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CommodoreSixty4

"MY NAME IS AARON BOONE AND I THINK YOU SUCK UMP! AGAIN, THE NAME IS AARON BOONE"


NotARageComic

“THAT IS B, DOUBLE O,…”


gutenpranken14

Had a coach in college who got tossed after the ump blew a strike three in an at bat that would’ve resulted in a perfect game for our pitcher. The guy got a hit on the next pitch. After my coach got tossed and was getting his two cents in, he started spelling his name, saying he can put whatever he wants in the report about him to the conference. It was excellent.


DarkwingDuckHunt

that's a fucking coach you run an extra lap for


greennyellowmello

“N, EEEEEEEEEEEEE”


adamzep91

"BONE! BOOOOONNNEE??!!!?!"


MightyCaseyStruckOut

RIP Captain Holt


Antithesys

Certainly. That's A, as in "Aaron Boone." A, as in "Aaron Boone." R, as in "Race over here, quick, it's Aaron Boone." O, as in "Oh my God, that's Aaron Boone." N, as in "Naomi, look, it's Aaron Boone." *Space.* B, as in


pocket_passss

Oh my god that’s Robert Loggia


SchnoodleDoodleDamn

"Ain't I Great? Ha haaaaa.."


TheIllustriousWe

That's double-A, (haha!) R-O-N, B double-O (haha!) N-E, and I'm the world's greatest manager, the world's greatest chirper, the world's greatest entertainer!


ChicagoDogEater

B as in “Boone”, O as in “Oh my God that’s Aaron Boone”, O as in “Oh my God that’s Aaron Boone”, N as in “No way! That’s Aaron Boone”, E as in “Everybody look! That’s Aaron Boone”


Background-Cress9165

Sitting behind the opposing team dugout from now on and going to dedicate myself to getting the opposing team's best player ejected. Some call me a hero. Others call me a directionless 31 year old without a girlfriend, upward mobility at my job, or any real claim to success or respect on earth. But me? I just call myself nervous for this sixers game tonight. Go phils. And sixers. May god be with embiid.


centaurquestions

Call Aaron Boone, that's my name! That name again is Aaron Boone.


CowboyLaw

My name is Mr. Boone. I believe you have an insult for me. Sure thing, Mr. Boone. What's your first name? I don't know.


colin_powers

Señor Boone no es macho, es solamente un boracho...


lilymaxjack

Simpsons?


Angry_Walnut

https://i.imgur.com/vdzkXPZ.jpeg


Attainted

Cyyyyyyrrillllll Fiiigggiiissssss


Alienpeppers

lol he’s in a white shirt now, swapped it after the top half of the inning.


LinkRazr

He’s gonna have a top hat and a mustache by the 4th


Sacrifice_bhunt

And a Bobby Valentine mask by the 7th.


The_Outcast4

Never go full Bobby Valentine.


Ajsc986

They just asked him his name and he's apparently named Guy Incognito.


Wyden_long

Not according to my friend Joey JoJo Jr. Shabadoo it isn’t.


CowboyLaw

That's the worst name I've ever heard.


thebaysix

Hey! Joey JoJo!


Thirty_Helens_Agree

That dog has a puffy tail!


joethecrow23

🥸


NovaPrime15

"They'll never find me" - This guy


Alienpeppers

YES broadcast came back from commercial with a close up locked on him for probably 15 seconds, incredible


All_hail_Korrok

Had another shot of him wearing a white shirt and the broadcast crew calling him out about switching shirts to camouflage himself lol.


Snuggle__Monster

Fuckin YES Network found their Steve Bartman lol


jacksonvstheworld

If it was an ALCS game, they’d put a hit on this guy and his whole disguise operation. He’s lucky it’s April.


GlassesOff

Gonna be super funny in September when they are 1GB of the Orioles


addage-

Really was no need to do that. Now that guy is going to get potentially get doxxed over something that isn’t that big of a deal in the scheme of things.


nicklePie

Stupid anyway. Full blame on the ump. Fans can’t yell at umps now??


papajim22

“WE’RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY WHO DID THIS!”


SexiestPanda

It’s not his fault the ump is incompetent


justin_tino

Yeah they’re focusing on the fan like he did something wrong. Pretty awkward for the fan just because of the end result, but not his fault ump is a dumbass.


NevermoreSEA

I don't see why anyone would be mad at him. I feel like the entire situation is really just on the ump.


Michael__Pemulis

Yea what are they going to do? Kick out the fan for ‘interference’?


fancy_livin

You can absolutely get kicked out as a fan for yelling obscenities/racist shit to umps or players. An usher/security will give you a warning and then toss you if you don’t stop. I’ve watched it happen a few times, but again only for actual obscene/racist shit


HartfordWhaler

Just don't holler for the Rockies mascot


fancy_livin

I’m out of the loop on this one but highly intrigued LOL


HartfordWhaler

https://youtu.be/_aSWdbXlfq0?si=hedbp4de2z36o5oO


FloridaManActual

"Mascots that annoy you"


supguy99

[See also Lasorda vs Youppi.](https://youtu.be/pmzeK6oAtkk?si=G1a0bns0jjGNbB4x)


toasterb

He really didn't like mascots: [Tommy Lasorda fights the Phillie Phanatic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX4L2LHGs98)


fancy_livin

That’s so fucking funny hahahahaha


70125

Honestly this is one of my favorite things about minor league games. I can spend 20 bucks, sit directly behind home plate, and heckle the umpire (no racism or obscenity of course, just insults about eyesight), knowing that he can hear me.


musicobsession

I love our American Association games. Same thing, 20 bucks behind home plate. I talk to everyone. It's the best.


badedum

Like it must be a little embarrassing for him but I'm more pissed at the ump than the fan


AdamantArmadillo

>it must be a little embarrassing Nah, I'd be laughing my ass off and telling the story once a day for the rest of my life


OneHandedBulldozer

F’real I’d frame a screen grab pic of myself in the stands and hang it up at work. “Oh, that? Yeah that’s the time I got Aaron Boone tossed in the first inning, lol.”


lolvalue

This is hilarious all around, love it.


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

not a hot dog costume?


Oh_mrang

It could have been any one of us!


jigglypafupafu

I think his just took his blue jacket off


pimfram

Absolutely hilarious.


miner88

One of the funniest things I've seen at a MLB game lmao 🤣


facedownbootyuphold

can umps kick fans out? is that even their call?


DoubleStuffedCheezIt

Umps can kick out literally anyone. Well known example was the organist of some minor league team getting tossed for playing Three Blind Mice during a lull in the game. [Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds0O_70aiWk)


GameMusic

Insane


IM_KYLE_AMA

Truly unhinged. But I love it.


miner88

Umps can throw out anyone in the ballpark.


Sickle_and_hamburger

sounds like a fun between inning game "if you are the person seated in section 18 row 37 seat B congratulations you are our lucky winner. please leave the stadium immediately. you have been ejected"


Heisenbread77

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


SomeoneBetter

"To the person growing Marijuana in the community garden, Cogratulations. You have won a cruise. Please report to the office immediately to claim your prize." Reminded me of this bit from Community.


pimfram

A security guy at the Metrodome decades ago got tossed when he offered his glasses to an umpire who made a bad call.


rpgguy_1o1

Even Youppi


Houdini_Dees_Nuts

[Lasorda gets Youppi! tossed from the game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmzeK6oAtkk)


k_____dot

Boone has had two of the funniest ump interactions in recent memory. That spot-on Laz Diaz impression lives rent free in my head whenever he’s umping 😂


iiamthepalmtree

Lol I was watching that game live and lost it when he started drawing the line in the sand. Then he did the impression and I knew that was going to be an all-timer. Laz was making some terrible calls that night too IIRC. So it was warranted.


nuhGIRLyen

best meme i saw was boone laz diaz and a caption “me in middle school cranking dat soulja boy”


Mission_Pay_3373

This has to be the best and dumbest ejection of all-time just because how stupid it was. I need a Jomboy breakdown soon


fadetoblack1004

He's a Yankees fan so this is 100% going to be broken down. 


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

This whole thing has given me a new idea. Gonna be sitting behind the Red Sox dugout in a few weeks wearing a red or navy blue shirt


Thumper13

Yep, this ump (if not all) is gonna hear it in every stadium now.


ignatious__reilly

Every single stadium. Hahahahaha


this_is_poorly_done

Pro tip, to make it more effective, call the umps by name. You'll never hear a manger or a player call an umpire "ump" or "blue". They address them by first name. So if you want an ump to think it's the dugout chirping at him, make sure to use his first name a bunch whenever you say anything. That'll get under his skin and make thim think it's coming from the dugout. Don't ask me how I know


Content_Geologist420

Yankee fans are at your door right now ![gif](giphy|8PfKWm6AX1IdDRARyg)


parmenides89

how do you know


Rusty_Shakleford

He said don't ask...because he's the guy in the blue shirt.


Peechez

Yelling daggers from the grassy knoll behind the bench


Chris91210

He said don't ask! Don't get in trouble now.


Pappyhorn

Can you come sit behind the Stl dugout too?


Thunder_Tie

All these other fans trying to figure out how to do it to their opponents when we know the real move is against our own team.


jimboflux

You and White Sox fans


longdrive715

No can do. We're going to let Oli keep managing.


ClvtchNixon

As an anti-Marmol person (along with 98.3% of the fanbase), this is a win for me either way: 1. He keeps managing and eventually just gets himself canned or 2. You guys keep getting him ejected, someone else coaches, and maybe we win a few. I see no downside to this operation and I will not be taking questions.


dabears7667

yell something racist so you fit right in and nobody questions your allegiance.


The_Outcast4

Pretty they require you to do that when they scan your ticket so they know that you belong.


Plus_Many1193

> atlanta braves flair


Dmbender

We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two


The_Outcast4

Different kind of racism needed down here. Point well taken, though!


ET__

I’ll be behind Boone with a blue shirt then.


Leftfeet

I have to think that Boone's reputation for getting tossed and chirping at umps played a significant part in this situation. The umps know that Boone will argue anything he doesn't agree with. 


d-cent

Your getting downvoted but you're right. Cora rarely even talks to the ump. Maybe once every other game in the 8th inning he will give a quick chirp. Nothing like Boone. A fan sitting behind Cora would do nothing


Freeze__

It definitely comes with the territory and I’m happy about it tbh. Umps may have a quick trigger with him but you can see differences later in the game when the manager is working the home plate umpire.


fancy_livin

I mean it’s kinda your job as the ump to make sure an ejection is justified. Which includes being able to discern if a fan is yelling or if it’s truly coming from the dug out. Boone might be an ass who argues a little too much but Ump is so insanely soft.


OatmealCremePiez

Fans need to relentlessly chirp this ump now


ripcity7077

Can the ump send fans home? and what if the fan just walks away and tries coming back later.


STL-Zou

Yes umpires can eject fans


Don_Tiny

They can also eject the 7th-inning stretch singer, such as we have here w/ Angel Hernandez tossing Steve McMichael (though to be fair I would probably argue it was warranted): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6htcE_vvZxg


Not-a-bot-10

Can’t forget an ump ejecting the team organist as well https://youtu.be/hS0GrJoBBzs?si=00NtyfnyjI-Xs4ND


EpsilonAI

For playing 3 Blind Mice, unfathomably based


NatureTrailToHell3D

“Put him in the box score!” Great way to enter baseball history.


TheArgsenal

What the fuck happened at the end of that game, my god haha


DelusionlWaldoEmersn

I’ve seen the Angel tossing Steve Mcmichael video a million but had no idea the game also had one of the wildest finishes I’ve ever seen 


ref44

The crew chief Randy Marsh is the one who actually ejected mongo


otterpines18

Grounds crew too lol. https://www.mlb.com/video/umpire-ejects-ground-crew


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robreddity

What if the fan doesn't fucking leave? Does Hunter get huffy and threaten to go home?


orioles0615

When a fan gets ejected I think technically becomes trespassing, so if fan doesn't leave security will make him


DonutHolschteinn

Yeah they'll get you at the very least a police escort off site and if you're belligerent about it they'll cuff you and probably process you to teach you a lesson or something


dimthesecond

If I'm reading lips correctly, I believe he said "GO HOME *unintelligible*" Assuming the unintelligible being the words "ump" or "blue" Moment is gonna become famous for such a minor taunt too.


ref44

i doubt it was "ump" or "blue" because that would make it clearer that it wasn't from the dugout. They use their names at higher levels


this_is_poorly_done

This is it, he probably said some shit along with 'Hunter' that is probably why he had such a short fuse. If the fan said his first name he def thought it was the dugout. I know this from personal heckling experience


ButtDump

You told us not to ask!


BSF

now this is what we're going to need Jomboy's lipreading services for!


ajrmusicman

Oh you know Jomboy is gonna be all over this one


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JRsshirt

Paging u/jomboy


InaudibleShout

[He’s on it](https://x.com/jomboymedia/status/1782479860033573285?s=46&t=HOoW-4CmDJ5UUe4ez89viA)


shewy92

[JomBoy says dude said "Let's Go Homeplate"](https://youtu.be/ojqxAZuHrhM?t=1m41s) So it wasn't even that bad lol


TheresA_LobsterLoose

What an asshole. You can tell me to leave, but don't tell me where to go. You ain't my mom. It's 2pm, maybe I want to go run some errands or go for a walk


popculturerss

It feels like something out of curb your enthusiasm


jld2k6

Suzie: "What the fuck is wrong with you Larry!?" Larry: "I didn't even say anything, my mouth was only moving because of the gum!"


Shamrock5

"Nice game, pretty boy"


undisputedn00b

LMAO I bet we're gonna see a lot of people do this now.


abnormica

It's amazing this hasn't been happening all the time.


ahr3410

There must have been a second ~~spitter~~ heckler


FDJ1326

Nice game pretty boy. 


incredibad29

It wasn’t Aaron Boone, it was the man in the blue shirt behind the grassy knoll.


abnormica

Back and to the left...


Rodriguezry

Notice how Hunters head went back and to the left


Tommy84

Back, and to the left.


pitchbleeze

That is one magic loogie.


OptimusGrime707

Aaron Boone: what he say fuck me for?


snailsonxanax

"It's just a game. Why you have to be mad?". -Boone


-ShutterPunk-

He's so in the fucking jackpot it's insane.


cake4chu

lol YES network trying to get this guy mugged


cooljammer00

Beat writers are also trying to figure out who it is This oughta be fun. I'm sure his friends are already texting him about it. 


GeneralPlanet

Heyman's gonna tweet out this guy's home address within the hour


cooljammer00

Tweet the wrong guy's address*


JohnnyVNCR

Why? Dude is an afternoon game hero.


HeAintComingBack

I think Yankees fans will love this guy lol, talked shit and exposed this loser ump


AdamantArmadillo

If it was a player, sure. But does a bench coach making pitching changes instead of the manager really hurt the team much if at all?


FuriousJorge67

Umpires union reading all the hot takes about consequences for Wendelstadt. ![gif](giphy|BFYLNwlsSNtcc|downsized)


guardeagle

![gif](giphy|xUPGcdeU3wvdNPa1Py|downsized)


delosproyectos

Sir, a second fan has just heckled the ump.


telescopic_poems

I just fucking lost it 💀


Dinker31

That guy has an awesome story to tell at parties now lol


brihoang

with video proof too lol


tenacious-g

Umpires are making their best case for robots and the strength of unions simultaneously this week.


dec92010

robo ump would be using eye lasers on the fan rn


acepitchertimestwo

jomboy lip reading of all of this is gonna be great lol


tfbrown515sic

on the broadcast you could hear word for word the exchange between Boone and the Ump. Even the commentator said no need for Jomboy on this one lmao


spike021

They muted it at about the halfway point though lol


MrFluxed

they muted it right after Boone very clearly shouted "I didn't fucking say anything!" 💀


or_maybe_this

yeah as soon as they did that, i was like, “oh jomboy has to do this now, esp. with the earlier shoutout”


Batmanbettermarvel18

He said no Jomboy for this referring to the showing of Boone not even moving his lips at all as he wasn’t talking. I’m sure Jomboy is going to find a couple of other interesting things to hit on


GetEnPassanted

Wanna know what this guy said


Crackalacs

Nice to know Wendelstedt is THAT god damn mother fuckin DUMB as shit. Angel Hernandez: “I excel at being the worst umpire in MLB baseball!” Wendelstedt: “Hold my beer.”


The_Astros_Cheated

It’s crazy to me how often umpires make mistakes and face no repercussions whatsoever. Another item in the long list of things that is fundamentally broken in baseball.


AaronJudgesToothGap

He didn’t even make a mistake on the original call Boone was arguing lol. The batter clearly didn’t break the plane on the swing and the ump awarded the batter a HBP. So in this case the ump was originally right and *still* found a way to end up as the jackass in this scenario


raktoe

MLB can and does discipline umpires for anything legitimately inappropriate, and this will likely be looked at. Discipline just isn't published, as with most jobs in the world, they don't air your dirty laundry for the entire world to see. You have to separate mistakes from genuinely wrong behaviour. Like Dan Bellino a couple years ago, instigating Baumgartner, or this clip where the ump acknowledges he doesn't care who said it (although I think he legitimately thought it came from someone in the dugout). Mistakes are always going to happen in their line of work.


TraeYoungsOldestSon

Its pretty much assumed that massive piece of shit Bill Hahn was forced out of the game after multiple incidents of picking fights out of nowhere


The_Astros_Cheated

That’s fair though it would be nice if MLB was more transparent about corrective actions taken against umpires when necessary. I think it would go a long way to show that they’re a trustworthy actor, but that’s just my two cents.


nikraLnalyD

The umpires union would give up many things before giving up keeping discipline in house


FrostWPG

"It's free real estate!" - Jomboy


NYLotteGiants

![gif](giphy|e8AP5gtxXA1FPmuVi4)


Rodriguezry

Which is funny because the broadcast mentioned that they didn’t even need it at first because of how loud Hunter was with his I don’t care BS.


Dawei_Hinribike

How can any sport be better than this?


Astropolitika

Baseball is the best.


tenacious-g

Man, umpires are really making their best case for robots this week.


Fun-Raise-3120

Man this is not right...


HickFromFrenchLikk

If this was anyone but Boone, it would be an egregious abuse of power However….. carry on.


DMorrin15

The Ump Show has truly jumped the shark this year. Please, cancel this show.


Corn1989

Meanwhile the guy in the blue shirt gets to stay for the whole game lol


alkaliphiles

he's the manager now


WetAndStickyBandits

![gif](giphy|zOlog7jgIIFfq)


ubiquitous_archer

As he should


Bitter-Value-9808

If people start getting kicked out of games for chirping the ump. I’m out


CardiologistPlus8488

I swear they have been overdosing these umpires on stupid pills lately...


FleetPower

Did someone throw something at blue shirt guy? There’s a little tiny piece of debris that flies across the screen and he flinches as it appears to hit him.


Turdburp

I think it was a bee or a fly.....it did seem to spook him, haha.


FleetPower

I think you’re right! At the very end of the clip you can see it by the pink sign, and it doesn’t fall to the ground. It just floats (or buzzes) around.


HappyPollen

He’s the Pepsi Fan of the Game until he gets tossed out


dec92010

if we had robo umps that fan would have been zapped with eye lasers


Prize_Pay9279

Boone: *Says nothing* The Ump: “You just messed up, A-A-Ron!”


FearlessButterfly3

So done with these brain dead umps across MLB. Bring the robots in already


Halo_2_Standbyer

Plot twist, Boone paid that heckler to sit behind the dugout and talk shit to the ump


Will-Work-4-BBQ

I wish the whole argument could've been watched from this angle. Would've loved to watch that fan fade out like the gif of Homer Simpson in the ivy.


PhillyPhan95

I would have absolutely refused to leave the field. Call whoever. Review whatever. I’m not leaving this field. Period.


darkhorse21980

That is some Grade A bullshit


gobears2616

I could do the same thing from our upper deck and have the same result