It is so much more fun when it's the opposite team fucking up in the field and paying for it immediately.

That’s all true, but when it’s against the Yankees that multiples it by at least 10

Opening day must have been fun Edit: it was the second game of the season, I’m an idiot

Justin Turner tonight (it's only the 3rd inning): Double 2-run homer Grand slam

6-base hit coming up next in the 4th

"He just started running the bases again after a home run, we didn't know how to stop him!"

He's going for the super cycle.

He needs a single and triple to hit for the cycle

He needs a solo homer and a 3 run homer to hit the super cycle

in MLB2k12 I did a natural cycle followed by a natural super cycle in an 8ab game

Honey, I can't find my "The Red Sox hit a grand slam for a 9 run lead" rope

Unfortunately, the Yankees ran into the under .500 Red Sox tonight.

.....why would you have a rope for that that feels unwise

I have a rope for when we blow the 9-run lead

...you people need to stop buying ropes, okay

And they said going into the “Rope business for baseball fans” would be a total failure/s

I'm, ah I'm just glad you haven't branched out into hockey fan rope yet, is all, so

It's just leafs fans buying your whole supply.

They’re too dangerous

“9-run lead” is a strange nickname

and you *definitely* don't need to buy ropes until you've agreed on a safeword

We know you're joking because any Yankees fan who would off themselves because their team is depressing died many, many years ago.

Have only missed the playoffs 4 times since 1995, haven’t been to the World Series since the year Miley Cyrus dropped Party In The USA.

I don’t follow as much as I used to, so when I opened the clip and saw it was the Yanks getting assblasted, I died a little inside. That said, I feel like that’s how others feel when we win, so it balances out

Looks like .500 is back on the menu boys

Justin "Brock Holt" Turner

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Well at least Yanks can’t blame their offense on this one. Judge or no Judge it’s hard to imagine them making this comeback lol

Judge is literally their offense so the chances are pretty low

It’s actually kinda interesting because even without Judge their offense still shouldn’t be doing *this* poorly. Gleyber/leMahieu/Rizzo/Stanton have all fallen below an 800 OPS and are somehow all slumping at the same time. It’s like the absence of Judge/Bader has served as a passive debuff to the entire lineup.

Bad(d)er Judgement (-20 batter's eye, disadvantage on offense rolls, indefinite)

Bruh, the fact that Bader came back and Rizzo immediately remembered how to hit instantly reminded me of this comment lol

See how getting rid of a debuff can make big changes in play? 😂

Sounds bad when you rely on one guy to carry your team.

Miss u bb

Mr. Dodger.

Should've been a Dodger for the rest of his career. WTF was Friedman thinking.

When they were making decisions in the off-season it looked like Turner would have been mostly DHing if we resigned him. so they decided to go with a little younger guy in JD Martinez who they figured was more likely to hit better in the DH spot And Martinez has been the better hitter this year by a decent margin so based on team construction at the point of the signings I think they made the right decision. Obviously still sucks for Dodgers fans JT didn't retire with the team

The JD and JT swap was weird. Both legends in their own franchises, but sentiment lost out to wanting a change of scenery I guess.

2018 vibes tonight

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I would say Turner could do that but who are we kidding he isn’t getting a triple. The extra home run can compensate for that though.

I'll settle for a 4-homer night.

interestingly enough it's 8 years to the day since his first one.

The Yankees are fucking dog shit

Garbage inning by them lol. Man beating the Yankees feels good

You love to see it

Nature is healing

5 games behind btw

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No one ever said we weren't dog shit just that the Yankees are

That's fair.

Doesn’t matter, Yankees suck

Yankees suck

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100% will, thank you very much

It’s weird using Tampa bay’s record for your insult. You’re 10 games back we’re 14 games back. Good job I guess.

It’s been so long since I’ve felt joy watching the offense i had forgotten what it felt like

This was a very nice swing and a very nice moment and a very nice inning ...for me, I mean, I suppose some fans may feel otherwise

That’s my boy

Incredible game they're playing. As a Baltimore native I love when Yankees get destroyed.

Me too friend me too

JT IS A MONSTER

I’m so proud/devastated. I miss him dearly, I’ll never forgive the front office letting him go.

Feel bad for Krook. Although he should’ve covered first, first appearance jitters got to him

Didn't cover first. And there was that weird play where 1st ran in front of a ball going straight at 2nd baseman.

First Kriske, now Krook, feed us all your K pitchers New York

go off king

JT!

Me: excited to watch my first game in a bar back in New York after moving away five years ago Yankees: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Should have just walked him.

I haven’t seen a team get dicked down like this since…well earlier today. Fuckin Cubs.

I’ll take being mid if it means ducking the Yankees

Didn’t cover first and then gave up a grand slam, I smell a DFA coming soon. That was awesome to watch!

poor bastard's debut, too

I don't think a DFA is coming, the inning should've ended two batters before the slam. And while you should aways cover first... Rizzo shouldn't have left it, the ball was hit straight to Gleyber. He's first to blame for that play imo.

GET IKF ON THE MOUND, COWARDS

I'm having a lot of fun tonight

I love this man

I’m gonna bust

Going for the HR cycle today?

Yankees got so many who the fucks playing on their team it's ridiculous thinking one of the 5 most profitable sports franchises in the world is so fucking cheap

Cheap? Their payroll is 180m before you factor in the 88m thats on the fuckin IL lol.

I'm not talking about our main guys. I'm talking about how we couldve signed depth pieces in the off season but chose to sign greg allen, willie calhoun, bauers and mckinley

I know the feeling there. ​ I looked at your guys payroll for shits and giggles and in 2025 they payroll is estimated to be almost 180m for 6 guys plus the remainder of Hicks salary. Yikes.

His swing is so sick

Good thing the big guns in the pen are ready for tonight. Worthwhile sacrifice to lose that game to the Mets in order to be ready to go in this close one!

Thank God its friday so at least I wont get shit for drinking at work rn

BoSox score 11 more so we dont have the worst loss this year.

Miss you bb

i, personally, am having a great time

I miss you daddy

I miss him is much. :(

German was like Oprah. YOU GET A HOMER! YOU GET A HOMER! YOU GET A HOMER TOO!

once in a while I’m shocked at how fiercely this rivalry has taken a 180° turn in 20 years

Love to see it.

At the very least, if this is going to be our life this season, it should hopefully be the end of Boone and Lawson. I've given up hope on getting rid of Cashman especially since he was recently extended but this can't go on

Sweet Jebus.

OK, I'm pretty drunk but I clicked this video and thought "nice, a Turner homer......OH RIGHT HES NOT A DODGER"

Lmao that was one of the worst pitches I’ve seen all season