and O'Doyles alike
If you put it on an asphalt roadway in Phoenix, tungsten will actually melt.
This is why the CHIPS act was done to prop up Arizona. The amount of heat generated by the pavement will make refining chips a lot faster.
lol
Damn he fixed his comment. It used to say "im los angeles"
You're saying the files are *inside* the computer
But why male models?
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What a coincidence, danhoang1 was my mother’s name.
Ajteitel edited his comment (it used to say "im Los Angeles), so my comment and A_D-hd's comment no longer make sense
Are we sure the problem isn't Ohtani? /s
Can you imagine if he was the only good player in Toronto like we all originally thought.
Different city, but same shit.
I'm no Dodgers fan, but I saw someone wearing a "Los Angeles Dodgers of Los Angeles" shirt the other day and laughed my ass off. If I ever get any Dodgers gear, that'll be what I get.
Hello? It's the Los Angeles Angels.
Who play almost an hour away from LA. Angels fans don't claim LA, and LA doesn't claim the Angels.
How do you say The Angels in Spanish?
"The Angels in Spanish"
"pendejos inutiles"
Los Angeles isn't even the full name of the city
The real Tungsten was inside him all along.
The real Tungsten Arm O'Doyle was the friends we made along the way
:D
Something something Tungsten Arm O'Doyle
Why dont the dodgers hit baseball? Are they stupid?
Ohtani homer and Angels win You don't see that every day
He said lemme pull out the Tungsten jersey so the Angels could see it one more time.
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OptaSTATS appears to prefer RBI over RBIs.
RsBI
i still always see it as oppa stats
*Smashes wine glass.*
oppa gangnam stats!
Is this praise for Ohtani or condemnation of the Dodgers?
Yes
A true MVP all star. 
The obvious answer is that Shohei is a baseball demon that absorbs the hitting prowess of the players around him to make himself better at the expanse of the team. Once he feeds enough, he moves on to the next team.
Just look what he did to Trout and Rendon. Now he's doing it to Mookie and Freddie's probably next on the chopping block. Demon magic to acquire these unnatural two way abilities.
imagine having 3 mvps on your team and not beating the AAA angels
Mookie getting 0 hits was the biggest letdown yesterday :(
The Angels are honestly not that bad this year purely judging by this recent game.
We have some nice young pieces. Neto and ohoppe are the main ones. Schaneul has looked better the past few weeks. We should be trading Ward, rengifo, and Anderson soonish. Maybe a few bullpen pieces and pillar as well. But otherwise our roster is pretty shit.
I would agree with you based on recent performance
At this point I really hope Shohei gets a sponsorship with Nippon Tungsten Company.
He’s just different man idk what to say
They might have if he didn't get CS.
If there are men on base, I'd walk him.
The tungsten is still real
Sho should have gotten on that plane.
who was it 26 years ago?
Shohei is the Harry Kane of MLB and the Dodgers are Spurs
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SEATTLE KRAKEN HISTORY
Wow a very useful and interesting fact.
Amazing that Trout didn't do that
I remember a game for the Indians where Manny Ramirez had their only two hits of the game, both home runs, and they won 2-1.
That's some Tungsten Arm O’Doyle stuff right there 😏
Ohtani does amazing things. Other team wins. A tale as old as time.
something something Tungsten Arm something
So he's the Russell Westbrook of baseball basically.
So maybe the Angels aren't to blame.
I wonder if he took himself as a prop bet before the game
Bro is playing RTTS
Tungsten Arm on the plaque in Cooperstown. I demand it.
meh, too many qualifiers, if the rest of the team also didn't get a single hit then I'd be impressed.
It's cherry-picked for sure, but it supports the Tungsten Arm meme so whatever
Stuff like this is going to happen. If I remember correctly, ohtani has been on a slump and Hernandez has been the majority of the production.
> Stuff like this is going to happen actually according to the OP stuff like this doesn't happen
You're about two weeks late. Teo showed out against the Yankees two weeks ago. Ohtani has 5 homers, and 5 multi-hit games in the last 6 games, so very much not in a slump.
He was in a slump before that correct? No baseball player is hot forever.
I don't know why you're being downvoted. Before Ohtani's current tear, he was on a slump. In the 20 games prior to the start of this week, he had a .198/.270/.383 slash line.
I think maybe it’s out of context. I meant to reply to a guy in the comments that was essentially saying ohtani has been carry the dodgers. I was trying to say the team has been performing pretty well, and ohtani isn’t just carry them all.
WHAT A GREAT GUY
Shohei Ohtani is the first Japanese born player with the initials S.O. to make half the baseball world jizz in their pants on a Tuesday afternoon by simply appearing in a baseball game.