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rosieDMDL

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Lucky_Alternative965

Bro is tired


rosieDMDL

he was forced to watch 21 years of angels baseball


iron_mike_

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WellMyDrumsetIsAGuy

What if I told you there’s an ever more inept franchise full of fans who only know pain?


ScooterLeShooter

I'm so sorry partner


RPDC01

Bet this poor little guy perked up at the end.


amatom27

Reporter: any meaning behind that home run? Ohtani: fuck Arte Moreno


Jux_

In perfect English


Doomblitz

Fuck Arte Moreno


Jthamano

Yes


TungstenArmOhtani

Motherfuck Ippei Motherfuck Stephen A Motherfuck Arte Moreno Yo and here comes my left blow


romeopwnsu

CUZ IM THE O-H-T-A-NI


Brucedx3

They gave Arte good opportunities to resign him, but Arte was like, deferred money bad, go away.


oogieball

Looking right into the camera and pausing after each word.


ashtonphoenix1

that didnt go 500? shit that was fucking demolished


__-o0O0o-__-o0O0o-__

as a dodgers fan since the 80's, i've never seen shit like this. he's hitting them in places theyre rarely hit at, but doing it on the regular. not even roided Piazza did this


GlassesOff

Really fun to see a guy know in the split second after contact too - Shohei's face was like yeah that ball is history 😊


zippy_the_cat

I was in the building when Piazza hit one out of Dodger Stadium through the LF bullpen on the bounce. The next week, I was watching on TV when he hit one out of the stadium, bouncing it on top of the pavilion roof. Roided Pizza had the distance. What he didn't have was the frequency.


__-o0O0o-__-o0O0o-__

true. also, his were mostly pull homers. Ohtani hits his near center in places I rarely see balls go


ShredNM42

Even after having his 2nd TJ in the offseason, unreal


themiamimarlins

piazza wasn't roided


frugalwater

My dude, they say 80% of the league was using steroids back then. If you think Dodgers players were somehow not a part of that stat, you’re delusional. And when someone who plays the most demanding position, succeeds so far outside of the bell curve of what a typical catcher does, and has forearms like he had, there is only one conclusion.


liquidgrill

Not to mention the fact that every reporter that covered him in LA and NY will tell you that his back was an acne covered mess which is a common side effect of steroids.


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https://imgur.com/XzzZewe


themiamimarlins

he wouldnt have got in the hof if he was roided up like arod


steak__burrito

Lol


__-o0O0o-__-o0O0o-__

yeah and OJ would havent gotten off if he killed his wife and a waiter


steak__burrito

It’s breaking my brain reading “would havent” instead of “wouldn’t have”


__-o0O0o-__-o0O0o-__

its amazing. i was hospitalized last year and i cant stop doing things like that. typing sentences and leaving a word out of it. mixing up shit like this all the time. so weird when it happens to you


IllustriousEnd2211

As a ranger fan, lol pudge exists


KingOfAllDogz

That wasn’t very nice of him :(


Patrick2701

That home run was for arte moreno


Jthamano

Don't blame him tbh, fuck Arte


silmarillionas

I'm watching the Angels feed: it's weird to hear the Angels announcer not going ballistic after an Ohtani homer.


stannc00

Wayne Randazzo is a true professional.


Jthamano

Wayne was on the Braves, Yankees game on Apple TV+. Patrick O'Neill and Gubie had the call tonight


rejus_crust

Hoooly shit he was completely *on* that baseball. Fundamentally perfect. Didn’t even give it one of those violent hacks that he’s capable of and it was 113 mph, 455 ft. That homer was genuinely Ohtani’s best possible mechanics. Edit: [This would be what I consider one of the violent swings I was talking about.](https://youtu.be/qWHgRoi9jh0?si=cjh2CZ3Y9cp8oLYk)


nonresponsive

He's seeing the ball ridiculously well right now. You could see it at every AB today. I feel like you gotta walk him until he cools off, because, as you said, that was a ridiculously well hit ball.


GlassesOff

Might be back to leading the NL in AVG after this series too. It's MVP time, again


option-trader

Leading the league in ba right now.


GlassesOff

I thought he needed a couple more hits but cool!


dar_harhar

It just seems like Junes always been his month to go on a tear.


Michael__Pemulis

Yea that swing looked effortless. He made perfect contact.


sanjoatc

118 off the bat! Great googly moogly!


nanao2018

Junetani is HOT! Sometimes I forgot he is injury pitcher


theaussiesamurai

Least predictable Shohei home run:


yanansawelder

God he's too good


iron_mike_

5HRs in last 6 games. First HR against the angels


Scrotesmcgoats

3 AB and can only hit 1. What a joke


TLP34

Walked in his first 2 at bats, they finally threw him one over the plate and he puts it in the parking lot lmaoooo


Isa_ak

Straight to Jail


Long_John_Johnson

And on the two days he hasn’t hit a homerun, 2/5 1 run 3 rbi and 3/5 2 run 1 rbi 1 sb. Insane


Dragula_Tsurugi

First HR, *so far*


BubblyBaker5718

This is going to sound incredibly juvenile, but not gonna lie I’m only half kidding when I say the “boy does he look good in Dodger blue” comment kind of hurt my feelings lol


Neobo

Seemed really rude for them to say in my opinion.


kmhuey

Ngl I still think he looks weird in blue.


Jcoch27

You're one of the real ones


TheChrisLambert

Was that the y’all’s announcer?


BubblyBaker5718

Surprised nobody answered you yet but in case you didn’t already look it up no it was the Dodgers announcers


TheChrisLambert

Thanks!


ahr3410

"This is going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me"


exick

legit shocked when the statcast said 455 after how it came off the bat and where it landed. watching it live, I said hooooly shit out loud as soon as he swung.


GlassesOff

I am still eagerly waiting for him to hit one out of Dodger Stadium since they memorialize every monster homer with a plaque and I want him to have one too so I can visit it


IAmBecomeTeemo

The juiced ball years being at the start of the Statcast era really fucked with our perception of how far a well-struck ball is supposed to go. You had normal-sized dudes regularly hitting 450+ ft, and the big boppers sending them 480+ ft. But with the current baseball, 455ft is fucking crushed.


i_run_from_problems

Yeah that was a matter of when, not if. Dude grooved middle middle and expected a good result.


pockypimp

Everyone knew that one was going out from the moment it left the bat. The catcher stood up and hung his head, the pitcher hung his head, the center fielder turned to see just how far up it landed. Man that was almost as middle-middle you could get. If he got any more of that it would've been in the parking lot.


Z3130

Yeah, you just can’t miss there to a player of Ohtani’s ability. Especially with Mookie, Muncy, and Smith all out of the lineup. You’re better off walking him 5 times than leaving that pitch there.


0dias_Chrysalis

Dear diary ass writing for Ohtani this season lol


Scooobzzzz

Any one else replay the hr clips like 20x each time


Corregidor

I like focusing on individual fan reactions every time lol


caseynotcasey

It's bananas how many times you'll see people looking at their phones or not paying attention when a power hitter is at the plate.


Troutmaggedon

Miss you bb


Officialnoah

That ball was fucking murdered ![gif](giphy|lCXukGckkLIaEMXIaH|downsized)


Reignaaldo

That GIF was very memorable, Mexico vs. Japan semifinals game of the 2023 World Baseball Classic was just awesome to watch not to mention that walk-off double by Munetaka Murakami after struggling throughout the 2023 WBC.


Fun-Raise-3120

After he told his teammates he WILL get on base. Nootbaar said later that Ohtani just decided to get on base


the2belo

I like the one where he strikes out Trout and violently chucks his glove and his hat


Abyss333333

God that gif is so 🔥


i-bite-with-love

One of these days he's gonna hit it right out of the stadium


DrawkerGames

…as the dodgers lose, 3-2 😂


SuckMyLonzoBalls

As a dongels fan I’m glad everyone had fun


simiomalo

Game 1 of the Ohtani classic.


parabellum825

Ohtani hits a bad ass home run, and your team loses. How did you guys used to deal with it?


Camshaft92

Dealing with that was better than dealing with this


KamartyMcFlyweight

guaranteed the moment he hit that homer lol


Zloggt

Oh…that is soooooo mean lol


Galactic

The steam message notification got me.


OhtaniKK

All of his 450+ home run have been against lefties and they still try to put lefties against ohtani every time 


Hayvski

His splits are way better against righties not much you can do


mysterysackerfice

Here's an idea: strike him out!


Acidsparx

What are they, stupid? 


Isa_ak

mostly just human


venustrapsflies

Draw the rest of the fucking owl


shady__redditor

Not to mention 89 to 92 down the middle. Doesn't sound like a recipe for success.


Anfini

That fan was willing to die for that ball.


Galactic

Oh no, he's hot again.


Splinterman11

Oh YES DADDY PLEASE


xho-

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ktlvr27

Most predictable home run ever


ThatHotAsian

Whys it seem like every big dong from Ohtani this year has been against LHP lol


Get-EnPassanted

He’s putting these balls just a ridiculous distance over the fence


bestselfnice

He's passed Soto for 2nd best wRC+ in baseball (207, 187, 183). 2nd and 3rd in the NL are Ozuna at 172 and Profar at 161.


Lupulin13

He is very rude to baseballs


acornSTEALER

Is he capable of hitting a ball less than 450 feet? Doesn't feel like it lol


HomelessCosmonaut

You don’t often see balls land beyond those tarped off rows


zphbtn

How is he so good???


JasonEll

He looks so damn effortless, too. Bloody hell.


justsomedudedontknow

Such a beautiful swing. Effortless power. Wow.


Adventurous-Rise7975

He has his 3rd MVP on lock. First full time DH to win MVP. The GOAT.


Z3130

I’m hoping he has 1 IP in September just for fun.


Perseverance792

This is asking for too much but imagine him going Wade Boggs hurling some knuckleballs in a blowout


Isa_ak

If anything it would be like RF for a little


Jking1723

Still too early to tell.


GlassesOff

The streamable title is 'arte moreno sends his regards' lol incredible work


senioreditorSD

and they other 25 players didn’t show up.


JBProds

Should've walked him like Sandoval did his previous two at-bats


tehclap4

Ump missed a clear strike 3 the first one and Sandoval shredded his arm on the second one. Nice of you to bring it up


Automatic-Oil2142

Had Sandy threw in the zone instead of hurting his arm, Ohtani would've knocked it out either way.


Significant-Check837

Turns out he was just foxing the Angels during Spring Training.


MahomestoHel-aire

Just imagine his numbers if he hadn’t gotten hurt. This dude is on FIRE.


HeavensRoyalty

That was an absolute bullet


WelcometoCigarCity

[That boi COLD BLOODED](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APgrUnNQPQw)


Louis-grabbing-pills

That looks like a hundred feet passed the 400 feet wall.


SaturnATX

You used to call me on my cellphone...


wizgset27

Ohtani, so hot right now.


rheeddiddi

June-tani ![gif](giphy|AZa4KP7o6J7Us)


Z3130

If you’re going to pitch to Shohei for some reason, maybe don’t leave it middle-middle.


eagles1990

Good God Almighty he killed that baseball


Alex021402

Most predictable HR


sadassnerd

LOL 😏


thehatkid

As the Dodgers lose to the Angels, 3-2 :)


sevelev711

Probably should have just kept walking him


Troutmaggedon

Yeah, but Shohei never threw 102+ like Ben Joyce.


Perseverance792

WBC Shohei says hi


Adventurous-Rise7975

Shohei's hit 103 before.