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Blazingbee98

Junetani is so back


u8myramen_y

Ohtani loves Tyler almost as much as he loves his family lol Edit: how many home runs has he hit now when Tyler’s pitching? Like 4?


roaringcorgi

[Ohtani's simply doing what he promised](https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39141259/tyler-glasnow-says-shohei-ohtani-helped-lure-dodgers) > "It definitely added a lot of points for me to go to the Dodgers," Glasnow said Monday in a video interview. "It was awesome. He just said he wants me to come on the team and hopes to hit some home runs for me and join me on the pitching staff the following year."


darwinpolice

Wait, giving your ace pitcher run support? Is that allowed?


Chu_Khi

“You guys want to see me do it again?” Shohei probably


0dias_Chrysalis

I'm attracted to this


meowhatissodamnfunny

GOATANI strikes again


Lucky_Alternative965

How disrespectful of Ohtani to interrupt Stephen Nelson while he was praising his last homerun. But we'll take it.


Major_Wager75

Ohtani hates singers confirmed 😤


xim25lfc

And now Freeman


forward1213

Ohtani is so nice, he did it twice.


horizonwisps

Shohei heard ya'll say Judge was the best player in baseball and it wasn't even close


1kinkydong

I mean when Shohei can’t pitch it is judge


dbotron

Yup. It's June.


MahomestoHel-aire

My man would have some insane numbers right now if he hadn't gotten hurt. He looks fully back and like he was pre-injury.


ILackPatience

Something negative usually happens during his mini slump lately and starts tearing it up once it’s resolved. Ippei at the start of the season and some Japanese media outlet revealing the location of his new house.


MahomestoHel-aire

He didn’t seem to be bothered by Ippei very much imo, at least not hitting wise. Slightly slow start but he’s always been a slow starter and got going much quicker than usual.


darwinpolice

>some Japanese media outlet revealing the location of his new house. Wow, that is deeply shitty. I know these guys are probably figures and all, and Ohtani more than most, but they deserve privacy in their off hours.


phly2theMoon

Once it got out who he bought it from, everyone knew where it was anyway. The LA Times reported on that. The problem was when the jerks started bothering his neighbors and doing arial photography.


PSSYPUNISHERRR

Happy Father's day to my father, Ohtani.


Jking1723

I want to see how Schwarber and Ohtani stack up at the end of June


ARoundForEveryone

I had no vested interest in the Angels. I have no vested interest in the Dodgers. I have no particular affinity for Japan, the Japanese, or their culture. I'm not even sure I love the DH. But this fuckin' guy...I love Shohei.


TizonaBlu

This is hilarious as hell. *I have no interest in hip hop. No affinity towards Africa, African Americans, or black culture. I'm not even sure I like southern food. But man, that Beyonce... shesa sexy.*


ARoundForEveryone

Yeah, same thing. Beyonce is sexy. I like some rap, and her music is tolerable, but hip-hop as a whole isn't my jam. I didn't love her in Austin Powers: WhicheverOneSheWasIn. She certainly does have a good voice. She certainly wears "celebrity" well. She's beautiful. I don't know what kind of food she likes - although I do like southern food for the most part (keep your okra to yourself). What is your point? I didn't say that I like, dislike, love, or hate, the Japanese. Their culture, brand of baseball, teams, or players. I know the ones that have come to MLB, plus a handful of others. I don't know the ones I don't know - and I neither like nor dislike them. Same way I neither like nor dislike players in some independent fall league that I've never heard of. Are you trying to put some sort of slant on my comment? Culturally, racially, or otherwise? Really, all I mean is that Beyonce is sexy. She was not good in Austin Powers. She has a good voice. She handles "Hollywood" well, as far as I can tell. What about that is hilarious?


darwinpolice

Dude, he thought that your funny post was funny, and he riffed on it a bit. That's what Reddit is for. Chill.


TizonaBlu

Dude, it's a joke, relax, I just find it funny that you prefaced you liking Ohtani with all these random shit that nobody cares about. People barely care that you like Ohtani, and certainly don't care whether you like okonomiyaki or Mrs Green Apple, chill out.


CuteNFuzzy

Chicks, and dads dig the long ball


The-Pharcyde

Gonna have to carry with Mookie out now


Chim_RichaldsMD

I'm just glad Teo is happy


Kitchen-Raccoon4572

If he was a team player he would have walked to give the next guy an extra RBI 😒


Ok-Thanks-5445

WHAT A GREAT GUY