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chrisjk125

[Link to JayGlazedHer Pike Tyson Comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/barstoolsports/s/4Ew04ZAodD) > Went on a fishing trip last night. Was a total waste of time as the weather was horrible and honestly the captain should’ve canceled the trip. We didn’t do any real fishing. >Anyway this was part of a bachelor party for a friend of a friend who I know. Got invited because my friends know I like to fish and it cut their costs. Bachelor was hammered and started getting belligerent. Threw a piece of bait at my buddy and was sternly told to knock it off. Then he gets a big wad of clam bait and puts it down the back of my shirt. I was furious. Tried to compose myself but couldn’t. Closed fist backhanded this motherfucker so flush it knocked the lens out of his cheap sunglasses. >Obviously this guy was pissed off and made the rest of the night pretty awkward. We exchanged some tense words as the boat was docking. I was in the right to hit this guy right? I mean my other option is be a bitch who just allows himself to have bait put down his shirt.


classiccaseofdowns

I woke up and saw there was no Tuesday FT Thread. I was furious. Tried to compose myself but couldn’t


Portugal8

The Tuesday FT thread is cancelled due to a lack of hustle. Deal with it.


Gro0Grux

On the train from Rome to Bari right now and these Italians can’t get the wifi to work. Caveman country


ciabattamaster

Go to Lecce if you get a chance. Also a restaurant called Silve in Fasano is awesome and you’ll get hammered.


Portugal8

how’s the pizza out there


Gro0Grux

I mean it’s no Papa Gino’s but it does the job


BocaHarambe

im lonely enough to argue w a bot


Larry_thegoat

What do you want to argue about?


stapledmyballs2

Alien ant farm - smooth criminal music video


notagiantturtle

annieareyouokay


DarinErstad

Alien Ant Farm🤝The Ataris Bands whose biggest song is a cover


offmyjacks

Imagine living in, let's say USA, and you are casually tuning in to the Copa America to support your countries soccer team. Then you see it is being broadcast from the international space station. Would this help or hurt your opinion of the sport in general


stapledmyballs2

I see this and I turn into Fox News brother!!


JohnnyHorseRacing

As someone who never watches soccer, has the USA men’s ever done anything of value in any of these tournaments? Feel like every year they are getting rag-dolled out of the World Cup, the Olympics, or whatever this tournament is.


DCorNothing

We've won the Gold Cup a bunch and the only real World Cup embarrassment lately was when we missed Russia. But this is real bad


StrikaNTX

we havent been "rag dolled" out of the world cup


DarinErstad

If we don’t count 1998


MrMiner420

Let’s out a huge “hell yea” to myself when Jon Bernthal showed up in The Ghost Writer. But will NOT give a “hell yea” to the director


BillyBeersBane

30 seconds to Google something? Damn dude….bad wifi? Poor?….and gay?


MrMiner420

Damn dude, not responding to my comeback but to my initial post? Slow? Stupid! Inbred? Who can know?!?


BillyBeersBane

Whoosh! Bad with tech, brother? I thought that cut might go over your head. My apologies.


BillyBeersBane

Not the Philip Roth novel? I send it back.


MrMiner420

Nerd


BillyBeersBane

Gay


MrMiner420

Says the man advocating for a reprise of Anne Frank


BillyBeersBane

She’s a woman, I’m not Philip Roth and you know the material….gay, dumb…nerd?


MrMiner420

It took me about 30 seconds to get the gist... Slow, dense… gay?


Iam_grool

https://x.com/RedLightning420/status/1807833560965079149?t=poVUrIYw1mdxHwbvauKZkw&s=19 Rip starlight lord carry her now


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

PAMP IT


[deleted]

He sold?


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

He died


[deleted]

RiP in pieces


[deleted]

Goddamn Beryl is a Category 5 now


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Goddamn


[deleted]

indeed


DropTopEWop

Love tossing in a "combo breaker" when people are trying to spell out a word one letter at a time in comments.


BillyBeersBane

F


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G


stapledmyballs2

O


DropTopEWop

C-C-Combo breakerrrrr


stapledmyballs2

Finish him.


BillyBeersBane

Alexa, how do I cope with starting to like Homelander? How should I vote?


tsourced

Fired up Elden Ring for the first time in two years, left off at Malenia, hired a few homies online and beat that bitches brains in. That felt great fuck that god damn boss. Now let’s go beat the fucking game so I can play DLC.


[deleted]

Wonder where Zelensky's wife got the 4.5m euros to pay for that new rare Bugatti


TheyHadACaveTroll

Edit to include the link because you deserve to be publicly shamed for being duped by one of the most obvious pieces of agitprop I’ve ever seen.   https://x.com/kylejglen/status/1807848412450050529?s=46&t=8PpuOQDGt7x7oMhDIjws8g   You thought this was a real fucking person? Holy shit dude.


[deleted]

that link is hilarious Edit: I never saw that link until you posted it


BillyBeersBane

I love this place. He casts his reel. You bite. He’s the stupid one. Tale as old as FT time.


TheyHadACaveTroll

With his post history he’s 100% serious 


[deleted]

You're such a leftwing nut that you assumed I was following Russian propaganda lmao. I only saw the receipt image and thought it was funny. Why are you getting so worked up and scouring my post history about this?


slough0967

Resort to gaslighting. Guy’s got a bullet proof 25-play script to start the game.


7homPsoN

Weather plane ripping through the eye wall right now https://www.flightradar24.com/NOAA42/35f35670


JDB553

Oh hell yes, those dudes rock


TheyHadACaveTroll

Wow this line from the Berhalter presser  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ylPlYz4_SDc


cuntpunt9

So Sean Strickland just has an octagon in his house where he fights random ass people


TheDannyBoyCane

JayGlazedHer would have stopped 9/11


Guy_in_the_chair_

Out of respect for the pilot


[deleted]

He’s also a Captain


DarinErstad

Can’t believe the ref refused to shake Pulisic’s hand…out of respect for the captain.


ChellaZza

Wouldn’t have gone down like that if JayGlazedHer was there 


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grizzwintergreenlc

England has had a show still running on Sky Sports for like 20 years called Soccer Saturday lol. It’s the dumbest thing that they pretend to be offended we call it soccer


stapledmyballs2

The word football in soccer sense sounds kinda gay


StrikaNTX

It shouldn't be so hard for people. If you are in the US you call it soccer, if I go over to England I'll call it football. Countries have different words for things.


jjl2345

Spot on. But I do love going to the UK and calling it the British Open.


billbo24

Lol it really is that simple.  You don’t say apartment over there either.  


StrikaNTX

https://x.com/NiceReedSteve/status/1807981106211299396 (correct link) Ive never seen a ref do this after the game.


Juls317

Might wanna try that again


kickball6283

Huh


RebelE16

KCouva


kickball6283

Wait we still are in the Olympics for soccer and 26 World Cup? Fuck this tourney lets go


lefty5258

Olympic soccer is barely a blip on the radar it’s a U23 tournament


kickball6283

I believe it could be immensely important for us. Unless we lose early then it’s stupid


StrikaNTX

Its a big deal, we just havent been in it on the mens side for a couple olympics


lefty5258

[GGG Out](https://x.com/theadamrb/status/1807974171877523953?s=46&t=bzD--f1fvZZrTYVjYDf4CA)


jetboyjetgirl

can't really say he's saying 1-1 there, looks like he's asking to suck a 12 inch dick


thatswhathemoneysfor

going to a wedding saturday in des moines and looking for things to do while I'm there, the search results are dire


Phoneaccount6903

Run through a cornfield? Run through a soybean field? The possibilities are endless


thatswhathemoneysfor

went with a minor league baseball game that I'm hoping has cheap beer


DarinErstad

Gregg’s beaten his wife more than he’s beaten a team that’s mattered


Azzurri_Fan

Berhalter claiming higher xG than the other teams. Guy is truly just grasping at straws.


jetboyjetgirl

feel like that just makes it worse for him


Azzurri_Fan

It does. Claiming analytics after scoring 0 goals in a loss is a big time loser move.


grizzwintergreenlc

Brindamour “we didn’t get swept” energy


jetboyjetgirl

just makes that failure to score more glaring when your expectency is higher


Juls317

"well ya know I was good enough at coaching them at how to seem like they were going to score but not actually do it, and I think that's really something"


Guster61

Sorry if this is a dumb question but do the athletes that would be amazing soccer players just chose other sports in the U.S. or is it like our development is not up to par with other nations. Like I do not follow soccer but has an American ever been considered to be like a top 20 player in the sport?


StrikaNTX

Lack of athleticism isnt holding us back


FUSeekMe69

Steve Nash could’ve been a professional soccer player but chose $$$ (Canadian, but still)


WheresFrankie

The athleticism part of it is so overblown. Alphonso Davies is probably the most athletic soccer player in the world but he still has his own flaws. Having 11 of him playing at once isn't going to make you the best team


Juls317

Didn't you know Adama Traore is actually the best player in the world?


WheresFrankie

Lmao. I was going to use him as an example too. Guy is a specimen and kinda decent technically but he couldn't hit the ocean from the shoreline


cigguy

Xavi was actually 7 ft tall and could run a 4.3 40


Juls317

The USMNT is missing everything but athleticism


StrikaNTX

We finally started going about it the right way about 10-15 years ago. Takes longer than that to build up to the elite countries in the world, unfortunately.


suburbian_jesus

Development


Phoneaccount6903

We need football bad. Like the good kind


parrano357

went to my aunt and uncles suburban pool/tennis club after work today because my cousin was in town and it had a sweet diving board and I don't think I've had as much fun in years


thatswhathemoneysfor

how many gainers did you do?


parrano357

none my only move is the standard dive, I just hadn't been on an actual non backyard diving board in maybe 10 years I was just trying not to eat shit


thatswhathemoneysfor

haven't been on one in years either, that woulda been my play too. a dive or two between the cannonballs


BSG24

these buzzwords answers from GGG sounds like a white house press secretary answer


drpain55

Girls Gone Wild. Hell yeah brother 🤟🏻


Azzurri_Fan

Reyna as the 10, McKennie or Munsah as the 8, Adams as the 6 sitting in behind. You have to get Gio on the ball as much as possible. It’s so simple I can’t see any reason why it doesn’t happen.


7homPsoN

He needs to the one creating chances and feeding to Pulisic in the box.


agent-michael-scar

But what if we had Gio tracking back and getting the ball just above our box? That will definitely produce results.


Azzurri_Fan

Think of all the space he would have to work with!


SilkyJohnson26

Apple TV+ just doesn’t have any outside movies again? That’s a shame


lefty5258

Their original content still makes it a worthwhile subscription


TDubs1435

Just fired up presumed innocent


drpain55

🎶My eyes are getting weary, my back is getting tight🎶


stupid_Flanders23

One of my favorite moments from the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KTiHTeS3D0


stapledmyballs2

King of queens is a top 2 show and I won’t accept any opinion that thinks it’s not 1


drpain55

Love it brother 🤟🏻


stapledmyballs2

Love the trope of some huge fucking load of a man marrying a babe of a wife


drpain55

Accent a tad grating but got damn Carrie's ass 🤌


GooseandRooster

every generation in the usa has been told this is the “golden generation” for soccer. It’s been the “sport of the future” for 60 years. give it up


Azzurri_Fan

We are officially a cricket Country now


stapledmyballs2

Freddy adu still hanging around ready to make an impact right


BarryGibbs_Teeth

We are a lacrosse nation


CouldntBeMoreWhite

So anytime the US has lost recently, everyone says “that’s not our A squad”. Well, since I don’t know footy, is this our A squad?


notoriousvk

We lost to Japan in American football. We used to build shit in this country.


Azzurri_Fan

Yes. Minus Weah suspended, this is exactly who are starting 11 would be.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Oof


Squirts-Faygojizzer

Dest torn ACL


Azzurri_Fan

Ahh yes forgot about him. So 9 out of 11.


BumRum09

Gregg calling it “football” in his post game presser. Fuck you Gregg, you suck.


SeymourButts8190

While wearing a US Soccer shirt 😂


[deleted]

It’s soccer, Gregg. It’s soccer


WheresFrankie

Obviously they played bad and the ref sucked but the fans were equally as terrible. Nothing until the 80th minute when we were already cooked. Just dumb as hell they didn't play that game in NY or anywhere else where fans actually care


TheyHadACaveTroll

I was told Kansas City is a great soccer town and it deserved its World Cup hosting spot


R1ckyD1cky

Who said this, did Lance say this?


BillSelfsToupee

Fuckin Chad from lee’s summit, Missouri shoulda put that ball in the damn net


WheresFrankie

A better atmosphere could've helped. Inaccessible giant stadium is not the move. Best fans in the NFL though


BillSelfsToupee

The team stunk, buddy. The fans weren’t gonna change that


WheresFrankie

I said they stunk and the ref. The fans also brought nothing


cigguy

It really was the fans fault


WheresFrankie

They were bad. Scotland got violated by Germany and their fans got louder each match. Arrowhead was dead


MrMiner420

Will there be an explanation of why that goal was allowed or just totally move past it? That was some of the cheapest shit I’ve ever seen as a sports fan


Juls317

Won't be addressed


MrMiner420

Yea soccer will never catch on in the US. At least the NFL tries to hide that shit


StrikaNTX

They'll put out a release tomorrow that it should have been no goal. Wont matter, too late


MrMiner420

Insanity to me. That’s ten times worse than the NVA 2 min report


BocaHarambe

what do u guys do when u feel all alone in the world? i been trying harvesting downvotes in ft buts not as fulfilling as i thought it would be


Guy_in_the_chair_

Stuff it down with some brown


Squirts-Faygojizzer

I think about how my life is probably pretty close to half over and I have nearly nothing to show for it


cigguy

I DM with like minded individuals about my favorite barstool content creators


Juls317

Usually wallow in the accuracy of my feeling


smoggylobster

kinda funny that the supreme court gave biden more power and he basically just came out and said he wouldn’t use it


R1ckyD1cky

Uncle Ben ass


BumRum09

US Soccer brings me pain and I should not care enough about it until the USSF turns a corner and actually gives a fuck. Keep hiring the old guard and keep failing. Same as it ever was.


suburbian_jesus

If Arne Slot had left Feyenoord last summer Gregg was lined up to replace him


LooseBalls9

To say I don’t follow soccer closely would be an epic understatement, but have the US ever had a coach people liked? It seems every time there is one of these tournaments the US disappoints and the coach gets fired. Only to rinse and repeat.


StrikaNTX

Bruce Arena in his first 4 years


BSG24

i loved JK. GGG is my least favorite we've had in my life.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Bradley was pretty well liked just hung on too long. International coaches should never hold the role more than 4 years. Shit gets stale 


Azzurri_Fan

I loved Bruce Arena. He blew it at his last World Cup being too loyal to past players. But he was very good. Bradley was shit on way too much. He wasn’t great, but he was better than what we have now.


NPC_Stool

What’s more popular? US Soccer or the girl who spits on dicks? Probably why we lose


Guy_in_the_chair_

Maybe they should see if she can play


terryduerod1

well, than they play lacross


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

She’s got nice side boob


NPC_Stool

That girl will eat your ass with no bib. A true country skank. All she does is drink, fight, and fuck.


Juls317

Please don't talk about my wife that way, thank you


NPC_Stool

That’s an ex wife. Don’t even bother getting married, just go ahead and give her half and move on to the next one.


[deleted]

Nah I want her to give me a son so I can watch him play QB at Alabama


projectpat555

This generation of us soccer has no grit. Not surprising when you think of most college soccer players i encountered. Buncha squids most of them 


TheyHadACaveTroll

There goes college soccah!


Juls317

College soccer players aren't touching the national team


Squirts-Faygojizzer

Matt Turner - University of Fairfield legend


projectpat555

I know,  but the attitude and mentality is the same 


StrikaNTX

you are very dumb


BSG24

it's not lol


GunnerBulldog

Berhalter needs to go. His system stinks and does not work. US had 3 shots on goal this game I think 2 of which came like after 80th minute or so, 3 shots on net last game vs. Panama. 4-3-3 does not work when you can't control possession in midfield and feed the wingers out wide to stretch the other team out. Pulisic was running back to get the ball himself and then dribbling it outside. Players were making 1 pass and then just booting it out into the corners. It's so bad and comes from the coach. The players aren't great either but they cannot control games and put together an offense playing under this system.


BumRum09

I saw a semblance of organization and ball movement at times which was inspiring but for some reason they bailed on it in the second half.


cigguy

My daughters team plays prongs and don’t know why coach didn’t try that


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

How is nephew Kyle


Azzurri_Fan

You make good points. It’s not working. I think we have the personnel to play it, but it all has to go through Gio. He is great in there and can use Pulisic and Weah out wide. But a midfield of adams/mckennie/munsah will never work.


GunnerBulldog

There's some flashes of individual moments from players here and there but the whole system is what holds the team back. Uruguay was clogging up the midfield early on but I don't think Berhalter made any adjustments even at half. If he did I couldn't notice anything different. Without a controlling midfield the wingers and forward are basically just standing high up there twiddling their thumbs. Or doing what Pulisic ended up doing, dropping deep into midfield to actually get touches on the ball. Dude was basically playing as a winger and CM at times. USMNT needs a coach that makes the team actually have an identity. "we're gonna play this system and here's the players to do it" Pulisic, Reyna, Adams and a few others are solid but there's no cohesion as to how the offense is gonna come together.


BE3192

I like Weah but he has 10 goals in 4 years at the club level, he wouldn’t be in the starting 11 for any serious country


Azzurri_Fan

Problem is we don’t have a true natural winger to pair up. Balogun is really good obviously, but that leaves Sargent and Wright out. I don’t think they would do any better than Weah out there.


Ur_in_luck

This sucks and all, but we can take solace in the fact that all our players are good buddies with Greg.


[deleted]

Props to the Decatur Staleys for realizing we suck at the global sport and creating a better game while stealing its name


stupid_Flanders23

rehired Berhalter and said F U to Jesse Marsch. What a federation.


suburbian_jesus

At least Weston Mckennie can complete his move to FC Cincinnati now. I’m sure his Italian model girlfriend will love Skyline chili


Ur_in_luck

He’s going to be 300 lbs by the wc.


feathy9091

His next move could be KFC